Rebirth of the Evil Life

Can you still have some moral integrity? Can you still have any moral integrity?

This is the first time you have used Weibo to collect debts.

The Indian government has endless resentment.

"Prime Minister Medvedev, it's too much of a child's play for you to collect debts like this!" President Patil became angry, "We in India are not that easy to fool!"

"President Patil, when it comes to debt collection, there is never a guarantee of success. Especially when collecting debt from a terrible country like China, the success rate is even lower. We cannot go to war with China for a mere $1 billion!" Medvedev's The answer is fair and square.

"But you took our money! You take people's money and do things for them!" President Patil accused, "This is wrong of you!"

Facing the powerful Russia, India is obviously the one who is being offended and the one who is confident, but it must also consider the wording and dare not offend Russia too much.

A weak country has no diplomacy! At this moment, President Patil felt it deeply. But our great India is not a weak country. When our great India rises in the future, the humiliation it has suffered will be repaid twice as much.

"Of course, we take people's money and do things for them. So, aren't we doing things? Hey, I'm in China. Okay, nothing happens, so I'll hang up. If there is progress, I'll call you again!" After that, Medvedev hung up the phone.

a? President Patil quickly logged into Weibo and found that he was really a.

China Weibo: a Russia, regarding this debt, does not exist. India has suffered a heavy nuclear attack, and our country deeply sympathizes with it, but sympathy does not mean guilt. Just because we sympathize with India's experience, we cannot blame all its sins on our country. As for your country being responsible for debt collection, we understand and support it. But please find the right debtor. And, don’t be maliciously deceived by some countries!

Under this Weibo, Russia replied.

Russia: China, I am only responsible for collecting debts, and nothing else matters. You give it or you don’t give it, that’s my responsibility. Whether he cheats or not, the government is there. Can't escape, can't leave.

The Russian side has just finished a, and the Chinese side has also replied.

China: aRussia, if life is just like the first meeting, why is the autumn wind sad and painted on the fan. It is easy to change people's hearts, but they say that people's hearts are easy to change. Lishan's words are gone till midnight, and the tears and rain are lingering without complaint. How unlucky is the man in brocade to wish for the same day with wings and branches. Hey~~~~

boom! The entire Internet is in a frenzy. The official accounts of these two countries are so impressive and talented.

Russia used Tsangyang Gyatso's "You See or Not See Me" and imitated it to answer China, which means that I am only responsible for collecting debts and not taking care of the rest. As for whether you give it or not, that's your problem. I only collect debts. Then, whether India cheated or not, it was there, cheated me, and couldn’t escape.

This Russian answer is quite gorgeous. It can be said that in the world of online literature, it has captured the essence of the style of online writing. This writing makes people excited. Moreover, this uses the poem of Tsangyang Gyatso, the sixth emperor of China.

As for China's response, it is even more gorgeous and talented.

Russia used a euphemism to express peaceful debt collection, while China responded by borrowing a word from Nalan Xingde's "Magnolia Order". What this means is that it would be great if only we could just meet each other as we did for the first time, between countries, and there would be no such changes and no betrayal. China is using this incident to respond to Russia's euphemistic and peaceful debt collection, and at the same time to condemn India's immorality.

If life is just like the first time we met, why should the autumn wind draw a fan sadly?

Why! This last sound is so powerful. Let everyone see China's disappointment at India's groundless accusations.

These two bastards! President Patil's eyes turned black with anger. What are you doing? Showing affection to each other?

Is this flirting appropriate? Is it appropriate for you to do this?

"Prime Minister Medvedev, I want to meet President Putin!" President Patil directly requested to meet President Putin. She can no longer talk to this Medvedev, this guy is too crazy. She must ask to see President Putin. With regard to President Putin’s tough personality,

If you agree to collect debts, you will definitely not be so formal or weak.

"The president of our country has already gone out for a visit. And there is no need to alarm him about such a small matter. Of course, the president of our country has said that if it is a contract of 2 billion US dollars, he will personally deal with it!" Medvedev pushed out with a Tai Chi, and then threw A bait.

It takes $2 billion to meet President Putin! How about it, see you? See details, bring us $2 billion!

Faced with this 'poison pill'-like bait, President Patil hung up the phone helplessly.

"President, it seems that Indians will not take the bait easily!" Medvedev said.

"Don't worry, she will take the bait. This money comes so easily, and they will spend it very happily! Moreover, we can agree to provide them with assistance in nuclear radiation protection. They will definitely agree. After all, Only in this way will it be easier for those shameless officials to commit corruption." Putin said with disdain.

Putin hates corruption the most. Therefore, although Russia during Putin's tenure is not said to be clean and honest, it is much faster than during the former Soviet Union. Those corrupt officials, kleptocrats, and tycoons have all fled the country. No one dares to stay in the country and wait for Putin’s thunderous wrath.

"By the way, you add more fire later!" Putin ordered.

Add fire?

Putin whispered, and Medvedev's eyes lit up.

Subsequently, Russia beat China again.

Russia: a China, the world is safe and sound, and I will live up to the Tathagata and live up to you.

This time, China responded quickly.

China: aRussia, Buddhism is a dual-sustaining method, so why should I fail the Tathagata?

All netizens were excited. Everything was messed up at this moment by the Weibo interactions between these two countries. This is so exciting and so fun to watch. I really admire the talent and humor of these two countries.

This poem is still written by Tsangyang Gyatso. It is one of his poems, "Live Up to the Tathagata, Live Up to Your Majesty", which is also very famous. The meaning of this poem is that before Cangyang Gyatso was elected to the Communist Party of China, he had a beautiful and intelligent person in his hometown. They were together all day long, farming and grazing, they were childhood sweethearts, and they were deeply in love. After Cangyang Gyatso entered the Potala Palace, he was tired of the monotonous and rigid life of a Yellow Sect leader in the palace. He always missed the colorful folk customs and missed his beautiful lover. He often goes out at night incognito, meets his lover, and pursues a romantic love life. One day it snowed heavily. When he got up early in the morning, Tiebang Lama found the footprints of someone going out on the snow, so he followed the footprints and searched for them. Finally, the footprints entered Cangyang Gyatso's palace. Later, Tiebang Lama used severe torture to deal with Tsangyang Gyatso's personal lama, and also sent people to execute his lover (some say he just expelled the lover from Lhasa and exiled him to a distant place), and took severe measures to close Tsangyang Gyatso.

This poem was written by Tsangyang Gyatso at this time. How to choose between your sweetheart and Buddhism.

Later, in order to isolate this love affair and allow the living Buddha to concentrate on Buddhism, Tsangyang Gyatso left Lhasa under the escort of a mighty group of monks and went to Tashilhunpo Monastery in Shigatse. According to the plan, he will give lectures to the monks in the entire temple there, and then the fifth Panchen Lama Lobsang Yeshe will confer bhikkhu ordination on him. This was a step-by-step ceremony, and no one thought anything would go wrong. However, under everyone's most expectant eyes, Tsangyang Gyatso knew that his sweetheart had been executed, so he first refused to lecture, and then He even refused to be ordained.

This matter has become a big deal.

What turned out to be a bigger incident was that the conflict between the fifth general manager Sangye Gyatso and the last khan of the Khoshot Khanate, Lhazang Khan, turned into a war. Lhazang Khan mobilized the Mongolian army to defeat the Tibetan army and killed Sangye Gyatso. He also sent a letter to the Qing government reporting that Sangjie Gyatso had rebelled. He also reported that the sixth Tsangyang Gyatso who was established by Sangjie Gyatso indulged in drinking and sex and ignored religious affairs. He was not genuine and should be demoted. Emperor Kangxi then issued an edict: "Lazang Khan was sent to the capital for his memorial to depose Sangjie and establish the sixth generation." When the Mongolian army escorted Tsangyang Gyatso to the foot of Drepung Monastery, he was rescued by armed monks and brought to the temple. The monk soldiers and Mongolian soldiers The army fought for three days and three nights. Finally, in order to avoid innocent harm, Tsangyang Gyatso walked out of Drepung Monastery alone and gave up resistance. He wrote the famous final poem: White wild crane, please lend me your ability to fly.

After this, there will be more bloody drama.

Lhasang Khan established a new Emperor VI. As a result, the Junggar Khanate rose and defeated Lhasang Khan. Then, the Junggar Khanate was destroyed by the Emperor Kangxi himself.

Of course, these are extremely bloody plots. There are too many stories here.

However, the story of Tsangyang Gyatso has become a legend.

As for "Living up to the Tathagata, I will not let you down" was originally extremely sad, but later generations thought it was too sad and beautiful, so they completed it. The supplement is what the Chinese government said.

This original sentence is two sentences: I was worried that being passionate would harm my holy life, and when I entered the mountains, I was afraid of being separated from the beautiful city. I have peace in the world, and I will live up to the Tathagata and live up to you.

Later, it was supplemented as follows: Friendship, true etiquette, and a holy life. When entering the mountains, there is no need to separate from Qingcheng. Buddhism is a dual-sustaining method. Why should I betray the Tathagata and why should I betray you?

It's a pity that the beautiful woman has passed away and the love is far apart.

But now, when the two countries are used here, they have some different meanings. This means that Russia and China should not have disputes due to other countries, which would lead to conflicts between the two countries. We need to be like brothers and take care of each other.

You said, how can India not be angry at this! This is simply a disguised show of affection. This is disgusting to India.

Of course, netizens are all excited. I was deeply impressed by the talent and humor of the two countries.

If countries in this world responded humorously like this, would there still be wars?