Rebirth of the Evil Life

"Okay, Shinzo Abe, tell me now, will you go to China to apologize? If you don't go, I will continue to block the door. Not only do I have to block the door, President Bush, you also have to help me block the door. Back then But you promised that if you lose, you will help collect the debt. Now, several months have passed, and Shinzo Abe has been hiding in Japan. This is a complete shame. President Bush, tell me what to do!" Lin Feng snorted coldly.

Bush's face twitched. You actually want the U.S. Navy to help you block the door. You must be too arrogant.

"President Bush, I'm not kidding. This contract is clearly written in black and white." Lin Feng took out the contract, "This has the signature of Commander John Byrd, Commander of the US Navy's Seventh Fleet. Hey, Commander Bird, it’s great that you are here, come on, help prove it!”

As soon as John Bird saw Lin Feng taking out the contract, he wanted to leave. But Lin Feng's eyes were so sharp that he spotted him immediately. How could he let him leave?

"Commander Bird, come and take a look at this contract. Is the handwriting on it yours?" Lin Feng asked, holding up the contract.

John Bird naturally knew that the handwriting on it was his, and he also understood what clauses were on it. He had read it three times, and he knew every clause in it clearly and knew it by heart. Indeed, there is a clause here. If one party loses and refuses to admit it, then the U.S. Seventh Fleet has the responsibility and obligation to help the winning party recover the bet! It's clearly written on it.

However, everyone thought that the loser would be Lin Feng. Who would have expected that Lin Feng would resort to air strikes. Both Japanese aircraft carriers were directly disabled. No one expected this result. Face this ending. Naturally, John Byrd cannot help Lin Feng force Shinzo Abe, so he can hide if he can.

"Okay, President Bush, things are clear now. So, Shinzo Abe, decide quickly whether you are going to go to China to apologize, otherwise. Let's go to Tokyo Bay together and block your gate to Japan!" Lin Feng said lightly.

Bush and John Byrd are both dishonest. They have become Lin Feng's accomplices. Damn it, how could this happen! This contract is torn to pieces! Unexpectedly, as soon as the two of them had this idea, Lin Feng put the contract away and put it in his pocket.

"Why, someone wants to tear up the contract? Hehe, that's not okay. This is evidence!" Lin Fengyouyou said, "Of course. I believe President Bush and Commander Byrd will not do this, right!"

Both Bush and Commander Byrd looked depressed. This guy must be a rabbit, so smart.

"Okay, now, Shinzo Abe, it's time for you to give me a word. Why don't you apologize? Don't delay everyone here. These are all heads of state here. We are all very busy and have no time to spend time with you here. Ji!" Lin Feng urged.

Shinzo Abe had a look of hatred on his face.

"I want to return to China to discuss this matter!" Shinzo Abe decided to put it off for a while.

Lin Feng chuckled.

"Okay, let's go then!" Lin Feng smiled.

Subsequently, four fleets were here and headed straight to Tokyo Bay.

"Heads of State, what about you, should I help you arrange a flight to leave, or should we go together?" Lin Feng looked at the heads of state.

After the heads of state looked at each other, they all chose to stay. They wanted to see how this drama would turn out. What will Shinzo Abe choose in the end? Will he go to China to apologize? If he apologizes, he will lose his face. Of course, he has no face anymore. His face has long been lost. Since meeting Lin Feng, does he still have the face?

"Since everyone has chosen to witness the miracle together, I will be the host today and invite everyone to eat seafood on my aircraft carrier!" Lin Feng smiled slightly.

"Lin Feng, your seafood?" Shinzo Abe's eyes flashed fiercely.

"Oh, no, I made a slip of the tongue and thought it was my Fengshen. It should be the aircraft carrier I rented. However, I rented it for 50 years at a time, so it doesn't make any difference if it's mine during these 50 years, right? ! Right, President Putin!" Lin Feng said with a smile.

Putin laughed dryly. This guy really knows how to take advantage of people. Of course, even more nonsense. In the blink of an eye, it will be a 50-year lease. Can you be more ridiculous! This aircraft carrier can’t even serve for 50 years!

Of course, Lin Feng doesn't care about this. Anyway, it’s just an excuse, it just needs to be tacitly understood by everyone. If you really want to break up, no one will look good.

"President, are you really going to let him do this?" Rice whispered from the side.

"Nothing can be done. He has evidence. No matter what he does, there is nothing we can do to him." Bush shrugged. At this moment, his mentality was much better. After all, this was Japan's fault from beginning to end. Nothing to do. At most, he was a little unhappy about being tricked by an alien fleet. But most people think this is a harmless joke. It was a shocking prank. Not many people really regarded it as an unforgivable crime, so he could not use public opinion to punish Lin Feng.

And it has to be said that Lin Feng's reputation among the people has been really good over the years. Among the people, basically centrists, all praise Lin Feng. Over the years, although Lin Feng has acted in a flamboyant style, he has never acted domineeringly towards ordinary people. He has also repeatedly done good deeds, spending his own money to do good deeds, and created dozens of various funds. How many people have these funds benefited? Hundreds of millions of people.

All these have given Lin Feng a huge popularity among the people, making some people who want to target Lin Feng almost desperate. Therefore, even if Lin Feng caused such a vicious case, it would only be regarded as a prank by the public. The people are more and more mocking these heads of state. They can't see such a big mistake and still believe in the alien fleet. This is simply because I am stupid. Can you blame Lin Feng?

As for convicting Lin Feng, some people have made accusations, but the public basically does not believe that Lin Feng is guilty. There are many people who say they have seen aliens. Many people even swear that they have been abducted by aliens. Everyone just laughs it off and no one takes it seriously. Pranks, how can we live without pranks. A life without mischief is a miserable life.

Lin Feng. This just makes the prank a little bigger. All the heads of state were fooled. This is a prank on ordinary people. Is there any difference if ordinary people are fooled? We are all human beings with natural human rights. We are essentially equal. Whether you are the head of state or I am a commoner, we are all equal. What's more, Lin Feng's prank. Could it be more powerful than the Martians attacking the earth that the Voice of America broadcast on April Fool's Day? At that time, people across the United States were so frightened that they almost fled. As for Lin Feng, this was just a joke.

Therefore, it is impossible to convict Lin Feng. Even if you accuse him, I'm afraid the judge won't find Lin Feng guilty. Sure, you could bribe some judges, but the outcome would probably be worse. After all, it is impossible for every judge to be bribed. The separation of powers in the American political system ensures the greatest fairness.

"Then we will really block Tokyo Bay later?" Secretary of State Rice asked.

Bush's face twitched. This is definitely not possible. otherwise. So what happened to the U.S. Navy? That would completely become Lin Feng's cunt. This is absolutely not okay!

"But what about the contract?" Rice asked.

Bush's face twitched a few times. Fu Er whispered in Rice's ear for a while.

consternation! Secretary Rice looked stunned.

"President, is this okay?" Secretary Rice looked strange.

"Hmph, if he is allowed to cheat, we are not allowed to cheat! Humph!" Bush snorted proudly. He finally felt that he was going to beat Lin Feng for once. Hey Hey!

Soon, a bonfire party started on the deck on Lin Feng's side. The heads of state gathered around the bonfire, eating freshly roasted mutton and drinking beer. They were so happy. Of course, most of the heads of state here are on good terms with Lin Feng. Those who are at odds with Lin Feng, such as the President of South Korea and the Philippines, will naturally not be here. They are definitely behind Bush. As for Shinzo Abe, he was hiding aside and drawing circles, cursing Lin Feng.

Of course, Bush also prepared food and drinks, but they were all simple meals. After all, how could there be anything good to eat on an aircraft carrier. It's not just what ordinary soldiers eat, it's just what they eat. At most, the food is better. But it's better, but it's also limited. It can't be as good as Lin Feng's, and they actually have a barbecue on the aircraft carrier. This is truly the first of its kind.

Roasting a whole lamb on an aircraft carrier is such a weird idea. But why does Bush have the urge to go there to eat and drink? Of course, it was not just Bush. The other heads of state saw the bonfire lit on the deck of Lin Feng and sang and danced. How did they look at it and how envious it was. This is really a rhythm that makes people envious to death.

"Haha, Lin, I bet there must be envy and jealousy over there! Hehe, let them come over, but don't come over, they deserve it!" Berlusconi tore off a large piece of mutton, chewed it, and laughed.

Chancellor Merkel shook her head. This Silvio Berlusconi is really a rough guy sometimes. But it is really surprising that such a person became the Prime Minister of Italy. It has to be said that being a politician does not require you to have a high degree of education, a high degree of accomplishment, or a high level of cultural quality. You only need to have a little political IQ, that is, emotional intelligence. Those who know how to be a human being will become politicians. Berlusconi is undoubtedly a good person.

"Ha, Prime Minister Medvedev, come, come, come and eat roasted whole lamb!" Lin Feng laughed and greeted Medvedev who had just walked out.

Medvedev looked disheveled at this moment. He has been in a state of intoxication these past few days. Now that he has seen Putin, how can he not be afraid? After all, he originally came to trade with Lin Feng, but he ended up being ruthlessly plotted by Lin Feng. Even Putin was implicated. How could he not be afraid?

"President!" Medvedev opened his mouth, but he didn't know what to say.

"Sit down." Putin looked calm. He didn't say much about this matter. He just greeted Medvedev to eat and drink. It seemed that he didn't take anything to heart. But after the last sentence betrayed Putin's mood, you are not allowed to drink with Lin Feng again!

puff! Lin Feng spit out a mouthful of wine and sprayed it directly into the bonfire, bursting into shocking flames and almost burning Berlusconi who was about to tear the mutton, making him scream in fright.

"I'm talking about President Putin, so what! Didn't I just have a few more drinks with Prime Minister Medvedev? That's all! I have to say, I really like Prime Minister Medvedev!" Lin Feng said while complaining.

Putin snorted coldly.

"You still have the nerve to say it. If it weren't for you, this matter would be like this! This time I just pretended to be an alien fleet, and next time I might be fooled by you into selling Russia! From now on, not only him, but also everyone No Russian can drink with you!" Putin said coldly.

This is Putin’s profound understanding. This guy is a god of wine. He scares all Russian men from drinking. You know, Russian men are world-famous for their ability to drink. But as a result, everyone is now frightened by Lin Feng. Tell me, what is this?

"Haha, Putin, you Russians are actually afraid of drinking sometimes! It's a strange thing in the world!" Silvio Berlusconi heard this and laughed.

Putin looked sulky. This Berlusconi is really a weirdo in the world of heads of state. I really don’t know how he managed to become the Prime Minister of a country. He is so fat and full of shit, yet he dares to make fun of the Russians! However, although Putin is angry, he is not really angry. After all, if you get angry and want to hit someone when they tease you, that's not right.

"Haha, President Putin, don't be angry, Prime Minister Berlusconi is just like this. Besides, I'm also surprised. Why don't you just drink? It's nothing! Besides, you really can't blame Medvedev for this, even if he doesn't Drink, I will definitely let the fleet go to Tokyo Bay. Otherwise, why would I buy this fleet?" Lin Feng shrugged, "So, you really don't blame this fleet. Besides, I promise to build a fleet in Russia that is far superior to China. "Compulsory Commodity City, if you still blame Prime Minister Medvedev, then I'm cutting corners!"

"How dare you!" Putin shouted.

"Hey, what do you think?" Lin Feng snorted, "See if I dare!"

Putin's expression changed several times, then he snorted and stopped talking to Lin Feng.

"Okay, Prime Minister Medvedev, it was my fault this time and I deliberately got you drunk. So, today I will do it as a courtesy and apologize to you!" Lin Feng formally stood up to apologize and drank down the wine in his hand.

Medvedev was a little inexplicably moved at this moment. I was about to finish the wine in my hand, but then I thought about drinking it myself, and then I thought about President Putin.

President Putin curled his lips and turned away from Medvedev. But obviously, the meaning is clear.

drink! To be continued…