Rebirth of the Internet Overlord

0406. The second battalion commander took my Italian

/*Recently, family affairs have been a bit heavy, so I hope you will bear with me...but finally, I made it in time to post today.*/

April 1st is April Fool's Day. Luffy talked with the keyboard masters of Tieba early in the morning about some topics about China's hardware development. Seeing that he had plenty of time, he prepared to take a stroll in Tieba.

Tieba is an Internet product of Emperor Penguin's Yahoo China. It goes online later than the same model. However, Tieba has a cleaner and brighter interface, clearer columns, and simpler and faster searches. In addition to the 2005 draft, Tieba

With the advertisement of the show Super Girl and the blessing of the top-level domain name, Tieba became the leader among similar products, occupying about half of the market share of domestic Tieba products that year.

In 2006, Li Yi, who "protected the ball like Henry" became very popular, and Tieba also suddenly gave birth to a popular Emperor Bar for some reason. Within one year, Tieba Louvre was known as the most popular Emperor Bar.

, the number of followers quickly rose to 10 million, and once again eroded the market share of Tieba products.

Up to now, Tieba has long become a hotter topic gathering place than Maopu and Tianya. As long as any topic enters Tieba, its column will be quickly established, and then trigger a wider discussion in a short period of time, becoming a young Internet topic in China.

A holy place for making fun of and spanking people.

Those that started earlier than Tieba have already been squeezed into a small corner space by Tieba due to various reasons and no longer have any competitiveness.

After so many years, not many people are paying attention to the mood of Li Yanhong, the head of Baidu. People are more concerned about what new things they will bring to themselves every day when they go to Tieba.

Maybe it’s knowledge,

Maybe it’s the vision,

Maybe it's fun.

Well, this is Tieba.

A powerful cross-border comprehensive social circle, unlike Maopu and Tianya, which is full of entertainment headlines, weird stories and all kinds of gossip.

Luffy was wandering around aimlessly, thinking that today is April 1st, a day full of entertainment. Come to think of it, there must be some sand sculpture online games to bring you some new fun, right?

If you keep thinking about it, there will be repercussions.

Sure enough, Luffy suddenly saw a title symbolizing three fires on the Tieba homepage!

Just one look at it makes Luffy happy!

This title must be on the headlines today!

"With an investment of 7 billion, the richest man got kicked in the head by a donkey?"

How brave you are to dare to speak like this.

Seeing this, Luffy suddenly thought of a possibility in his mind. He quickly clicked on the post and scrolled to the second floor without even looking at it. Sure enough, starting from the second floor, the same reply was uniformly written downstairs:

"Owner, your number is gone!"

"Owner, your number is gone!"

"Owner, your number is gone!"

Luffy took a quick look at the posting time and calculated that there were nearly a hundred replies, all of which were replied to the poster within one minute. Thinking of this, Luffy burst into laughter.

His smile immediately attracted a curious voice behind him.

"What's the matter? Did something good happen to you?" Xie Yuxin walked over as she spoke.

In recent days, Xie Yuxin was on annual leave, so she rushed to Shanghai to stay up close with her boyfriend, who was renting out the apartment, to relieve the pain of lovesickness.

Walking closer, she still saw Luffy holding his belly and laughing uncontrollably. Xie Yuxin could only look for the answer on the screen in front of her boyfriend. With just one glance, a neat "Original, your number is gone!" was even more disturbing.

Xie Yuxin was puzzled.

"What kind of joke is this?" Xie Yuxin asked.

His girlfriend's curiosity finally gave Luffy the idea to suppress his giggles. It took a long time for Luffy to stop laughing.

"Wait a minute, I guess there must be someone in the post who can answer this question for me."

Luffy's mouse kept sliding, and sure enough, after flipping through two more pages, someone asked a question similar to Xie Yuxin's in the post. And after that, someone did answer it.

"Speaking of 'your account is gone', this is a meme that quickly became popular on Tieba some time ago. At the beginning of this year, starting from the Tianya Forum, a topic about "smoke cover door" popped up on the Internet. That was a record

Posts about private photos of Hong Kong and Taiwan celebrities were so popular that many forums quickly followed up on them because the topics and pictures were so popular that Tieba was not spared.

But just when Tieba administrators were unable to delete posts as fast as the posters, an account with the ID of "Emperor Penguin Master" used no one knows what technical means to first lock the post, and then spread the "

The same sentence was replied to the post "Smoke Hood":

'Delete this boring topic quickly, otherwise, your account will be lost.'

At first, many timid posters and old Tieba users were intimidated by the reputation of this ID and quickly deleted their posts. But there are always newcomers who do not believe in evil and think that the emperor penguin boss has no time at all.

It was a trivial matter to manage them, so he continued to commit crimes against the odds.

As a result, these people soon discovered that the posts they posted were still there, but the ID, post title and content had all changed to four words and your account was gone..."

"Ah~~ I haven't been to Tieba for a few months, and I didn't even know something like this happened." After hearing this, Xie Yuxin's bright eyes widened, "This can't really be Zimo, right? He

Will there be so much leisure?"

After a pause, Xie Yuxin was even more curious, "Isn't this no different from deleting an account? Isn't he afraid that such a large-scale account action will have a negative impact on Tieba?"

"It was Zimo who did it, and some people really resisted." Luffy shrugged and smiled, "But because Zimo had warned him in advance and given time to deal with it on his own. At the same time, most of these people were newcomers and ruined the atmosphere of the post bar.

When the people arrived, they didn’t stir up any trouble.

On the contrary, Zimo's ID 'Emperor Penguin Master' suddenly became famous on the forums, and many 'Emperor Penguin Party' appeared." Luffy smiled and smiled, "In just one month, 'Emperor Penguin Party'

The number of IDs like "Penguin

"The real 'Emperor Bar'? Isn't it the Emperor Bar of Emperor Li Yi?"

"No, no, no, within one month, 'Emperor Bar' has become the nickname of 'Emperor Penguin' bar in Tieba!" Luffy laughed, "The Emperor Penguin Party is now rampant in Tieba.

Know geography, understand human relations, understand yin and yang, understand Bagua, understand Qimen, know Dunjia, strategize, and win decisively..."

"Okay, okay, stop being so talkative." Xie Yuxin pouted and said, "You'd better hurry up and read what this post says."

"Oh, right." Luffy finally reacted.

Quickly turning to the top of the first page, starting from the Yahoo China News sticker displayed at the beginning of the article, the focus finally returned to the source of the post.

Until he and his girlfriend saw the end of the article, Luffy's frown never relaxed from the beginning.

Finally, Luffy couldn't wait to pick up the phone and dial quickly.

To his surprise, the call was quickly connected.

"What's the matter, Master Lu? You called me so urgently. What's the important thing?"

"Hey, there are people in Tieba who are criticizing your 7 billion investment, why are you so unhurried?"

"It's not like you don't know me. Keyboard warriors can't understand my layout. I can't tell them that my investment is a long-term investment for the future, right?"

After a pause, Ning Zimo's voice continued from the other end of the phone, "I have negotiated a supply agreement with LG the year before last, and as early as the first half of last year, I finalized LG's supply for this year.

The order for Emperor Penguins. What’s important is that the first batch of supplies had already arrived at the processing plant the second before you called me today.”

!!!

Luffy listened attentively, which made his girlfriend Xie Yuxin even more curious.

After thinking for a while, Luffy lowered his voice and asked, "Is the iPhone really going to be released on September 1st this year?"

"Of course, I have been preparing for the mobile phone project since 2002! Moreover, the iPhone is definitely a product that surpasses Apple's mobile phone."

"Hiss..." Luffy gasped.

How could he have imagined that when he was 17 years old, he was already planning for the next 6 years when he was 18!

It spans from the Internet to hardware and even close products such as mobile phones.

Don’t talk about integrated solutions,

The chip technology alone,

It’s just a baseband chip,

6 years,

Is it enough?

Maybe after growing up wearing a pair of pants, it is easy to know what the other person's pause means. At this time, Ning Zimo's voice came over again:

"Lord Lu, I know that now that you have come into contact with hardware, you must be more aware of how difficult it is for us Chinese to make a machine that surpasses Apple's mobile phone. But I can assure you that on the same day that the iPhone is launched in September, you will be better than the Americans.

I got this amazing product 13 hours early!”

Luffy stood there, feeling that there was an indescribable energy in his chest.

After what felt like a long time, Luffy continued, "Well, it seems that you invested in BOE so that you can supply screens in the future without being restricted by other countries. You always look far ahead, and most people can't understand it.

Now, it depends on whether you can withstand the criticism from netizens."

Hearing Luffy's words through the phone, Ning Zimo suddenly thought of the conversation between the three of them on the rooftop on the last day of his previous life.

Thinking back to those days, Ning Zimo finally smiled and said, "Don't worry, with me here, our future will be different!"

When Xie Yuxin looked at Luffy's silence, a trace of doubt appeared in her eyes.

She didn't know what her boyfriend heard. In the end, she only saw him hang up the phone after saying a few words. Then, he looked at the sky outside the window, not knowing what he was thinking.

Zhou Zhigang's eyes suddenly widened as he looked at the screen. His abnormal reaction immediately attracted Zhao Tong's attention.

"What kind of gestures did the heroines of the hood door make that can make you, a veteran in love, stunned?" Zhao Tong walked towards Zhou Zhigang while joking.

But when Zhou Zhigang turned his head to look at him mechanically,

Only then did he realize,

Something big must have happened!

Zhao Tong hurriedly took a step forward and looked at the monitor, but saw a uniform reply on the screen, which made him feel confused.

Looking at the stunned Zhou Zhigang, Zhao Tong was curious, "What are these people talking about? What does 'your number is gone' mean?"

Zhou Zhigang shook his head like a rattle when he heard this, "Nothing, nothing. It's just that a normal person met a madman and had to compromise in the end."

Zhao Tong was very puzzled by Zhou Zhigang's reaction, but seeing that he didn't explain much, he thought quietly and retreated to the sofa.

When Zhou Zhigang saw him retreating, he quickly picked up the keyboard and mouse and quickly changed the post he had just sent out not long ago.

"7 billion! How come the richest man's far-sightedness is so unpredictable!"

Here, Zhou Zhi just hit Enter and paused for a few seconds. At the end of the page he refreshed, he saw neat content that made his teeth itch.

"Second Battalion Commander, bring out my spaghetti for this guy to try!"

Zhou Zhigang couldn't help but glance at the ID, his eyes as wide as bells.

The King of Emperor Penguins!

That legendary man!

He actually replied to himself on the Tieba forum?

By some strange coincidence, Zhou Zhigang clicked refresh.

There are several more replies on the page:

"Owner, the head of Emperor Penguin xxx is informing you that your account is gone! Because our Emperor Bar has been out on an expedition, not even a blade of grass grows. Second Battalion Commander, bring out my spaghetti for this guy to try!"

See that neat row of content.

Zhou Zhigang felt a little bitter in his mouth.

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