Rebirth of the perfect brother-in-law

Perhaps few people can see the sadness of bayberry, which compares favorably to plum blossoms, but the experience of Guan He, who smiles with tears in his eyes, cannot help but make people sigh.

Guan He is like a lotus that emerges from the mud but remains unstained. It's just that you don't know when this beautiful flower will be arbitrarily picked away without leaving a trace.

Chu Nan smiled and said: "You can emerge from the mud without being stained, and you can wash away the pure ripples without being evil. These words are indeed suitable for Miss Guan. However, these words are not mine. I will give you the full text another day when I have time."

Guan He seemed to have completed a transformation. He looked at Chu Nan and asked, "Why don't you tell Mr. Chu that he is not a stingy person?"

Chu Nan avoided Guan He's gaze, squatted down by the pond, plucked off a lotus with great effort, held down Linglong who was full of fear, inserted it into Linglong's temples, and said with a smile: "I'm not familiar with you, so...

This is already very kind to you."

Miyagi looked at Chu Nan and Guan He in surprise, somewhat confused about the relationship between the two.

Guan He stretched lazily, took Yang Mei's arm, turned around and winked at Chu Nan and said, "You can't tell, maybe we'll get to know each other in the future."

Linglong blushed and picked the flower, held it in her hand, and shouted anxiously: "Miss, wait for me."

Chu Nan had no intention of following and shouted to Yang Mei, "You go and worship Buddha and chant sutras. I'll be waiting here."

Miyagi looked at Guan He's back, sighed secretly, and asked curiously: "Brother Chu, why don't you go together?"

Chu Nan also smiled and said: "What about Brother Gong, why did you stay?"

Miyagi sighed and said: "I thought I could win the favor of girl Guan with my own ability, but I didn't expect that I don't understand her at all. It doesn't make much sense whether I should follow or not, so I'd better stay here and enjoy the scenery.

It’s true that I’m here, maybe Brother Chu will remember a few more words that will make people’s eyes shine.”

Chu Nan patted Miyagi on the shoulder and laughed and said: "The article is made by nature, and it comes by chance. This kind of thing cannot be forced."

Miyagi looked at Chu Nan in surprise and said with a smile: "What a great article. It was written by nature, but it was accidentally picked up by a good hand. Isn't this a good sentence?"

Chu Nan choked, walked forward, and said to Miyagi: "Come, come, come, enjoy the flowers, the water, the girls, tsk, tsk, that's another good sentence."

Miyagi:……………………

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Chu Nan and Miyagi talked while walking, and found that apart from the very common scholarly arrogance, there was nothing else annoying about this talented man, and it was not difficult to communicate with him.

Miyagi pointed to a small bridge not far away and said: "That bridge is called Fish Pecking the Beautiful Figure. According to legend, the famous prostitute Xiang Xuehai supported the bridge and looked down. The reflection of the beauty attracted the fish in the pond to peck at it, and the Xiangxuehai spread out.

As soon as Yan smiled, those fishes would sink into the water one after another, which is quite legendary."

Chu Nan didn't take it seriously and said with a smile: "It's just an exaggerated story. It's okay to listen to it, but it can't be taken seriously."

Miyagi also smiled and said: "Brother Chu doesn't go out often, so I'm afraid he doesn't know. The ladies from various families inside and outside the capital should pay close attention to this bridge. As long as you think you are beautiful, you can go on the bridge and go to the bridge.

Look in the water and see whoever has the most fish near his reflection is a natural beauty."

Chu Nan said in surprise: "It's a story that a fish pecked a beautiful figure. Could it really happen? How smart is this fish to be able to tell the difference between the beautiful and the ugly? Could it be that they were enlightened by the Buddha and the Arhats? They are all unformed fish.

Isn’t it perfect?”

Miyagi explained awkwardly: "No, it's just that the ladies who come here often throw fish food from the bridge. Over time, fish will gather. And people who go to the bridge often carry fish food in their hands, so they will throw some fish food in their hands.

It will naturally attract fish."

Chu Nan smiled and said: "Interesting, it turns out that fish doesn't recognize beauties, but fish eats beauties. Haha, let's go and have a look."

The bridge is not very big, it is arched, and is more than one foot wide. There are some pretty women standing by the bridge, looking anxiously at the water. From time to time, some people are shouting, some are depressed, and some are smiling, but once

Exceptions are all pretty and cute.

Chu Nan followed Miyagi's example, appreciating all kinds of beauties openly and secretly exchanging opinions with Miyagi, which made him feel very happy.

Suddenly, I heard someone on the side of the bridge exclaim: "Look, look, there are really fish pecking at the shadow."

There was a commotion among the people around them, and they all looked towards where the sound came from. They saw an elegant girl who was half shy and half proud standing by the bridge, biting her lips and looking under the bridge.

Chu Nan relied on his flexibility to push his way to the front of the crowd. Regardless of whether he squeezed in or not, he looked under the bridge.

A group of brightly colored fish gathered together under the bridge, flipping up and down, as if they were playing. Judging from the position, it was indeed the place where the girl's reflection was. Chu Nan looked at it and found no floating fish food, and couldn't help but be secretly surprised.

, is this really a fish that recognizes beauty?

Apparently some people in the crowd saw this, and couldn't help but start talking about it. Naturally, they praised the girl for her outstanding appearance. Although the girl looked very calm, she blushed when she heard the compliments.

At this time, I heard someone shout again: "Ah, Buddha, look, look, the fish has really sunk."

Although many people present knew that the fish pecked the beautiful figure was just a chew, and it was fine when they saw it before, but when they heard that the fish really sank into the water, they couldn't help but rush up to see something fresh.

Is it possible that this girl really has the ability to make a fish fall and a bird fall?

There were already a lot of people on the bridge, and these two shouts attracted a large number of onlookers who wanted to see something new. This was very painful for people like Chu Nan who were close to the railings. They were squeezed to death, and they had to

Bear the reputation of being a cannibal.

Chu Nan was squeezed by the crowd, and his waist rubbed hard against the rough stone railing. Chu Nan grimaced in pain, but he couldn't squeeze out.

At this time, an exclamation of surprise was heard. It turned out that the girl standing in the innermost place was squeezed out by the crowd and fell into the water with a thud.

The crowd immediately began to panic, and the girls screamed. The scholars and talented people just shouted for help, but no one thought about going to save them.

Miyagi was also a little flustered. He pulled Chu Nan's sleeve and said, "Brother Chu, I heard that this woman has a high status. Let's take a look first to avoid getting into trouble."

Chu Nan looked at Miyagi, looking at the busy crowd around him, and then jumped into the water.

The water in the lotus pond is living water. A small river connects the inside and outside, and the small bridge is located at the entrance of the water. The girl who fell into the water slowly drifted farther and farther along the current. It seemed that she could not hold on for much longer.

Chu Nan's water quality was not very good. He fell into the water and got used to it for a while before swimming toward the girl. Saving people who fell into the water also requires skills. If the water quality was not good and he went down hastily, he might not be able to help others, and he would also endanger people.

Get in there yourself.

Chu Nan went around behind the girl, trying to find a chance to knock her out, but he was very weak and failed several times, causing the girl to panic even more.

Chu Nan was heartbroken and grabbed the girl's collar, trying to force her to the shallow water on the shore. At this time, it was really not suitable to keep a low profile.

Everything was going smoothly. When Chu Nan tried to exert force, the panicked girl kicked Chu Nan in the abdomen. Chu Nan was so depressed that he almost vomited blood. The panicked girl grabbed him and the two of them struggled together.

Chu Nan was a little annoyed, and he didn't care about the beauty. He opened the girl's hands with force and slapped the girl's butt hard. He looked at the island in the middle of the lake that was used as a decoration not far away, and slowly calmed down while holding it.

The girl swam toward the center of the lake. If the people on the shore were not all idiots, they would naturally know how to save these two people.

Chu Nan sent the girl to the pavilion on the island. The girl retched for a long time before slowly coming back to her senses. She put her head together, looked at Chu Nan timidly, bit her lip and said:

"How dare you hit me?"

After hearing this, Chu Nan became angry again. Looking at the weak and innocent look in the girl's eyes, Chu Nan was frightened by the danger of gathering his energy and having it suddenly destroyed by this idiot. He picked up the girl and whipped her hard again.

After a few slaps, he said bitterly: "Hit you?? If I don't slap you, you won't have a long memory!!"