Rebirth of the National Male God

Is this also called a car?

Everyone was speechless.

To tell the truth, it is better to let them ride on a donkey and ride on such a broken ox cart than to walk, or else they will not lose face?

In the silence, Du Xiaoguang urged, "Sit down or not? Just follow me if you don't sit down, it's an old rule! You are not allowed to bring extra things on your body!"

Si Huang took a step forward and was seen by Yu Lianyun beside her, and she followed her with a flash of eyes.

Si Huang looked at her, smiled lightly and made a gesture of invitation, "Ladies first."

Yu Lianyun politely smiled at Si Huang, just looking at the surface would make people feel that their relationship was good, and then Yu Lianyun chose the bullock cart.

"Oh! Xiao Yunyun is still smart, let it go!" Ai Xuan did not miss the opportunity to praise the goddess and take advantage of the goddess.

Yu Lianjun didn't respond to him, got on the ox cart with Jiayun's help, and glanced at the shabby ox cart, and Yu Lianjun, who was not so comfortable in the car, didn't get along.

Seeing that Yu Lianjun chose the ox cart, Sihuang naturally chose the remaining black donkey, but there was an accident in the middle, Taishuwu suddenly appeared, and expressed that he also wanted the black donkey.

"Hahaha, I didn't expect our little Heihei to be so attractive. Your Majesty wants it, and Uncle Tai also wants it. Since they all want it, then they must use the points to bid." Jiayun smiled and said: "Please two guests bid, By the way, continuing the points from the previous period, the remaining points for Uncle Tai are 5 points, and Your Majesty is 10 points out of the full score, I want to explain!" Jiayun stretched out a finger, and the smile was still malicious, no matter how it looked. "You can only make one bid. I will bid each other when I say the bid. Whether it's high or low, the points will be deducted."

Tai Shuwu's expression changed, and he was so entangled that he seemed to regret standing up to fight with Si Huang.

It's just that he still didn't give in halfway. When Jiayun confirmed that both of them had made up their minds, she snapped her fingers, "Bid!"

The voices of Sihuang and Taishuwu sounded almost simultaneously.

"5."

"2."

When the words fell, Tai Shuwu looked at Si Huang resentfully, "You are so cruel."

"I think I'm cruel, then how can you bear it?" Si Huang chuckled at him.

"What do you mean!?" Tai Shuwu was stunned.

Then he heard Si Huang say, "For the 4-point application, my uncle will help me pull the donkey."

"Damn, don't you play like this?" Tai Shuwu exclaimed.

"Hahaha," Who knew it was Du Xiaoguang speaking this time, he held a loudspeaker, "Who said no? You still have 3 points left, so you can't offset Sihuang's request for 4 points, so now your The job is to pull the donkey."

Taishuwu's expression was dark, and he didn't know how fake it was, but as the person he was staring at, Si Huang could feel that Taishuwu had real anger towards her.

Sihuang didn't care and smiled provocatively at Taishuwu, and he could always use her to climb up, and he didn't even think about whether she agreed or not.

Sihuang has no good feelings and no malice towards Tai Shuwu's old fritters, but it doesn't prevent her from relaxing her temper and having some fun when the rules allow her.

What's more, in order to repay Du Xiaoguang for cooperating with her for her time and help, she also agreed to make the show exciting.

In a reality show, what is more explosive than the contradiction between the guests and the real interaction in all aspects? Excite the audience?

"However, Sihuang, this method of hurting the enemy by one thousand and losing eight hundred by itself will not only clear the Taishuwu's points to zero, but you will also have 1 point left. It turns out that the best benefits prepared for you will be left to others. Inside." Du Xiaoguang reminded Si Huang, his little eyes flickered with the light of a thief.

Judging from his appearance, it doesn't look like he cares about Si Huang at all. Instead, he wishes she could be worse.

"It doesn't matter," Si Huang got on the donkey and responded confidently to Du Xiaoguang, "The points are spent and earned."

As soon as she turned her head, she beckoned to Taishuwu, "Little Wuzi, why don't you come and pull the donkey for me?"

"Pfft!" There was a burst of laughter around.

Tai Shuwu's face also changed from black to red, staring at Si Huang without speaking.

The most calm one here is Yu Hen. He was stunned that his expression did not change at all, but he sighed while holding his forehead: Why do you think Si Huang has changed as soon as he participates in this show! Hey, forget it, the first issue is so deviant, even wearing women's clothes, you can still get a lot of praise! It won't be more provocative this time.

It's just that Yuen obviously underestimated Du Xiaoguang's tossing people's brain hole, and also underestimated the uncertainty of Si Huang, the second phase of the three-day infinite collapse, these two did it with a heart that surpassed the previous one. , the result will be what, only to see the end to know.

Under the shackles of the rules, Tai Shuwu had to walk in front of Si Huang and take the black donkey's reins in his hand.

The black donkey seemed to be curious about the one in front, and arched his nose at Taishuwu. The cry of "Srate!" sprayed into Taishuwu's face in one breath.

"Ah ah ah ah!" Tai Shuwu's expression turned blue, and the donkey's tone made it hard.

"Hahahahaha!" The people around heard his screams, but none of them expressed sympathy, instead they all laughed.

Du Xiaoguang, who was sitting on the cow, also laughed, secretly saying that this opening was good! As for sympathy for Tai Shuwu? Since his appearance, it means that the second phase of Infinite Collapse has officially started recording, and the public and private are clearly distinguished!

If Tai Shuwu knew what Du Xiaoguang was thinking, he would definitely raise his middle finger to him: Come on! I still don't know your urine sex? For the show, what else can you dare to do! ?

A farce was quickly suppressed, and when everyone was ready, they headed for the mountains.

To say it was hard work, in fact, it was even harder for the people in charge of the shooting. They followed behind along the way, carrying a heavy camera.

Fortunately, Infinite Collapse pays attention to real shooting, and does not require the staff to use props such as light boards to beautify the artists and guests.

This journey was neither fast nor slow. Unconsciously, an hour later, both Taishuwu and Le Xian were sweating. Yu Lianyun had to maintain a good-looking sitting posture on the ox cart. Good-looking, on the other hand, Si Huang's complexion is still rosy and dry, not to mention more comfortable than others.

At this moment, even if Du Xiaoguang looked jealous, he couldn't stop his evil thoughts to make Si Huang make a fool of himself.

"Mr. Du, how far is it?" Le Xian couldn't help but ask.

Du Xiaoguang: "Ah? Let's walk for another hour."

"What?" Tai Shuwu exclaimed.

Le Xian was stunned, and even Yu Lianyun who was sitting in the car couldn't help showing an ugly expression.

Du Xiaoguang admired their expressions, as if the more uncomfortable they were, the happier they were. He said in a sincere tone, "Don't worry, just worry about it now, how can you bear it in the future?"

This sentence...why does it sound so familiar?

The three Taishuwu all looked at Sihuang.

Sihuang felt their eyes, as if he had just recovered from his distraction, and smiled at them after realizing it. Those clear eyes seemed to ask: What's the matter?