Rebirth of the Evil Life

What Lin Feng hated most in his life was learning English. When I was in school, my English scores were a mess. When I first learned English, it was very painful. Damn it, I swore in my heart that if there was a chance for foreigners to learn Chinese from now on, I would torture them.

When people in this country take English exams, don’t they also have CET-4 or CET-6, or even CET-8? Then we will also have a level 4 or 6 in the Chinese exam, level 4 or 6 for ordinary people, and level 8 for majors. Second O!

CET-4: Listening: 1. A: How many people were on the bus today? B: Not bad, 3 people come up and 5 people go down at the first station; 7 people come up and 12 people go down at the second station; 45 people come up and 23 people go down at the third station; 18 people come up and 12 people go down at the fourth station; There are 9 people going up and 8 people going down at the five stations.

Question: How many stops did B sit on?

aAnswer: a)

This is about vocabulary and structure. 1. Xiao Wang slapped () Xiao Li in the mouth. a to b to c to d.

Hum! When it comes to 'cloze', 1. () light in front of the bed, a desk lamp b bald c bright moon d no.

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Of course, this is still simple. When it comes to the CET-6 exam, the listening question will be: Man: Be my girlfriend, I will be good to you. Girl: Actually you are a very nice boy, being with me will only ruin you. Question: What does this woman mean by saying this? a) She feels she is not good enough for him. b) A few words of humility. c) The answer is not what was asked. d) reject him.

If it comes to level 8, then let foreigners go crazy.

1. In winter, wear as much as you can; in summer, wear as much as you can.

2. The reasons for leftover women: firstly, no one can look down on them; secondly, no one can look down upon them.

3. The reason for being single: I used to like someone, but now I like someone.

4. The woman calls her boyfriend: See you at the subway station. If you arrive I haven't arrived yet. Just wait. If you haven't arrived yet when I arrive, just wait!

Ask, what is the difference between the above four sentences?

Go crazy! foreigner!

When you first learn English, you make yourself crazy. Now it’s time to make foreigners crazy! Lin Feng smiled evilly. certainly. For Lin Feng, he definitely didn't mean to torment the foreigner for nothing. You can't do this, it's too boring. Although this person is a boring creature. But for Lin Feng, setting up such a foreign language training class was not because he wanted to establish a good relationship with these reporters.

After all, Lin Feng himself now owns the New York Times and USA Today, two newspapers in which Lin Feng has controlling interests. Moreover, he has a very good relationship with Anne Murdoch, the president of News Corporation. It's just that he didn't use this privilege to restrict his newspapers from reporting his own bad news.

Lin Feng created such a training class mainly to promote Chinese. At the same time, I also got the right to get a Chinese qualification certificate. Of course, this used to be awarded by the state, but now Lin Feng wants to get it. Why get it. It's very simple. When the Chinese qualification certificate recognized by Lin Feng is recognized by the outside world, Lin Feng will have a say in the future work of foreigners in China. This seems to have little effect, but in fact it will have a great effect in the future. At least Lin Feng knew who wanted to come to China to work, what they did, what academic qualifications they had, and what background they had. Lin Feng knew all this. That's the message. It's intelligence.

Of course, the main purpose is to promote Chinese. It is Lin Feng's wish to make China the most powerful country in the world. But before that, Chinese culture, Chinese language. First it has to be popularized. This is the key!

At this time, someone had already translated the song "Banzaguru Pema's Silence" that Lin Feng had just recited. Although it was not very accurate, the meaning could still be understood. Obviously, Lin Feng was very disdainful of this trial, and even more disdainful of Japan.

Is he so confident? There was a look of indignation on Wall Street. But wait, we will wait until your court date to see if you can still be happy. This time, they got news that Japan had invited the most professional team, with more than 200 lawyers in total. Lin Feng's legal team at Royal Law Firm and Ron Law Firm only have more than 20 people in total.

There are more than 200 people versus more than 20 people. Even if they are slightly inferior in ability, the number can still make up for the difference. Isn't there a saying in China that the Three Stooges are better than Zhuge Liang? Now even if the people on your side are all Zhuge Liang and I are all cobblers, my 10 cobblers can beat three of your Zhuge Liangs!

See you in court!

Soon, the court began.

Somali judge Abdulqawi Ahmed Yusuf sat in the court again. Yesterday, he received another 'reminder' from the United States and Japan, telling him to check the momentum of lawyer Lin Feng in court, interrupt his momentum, and not allow his lawyer to be too arrogant. After that, he received a warning from Somali President Dahir. He must favor Lin Feng, otherwise the clan rules will serve him.

Yes, it’s the clan rules. Somalia's laws are established with reference to Western society, which was proposed by Wu Zhaopu. We must build a civilized society. But Dahir insisted on adding a clause in the law - when the law conflicts with the clan rules, the clan rules shall prevail.

What does this mean? To put it simply, many tribes in Somalia have their own ethnic rules. For example, some say that "women" are legally sentenced to three to five years, but the ethnic rules require that men be castrated. Then the man must be castrated. In the process of castrating a man, the crime of intentional injury does not violate the law and is allowed. In this regard, Wu Zhaopu protested, but at Dahir's insistence, he had no choice but to agree. But fortunately, this is only limited to Somalis. If foreign tourists come, they will be implemented in accordance with Somali laws. After all, some clan rules are too bloody and unmodern.

For example, Dahir's threat to Judge Abdulqawi Ahmed Yusuf is considered treason. As for treason, you will be punished by lighting a sky lantern. What is lighting a sky lantern? Lighting sky lanterns is also called pouring human oil and wax. It is an extremely cruel punishment. The prisoner is stripped naked, wrapped in linen, and then soaked in an oil tank. After nightfall, his head and feet are tied to a tall pole. on the wooden pole. Lit from the feet.

This was originally a name from ancient China, but some tribes in Somalia also have such a criminal law. Therefore, Judge Yusuf naturally knew what to do. But then, Lin Feng secretly sent someone to contact him to let him control the situation. Do not let the outside world know about your relationship with Somalia and avoid exposure. At that time, everything will depend on Lin Feng's eyes.

Therefore, Judge Yusuf felt that it was really difficult for him to handle. Well, there are three requirements for the three parties. This is really embarrassing. But there was nothing he could do, he had already been dragged into this pit of fire. Then all he has to do is execute.

"The court is in session!" Judge Yusuf banged his gavel.

Japanese lawyer Hiroshi Oyama immediately stood up and walked to the judge.

"Your Honor, this is the video of the battle between Lin Feng and our Japanese navy. At 12 minutes and 53 seconds, we can see that our navy fell into a treacherous trick during the battle..." Hiroshi Oyama was about to explain. , but was interrupted by Ron.

"Objection! Your Honor, I object to the prosecutor's inappropriate use of words to describe this war! This is a fair battle, and all the tactics used by my client are fair, just, reasonable, and legal. There is absolutely no conspiracy! " Ron yelled loudly.

Judge Yusuf thought for a while, how should he judge this? Is it right to judge Lin Feng? Or is Lin Feng wrong?

President Bush and Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, who were sitting in the distance, both looked gloomy and stared at Judge Yusuf, asking him to declare Ron Roaring the Court. Judge Yusuf was about to announce it when he saw Lin Feng blinking at him.

All right. I see!

"Prosecutor, please pay attention to your words!" Judge Yusuf ordered, "Please use accurate words to describe this war. This is an extremely serious trial, related to the future destiny of the defendant and the pattern of the world. . So please use the most accurate wording.”

"What's going on? What's going on with this judge?" Shinzo Abe said through gritted teeth.

Bush also looked gloomy. What's going on? Why didn't the judge declare that Lin Feng was at fault? What happened to him? But at this moment, Bush didn't expect it to be related to Lin Feng. After all, although they greeted each other, they couldn't be too partial. If this is too partial and Lin Feng makes trouble, that won't be good either. Then if Lin Feng asks for a replacement judge, it will be self-defeating.

"Don't worry, this is just the beginning!" Bush thought for a moment. Say it calmly.

Indeed, just at the beginning. But Wall Street is depressed. Here, Lin Feng had the upper hand at the beginning, and the stock rose by one dollar. It’s now $516! This is just the beginning!

Japanese lawyer, please be more diligent! Prayers went up and down Wall Street.

Ron sat down with a satisfied look on his face. It seems that this judge is okay. Before this trial, Ron's only concern was that the judge was unfair. But Lin Feng said that there was no need to worry about the judge, saying that the other party did not dare to mess with the judge. Ron didn't believe this. The United States has already intervened in this kind of thing, and it involves Japan. It would be strange if they didn't do something weird. And if the judge is acting weird, then this trial will be really difficult to distinguish. The judge's favoritism will make it extremely disadvantageous for one's own defense. But now it seems that this judge is okay.

"Your Honor, regarding this war, although both parties signed an agreement, we can see in the video that when our navy had failed and surrendered, Lin Feng also launched a second attack. All the ships together with the officers and soldiers were sunk into the sea..." Japanese lawyer Oyama Hiroshi said, but was interrupted again by Ron.

"Your Honor, I object to the prosecution's improper use of words." Ron retorted again.

"Your Honor, I haven't finished a sentence, but the defense lawyer interrupted me several times. When I object, he always opposes me!" Japanese lawyer Oyama Hiroshi said loudly.

snort! This time, Abe groaned.

Yusuf immediately looked at Lin Feng. But this time Lin Feng's face remained as usual, with no expression at all. Judge Yusuf gets it.

"Defense lawyer, please pay attention to your words and don't always interrupt the prosecution's speech!" Judge Yusuf ordered.

Ron sat down. He frowned slightly, it seemed that the judge was not on his side.

At this time, Wall Street cheered. Because this time the prosecution won the defense of both sides, causing the stock price of "Second World" to drop by 0.5 US dollars. Although it was only 0.5 US dollars, it still made Wall Street happy.

You know, this is the first time it has fallen in recent days! Oh my gosh, it's so exciting that Lam Feng's stock has been rising so high despite all the negative news, and it finally fell.

"Hmph!" Japanese lawyer Hiroshi Oyama glanced at Ron with a slight smile on his face. He had heard before that the judge was already on their side. Although as a lawyer, it is a bit shameful to bribe a judge, but if the trial can be easier, why not?

"Your Excellency, we can see that our navy has failed, but it has been attacked again by Lin Feng, and it was a coverage attack. This is a massacre! Originally, these people could have survived, but now they have disappeared into the sea, and their bodies are all It was beaten to pieces, and even if the family members want to retrieve the body, they can’t!" Japanese lawyer Hiroshi Oyama said in a sad tone.

Yusuf did not make any comment after reading it. In fact, he is just a judge, presiding over the order of the court proceedings. He does not need to express his position, because the final trial result does not require him to make a ruling. It is the jury that decides.

Then, Oyama Hiro walked up to Lin Feng.

"Lin Feng, who gave the order for this attack?" Oyama Hiro walked up to Lin Feng and asked.

"Me!" Lin Feng said with a smile.

"Then do you know that this attack will lead to the death of these Japanese officers and soldiers?" Oyama Hiroshi asked again.

Lin Feng smiled slightly.

"If they don't die, then why should I fight this war? You think it's just playing house!" Lin Feng said scornfully.

Oyama Hiroshi frowned, but quickly suppressed his anger.

"Lin Feng, that means you knew your order would kill these surrendered Japanese officers and soldiers, but you still gave it. Then you admit that this is massacre!" Hiroshi Oyama shouted.

"No! This is not a massacre, this is just a war! A fair war!" Lin Feng said lightly.

"Lin Feng, don't stop quibbling! The Japanese officers and soldiers have lost their combat effectiveness, but you maliciously ordered a second covering attack. This is massacre! If this is not a massacre, then what is a massacre! Dear jurors, the other party has no He was able to resist, but he struck a second time. This is an act of massacre against humanity and humanity," Oyama Hiroshi said excitedly. After finishing speaking, he turned to look at the judge, "Your Majesty, I have finished asking."

At this point, Wall Street cheered again. This time, the stock fell by 1 yuan, and the stock price is now $514.5! This is just the beginning, it has dropped by 1.5 US dollars, not bad, not bad! Wall Street cheers!

Fall, fall, fall to death Lin Feng! Wall Street prays!