Rebirth of the Evil Life

(I have been working as a driver every day during the Qingming Festival these days. Hey! I will continue to be a driver tomorrow! So, there may only be 2 chapters in these two days! Just the day after tomorrow! Hey, there are holidays in China, and they are all a torment! It’s just me. As far as funerals are concerned, it is purely for the living people to see. My previous thought was that it would be great if my father’s ashes were kept at home and I could provide them every day!

But the old man wouldn’t let me! What's unlucky to say! Hey, I don't understand what's so unlucky about kissing my own father. Then, when I have free time, I often look up photos of my dad. This is much more meaningful than going to the grave to burn paper and burn incense! Of course, people in the world cannot help themselves! )

"Explanation, what do you want to say? Aren't we eating hot pot and chatting?" Mr. Wen was about to dismiss Lin Feng with just one sentence.

Lin Feng chuckled.

"Chatting is gossip, but we can't really be like the common people and talk nonsense here!" Lin Feng smiled, "There must be something changed!"

The two gentlemen pouted.

"How do you want to change?" the two gentlemen asked.

"It's very simple! From my point of view, the matter is really easy to solve!" Lin Feng chuckled, "It's really easy to solve!"

The two gentlemen frowned. Easy to solve? You are talking nonsense! Is it as easy to solve as you said?

"Look, these three things are really easy to solve! The first one is that Chinese people make less money. The easiest thing to do is to raise wages directly! The minimum wage is now doubled. The minimum wage per capita must not be lower. It’s only 5,000 yuan!” Lin Feng chuckled, “That’s all you need to do! Just file it!”

puff! The two gentlemen almost sprayed Lin Feng in the face without a sip of wine. Is it as easy as you said? Are you making an international joke? Is this as simple as you said? If only it were that simple. Then they directly enacted a minimum wage of 10,000. This involves the redistribution of resources, the profitability of all walks of life, and the entire national economy. This is no joke.

"The second problem can be easily solved. Aren't the Chinese people under a lot of pressure? It's as simple as promulgating laws. Continue to encourage late marriage and late childbearing, and then relax restrictions on school districts, liberalize school quotas, and liberalize everything. That's great! Then! There’s no pressure anymore!” Lin Feng shrugged.

puff! This time, the two gentlemen sprayed wine directly at Lin Feng.

Lin Feng reacted directly and dodged sideways.

"Hey hey hey! You two, you can't do this. I don't like men! I'm not a guy!" Lin Feng shook his finger at the two gentlemen.

The two gentlemen were immediately angered by Lin Feng's words. A violent coughing fit. Fortunately, the guards around also knew that Lin Feng and the two gentlemen liked to joke, so they did not rush over. Otherwise, Lin Feng might be facing a group of Zhongnanhai bodyguards who are eyeing him.

"You are not doing the right thing! First of all, I see you two, you are not ready to agree. It is very difficult! Let me tell you, you two should face the difficulties and overcome them! This is how you have great courage, A great man with a big heart!" Lin Feng said. The two gentlemen were almost killed by their diaphragms.

Are you so teasing?

"As for the second item, I think you two won't agree to it! Oh, I'm so disappointed! Really, it's all very simple! You two sign a red-headed document here and send it out, then That's it! What a simple thing!" Lin Feng shrugged, looking disappointed.

The look in the two gentlemen's eyes could kill someone.

"Xiao Lin,

You have to be so unkind again. We're going to call security to chase them away! Mr. Wen said fiercely.

This is too bullying! Are you the one who talks like that? New Year's Eve!

"Speak nicely!" Mr. Xi glared at Lin Feng.

"Hey, let's talk about the third thing, which you two can definitely do." Lin Feng clapped his hands and smiled. Energetic, "By the way, where's the wine, where's the wine!" Lin Feng pointed to the empty wine glass.

Mr. Wen put the wine bottle down in front of Lin Feng angrily, "Pour it yourself!"

Lin Feng curled his lips.

"It's so boring! It's just bullying!" Lin Feng looked aggrieved.

puff! Bullying! Who is bullying whom? The two gentlemen were really going crazy at the moment. This guy Lin Feng is completely rude. How dare you say it!

"Hurry up and speak human language!" Mr. Wen's good temper was also worn away by Lin Feng.

"The third point. We Chinese people have too little rest. This is really the best solution. Don't say anything, just extend the rest! This shouldn't be a big problem. There are only seven legal holidays in a year. It's really Too few!" Lin Feng shook his head.

The two gentlemen mused. This can indeed be increased. They have had internal discussions before, but compared to other major national events, this small matter is really nothing.

"What's your opinion?" Mr. Wen asked.

"It's very simple, just add a few more holidays to rest. We in China have so many holidays and we don't take any rest. Isn't it interesting? They are all talking about 'May 8th', Dragon Boat Festival, Mid-Autumn Festival, and Spring Festival. Now there are only three days off for the Spring Festival, and the rest are Not at all. As for the Dragon Boat Festival and the Mid-Autumn Festival, it goes without saying that a two-day holiday is definitely not enough! It takes three days!" Lin Feng chuckled, "And the Valentine's Day in the West is burning in the land of the motherland, so we in China must have a holiday for at least two days!"

"Wait!" Mr. Xi said.

"Chinese Valentine's Day is not Valentine's Day!" Mr. Xi corrected. "Chinese Valentine's Day, also known as Qiqiao Festival, Qiqiao Festival or Qijie's Birthday, started in the Han Dynasty and is a traditional cultural festival popular in China and other countries in the Chinese character cultural circle. It is said that on the night of July 7th or 6th in the lunar calendar, women beg for wisdom from Vega in the courtyard, so it is called "Qiqiao". It originated from the worship of nature and women begging for wisdom when threading needles, and was later given to the Cowherd and Weaver Girl. One of the most romantic holidays.”

"Drunkard's Talk" compiled by Luo Ye and Jin Ying of the Song Dynasty said: "On Chinese Valentine's Day, people buy and sell begging items in front of Pan Lou. From the first day of the seventh lunar month, the carriages and horses were choked, and on the three days before the Chinese Valentine's Day, the carriages and horses were blocked, and they were choked one after another. They could no longer move out, and they dispersed at night. "Here, from the grand purchase of begging items in the Qiqiao Market, we can infer the lively scene of the Qixi Festival. People started buying begging items from the first day of July, and the Qiqiao Market was bustling with traffic and people. As the Qixi Festival approached, The Japanese and Qiqiao markets have become a sea of ​​people, and it is difficult for cars and horses to move around. The scenery is no less than the most grand festival - the Spring Festival," Mr. Xi explained.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Lin Feng affirmed, "But no matter what, things have changed now. Among the people, Qixi Festival is now China's Valentine's Day! We must comply with public opinion! Don't be high-minded!"

Mr. Xi was speechless.

"Okay, what you said makes sense. But why do you need two days of rest? This doesn't make sense! One day is not enough!" Mr. Wen frowned.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Lin Feng shook his head repeatedly, "My husband, you don't understand young people today! You said that on Valentine's Day, you should dress up early and look handsome. Go out on a date with the girl you love. Prepare a series of carefully prepared programs for her, whether it's watching a movie, going to the park, or whatever. After dinner, do you just go home? How boring! How terrible for a man! You have to go to the hotel to book a room at the end! This is the perfect day to go to work, don’t you think? Huh! It’s been two days, how interesting!” Lin Feng chuckled.

Mr. Wen was speechless. What a useless reason! But if you think about it carefully, it still makes sense.

"There is also the Tomb-Sweeping Day. You have to take a rest during this time of sweeping tombs and worshiping ancestors! And this will take at least three days!" Lin Feng stretched out his finger, "Let's do the math, three days for Tomb-Sweeping Day, two days for Dragon Boat Festival, and two days for Chinese Valentine's Day. There are three days of Mid-Autumn Festival, three days of May Day, and three days of National Day, so that’s sixteen days! It’s not enough!”

"There are still three days of Spring Festival! That's enough!" Mr. Xi reminded, "It's already nineteen days. It was only seven days before, so it's almost tripled!"

"Oh, yes, Spring Festival! You should also rest during the Lantern Festival! Well, I think it would be best to rest directly from the first day of the Lunar New Year to the Lantern Festival!" Lin Feng chuckled.

puff! The two gentlemen once again sprayed Lin Feng's face with a mouthful of wine, one from the left and the other from the right, attacking from both sides.

This time, it was definitely intentional! Indeed, the two gentlemen were also very happy with Lin Feng. So many days before this, they thought it was a bit too much, but you are better off, the Spring Festival has changed from three days to fifteen days, aren't you just making trouble! In this way, the country must be in trouble! Too long a break!

"Hey!" Lin Feng leaned back, used the "Bullet Time" move from "The Matrix", and dodged!

"You two, what you say out loud is like spitting water, spitting and nailing! This matter is settled!" Lin Feng chuckled.

Shocked! The two gentlemen almost wanted to throw the hot pot at Lin Feng. Is there anyone as stupid as you?

Isn’t it nonsense that such a big matter is settled like this? How can it be such a child's play!

You're spitting and nailing, come here, we'll spray you to death with our saliva! The two gentlemen glared at Lin Feng angrily.

"Hey, you guys are wrong. If you have something to say, don't spit!" Lin Feng yelled, "How can this be the case? Well, tell me how to rest! If you don't rest for these few days, then Sooner or later, the Chinese people will forget! In short, we must rest! At best, we should take less time during the Spring Festival!”

The two gentlemen didn't know whether to laugh or cry at the moment. Lin Feng is cheating again. You are the god of wind! The majestic wind god! Can't you be reasonable?

(To be continued.)