Rebirth of the Hand and Heart
【005】 Preparations on the eve of marriage
Ideals are beautiful, but reality is always cruel
No matter how much psychological persuasion the elixir gave him, he just couldn't pass the test of wearing women's clothing. And more importantly, the boy was still standing beside him, covering his mouth and laughing. He was really going to get more and more angry.
, but these old maids sent by the old lady, who claimed to be "experienced", still used their hands on him, making him unable to have a seizure even if he wanted to.
The old maids first spent a day teaching him to wear various kinds of clothes, and then spent half a day teaching him how to serve their men in bed, not with their bodies, but with other places. The elixir was very useful in measuring their face.
This matter was already desperate because he might not have such a long ruler. It took him another half day to remember what props he should use to cover up the fact that he is a man:
for example:
I have an Adam's apple. Although the current body of Xingwen is that of a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy who has not yet fully developed and the Adam's apple is not obvious, but to prevent it before it happens, it is still necessary to wear a light gauze scarf as a cover-up.
You have big feet, so when you walk, you can’t take very big steps. When you sit down, you can’t lift your skirt. Don’t turn around too quickly, because the skirt will float up... At all times, you must keep the skirt firmly in place.
Cover your big feet firmly
Because Xingwen has been dealing with medicine and stone for a long time, his voice is not as clear as that of ordinary teenagers, but a little soft and hoarse, so when he speaks, he must speak slowly and softly, and not be careless.
…
It took me another day to learn all the etiquette in general. Because I had to get on the sedan chair on the fourth day, I didn’t have much time to preach to these old maids who were immeasurably shameless. The elixir could finally be used before the wedding.
Take a good rest one night
He took off his embroidered shoes angrily and threw them at the door. He quickly stripped off all his clothes. He lay on the bed with the elixir spread out and sighed deeply.
The boy was sitting on the edge of the kang like a dog, beating his legs and massaging him.
"Master, do you remember everything? Phew, don't blame me for always smiling, because Master, to tell you the truth, you are very similar to me, but that face and expression are so stinky!"
The elixir rolled his eyes at Tian and ignored him.
"Young master, are you still hungry? I'd like to get you some hot water to soak your feet." The elixir shook his head and said to himself, touching his face: "Does your young master really look so like a woman...
"
The young man nodded wildly in his heart, but said sincerely: "How could it be possible?! My young master has the handsomeness of a young man, and the handsomeness of a young man, but how can he not have the rosy look of a girl's family? Young master, you are overthinking it. Don't you mean that after getting married?
Will you leave as soon as possible? Anyway, I just pretend to be a girl for a few days, and I won’t lose any meat!"
"That's right!" The elixir was so strong that he sat up, but felt dizzy for a while. This kid's body is too weak. He must find a chance to recuperate.
"So, what is there to worry about? We can marry happily and cure Master Mo Er. We can still find a wife and find a beautiful young lady to live our own little life!"
The more I talk about it, the happier I become, as if that beautiful little day is just around the corner!
Ling Yao knew that he had been wronged in this family. The boy was only twelve or thirteen years old, but he was very mature in doing things. He only showed a bit of childishness when no one was around. Privately, perhaps, he was liked by many people in the family.
I have been bullied by others, so I yearn for the outside life so much.
The elixir touched his head and suddenly remembered something: "Yes, I don't know your name yet!"
There was a look of grievance on the boy's face, but thinking that the young master had a high fever that time, it was not impossible to forget him, so he answered honestly: "The younger one's name is Xiao Lin, Shuang Mulin."
"Have you ever read a book?"
Xiao Lin nodded: "I have read books, but it was not taught by the old man in a private school, but by my elder brother."
"Your elder brother?"
"Well, my eldest brother left after selling me here five years ago. I don't know where he went, but I still remember the words he taught me."
Ling Yao sighed and found that compared to Xiao Lin, his life experience was like falling into a honey jar without knowing the sweetness. It must be very uncomfortable to be sold by his own relatives.
"From now on, don't salute in front of me, and don't call yourself a slave. Remember, otherwise, don't follow me. We are brothers, grasshoppers tied to the same rope, so we don't have to be so unfamiliar."
Xiao Lin nodded in understanding.
It was rare for the two brothers and sisters to sleep together for one night. Xiao Lin originally lived in the outside room, but the wind was strong in the early spring and the outside room was leaking both wind and rain. A few days ago, he was asked to move in, but he refused to move. Now that they have talked about it, the Lord
The relationship between the servants has entered another level.
In fact, the ancient marriage etiquette was very complicated and troublesome. Before, during and after the marriage, it took at least a few months of work. However, the two families seemed to be very anxious to sell their children. The Mo family made great efforts in
The big restaurant was reserved, and after completing all the etiquette that day with inhuman speed, he rushed to greet the bride.
Before the elixir got on the sedan chair, she used the private money that had been written in the box under the pillow to bribe the old maids to dress up Xiao Lin in women's clothing so that she could be his personal maid. After all, people like servants cannot
He always stayed by his side, and then asked Xiao Lin to sneak into the dowry maids, and the group set out on the road in great force.
The sound of gongs and drums was ringing tirelessly in my ears. Before leaving, the words those two people said to me were still in my ears.
An old man named Xing Wen seemed to have regained some of his scum in his conscience only when he saw his own son getting married.
I couldn't bear to part with it, and it felt much better to let the elixir replace the writing.
"When you get there, take good care of yourself. If you have any trouble, you can send someone to find dad, and dad will sort it out for you. Go away with peace of mind. The Mo family is a big family, so naturally they can't treat you badly... Sigh..." Thousands of words can be said
They all condensed in the last sigh. The old man seemed to have aged several years for a moment. The elixir felt sad. Thinking of his parents who died young, he couldn't help but pat the old man's hand, telling him not to worry.
And the second person who came to him, without exception, was Xing Wu
He seemed a little anxious, but in the end he still said the tough sentence, "I will definitely find a way to get him out" as a summary and ending. The corner of the elixir's mouth twitched for a long time before he found his voice: "Then thank you first, brother." Okay
With Xi Niang guarding the door, Xing Wucai didn't do anything excessive. She just took a deep look at him and then reluctantly rolled up her sleeves and left.
Xiao Lin took advantage of the crowd and squeezed to the side of the sedan, tapped the side of the sedan with his fingers a few times, and then shouted in a low voice: "Young... ahem, young lady, don't forget your name!"
He was a kind reminder! Because before getting on the sedan chair, when the master called his name, he didn’t react at all?! He probably forgot his own name, and Xiao Lin couldn’t help but feel worried.
The elixir nodded, and then remembered that Xiao Lin could not be seen outside, so he knocked on the sedan three times to signal that he understood.
From now on, he is no longer a panacea, but Xingwen. After silently reciting "My name is Xingwen, my name is Xingwen..." more than a dozen times in my heart, I finally feel relieved. I won't cheat on you, definitely not!
The people watching nearby were so loud and noisy that no one noticed this detail. In addition, the weather today was particularly good, sunny and windless, which added a lot of festive color to this happy event.
No matter how fast you go, you still have to follow the rules set by our ancestors when worshiping. The elixir...oh no, it should be called Xingwen now. Sitting in a sedan chair is okay if you watch it on TV dramas, but really
After sitting down, I found that it was not the same thing at all! Not to mention swaying, going fast and slow at times, my originally clear head was also drowsy from sitting in the sedan chair, and I was left to the mercy of Xi Niang, who carried her off the sedan chair.
Worshiping heaven and earth, entering the bridal chamber, the various customs involved will not be mentioned for the time being.
Anyway, in Xingwen's current consciousness, entering the bridal chamber is equivalent to liberation, and you can have a good rest. The red hijab on your head has not been removed yet. I just heard on the way into the bridal chamber that after the visit, the groom was not feeling well.
After attending the banquet, I went back to my room to rest.
It's so cool that two sick people got together! Xing Wen laughed at himself, but suddenly remembered that this was the wedding room, and Mo Yuanxun was resting in this room!
Because of the groom, no one dares to come to the bridal chamber to make trouble, otherwise they cannot afford to cause trouble for the groom, so the current situation is: Xingwen and Mo Yuanxun are alone in a room
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