Rebirth of the New Farmers in the 1980s
Chapter 632: Punishment
Wan Feng was a little embarrassed to do such nonsense, so he had to find a way to get out.
"By the way, I remembered something, let me show you something strange."
Wan Feng said seriously, and without giving Luan Feng any time to react, he pulled Luan Feng up and ran outside.
He ran to the dirt road outside in one breath, and then stopped running.
"What's so strange about you taking me to see?"
"Look at the blue sky, the green grass, and the little ants dancing happily. Isn't that strange?"
Luan Feng's face turned green: "You dragged me out to watch this?"
"The air outside is fresh, more breathing is good for your health, come follow me and twist your neck and buttocks. When you get up in the morning, let's do some exercise. Shake your hands and feet, please sit down and take a deep breath..."
"Hey, this song is very nice, why have I never heard you sing it before?"
You can see that the thinking of single-celled animals is so simple, which diverts attention.
"It's not good for our health if we stay at home all the time. Let's go to the mountains to pick wild flowers, watch the stream flow, and go to the woods..."
"Take your temperature!"
Wan Feng staggered, as if he had sprained his ankle.
Take your temperature in the woods? Is this going to be a wild game? This woman's mind is so clear, have you thought of all this? Are you not afraid of being seen?
"If you're a woman, don't think about that all the time, can you?"
"I still think taking body temperature is fun." Luan Feng didn't hide her point of view at all.
Wan Feng became angry: "If I am so paralyzed until winter, if I leave, if you become addicted to measuring, do you plan to find someone else to measure?"
Luan Feng blinked: "No such plan! I won't measure if you're not here, and I won't die."
If you say you can't measure it, I'll believe it, but I don't know if that thing secretly asks someone else to measure it.
It seems that I have to take this girl's body temperature tonight and feed her full all at once.
It beats her cranky thoughts all day long.
The two actually went to the mountains to pick wild flowers. Luan Feng picked a lot of wild flowers and made herself look like wild flowers.
At noon, Luanfeng went to the stove to cook. She steamed a pot of steamed buns, fried shredded potatoes, and scrambled eggs.
She knew that Wan Feng liked to eat shredded potatoes.
The steamed buns from his mother were steamed well, but Wan Feng didn't have much confidence in this dish, and he didn't dare to put down the chopsticks for a long time, for fear that this good-looking thing would be regretted for the rest of his life.
He ate the dishes made by Luan Feng only once, and after eating the dishes with their own horror movie effects, he felt that everyone in the world was like ghost pupils.
"Why don't you eat vegetables? It's delicious." Luan Feng, the old lady, was selling melons.
Taking out the spirit of seeing death as home, Wan Feng picked up a chopstick of potato shreds, and stuffed them into his mouth against all odds.
oops! It doesn't taste right!
How could Luan Feng cook such shredded potatoes?
Everything this girl does is thick, why is the fried potato shreds so delicate and smooth today? And it has a somewhat familiar flavor.
Wan Feng took another piece of scrambled egg, soft and hard with moderate saltiness.
"Hmph! How dare you look at me with old eyes and tell you that I learned how to cook from your mother when I was at your house. Do I have your mother's style?"
No wonder the taste of this dish has changed so much, it turned out to be my mother's apprentice.
"It's been almost a year since I went to my house, why have I never heard of you cooking?"
"I've made it several times at home, but I stopped doing it later. Those greedy cats ate me up when they saw my cooking. I thought it was uneconomical, so I never did it again!"
It turns out that there is such a secret in it.
It's better to be my own mother, who is worried that his son will not have enough to eat in the future, and carefully teaches his future daughter-in-law to cook.
There is an advertisement that says it well: If you have good teeth and an appetite, it tastes good.
Wan Feng's teeth were fine, his appetite was fine, and now his food was fine, so he accidentally ate too much, and he collapsed on the kang after eating.
Luan Feng made herself look like a little woman while someone massaged her belly, saying it was good for digestion.
This is nonsense, I have eaten too much in my stomach and need to digest it, so it’s not better in other places.
"Did I say that your stomach grows to the place where Chabala is? Shall we show some face?"
"You are my man, why do I need so much face in front of you? There is no one else here."
This made Wan Feng unable to refute.
In the afternoon, Luan Feng took Wan Feng's changed clothes to the creek to wash. Wan Feng took a nap at home and slept until after two o'clock in the afternoon.
By the creek not far away, a few women took advantage of the clothes-washing yoyo.
It's not good for these women, they talk nonsense when they have nothing to do, and conflicts arise when they talk twice.
Wan Feng went back to the house to record the tape, and Luan Feng didn't come back until it was getting dark.
The woman was busy in the kitchen like a gust of wind, and brought four dishes in half an hour.
This speed made Wan Feng's eyeballs almost fly out.
As the saying goes, after eating and lying down, you will not gain half a catty, but you will also gain four taels.
Therefore, after eating, Wan Feng lay down on the kang, intending to gain not only half a catty but also four taels.
Recently, he found that his stature has grown a lot, and he is now 1.6 meters, but his weight has not changed significantly.
This is not normal, Wan Feng does not want to develop into the body of bean sprouts.
Just as Wan Feng was getting ready to grow up, Luan Feng got tired of it.
"Stay away from me, I'm allergic to bitches."
"Do you dare to call me a slut? Don't you want to mess around anymore? Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is said that it is impossible for a man not to hit him." After speaking, two nine-yin white bone claws were aimed at someone's vitals Site greeting.
Who the hell taught this?
Wan Feng quickly shrank into the kang, saw that Luan Feng was about to climb up the kang and continued to hunt, he took off his vest like chasing mosquitoes and formed a copper wall in front of him to prevent Luan Feng from going up the kang.
"I found that you men take off your clothes really fast." Luan Feng said angrily, unable to break through Wan Feng's blockade.
"Nonsense."
"Who is talking nonsense, I also found that you men like to take off your clothes when you are fighting. I don't know what's going on."
"It's normal. If you don't take off your clothes but take off your pants when fighting, don't you think the atmosphere is a bit weird."
Luan Feng was choked, who said she took off her pants during the fight? What is this guy thinking?
People are subject to change, especially women's changes are more obvious.
Putting the quilt on this night, Luan Feng also thought it was a waste to put two quilts on, so she put on one quilt, and got into the bed after nine o'clock and kept harassing Wan Feng, who was watching TV seriously next to her.
"Don't make trouble, I'm watching TV!"
"What's the point of TV, turn it off, let's talk."
say? Are you trying to talk?
If Wan Feng didn't turn off the TV, Luan Feng would keep harassing him.
The annoyed person stopped watching TV, determined to punish this disobedient woman.
So, in the darkness, a certain woman was punished and made a painful sound... Rebirth of a New Farmer in the 1980s
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