Rebirth of the Evil Life
Chapter 4682: Unlucky and Premature
Global public opinion shows two extremes. On the one hand, they called for Lin Feng to be severely punished. On the other hand, they thought that this was just a joke made by Lin Feng. Although it was a bit annoying, everyone had not been so happy for a long time. Especially after seeing so many heads of state, he rushed over excitedly, only to find that it was Lin Feng. His expression was so hilarious.
Under normal circumstances, the expressions of heads of state are invisible to the public. At this scene, due to the interference of the US Navy fleet, no TV station aircraft dared to fly over. Of course, they could not fly over. After all, the Diaoyu Islands are in the vast sea, and helicopters from various countries cannot fly so far. When using ships, after approaching this area, the US Navy prohibits any civilian ships from approaching within 10 nautical miles of the fleet.
After all, if there is danger, once a war breaks out, those 10 nautical miles will be useless. One hundred nautical miles may not be safe. However, these reporters are too crazy, and those alien fans are even crazier. Their fanaticism is something that even the U.S. Navy cannot resist.
10 nautical miles is the limit of what they can do to stop it. Unless they really fire their guns completely and knock these guys back into the sea. Otherwise, the U.S. Navy can only block these people 10 nautical miles away. Of course, with such a long distance, these reporters would definitely not be able to take photos, let alone shoot videos.
However, just because they couldn't take pictures didn't mean that Lin Feng couldn't take pictures. Lin Feng had people take pictures of the expressions on the faces of these heads of state, and then put them on the 'lure tube' after special processing. This looks like it was taken in front of each head of state, making it difficult to tell where the photographer's angle is. And this video directly made the whole world laugh.
Bush looked livid. Shinzo Abe became angry. Berlusconi's belly laugh. Putin's weirdness, Sarkozy's helplessness, and the confusion of other heads of state, these expressions are so funny. Especially when Lin Feng's true body appeared, his expression became even more joyful.
Therefore, many people feel that this kind of prank is a bit too much. But this did not involve any behavior that was harmful to humanity, no murder, no arson, no deception, it was just a pure prank, and it was tolerant. After all, this prank is full of flaws. After all, alien fleet, how is this possible! How could there be an alien fleet in this world? Even if there were, it wouldn't appear so suddenly.
It's all been lied to. This is by no means Lin Feng's clever deception, but that these heads of state were deceived by some people. Of course, people all over the world are also deceived. It’s just that most people don’t think there’s anything unacceptable about this. If they’re cheated, they’re cheated. After all, heads of state like you are cheated, not to mention ordinary people like us. Isn’t it more normal to be cheated?
What's more, after this kind of prank is over, isn't it just something to talk and laugh about after dinner? This is so cool.
Of course, it is impossible for everyone to be so generous. Naturally, many people demand that Lin Feng be severely punished for fraud. Most of these people are the victims of this incident.
The first to bear the brunt are the five major Hollywood film companies. Their movie box office was completely ruined by this incident, which made their return on investment ratio completely unsightly. Originally, they were hoping to make a fortune in the Chinese market, but recently they were all watching old movies, old movies related to aliens. Their new film has no one interested in it. This makes them not angry.
Besides them, there are many stock investors. After the alien fleet emerged, the Japanese stock market was the first to suffer heavy losses. After all, this alien fleet is docked in Tokyo Bay. If it fires artillery on Tokyo Bay, Japan will basically be destroyed instantly. Then all companies and enterprises will be wiped out. In this case, who would invest in stocks? Therefore, the Japanese stock market suffered a heavy blow.
The heavy losses in the Japanese stock market also directly affected global stock markets. This time, almost all investors around the world suffered a lot of losses. They naturally hated Lin Feng. You said that if you didn't build an alien fleet, the stock market would not collapse, and then they would not suffer heavy losses. Of course, there are losses and there are gains. After all, in this world, there are always losses and gains.
The most angry ones are the ships that have to dock in Tokyo Bay for loading and unloading. They are the most unlucky. The alien fleet is here, causing them to be unable to enter or exit all day and night. This was a day's delay in vain, and the money lost was too much. So, they were extremely angry. Demand severe punishment for Lin Feng!
In the face of these two fierce attitudes of public opinion, similar to Berlusconi, Sarkozy and others, they chose to remain silent. In this matter, they will wait and see what happens. After all, it was Lin Feng who caused the incident, so Lin Feng naturally understood the consequences of it. Then, it is impossible for Lin Feng to have no back-up preparations. Naturally, they won't jump out on their own initiative, so let's see how Lin Feng is prepared to deal with it!
"Fraud? How did I deceive you?" Lin Feng shrugged.
What! No fraud yet! Shinzo Abe was trembling with anger.
"Lin Feng, you lied to us about the exploration fleet of the Republic of Sandra in the Andromeda Galaxy. It came from a distance of 2 million light years and asked us to come here. This is not a scam!" Shinzo Abe roared.
Lin Feng curled his lips.
"Shinzo Abe, your voice is too soft, I can't hear you clearly. Or do you come over and talk?" Lin Feng asked loudly from a distance.
Go over? Shinzo Abe sneered. Do you really think his head is caught in the door? If he runs over, he might be beaten up by Lin Feng. He is not that stupid!
"Come here if you dare!" Shinzo Abe snorted.
"Hey, Abe, you little dwarf, don't shout, I'm coming, so what!" Lin Feng pointed his finger, then jumped onto the steam catapult beside him, and then, with a whistle, the whole person was directly ejected into the air, flying like a roc spreading its wings.
Hiss! The heads of state of all countries exclaimed. This guy is too daring, dare to do this? Although this can theoretically eject people, the ejection force at that moment is too great. That is to eject an airplane. Can the legs withstand such a strong ejection force?
Indeed, the normal ejection will instantly break the bones of the person's legs. However, Lin Feng's is improved, and the instantaneous force is not so great that it will not directly break the bones of the person's legs. Moreover, Lin Feng's shoes are also high-tech products, which are absolutely shock-resistant products. How to understand it? Falling from a three-story building, landing on the ground with both feet, the shoes will absorb the strong recoil force to a great extent and release it. This point is taken from the energy absorption technology of Japanese cars and sublimated.
So, it is not a big problem for Lin Feng to catapult over. Of course, this distance cannot be too far, at most 50 meters, and it will not work if it is farther. But there are two or three nautical miles between the two fleets, how can it be catapulted over like this?
Everyone was surprised to see Lin Feng fly directly into the sky. The final result is to fall into the sea! If it falls into the sea, it will be fun. Lin Feng catapulted himself into the sea, which is too fun.
But when Lin Feng catapulted into the sky, his wings stretched out from behind, and the whole person glided in the air. The picture was extremely beautiful. There was a feeling of a god descending. This feeling was really, too cool!
It's getting closer!
All the heads of state looked up at Lin Feng, and he glided over with the help of the sea breeze.
But how was he going to land? The sea breeze is a bit strong. This kind of hang glider can easily rush into the sea when landing. If it rushes down, it will not be handsome, but stupid!
Lin Feng felt that the hang glider was unstable in the sky. This kind of thing is made of ultra-light titanium alloy bone material. It can be folded into the windbreaker on the back. When necessary, it can be used as a bulletproof vest to protect the back. But although it is strong, the material is extremely light. It is a bit unstable in the sea breeze.
It may be a bit difficult to land steadily! And Lin Feng will not let himself rush out of the deck and fall into the sea. Such a stupid behavior, Lin Feng will never do it. After thinking about it, Lin Feng's eyes lit up.
"Okay, Shinzo Abe, you deserve it! You unlucky son!" Lin Feng dived down directly.
The heads of state were surprised. The speed of such a dive is fast, but the hang glider has deviated from the course under the strong wind. It is afraid that it will be blown into the sea before landing on the deck. This is completely seeking death! Of course, although he will not really drown, it would be too embarrassing to be salvaged by the US Navy with his body wet.
"Haha, Commander Bird, let your people prepare to salvage Lin Feng and make sure to rescue him!" Bush laughed at this moment. He has seen the tragic scene of Lin Feng falling into the sea. When he salvages Lin Feng, he must humiliate Lin Feng severely.
But just as everyone exclaimed, the hang glider on Lin Feng's body suddenly retracted. Lin Feng, who was originally blown away obliquely, fell directly because the sea breeze blew directly from both sides of his body without the resistance of the hang glider.
Damn! Berlusconi exclaimed. If he falls vertically, it will be terrible.
Wow~~~ someone exclaimed.
The voice was naturally Shinzo Abe. He was also prepared to watch Lin Feng's good show, but who could have expected that Lin Feng suddenly fell from the sky, fell vertically, and fell right on top of his head. He wanted to hide, but there was no way to hide.
With a "thump", everyone couldn't bear to look. When they opened their eyes again, Lin Feng was completely fine, lying on Shinzo Abe. Seeing the eyes of the heads of state, he jumped up, patted his body, and exclaimed in surprise, "It's okay to fall from such a height, what a good life!"
The heads of state couldn't bear to look directly. You are fine, but Shinzo Abe is your meat cushion. Poor Shinzo Abe, he is really an unlucky son, how could he be so unlucky to meet Lin Feng!
The heads of state wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh! To be continued...
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