Rebirth of the National Male God
Chapter 695 Let him get drunk (2)
"Hiss—" Du Xiaoguang took a breath of cold air when he regained his senses, and then he forgot to despise Yuxi, and turned to him and asked, "Who provokes Sihuang?"
"...No." Feather didn't want to guess.
Du Xiaoguang's eyes were full of suspicion: "Has he been hurt by love?"
Yuene thought to herself that her current relationship was in a sweet cohabitation, "No."
Du Xiaoguang couldn't believe it, "So, Sihuang actually has the attributes of a ghost and beast. He is gentle to the outside world, but he likes to play this kind of tune with his lover?"
Yuen's face tightened, "No, this is Si Huang joking, he actually likes to play pranks."
"Really?" Du Xiaoguang was even more suspicious, and then his face was full of regret, "What a pity, I really want to see Si Huang's expression when he said this, maybe I can tell whether he is serious or joking, but this sentence It is estimated that this can dispel the minds of many women, this kid is too evil, it would be good to reduce women's fantasies about him."
After saying these words, Du Xiaoguang looked at the group of female staff members in his house, and then he was stunned to find out... Who are you showing these one by one with a Huaichun expression! ?
"What is your expression?" Du Xiaoguang also scolded directly.
Most of the women were rather embarrassed and held back their expressions reservedly. One of them, a young woman in her twenties, answered Du Xiaoguang in a shy tone, "I always thought that Young Master Si was a very gentle kind, especially Mr. He must be more gentle to his lover, I didn't expect him to be so bad! Humph!"
Du Xiaoguang: "..."
Do you dare to say the word "bad" a little more ripplingly? Are you sure you're annoying? Ghosts can hear it, absolutely not!
At this moment, Du Xiaoguang suddenly remembered a famous saying: Men don't spend, women don't love. Sometimes, a man who is too honest can make a woman feel at ease, but may not make a woman love him. On the contrary, it is a bad man who can provoke a woman's passion even more.
He smacked his mouth and suddenly wanted to say something to Si Huang to restrain himself, but he held back.
Tsk tsk, no matter how many women he harms, as long as he can increase the ratings of his show.
Looking at the situation of the other guests, Taishu Wu, Le Xian, and Yu Lianyun have all found their respective residences.
In front of Uncle Tai is a haystack, that's right! Just a haystack! A piece of haystack that seems to be artificially pressed out of a nest shape, does not cover the rain, and is not protected from the wind.
If it wasn't for a flag with the number 3 on the edge of the haystack, Tai Shuwu couldn't believe that this was the "home" that the show had prepared for them.
Uncle Tai thought how could Du Xiaoguang dare to say that this was a 'residence', he thought it was inferior to a dog kennel. Looking at the numbers, if it wasn't for him fighting with Si Huang, this place would have belonged to Yu Lianyun. For a moment, Tai Shuwu had the same idea as Si Huang, and admired how Du Xiaoguang dared to treat a goddess girl with millions of fans like this.
"What can this do? You tell me what this can do? Du Xiaoguang, come out for me!" Tai Shuwu was mad.
On Yu Lianyun and Le Xian's side, they were still walking together when they were put down. Seeing what Le Xian meant, he planned to be a gentleman to the end and accompany Yu Lianyun to her residence first.
The clip where the two have been together was also shown to the audience who were watching the scene. The audience suspected whether Le Xian had a good impression of Yu Lianyun and intentionally pursued Yu Lianyun through the show.
This kind of thinking aroused all kinds of dissatisfaction among Yu Lianyun's fans, who felt that Le Xian was too weak and unworthy of Yu Lianyun, and the language was so intense that it also aroused dissatisfaction among Le Xian fans. The fans of the two parties were pinching each other, and in the middle of the pinching, there was a small group of cute people rolling around——
"Le baa baa, let's go back to the shore, there is no future for the two together, let's go to His Majesty for protection!"
"No matter how you look at it, I feel that it doesn't match up, just like a brother and sister, let's follow Your Majesty, darling! Don't make trouble!"
"Xianhuang Wang Dao, help my majesty to honor the name of a generation of sages!"
When the fans of Yu Lianjun and Le Xian stopped slowly, they were stunned to find that the comment area had been invaded by this group of small groups who did not know where they came from. The 'dirty' color with red face and red ears is unavoidable and contagious.
"Don't always mess around with CP! Don't you guys wonder who the fifth guest is? Mi Lu from the first issue has already quit, who will this issue be?" The top is popular, and the following is a large number of replies.
"Yes, my Majesty's pet is gone. I don't know who will replace it? Don't let my Majesty be lonely!"
"Milu little loyal dog, my love! I especially like her interaction with His Majesty, what a pity!"
"I hope the crew will find a cat pet to replace your Majesty, and the breed should not be lower than Milu, huh! [Dog head]"
However, this building is crooked like this. Under the stunned eyes of a group of people, all they can see are the shameful words such as loyal dogs, big cats, sick petites, coquetry and so on.
All of this was naturally unknown to Si Huang and the others who were participating. At this time, Le Xian and Yu Lianyun looked at the residence they found and were silent for a while.
The position where the number 4 flag is inserted is a cave, and there is still a piece of damp soil at the entrance of the hole, and there are weeds that can only grow in wet areas.
The cave is not small. Le Xian and Yu Lianyun walked in together and found that there was even a corner of the cave covered with a layer of straw, which seemed to be used as a bed. But apart from this 'bed', there was nothing in the cave.
"Hi!" Yu Lianyun suddenly took a breath and took a step back.
"What's wrong?" Le Xian was taken aback by her, and when he followed her gaze, he saw a polygonal worm crawling across the ground.
Le Xian's facial skin also twitched slightly. He walked over quickly, trampled the bug to death with one foot, and then went to look at Yu Lianyun, only to see the woman pursing her lips and saying nothing.
After the two looked at each other in silence for a few seconds, Le Xian whispered in a tangled voice: "That... it's inconvenient for you to be a woman in this environment, if you don't mind, can I live here with you? We If the two act together, maybe they will find a better environment..." Although this possibility is very low, Le Xian himself knows, "What do you think?"
Yu Lianyun was neither shy nor angry, but asked calmly, "Why?"
Le Xian smiled bitterly, "This flag No. 4 originally belonged to Si Huang, which means that this place should have been Si Huang's residence. As the original number one, his residence is at this level. I think this is the last place. One’s residence is estimated to be the extent of drawing a circle in an open space.”
In the small room, Du Xiaoguang patted his thigh again, "Hey! This kid is really smart, he can guess my brain hole, it's amazing!"
Sister Huan's expression changed, Nima! It turned out to be exactly what Xiaoxian said! ?
In the cave, after listening to Le Xian's words, Yu Lianyun didn't think about it for long, and immediately agreed, "Yes."
"Thank you." Le Xian guessed that she would agree, because they had glasses on each other. Under the circumstances of this show, nothing would happen to the two of them. "I want the corner over there," pointing to the one furthest from the grass bed. In the corner, Le Xian looked at Yu Lianjun again and said, "You rest first, I'll go out and have a look."
This scene made Sister Huan very pleased, and she thought in her heart: Xiaoxian is planning to show the man side through the second episode, why is she working so hard all of a sudden? Obviously, he had been scratched several times along the way.
Speaking of which, don't underestimate the more than an hour spent in the wild forest, except for Si Huang, a pseudo-Chinese paper that was trained by Qin Fan himself, and those born in the city like Tai Shuwu and Yu Lianyun have never done it. The two people in the field survival training would suffer even if they stayed in this kind of forest for a few more minutes. Even Le Xian, who had stayed in the countryside, had several bloodstains on his short-sleeved arms. On the other hand, Yu Lianyun It seemed that he was taken care of by Le Xian, and he didn't seem to have been scratched by any weeds, but he seemed to be bitten by some small flying insect, and a small red spot appeared on one part of his arm.
When the audience obtained survival props because of the guests and made funny behaviors that made them laugh, for the guests, this little thing made them feel a lot better.
When another three hours passed, the sun gradually showed signs of setting, and the sky was dyed red.
The official issued a few short short films, and this time the audience who were still paying attention suddenly became entangled, because they found that the guests were working hard.
Tai Shuwu's heavy breathing, the angle of view kept moving again and again, suddenly turned into the sky, he fell to the ground, and I could hear him shouting in frustration: "Ah, ah, ah! Where are you looking for food? How can you connect? No fruit trees? Do you have any tips?"
Le Xian found a survival prop, a plastic bag with three candies. In exchange, he took off his shirt and danced a bear dance to entertain the public. Then he was lucky to find the water source, but unfortunately there was no container for the water. Finally, he thought of using a plastic bag, but when the bag was full, the water flowed while walking, making him anxiously turn around, just listening to him shouting anxiously: " Flow slow! Flow slow!" And the hurried footsteps can understand his tangled mood.
Yu Lianyun was walking back and forth in the cave, as if she wanted to go out and back again. Under the camera, she could see her entangled fingers.
Compared with them, Si Huang's strength and acumen make it easy to move in the wild forest, and she can find survival items quickly, but the price is that she must accept the punishment according to the requirements of survival items, even Si Huang can't bear Du Xiaoguang. After getting a fairly sharp knife, Si Huang stopped walking around and started a planned action.
From picking up wood, to digging grass on the ground, and cutting rattan, in the short video, the audience can only see a pair of white and slender hands constantly moving. Fingers, unknowingly, were dirty into pieces of brown-black, and the color of plant sap.
This... looks so distressing!
The audience was entangled in the fact that on the one hand, it was funny that the guests were in a hurry and endured hardships, and on the other hand, they were distressed for them.
This is true! It belongs to Du Xiaoguang's style! A real reality show!
The audience suddenly realized that Du Xiaoguang's show is different from others, it is definitely not just for fun.
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