Rebirth of the Merry Tyrant

"Are you sick? Have I seen you before?" Before Song Xiaomei could say anything, Lin Yaya became anxious. Where did this madness come from?

"Today is the first time we meet." Ling Tian replied calmly.

"You said he was my husband when we first met. You are really crazy!" Lin Yaya was really angry. Although this man looked okay, he was dressed in ordinary clothes and had no temperament. He actually dared to say that he was her.

husband!

"Honey, don't worry, cousin Xiaomei and Shi Xiaocai met for the first time. Didn't she also say that she is Shi Xiaocai's girlfriend? This is fate. My cousin will understand us, right, cousin?"

Ling Tian said and winked at Song Xiaomei. The meaning was obvious. The two of them wanted to help each other. He helped Song Xiaomei deal with Shi Xiaocai, and Song Xiaomei helped him deal with Lin Yamei.

"Yes, yes, I understand very well. I am very happy to see my brother-in-law." Song Xiaomei rebelled so shamelessly, which made Lin Yaya angry almost to death.

"I'm leaving first, Xiaomei, can you leave?" Lin Yaya couldn't stand it anymore, stood up and walked out, pretending that Ling Tian was a psycho and his cousin was also a psycho.

"Cousin, I want to stay with Shi Xiaocai for a while. You should go back first!" Song Xiaomei didn't want to leave so easily. She was determined to make a decision on this young monk.

"Honey, I'll give you a ride!" Ling Tian saw the beauty was about to leave and quickly chased her out, but Lin Yaya didn't give him a chance. After going out, he went straight to his Porsche sports car and drove away, leaving a depressed Ling Tian behind.

In fact, with Ling Tian's strength, he could catch up, but he still held back. He had plenty of time and was not in a hurry.

"Brother-in-law, don't worry. I have recognized your status on behalf of our family. In fact, my cousin is not in love, and my aunt is also very anxious. You are so handsome, my aunt will definitely agree." Song Xiaomei said and poured a glass of wine for Ling Tian.

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"Hey, on behalf of our dormitory, I also agree to the matter between you and Shi Xiaocai. You, my younger brother and sister, and my cousin will be my biological sisters. Who dares to bully you and tell your brother-in-law." The more Ling Tian looked at Song Xiaomei, the cuter she became. She was so cute.

A biological sister is not bad either.

"Amitabha, Ling Tian, ​​are you just going to sell me out like this?" Shi Xiaocai looked at Ling Tian angrily. This guy really added to the trouble. He was already worried about how to get rid of Song Xiaomei, but now he recognized his younger brother and sister.

"Hey, I didn't sell you, you sold yourself. You just took tens of thousands of dollars from Xiaomei, haha!" Ling Tian said and pointed at Shi Xiaocai's backpack.

"That's for alms, not my money for selling myself." Shi Xiaocai quickly explained.

"Husband, if you take my money, you will be mine. Don't be embarrassed. If you give the money to the Buddha, you will treat it as if I redeemed your life from the temple. If it is not enough, I will give it to you again." Song Xiaomei said proudly and took out the money.

A card, when I looked at the level of that card, it turned out to be a black gold card.

The black gold card has an initial limit of 5 million yuan and no upper limit. It is called the "Aladdin's Magic Lamp". With it, you can have unlimited overdrafts and let luxury cars, luxury cruises, and private jets serve you. In short, as long as

Everything you can think of can be done with this little card. The people who own it are extraordinary. Even people on the Hurun wealth list may not be able to get it. They are super

A privileged credit card owned by the rich.

If you want to become a cardholder, you must be a member of the Hurun Fortune Ranking or a member of the Hong Kong Jockey Club, and your annual consumption must be at least RMB 00,000, which does not include large purchases of cars or houses. Even if you meet all the basic conditions

, you may not be able to become a black gold card holder, because this card does not allow active application. You must have a recommendation letter from the president of a branch of ICBC to be approved, and the privacy is very high.

Ling Tian actually has one, which his father forcibly gave to him yesterday. The Ling family is not on any rich list, but the strength of the Ling family is actually much stronger than those on the so-called rich list, but in terms of fame, the Ling family

I chose to be low-key, but in terms of life, my mother likes to be high-profile and rich in style.

"Black gold card! Shi Xiaocai, you are in luck. A few days ago, my father thought that even half of the black gold cards were not accepted. The bank did not accept it. Song Xiaomei actually has it. She is a real Bai Fumei! Just follow it.

Come on, brother, I support you!" Dai Jin almost drooled when he looked at this card. No wonder Song Xiaomei looked down on her, she was richer than herself.

"I support you too. Xiaomei is very beautiful and cute. Song Xiaomei and Shi Xiaocai, your names also match well." Seeing that Ling Tian and Dai Jin both support Shi Xiaocai and Song Xiaomei being together, Yuan Bao also expressed his attitude,

He wanted to see the monk break his precepts as a prank. Hehe, I have only seen this kind of thing in novels, but I really look forward to it in reality!

"Amitabha, this poor monk is really careless in making friends. Song Xiaomei, if I give you this money back, just let this poor monk go. This poor monk has committed himself to Buddhism. The five aggregates and six poisons are all false." Shi Xiaocai said and took out the package.

Zhong took out the tens of thousands of dollars and put them on the table.

"Huh! This is my lady's dowry. Since you have accepted it, there is no reason to return it. I don't want the money, but I want the person!"

After Song Xiaomei finished speaking, she kissed Shi Xiaocai's handsome face, then stood up and walked out, leaving behind Shi Xiaocai, Ling Tian and others who were stunned on the spot with tens of thousands of black gold cards on the table.

The money disappeared at the gate.

"Strong! Stronger than me!" Ling Tian admired Song Xiaomei for a while. He wanted to kiss Lin Yamei just now, but he didn't dare to do so. This Song Xiaomei dared to kiss Shi Xiaocai, who was so clueless even if he was a monk.

Scruples, what scruples do I have? The worst I can do is get a slap in the face. I must be bolder when I fall in love with beautiful women in the future.

"Why am I not so lucky?" Yuanbao was envious for a while, envious of Shi Xiaocai's wealth and appearance.

"Shi Xiaocai, does this count as breaking the sexual precept?" Dai Jin asked with some confusion.

"Amitabha!" A blush appeared on Shi Xiaocai's face, and he ignored these people. His heart could not be calm for a long time. Song Xiaomei's soft lips and sweet breath were still beside him. His calm heart was disturbed by this kiss, and

It's getting more and more chaotic...

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, after walking in the deep Prajnaparamita for a long time, saw that the five aggregates are all empty, and endured all the hardships. Relic, color is not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from color, color is emptiness, emptiness is color, and the same is true...

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In the surprised eyes of Ling Tian and others, Shi Xiaocai actually recited the scriptures. It seemed that the young monk was really stimulated. Ling Tian and others saw that he was so absorbed in reading that they simply continued eating, drinking, and talking and laughing.

, but when he heard the sentence "Form is emptiness, emptiness is form", Ling Tian laughed and spit out a sip of wine. The monk reciting this Buddhist sutra after being forcibly kissed was really suitable for the occasion!