Rebirth of the Industrial Internet
Chapter 46: Killing the little expert
The pastor looked at his watch and said anxiously: "Little brother, the time is almost up. I'm going to prepare props for the new couple. Let's talk about it later when we have time."
Sun Buqi shouted loudly to the other party, "Okay, I will sing a few more verses for you when I have time, such as "Dang Li Dang, Dang Li Dang. We won't talk nonsense, today we will talk about Jesus, Saint, his mother.
. To say this, Saint Jesus is unusual. His biological father fell in love with the little carpenter... "Hey, uncle, don't walk so fast!"
Sun Buqi is from Qilu. He talks about Qilu Allegro in a good way, and with the standard Sandong dialect, he makes the whole story come alive.
The three of them watched helplessly as the middle-aged man, who didn't know whether he was a priest or a priest, ran away as if he had a Nezha Hot Wheel on his feet. When the other party turned a corner, he staggered and almost kissed the ground.
Sun Buqi curled his lips and said disdainfully: "Hey, today's preachers have really poor mental endurance! In this case, how can they go to the room at night to educate little boys?"
Sun Buqi has read a lot of religious black material and is a staunch atheist, even if the time-travel thing happened to him. He used black holes, wormholes, ten-dimensional world and other theories to try to convince himself that he did not want to learn from Isaac Newton.
Study theology.
Li Xin has long been used to Sun Buqi's irregularity, but she didn't expect that in such a serious atmosphere, the other party would still play tricks;
The girl actually knew that Sun Buqi made this move to eliminate the tension between herself and Chen Jiachang and to eliminate her fear of religion.
Li Xin took Chen Jiachang's hand and said with a grimace: "Let's ignore him. Sometimes he is a lunatic. He often says some incomprehensible things, but they are not good things anyway! In other people's dojo, he still speaks so brazenly,
Aren't you afraid of lightning strikes from the sky? Be careful when you dream at night, and the other party will cast a spell to capture you!"
Sun Buqi placed one palm of his left hand on his chest, lowered his right hand with one hand, looked down, made a bow, and shouted, "Infinite Lord, please bless the three of us, may we be safe and happy, Amen!"
He waved his hand and looked at Li Xin coldly, "Children's words can be blown away by the strong wind! The foreign gods of death are Gabriel the Accuser and Hades, the God of Death. If they dare to come to China's territory to cause trouble, they will definitely be chopped off by bull heads and horse faces."
.According to the territorial principle of criminal cases, the other party has no right to interfere with China’s affairs!”
Chen Jiachang hesitated to speak, and finally asked cautiously: "Aren't you afraid of being struck by thunder when you say such things?" The girl's cute little face clearly showed the expression "You are holding it in your mouth like that, does your mother know?"
Sun Buqi gently knocked on Chen Jiachang's head. The two happened to be "cute" and continued to be good teachers.
"You don't understand this. It seems that there is no Thunder God and Lightning Mother in the West, and they don't provide this service range! You, just "love reading, don't ask for deep understanding, and every time you get something, you happily forget to eat." You two little basins
Friends, learn from your brother, Chinese mythology is the most interesting!"
In fact, Zeus in Greek mythology, Thor in Nordic mythology, Perun in Slavic mythology, and Perkunas in Lithuanian mythology are all gods in charge of thunder and lightning, and they are all major gods in the mythological system.
But in the myths we worship of non-natural gods, the status of thunder and lightning is just ordinary. For example, the God of Thunder and the Mother of Lightning are the ordinary officials of heaven. They can not only be called upon by the Yellow Emperor, the Emperor of Humanity on earth, but also by the great and small dragon kings of rivers and lakes.
Can control the other party.
Li Xin and Chen Jiachang were relatively speechless. They didn't know why Sun Buqi was so crazy. Anyway, the two girls were used to it. As long as old man Sun Daxian was happy, that would be fine!
The three of them walked into the solemn cathedral. Chen Jiachang didn't know if it was due to foreign etiquette. When he saw a man and a woman walking into the church together, they were holding each other's arms.
When she entered the door, she thought that she would do as the Romans do today, so she reached out and took Sun Buqi's left hand.
Li Xin felt a little depressed when she saw the "closeness" between the two. With the idea that she could not be beaten first by another girl, she accidentally grabbed Sun Buqi's right hand.
What could Sun Buqi say? Could he say no? He had no choice but to open his arms and walk into the church with the two girls on his arms.
When a man holds a beautiful girl on his arm, it is a sweet enjoyment; when he holds two girls, it becomes a "sweet" burden.
Others have a cool posture and walk an elegant cat walk; Sun Buqi walks unsteadily, like a duck, walking a rickety duck walk!
The strange trio of two women and one man attracted countless attention when they first appeared and became a spectacle at the wedding.
However, most of the men here want to be the protagonists in the story, and want to take Sun Buqi's place. Even if they are laughed at by their friends, they will be happy with it. There is a saying that "die under peonies, and you will be a ghost even if you die."
Li Xin stepped on Sun Buqi's left foot angrily, and asked angrily: "You knew that there is no such etiquette in the West, but you didn't remind us both. Your conscience is so bad. Are you bullying us both?"
Have you never seen a village girl in the market?"
Chen Jiachang blushed, regretting the short-circuit in her head just now. She also imitated Li Xin and stretched out her foot to step on Sun Buqi's right foot. She wanted to let the other party know that taking advantage of a girl has to pay a price.
drop!
The two girls weigh very little, both weighing less than 100. Fortunately, neither of them wore high heels today. Otherwise, Sun Buqi would have to go out in a wheelchair tomorrow.
Although he suffered a double blow both physically and verbally, Sun Buqi still believed that the effort was very worthwhile compared with the gain.
The routine wedding ceremony proceeds in an orderly manner. Under the witness of the priest, the man and woman take "marriage vows regardless of whether they are poor or rich", and then exchange rings with each other to become legal husband and wife.
It's a pity that it's just a Western ceremony. In China, there is an agency that manages marriages. After both men and women spend 9 yuan and receive a small book, they are a "real-legal couple".
Sun Buqi waited until the ceremony was over, then walked with the two girls to the groom and the bride to congratulate the newlyweds on a happy marriage and a son.
The pastor looked at Sun Buqi's annoying smiling face, his mouth trembled, his hands and feet trembled, and he ran away without caring about etiquette.
He was afraid that Sun Buqi would sing "rebellious and unethical" songs again on a solemn occasion. Although the slang and minor tunes were very suitable for attracting ignorant village women to become believers of the Lord, in today's such a solemn occasion, it was indeed a bit
Untimely.
The bride, Gao Yan, felt that the ceremony was far from over and there should be other parts. She asked curiously: "What happened to Pastor Lai? Why did he leave so soon?"
Although the groom looked confused, he was happy inside. If it hadn't been for his girlfriend's strong request, he wouldn't have been manipulated like a marionette. Now that the pastor is gone, he can finally be free. (To be continued)
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