Rebirth of the Huhuapi Shao
Chapter 76 Morning erection innocent
After hearing what the woman said, Hang Tian laughed and said, "Although your skills are good, you are still no match for me. How can you let me die?"
As soon as Hang Tian finished speaking, he seemed to have thought of something, and then his expression became extremely solemn and he said: "I know, you can make me drain myself to death. If you use your two human breasts, it will be really difficult for me."
Parry."
As soon as the woman heard this, she immediately stood up and was about to take action. Hang Tian quickly said: "Wait a minute, I advise you to forget it. If you don't use the two moves of 'chest surge' and 'waves of chest surge', you will be beaten."
But mine."
The woman gritted her teeth angrily, but she also understood that she really couldn't beat Hang Tian. She snorted helplessly, then turned around and walked to the door, grabbed the door handle and said, "I don't like to owe others. If you saved my life, I will
Remember."
After the woman finished speaking, she opened the door, but unexpectedly, as the door opened, a figure stumbled in. The woman instinctively dodged, and the figure fell to the ground with a chirp.[
This person was Lu Xiaobu. Lu Xiaobu got up and said with a smile: "Brother Tian, heroine, you continue, just think that I am sleepwalking."
After saying this, Lu Xiaobu was about to walk out the door, but with a bang, the woman had already walked out and closed the door.
Lu Xiaobu laughed awkwardly, then turned his head and said awkwardly: "Brother Tian, I'm used to morning exercises. I just put my legs on your door and pressed it."
Hang Tian knew that Lu Xiaobu must have been eavesdropping just now. After listening to Lu Xiaobu's words, he looked at his watch and said, "Oh, it's really rare to get up after three o'clock in the morning for morning exercises."
Lu Xiaobu wanted to say something else, but Hang Tian waved his hand to stop him and said, "How did you transfer the police away?"
Upon hearing Hang Tian's words, Lu Xiaobu suddenly became interested and said with a proud look: "I first invaded the mobile phone network system and found you halfway up Mount Elu. Then I invaded the police station's network and pretended to be
The chief of the police station issued an order for all police officers to return to the Taoist temple."
Hang Tian stood up and walked to Lu Xiaobu, patted Lu Xiaobu on the shoulder, and suddenly asked: "Do you like Diao Xiaochan?"
Lu Xiaobu didn't hesitate at all and blurted out: "I like it!"
Hang Tian laughed, then sat back on the sofa and said, "She invited me to dinner. You want me to go with you, right?"
Lu Xiaobu nodded quickly and said, "Brother Tian, you have to accompany me."
Hang Tian's eyes flashed and he smiled slyly: "Then let's make a deal, how about you help me and I'll help you?"
When Lu Xiaobu heard this, he said anxiously: "No problem, what does Brother Tian want me to help you with?"
Hang Tian's expression suddenly became solemn, he stared at Lu Xiaobu and said, "If I want to know everything about all the Taoist priests in Hongjun Palace, it's best to find out who the old Taoist living halfway up the mountain is. And the woman just now, she is
I also want to know everything about the thief who continuously stole the Eight Immortals Temple and Zhenyuan Temple."
Lu Xiaobu frowned, hesitated for a while, and said: "Brother Tian, I can check the Taoist priests in Hongjun Palace, but I can't check the heroine just now because I know nothing about her. What do you want to know?
,Why didn’t you ask her yourself just now?”
Hang Tian's eyes became very condensed and he said calmly: "She won't tell you, so just do your best."
In fact, Hang Tian had a suspicion in his heart. This female thief was obviously not an ordinary thief, but was purposeful and premeditated. Hang Tian even suspected that she was organized.
This female thief only had the skills to steal from Taoist temples, and she would not steal early or later. She happened to steal when she left Ice City and was about to visit the Taoist temple to find answers. All of this was too much of a coincidence.
What made Hang Tian even more suspicious was that this woman turned out to be in the same car as him in Bingcheng City, and Hang Tian could still meet her again even if he changed places.
Hang Tian doesn't know if he is too sensitive, but no matter what, Hang Tian wants to know the truth. He doesn't like the feeling of being manipulated.[
"Brother Tian, I want to help you, but I don't have money to stay in a hotel or eat." Lu Xiaobu suddenly said weakly.
Hang Tian was thinking seriously about everything that happened, but when he suddenly heard Lu Xiaobu's words, Hang Tian felt like he wanted to go crazy.
Hang Tian almost shouted: "Damn! Aren't your computer skills awesome? How come you don't have money to spend?"
Unexpectedly, when Lu Xiaobu heard this, he puffed up his chest and raised his head, and said proudly: "Thieves have their ways, and I never take ill-gotten gains."
Uh! Hang Tianyu was stunned. Unexpectedly, Lu Xiaobu was still a 'promising young man', so he said helplessly: "Okay, I'll cover all your expenses."
Lu Xiaobu suddenly chuckled and said, "That's so embarrassing, and Brother Tian has to spend money."
Hang Tian kicked Lu Xiaobu on the butt and cursed with a smile: "Get out of here, don't disgust me here, I'm going to sleep after a long night of tossing."
Lu Xiaobu walked to the door, turned around with some dissatisfaction and said, "I didn't let you sleep. It's you who wants to spend the whole night with a woman. Who's to blame?"
After speaking, Lu Xiaobu quickly opened the door, ran out quickly, and slammed the door.
Hang Tian shook his head and smiled bitterly, this Lu Xiaobu is really... Damn, so cute, so cute that Hang Tian really wants to kick him hard.
At noon, Hang Tian slept happily, with saliva drooling from the corner of his mouth. In his dream, he was giving artificial respiration to a beautiful woman with a hot body and wavy hair. When Hang Tian was distracted, there was a sudden knock on the door.
, shouting "ward rounds" outside the door.
Hang Tian suddenly woke up from his dream with a sudden jolt.
Bang bang bang! 'Brother Tian, Xiaochan called and is waiting for us. Open the door quickly.'
"Nima! Isn't this Lu Xiaobu sent by God to punish me?" Hang Tiannai reached the extreme point. He got out of bed and opened the door. Seeing Lu Xiaobu's anxious look, he said angrily:
"Look at your potential, aren't you just a girl? Can you be steady?"
Sweat! I don’t know who was doing obscene things in the dream just now. The potential is really... not the slightest bit big.
However, Lu Xiaobu didn't know about Hang Tian's dream. When Hang Tian said it, he suddenly felt blushing.
"Brother Tian, um... I'm just out of politeness. It's not good to keep people waiting, hehe..." Lu Xiaobu quickly covered up his embarrassment with a smile and explained.
Hang Tianjiu said with a smile: "Well, you are really a well-educated and good young man with three obediences and four virtues. Come in, I will go with you after I freshen up."
Lu Xiaobu was so happy that he was about to go in, but suddenly he saw the big tent held up by Hang Tian's shorts. He froze there, and then stared at Hang Tian with a mocking look on his face.
When Hang Tian saw Lu Xiaobu standing there, he followed Lu Xiaobu's gaze, slapped Lu Xiaobu on the head and said, "What are you looking at? Don't you have a morning erection?"
A note to readers:
Sweat! I was so confused that I actually included the protagonist of another book. Fortunately, I reviewed it several times and revised the question.[
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