Rebirth of the Evil Life
Chapter 4355 Belly Dance
The game officially begins!
"Well, everyone, let's start bidding for the first spot. Who will bid?" Lin Feng said loudly. (Please search, the fastest updated novel website!)
"This is Africa, the place where we were born and raised. Although I am not an Ethiopian, my feelings for Africa are sincere, so I reciprocated and came to shoot the first one!" Mandela stood up laughing. Get up, “I’ll give you dollars!”
US dollars, this is the lowest price! But after Mandela came forward, no one stopped bidding. Mandela's popularity in Africa is unparalleled, and everyone is instinctively willing to give him face. Therefore, no one shouted the price at the scene.
"Haha, thank you very much!" Mandela waved to everyone.
Lin Feng curled his lips.
"Everyone, we are doing charity. Don't shirk each other at this time!" Lin Feng said, tapping his knuckles, "So, if we don't do this next time, auction more and do more for the victims of the African disaster!"
"Mr. Lin, this time it's my fault. Then I'll pay you more dollars!" Mandela said with a smile.
"Mr. Mandela, you are highly respected and have enough U.S. dollars, but not those of them. They are all rich people. I, a Chinese who is not unreasonable, can do so many things for Africa, so these rich people can Don't be stingy. Don't forget, there are over 100 million people watching!" Lin Feng explained.
People here are either rich or noble. If they spend hundreds of dollars every time to get a spot, it would be too shameful. I have already sold 100 million US dollars in advertising like this. If you want to shoot to the end, you only need hundreds of thousands of dollars. Isn’t that ridiculous! Therefore, Lin Feng warns you in advance. Get vaccinated. To prevent these people from really asking for just a few hundred dollars, it would be too annoying.
Of course, it was a bit of a slap in the face for Lin Feng to bring it up so directly, but in Lin Feng's opinion. Mandela was a great man, and he didn't care much about his words. And if you don't say it, then you will say it when others take pictures, and they will complain. Why, are you looking down on people? Mandela is a human being, but they are not human beings? Mandela was great, are they trash?
Some people here can actually say these words. Of course, they won't say it directly. But it can hurt people behind their backs. Especially since there is Akio Toyoda here, so Lin Feng just be direct and not give anyone any face.
Mandela chuckled. He naturally saw Lin Feng's intention at a glance, so he didn't blame Lin Feng at all. He has been in Africa for so many years and has almost never left Africa in his life. He has a deep understanding of the faces of African officials. Don't look at them now. They are very enthusiastic about Lin Feng. Very friendly, but all because of Lin Feng's money. If Lin Feng runs out of money, the faces of these officials will change immediately.
This is a common problem in developing countries.
Although developed countries are capitalist, it must be said that capitalism is also an extremely civilized society, so they abide by the law more and are willing to abide by the law. On the contrary, for developing countries, this is not satisfactory. ** is also more serious.
Lin Feng is like this. He has no objection! As for his own face, for a man of Mandela's age, does he really care about his face? He doesn't care anymore! All he cares about is the future of Africa.
Mandela takes the stage. Pull out one paper ball from the three paper balls in turn, then spread it out in front of everyone and start chanting.
"Jim Hines!" Mandela read out a name.
A black man stood up.
Jim Hines, the first human being to run 100 meters in the world, was boycotted at the Olympics because he was a black man. However, he worked hard with other black people to complete an unprecedented feat - the first time in the history of the Olympic Games. The last time there was a scene where all the finalists were black. Jim Hines was the first to cross the line with a time of 9.95 seconds and won the championship in that Olympic Games.
It can be said that Jim Hines is the pride of black people. Of course, his nationality is now American, but this does not affect the glory he has brought to Africa. His success, and Africa's success, proved that black people can run faster than white people.
"Today is such an amazing day, so many coincidences!" Lin Feng applauded.
"Atop the Statue of Liberty in the United States -" Mandela continued to chant slowly.
Everyone's expressions suddenly became strange. This is on the Statue of Liberty in the United States. What is this for? pee? If so, that would be really interesting. This is really interesting.
All eyes were on Mandela. Mandela was also slightly nervous at the moment. The first game at the beginning involved the Statue of Liberty in the United States. What if the next one is too absurd? Although the United States is free and open, if it goes too far, I'm afraid the United States will complain to some extent. Of course, Mandela was not afraid of complaints from the U.S. government, but he was afraid that it might do some bad tricks behind his back.
At this time, a hand patted Mandela on the shoulder.
"Mr. Mandela, don't worry. The US government is not that stingy. The Bush administration can afford to joke! Besides, this is just a game, purely a coincidence!" Lin Feng comforted.
Of course, Lin Feng's comforting voice was a bit loud, and it was obviously meant for Americans to hear. In other words, it is for all Africans. This is to make all Africans confident and not to worry about American retaliation. After all, Lin Feng said, this is a game, just a coincidence. If you, the US government, are looking for trouble, it would be too petty.
Mandela took a breath and opened the third ball of paper.
"Pfft!" Mandela looked at it and burst out laughing without holding back his breath.
The whole audience was stunned. This, what exactly is written on it, made Mandela laugh so much? What exactly is written here?
At this time, Lin Feng also turned around and took a look. As a result, Lin Feng burst into laughter when he saw it. Lin Feng was not as reserved or scrupulous as Mandela, so he burst into laughter.
Suddenly, the whole world became curious. What is written on this? Why is it so cool? This is too curious! Everyone at the scene stretched their necks. Although they knew it was impossible to see what was written on the paper, they still wanted to see it.
At this time, Mandela stopped laughing and read out slowly.
"I saw President Bush belly dancing there!" Mandela finished reading and read it again from beginning to end. "Jim Hynes was on top of the Statue of Liberty and saw President Bush belly dancing!"
After reading it, Mandela finally couldn't hold it in any longer and kept laughing while holding his stomach.
"Hahahaha~~~~" The whole audience burst into laughter.
Who is President Bush? Everyone knows it all too well, the President of the United States. Everyone here knows what that face looks like. After listening to this recitation, the image of President Bush belly dancing on top of the Statue of Liberty came to mind. There was as much Coke as there was Coke. That’s a completely hilarious rhythm! There is no way to stop this!
The scene directly became a sea of joy. Of course, not only the scene, but also the whole world burst into laughter at this moment. Including the White House, all the White House staff watching this program couldn't help but laugh. This is really a spoof, who is it, such a spoof!
A prank? There are even more spoofs! Just a minute later, some netizens posted a photoshopped animation of Bush belly dancing in a sexy navel-baring outfit. Bush's big-headed doll shape exposed his sexy figure and swayed there. , it’s as funny as you want it to be.
This is so cool!
"Asshole!" Bush is probably the only unhappy person in the world. This is too much, these bastards are just happy that they are poor! Damn it, Lin Feng must be behind this! Bush gritted his teeth in hatred.
But thinking about it carefully, Lin Feng probably didn't do anything behind his back. You know, there were three groups of people who wrote the note, and the entire process was live broadcast, and Lin Feng was not involved at all. And it was Mandela who pulled out the note, and Lin Feng had never touched these notes from beginning to end. Therefore, Lin Feng should be unaware of this matter. But this is too much of a coincidence! Why did you write that I was belly dancing there? Damn, who wrote this?
But it may be difficult to know who wrote it. Because there is no signature at all, the reader would probably have to go through a lot of trouble to find out. What's more, these three wads of paper will be collected by Mandela. If Bush wants to find out the real culprit behind the scenes, he must first obtain these three wads of paper from Mandela, and this may require the dispatch of agents. Once some flaws are revealed, Bush's reputation will be really bad.
It doesn't matter if someone makes fun of you. But it would be really embarrassing if you go to trouble someone because you were made fun of!
So, bear with it! Bush's face was gloomy, but his eyes were moving back and forth on Lin Feng's laughing figure in the picture. Damn it, you'll get your comeuppance sooner or later! Bush thought quietly.
At this moment, on the other side, the scene finally had enough laughter.
"Oh, this is so cool! To be honest, this is the fun part of this game. The most outstanding part is on the third paper ball. I don't know which friend wrote it. I admire you. Of course, you can also do it. Don't worry, Mr. Mandela will keep this piece of paper in good hands and you will never be exposed!" Lin Feng said with a smile.
Mandela nodded. Then he tore the piece of paper into pieces in front of everyone.
"I think this friend can feel relieved now. Let's continue the game!" Mandela said with a smile. No matter who wrote this, it would be best to tear this note into pieces. That way, it would be impossible for Bush to know who wrote it.
At this time, Akio Toyoda's eyes lit up not far away, he made some calculations in his mind, and finally nodded secretly.
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