Rebirth of the Evil Life

Prime Minister Gordon Brown still underestimated the speed of today's media communication.

After the popularity of smartphones, and when Lin Feng quit Weibo, the popular dating service software, the dissemination of all information was measured in seconds. During this period, people had to rely on various newspapers and magazines to get news. Now, as long as you click on your mobile phone, you can receive information from all over the world at any time.

In particular, ‘Weibo’ is simply a dating service software that knows no national boundaries. You can communicate with people from all over the world and share what you see and hear. This would have been unimaginable ten years ago.

However, with the help of the Internet and smartphones, we are so close to each other that we can realize it.

At this moment, the news that Prime Minister Gordon Brown sprayed water on a beautiful reporter's face, and then the beautiful reporter was sprayed with tea on her face, received a full set of Versace as a gift from Lin Feng as compensation. After the embarrassment on Prime Minister Gordon Brown's face, The color has spread all over the world before it fades away.

Of course, it is a pity that although there was a camera that captured the moment when Gordon Brown sprayed water. But that was taken by a camera, not a cell phone. Therefore, the only embarrassing pictures of Gordon Brown and the embarrassing pictures of the beautiful reporter were shared on the Internet.

Of course, this is enough. Enough to make the internet boil.

After all, it is extremely rare for a head of state to spray water in public. Most of the people who can become the Prime Minister of a country are well-connected people. How could they be so rude? This is an extremely rare thing. As a result, it has now been sprayed out, and it has also been sprayed on the face of a beautiful reporter. You said, how happy this is for netizens to see.

The number of reprints in an instant exceeded 100,000. Immediately after Lin Feng announced Versace's compensation, the number of reprints increased. Millions of people forwarded it, and tens of millions of people commented. All kinds of ridiculing words can be thought of with your buttocks.

If Prime Minister Gordon Brown had the time to see it, he would probably be pissed to death.

Unfortunately, there have been masters among the people since ancient times. This critic is even more so. Maybe the quality of netizens varies, but there will always be some surprising words from time to time. Given the absolute population base, it is not surprising that some remarks made Prime Minister Gordon Brown angry.

Among them, the most embarrassing remarks for Gordon Brown were none other than a Weibo post titled "Analysis of the Gold Content of Prime Minister Gordon Brown's Mouth."

What kind of Weibo is this? It’s very simple. It was analyzed by a netizen named ‘Huadu Xu Wenqiang’. Just by hearing the name, you know it must be from China.

——For a human, a sip of water is about 10-15 ml. According to the analysis of the water stains on the face of the beautiful reporter, this sip of Prime Minister Gordon Brown is a small sip, so we calculate it according to the minimum limit of 10 ml. Of course, it can also be calculated based on 12 ml, but for the convenience of calculation, we round up.

Fengshen compensated the beautiful reporter for the six-piece Versace suit. Based on the latest models currently available in the Versace store: a hat of 3,000 euros, a bottoming shirt of 23,000 euros, a coat of 78,000 euros, trousers of 54,000 euros, boots of 35,000 euros, and a leather bag. 240,000 euros!

Six-piece set, totaling 433,000 euros! In other words, every milliliter of Prime Minister Gordon Brown's saliva is worth 43,300 euros!

How much saliva can one person have? Adults can secrete 1-1.5 liters of saliva, which is saliva, every day. Calculated based on the minimum value of 1 liter, Prime Minister Gordon Brown can secrete saliva worth 43.3 million euros every day!

In one year, that’s 15.8 billion euros worth of saliva. Prime Minister Gordon Brown is a walking man!

This article has been reprinted by all good-hearted netizens. For netizens, this is so cool! It’s so fun too. This kind of analysis is simply amazing.

Of course, due to the uniqueness of Weibo, because Nuwa is responsible for translating various texts around the world, Weibo is extremely accurate.

Therefore, netizens from all countries can directly see their country’s text version. However, after each article, the country and language it comes from will be indicated to distinguish the original publication place.

Now, the whole world is reposting it like crazy.

Walking GDP! Suddenly, Prime Minister Gordon Brown had an extra nickname. Prime Minister Gordon Brown, who was still depressed at the moment, didn't know that he had an extra nickname for no reason. And this nickname will accompany him throughout his life.

And who is to blame for all this? Perhaps, we still have to blame Lin Feng. This guy is fine, so why add Versace randomly? It’s so expensive!

But, interestingly, the live press conference is not over yet. For many reporters, Gordon Brown can't play with his mobile phone, but they can. After all, they are reporters, so it's okay to play with their phones down there. This is not martial law, it's just reporters' interviews, and there is no need for mobile phone control.

As a result, these reporters saw such an article and also saw Gordon Brown's latest nickname. Then, these reporters, who are not afraid of being too high-spirited when watching a show and like to stir up trouble, started asking questions.

"Prime Minister Gordon, someone just analyzed the value of your saliva on the Internet. The final conclusion is that your saliva is worth 43,300 euros per milliliter, and you will generate 43.3 million euros every day. The euro is worth 15.8 billion euros every year! Now, netizens call you walking! Mr. Prime Minister, what do you think?" A reporter raised his hand to ask.

puff! Almost, Prime Minister Gordon spat out again. Fortunately he had it under control. After all, it was the first time, and there can never be a second time.

As a result, there was a sigh of relief from the audience. The reporters sitting in the front row all sighed.

It would be great if Prime Minister Gordon Brown came out. Then they can get a set too. Come to think of it, Lin Feng wouldn't be so stingy, would he?

asshole! What a bunch of bastards! Prime Minister Gordon Brown really wants to curse at this moment.

Are there any bullies like you? Are there any bullies like you? Are there any bullies like you?

Prime Minister Gordon Brown was in tears. He actually calls himself 'walking', this is too bullying.

You, you, you Prime Minister Gordon Brown are so angry that you want to pretend that nothing has happened.

"Regarding this question, I think, if I can really generate that much GDP every day, I will be honored to create such high wealth for the country!" Gordon Brown answered bravely.

Unfortunately, he met Lin Feng, who was always good at last-hitting.

"From now on, when I hold a press conference, no water is allowed on the table!" Lin Feng shouted.

Ha ha! ! ! The whole audience went crazy with joy!

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