Rebirth of the Great Entertainment Empire

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In the last life, Xu Cun saw a post on the Internet:

Landlord: The news said that someone was swallowed by a python. What should I do if I encounter a python in the wild?

Reply 1: Pinch seven inches, **** two very effective methods, I hope everyone will spread them widely.

Reply 2: Who stabbed the snake, or your own?

Reply 3: Your own.

Reply 4: What's the use of stabbing yourself, snake.

Reply 5: Where is the snake's body?

Reply 6: Xu Xian knows!

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Last night, Xu Cun got his wish and became Xu Xian for a while.

but--

Zhao Yazhi who lost his back garden was not the worst one last night.

The worst one is Deng Lijun - Deng Lijun's physique is the weakest, and Xu Cun was too hi and restrained last night, so it is not difficult to imagine how miserable Deng Lijun is?

Hmm... If you must find someone worse than Deng Lijun among the crowd, then this person can only be Xu Cun.

At this moment, Xu Cun, who is too indulgent, is facing a very embarrassing sequelae-egg pain.

This time it really hurts! It was like a needle prick—it hurt so badly that he didn't dare to move.

Through this incident, Xu Cun recognized a reality and made up his mind - the reality is that even a good tiger can't hold back a pack of wolves! The determination is that I will never drug myself in the future!

but--

No matter how uncomfortable, no matter how regretful, Xu Cun has to stand up and pretend - he must never let the girls doubt his ability in this area!

Therefore, after everyone woke up one after another, Xu Cun sat on the sofa and bragged to the girls who were looking for a fig leaf: "Your physical fitness is too bad! A dozen people fought against me alone, and I was defeated! It seems that this family You have to add people!"

If it was normal, Zhong Chuhong would definitely choke Xu Cun when he heard Xu Cun say such shameless words, but this time he didn't.

First of all, Zhong Chuhong is really exhausted and exhausted.

Secondly, this occasion is not suitable for her to speak - a dozen naked women and a naked man are staring at each other in the living room, the floor is full of tattered clothes, and there are messes everywhere. In this situation, it's too late for her to be shy, how can she still think about it?

Secondly, Zhong Chuhong, it should be said that all the girls knew that Xu Cun became so crazy because of being overly frightened—for the sake of Xu Cun's narrow escape yesterday, she didn't have the same knowledge as Xu Cun.

Seeing that there was no one to argue with, Xu Cun changed his bragging routine again—this time, Xu Cun no longer bragged about how strong he was, but how witty he was. He explained how he escaped from Zhao Dayi's hands, emphasizing it.

Listening to Xu Cun talking about this matter, the girls listened very carefully, and even slowed down the speed of finding clothes to cover their bodies.

but--

The fact that Xu Cun escaped from Zhao Dayi's hands is nothing to be expected - even if Xu Cun poured a lot of water into it, it took him ten minutes to blow it all up.

After Xu Cun finished blowing, almost all the girls found the fig leaf. Then, Wen Bixia and Hu Huizhong called them to go to their room to change clothes.

After the girls moved, the only person in the living room who did not move except Xu Cun was Deng Lijun.

It's not that Deng Lijun doesn't want to move, the key is that she really doesn't have the strength to move, and her lower body and back are burning like fire - at this moment, she is sitting on a coffee table in the corner holding a white dress that doesn't know who it is. !

Lin Qingxia, who was about to go to Hu Huizhong's room to borrow clothes with Zhong Chuhong and Ye Qianwen, saw Deng Lijun's embarrassment. So, Lin Qingxia took Zhong Chuhong, Ye Qianwen, and Hu Huizhong to help Deng Lijun down. Afterwards, several people supported Deng Lijun and went to Hu Huizhong's room together.

On the way, Lin Qingxia explained to Deng Lijun in a low voice: "At that time, A Cun and I were breaking up...I didn't mean to lie to you."

Deng Lijun didn't speak - after experiencing the ridiculous things last night, she really didn't know what to say, she didn't even know what she was thinking?

Seeing that Deng Lijun did not speak, Lin Qingxia did not continue this topic.

When changing clothes.

Zhong Chuhong, who had recovered a bit, blamed himself: "Why... I don't think this is what I did? I blame Xu Cun, that bastard! I have to find him to settle the score!"

"For the New Year's Eve, he narrowly escaped death again, so please forgive him once." Hu Huizhong persuaded Zhong Chuhong.

"Brother Cun single-handedly attacked a dozen of us, and we were all wiped out! Brother Cun is really amazing!" Ye Qianwen said with an idiot look on her face.

After a while, Ye Qianwen lowered her voice and said to Zhong Chuhong: "Sister Hong, does your lower part hurt? Why do I feel that my lower part hurts a little? And... there is also the back."

The tall and tall Ye Qianwen felt the pain, and the relatively short Zhong Chuhong naturally felt the pain even more, but Zhong Chuhong said stubbornly: "I am almost watching the fun, of course it doesn't hurt, how can you be so active like you!"

"No, Sister Hong, I remember you were very active! To attract Brother Cun's attention, you were still posing on the sofa, and..." Ye Qianwen told the truth mercilessly.

"Awen, if you continue like this, you will have no friends." Zhong Chuhong threatened Ye Qianwen with a flushed face.

"Oh...Maybe I misremembered, that person should be the new one, not you, sister Hong." Ye Qianwen immediately corrected her words.

The girls were all looking for clothes next to the closet, and others could naturally hear what Zhong Chuhong and Ye Qianwen said, including what Ye Qianwen said in a low voice.

After hearing the conversation between Zhong Chuhong and Ye Qianwen, Lin Qingxia, Hu Huizhong, and Deng Lijun couldn't help laughing.

Lin Qingxia took the opportunity to say to Deng Lijun: "It's also interesting to have more people. Since living with them, I find that I am much happier than before."

After listening to Lin Qingxia's words of persuasion, Deng Lijun was thoughtful.

In Wen Bixia's room.

Zhao Yazhi, Li Saifeng, Luo Meiwei, Wen Bixia, He Chaoqiong, Anita Mui, Mei Aifang, Michiko Nishi, including Li Jianqun are all here.

"Ah Xia, you have so many clothes!" Luo Meiwei said while looking for clothes.

"All my money is spent on these things. Naturally, if I buy a luxury house like you, I will definitely not be able to buy these clothes." Wen Bixia said while getting dressed.

"One, two, three...eight, nine. Not counting you, there are nine people here, and your loss this time is not small!" Said Michiko Xie.

"These are all public funds, and I'll ask Brother Cun for reimbursement later... By the way, why did you come to my place?" Wen Bixia said.

"It's more crowded, Ah Xia, does this dress look good on me?" Michiko Nishika asked while holding a purple skirt.

"The new one, you should look good in this dress." Wen Bixia took the skirt from Michiko Xiexie and handed it to Li Jianqun.

"I found it!" Michiko Nishiwaki protested.

"Don't you know how to take care of the newcomer? Are you ashamed to choose clothes by yourself without seeing her?" Wen Bixia said.

"My name is Michiko Xixie, you can just call me Michiko, you should look pretty in this dress." Michiko Xixie waved her hands at Li Jianqun.

"Thank you! My name is Li Jianqun." Li Jianqun said.

After Li Jianqun took the skirt, Wen Bixia hesitated for a moment, and apologized, "Forgive what happened yesterday, I'm too worried about Brother Cun!"

"Forgive me!" Anita Mui also said.

"Sorry, I was a bit harsh yesterday!" Luo Meiwei said afterwards.

"They're all concerned about it, so don't take it to heart." He Chaoqiong smoothed things over.

"They are all warm-hearted, you will know later." Zhao Yazhi also smoothed things over.

Mei Aifang nodded lightly at Li Jianqun, in line with He Chaoqiong and Zhao Yazhi.

Wen Bixia and Michiko Xixie let the clothes go, Wen Bixia, Anita Mui, and Luo Meiwei apologized one after another, and He Chaoqiong, Zhao Yazhi, and Mei Aifang smoothed things over, which made Li Qunjian's heart warm—she thought: "So, these people It's not too difficult to get along with!"

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