Rebirth of the perfect brother-in-law

After coming here for a while, Guan He walked downstairs enchantingly in a plain white gauze dress as usual, frowning as if he were holding a girl's heart, making people unable to help but feel pity. Li Zhi's face was full of admiration, and Li Ling's expression was playful,

It looked like a smile but not a smile, and Chu Kuang, who was originally aggrieved, opened his mouth in surprise, and was startled by Chu Nan's mocking gaze. He quickly lowered his head and pretended to drink water.

The oiran's appearance was indeed extraordinary. Although her clothes were not outstanding, she couldn't stand up to her natural beauty. Li Ling stood up, stared at Guan He and said, "She is such a beautiful woman, no wonder she dares to set such rules."

Guan He originally didn't come out to meet guests, but he couldn't resist the intimidation and inducement from the manager. After all, if he wanted to live in Xinyue Tower, he had to look at the boss's face. There was no big difference between protecting a brothel girl or fawning over two princes.

explain.

Although he felt uncomfortable in his heart, he still had a smile on his face. He gave a gentle salute and said with a chuckle: "Your Highness is serious. It is true that Guan He is unwell today. As for the superficial reputation, it is just a compliment from your lords."

, it can’t be taken seriously.”

Li Ling made no secret of his interest in Guan He. He snorted and said mockingly: "Since you know it's just a fake name, you should put down your airs and do things that are consistent with your identity, instead of pretending to be some independent fairy."

When someone pointed out his identity mercilessly, Guan He's face turned pale, and he looked like he would be dizzy just looking at him.

Li Ling sat down with a faint smile and said to Li Zhi: "Your Highness, do you think this is true? A brothel girl should drink and laugh with her. Why pretend to be noble and do anything to embarrass a talented woman?"

Seeing the oiran who was held in the palm of everyone's hands in the past being so humiliated, I was surprised and a little angry at the same time. However, the status of these two people was much more noble, and no one dared to accuse them.

Chu Kuang hesitated for a moment, then nodded and said, "Although Li Ling's tone was a bit harsh, what he said made some sense. It's just a pity for such a fairy-like woman."

Chu Nan smiled mysteriously and asked Chu Kuang in a low voice: "In your opinion, what is Li Ling's plan? Is it to belittle Guan He and ridicule the prince's poor vision at the same time?"

Seeing Chu Nan's strange look, Chu Kuang couldn't help but ask, "Isn't it?"

Chu Nan shook his head pretending to be profound, changed the subject and asked: "Tell me, if Li Ling encounters the main force of the Hu people, will he show weakness and set up an ambush, or will he confront the enemy head-on?"

Chu Kuang instantly understood what Chu Nan meant and said with a smile: "It's interesting, but I didn't expect this level. According to what you said, Li Ling probably wants to hug the beauty back."

Chu Nan smiled proudly, secretly despising Li Ling's poor pick-up techniques. He clearly wanted to pick up Guan He, but he chose to humiliate her severely, wanting to completely destroy Guan He's pride and self-esteem, leaving a mark in her heart.

The impression is indelible, just like the bayberry of the past. Perhaps this is also the result of Li Ling's pride seeping into his bones.

Chu Nan asked Chu Kuang in a low voice: "Then do you know how to make him change his attitude?"

Chu Kuang may be no stranger to marching and fighting, but he doesn't have much to do about such things. Just as he was thinking dully, he saw Chu Nan step forward and said loudly: "The eldest prince is right, a girl from a brothel is a girl from a brothel.

Nothing can change this fact."

Everyone looked surprised and went to inquire about Chu Nan's origins. When they found out that this person was the young master of the Chu family who had a grudge against the eldest prince for taking away his wife, the fire of gossip burned in their hearts. When they saw the helpless Chu Kuang behind him,

I am even more looking forward to it. Now, the two sides are not evenly matched, but it can always be said that they are not far apart.

When Li Ling and Li Zhi saw Chu Nan standing up to speak, and seeing Chu Kuang coming to the capital on an order, Li Ling and Li Zhi smiled and stood up to be polite. When the four of them sat down again, the atmosphere was a bit strange.

When Guan He saw Chu Nan coming forward, he was secretly happy. He only thought that this extraordinary dandy could save him, but he didn't expect that he would slap him hard in the face with just one word.

If you say that the people Li Ling wants to see the most in the capital right now, Chu Kuang and Chu Nan can definitely be ranked in the top three. Seeing Chu Nan agreeing with him, as if he wants to be soft to him, his heart is full of disdain, but he secretly refuses to do what you want.

He thought, and said with a smile: "Since ancient times, beauties have had bad luck, but Miss Guan is different from those ordinary brothel girls. She is not only good at singing and dancing, but she is also a master of poetry. But you cannot treat her lightly."

Chu Nanqie made a sound without any intention of bowing his head, and insisted: "This is a fireworks place, where people come to look for flowers and flowers, why bother pretending to be noble?"

Just as Li Ling was about to speak, Li Ling answered first: "You know this, this is Suyue Pavilion, and the people here are all innocent women who are prostitutes but not their bodies. If you want to find flowers and beauties, you'd better ask the steward to take you out.

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Chu Nan touched his head in embarrassment and whispered: "I've been working for a long time, but there's no girl to accompany you. It turns out I came to the wrong place."

Although his voice was lowered, he naturally couldn't hide it from the people present. Not to mention Li Ling, even the little eunuch behind him had a look of disdain on his face.

Chu Nan seemed a little annoyed and said harshly: "What difference does a talented beauty have from those ordinary prostitutes? She is obviously just pretending?"

Li Zhi also smiled and interjected: "That's wrong. It's just that if you can find half of the talent of an oiran, it would be good to find a woman."

Chu Nan said dissatisfiedly: "Kouhu, I listened to the Red Label song at another restaurant that day, and it was also very good."

Li Ling seemed to be very interested and asked: "Oh, is it? Is there such a thing? I wonder if you still remember the song sung by the red card? Remember, that's good, let Miss Guan sing the lyrics, and then go to those

How about choosing one of the red cards for picking up guests, comparing it with the previous one, and letting everyone make a judgment?"

The last sentence was shouted out with all his strength. The surrounding onlookers saw the excitement but did not say anything, and they even flattered the prince, so they naturally cheered in unison.

Chu Nan seemed to have some regrets, but he held his neck and refused to give in. He ignored Chu Kuang's warning eyes and agreed.

Although he felt that he had really lost his reputation by competing with a red card picker, but looking at the steward's stern and even sinister eyes, Guan He wisely swallowed his dissatisfaction.

After a while, a woman dressed extremely slutty ran in, ignoring the disgusted eyes of Li Ling and others, and her luggage with joy. In any case, she was someone who had served the prince and eldest prince, and she would be considered one in the future.

With the ability to show off, he also had the confidence to ask for more money after meeting those benefactors.

Guan He took a few steps away in disgust and said softly: "Your Highnesses, General Chu, I will show my shame first."

Guan He walked up to the stage. There were some women sitting on it with various musical instruments. He wanted to play a horse tail harp. He sat down elegantly and stroked it a few times to get familiar with the sound. Then he looked at the women behind him.

With a signal, the soft singing gradually spread.

"The wind is soft, the sun is thin, and spring is still early,

I feel good when I put on my shirt.

Feeling slightly cold when sleeping,

The plum blossoms remain on the temples.

Where is my hometown?

Forget it unless you are drunk.

Burn when lying in water,

The fragrance has faded and the wine has not faded.

Guan He seemed to have just woken up, with a faint nasal voice, but it gave people a more lazy feeling. After singing the song, everyone was still immersed in the music and couldn't extricate themselves. Li Ling clapped his hands and sighed: "Good lyrics and good music. True to that sentence, this song can only be heard in heaven, how many times can it be heard in the human world!"

Everyone cheered in agreement, and then looked at Chu Nan with pity. They were afraid that they would fall into the hands of the eldest prince again this time, so it was better to simply admit defeat.

Chu Nan was a little annoyed by everyone's looks and said harshly: "Our contestants haven't sung yet, why are you so anxious!"

After that, he ignored the eyes of others and said fiercely to the so-called red card who was stunned: "What's wrong? Are you afraid? If you dare to let go at this critical moment, you will look good!"

The red card looked sad and said with tears in his eyes: "Originally, the slave family still looked down upon this oiran very much, but this time they have seen it. I can tie three of them together, but she can't do it alone, right?"

Chu Nan quietly took out a piece of paper from his arms, handed it to the red card, and gave some instructions in detail. The red card was a little stupid, and he didn't respond in a daze. Chu Nan whispered: "Be debauched, debauchery is clear. No? Even if you can expose your arms, you must expose your legs. If you sing well, I will reward you heavily."

Li Ling glanced at it and couldn't see clearly what was on the paper. His heart moved, and he remembered Chu Nan's song Shiba Mo that he often sang when he was a child. He pretended not to care and said: "Guan Jia is singing a masterpiece by a great poet in ancient times. If this red card sings some random country slang, there is no need to compete."

Chu Nan said disdainfully: "The works I arranged for her to sing are also works by great poets." He thought to himself: "How can a masterpiece like Shibamo come out so easily?"

The so-called red card took a few breaths, showed a look on his face that he thought was charming but was actually very slutty, and imitated Guan He's electronic singing and sang:

Slim waist,

Unfortunately, it hurts the spring.

New evening makeup under the shadow of sparse plum blossoms.

How does it look like curling up?

, a ray of light cloud.

The song skillfully moves the lips,

Every word is charming and angry.

The peach blossom is as deep as the Tianjin.

Looking longingly at the clear night moon in Yaotai,

Also sent the return wheel.

After singing, the whole place was silent. It was not because of how good the music was. The key was that the words were very beautiful, but they were very suitable for the occasion. At first glance, they were written about prostitutes, especially the sentence "The deep path of peach blossom leads to the water", which is extremely obscene. It's not just "beautiful", it made many Confucian scholars present blow their beards and stare, scolding the red card for being shameless. Li Ling opened his mouth but didn't know what to say, Li Zhi and Chu Kuang were still stunned, and Chang Hui's red card sang Wan Ye turned half red with embarrassment, approached Chu Nan, begged for some silver, and ran away quietly, leaving behind a group of extremely shy geishas on the stage.

Elegance and vulgarity have reached a certain level. Although 99% of the people present agree with Guan He's victory, it is difficult to say it out loud. Li Ling did not expect this to happen, and was obviously attracted by the red card's powerful dancing and even more powerful The song was so shocking that I couldn't recover for a long time. I thought to myself, I never expected that someone would be so shameless.