Rebirth of the Routine King

098 The more you drink, the more you drink with the barbecue.

Originally, Wen Xiaoshan wanted to find a high-end hotel, but was rejected by Wang Weihang, Wang Yan and others.

The reason given by Wang Weihang is: this abnormal consumption trend cannot be tolerated.

Wang Yan's reason is very straightforward: I just want to sit in front of a street stall and eat a bowl of dumplings.

Pan Yafei and Dou Liang, who have not yet treated guests, also agreed that civilian consumption is the best.

As for Lin Xiyan, he said that he had never sat outside to eat before. It felt quite new and he wanted to try it.

It’s hard to go against public opinion.

Wen Xiaoshan had no choice but to follow the others to a barbecue stall whose owner was a beautiful woman.

Wang Yan and Wang Weihang ran up to order with a smile on their face, and ordered two kilograms of mutton skewers, two mutton eggs, and some vegetables.

Wang Yan ran to the proprietress and told her with a smile the key points of barbecue: don't roast the mutton too old, cut an egg into four pieces...and so on...

The beautiful landlady was busy grilling skewers and had no time to talk to Wang Yan. She just chimed in with him.

Wang Yan didn't feel embarrassed and looked intently at the boss lady's skillful skewering moves and her hot and sexy figure.

The boss lady introduced that they have large barrels of draft beer here, which is both affordable and refreshing.

In order to show his arrogance, Wang Yan decided to get five barrels of draft beer first!

When it was brought up, even Wang Yan was dumbfounded. A barrel of draft beer weighed fifteen kilograms!

At that moment, Sansan said: "Let's drink first. The lady boss is very nice. She said that if you don't finish the drink, you can return it."

Wang Weihang was as heroic as ever. When he saw him, he waved his hand and said sonorously: "When we drink in our Lu Province, there is no such thing as quitting the drink! BBQ and wine, the more you drink, the more you drink! We try to finish these barrels...

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Although the environment of the street stalls is not as elegant and quiet as the private rooms, it is better than the down-to-earth atmosphere.

Holding a bunch of mutton in hand, sipping it while drinking a glass of beer, listening to the noise in your ears, and then turning to look at the long-legged beauties passing by, it is a different kind of scenery.

Even the reserved Lin Xiyan quickly integrated into the lively atmosphere, holding a cup and constantly drinking with Wang Yan and others.

The alcohol content of this kind of draft beer is not very high. Anyway, Wang Yan drinks it just like water. He pours cup after cup of it into his mouth tirelessly.

Soon, the dishes were not even served, and two barrels of draft beer had been drained.

Perhaps because today's negotiations with Fang Yanshan have made great progress, Wang Yan is in a good mood and insists on pulling Wang Weihang to punch.

Wang Weihang was secretly happy. He had a good drinking capacity. He had been hanging out in bars in high school. He had at least three years of experience in boxing. His reaction agility was far above that of his peers. Wang Yan's provocation was just right for him.

mind.

Seeing him put a barrel of draft beer on the table, he said energetically: "Wang Yan, do you dare to punch me with a barrel of beer?"

Of course, if he had known that Wang Yan had about twenty years of boxing experience, he would not have made such a self-inflicted move.

Wang Yan laughed: "Boss, it seems you have forgotten the humiliation of being carried back a few days ago, okay! I agree!"

Wang Weihang suddenly became alert and laughed: "I'm joking for you."

What! How about this, let’s mark eight wines first, and then I’ll clear the level.”

He had the foresight to test Wang Yan's boxing skills first.

If someone's skills are higher than yours, then just pretend you didn't say anything.

If the technology is lower than mine, hehe...

Wang Yan gave Wang Weihang a thumbs up for Wang Weihang's sudden change.

In Wang Weihang's opinion, Wang Yan probably gave him a thumbs up because he admired his courage to clear the level.

What Wang Yan really thinks is: You are so damn smart!

When he punched Wang Yan for the first time, Wang Weihang knew how wise his sudden change of heart was!

Wang Yan's punches are not only upright, but also weird and changeable. You can't guess how many punches he will throw next. Moreover, he is also very particular about calling punches. If he calls "six", he will shout "six" several times in a row until he catches you.

Until you lose.

Wang Weihang was convinced. He drank six of the eight glasses of wine! This was not counting the fact that he was cheating on one of them.

"Damn it! Wang Yan, who did you learn this punch from? And how old are you? I see your skills, even if my second uncle comes here, I'm afraid he won't be able to please you!"

Wang Yan laughed: "Then let your second uncle's daughter come, and I will definitely let her win!"

Wang Weihang pouted at him: "My second uncle's youngest daughter is already thirty, do you still want her to come?"

Wang Yan's eyes flashed: "Thirty is just right! I just like older women! Regardless of age..."

Wang Weihang couldn't stand it anymore, so he grabbed the chopsticks and threw them at Wang Yan.

Wang Yan dodged and said with a smile: "Boss, you clear the level first, then Xiaoshan, and then me."

Wang Weihang waved his hand: "It's all trivial! Let's talk about the rules for clearing the level first! I'll drink four glasses of wine, and then each of us will drink two glasses..."

Wang Yan smiled and said: "Boss, are you drinking too much? You are talking about the steps of toasting. To pass the level, you drink as much as the other party drinks..."

Wang Weihang slapped his forehead: "Wang Yan, why the hell do I feel like my intelligence has dropped so much when I'm with you?"

Unexpectedly, as soon as these words came out, they were echoed by the remaining people: "I feel the same way..."

Wang Yan smiled and said nonsense: "When I was a child, I learned a technique that can absorb the intelligence of people around me. The name of this technique is [Pig Brain Absorption Technique]."

Wang Weihang was the first to react and cursed: "Damn! He turned around and called us pigs again. Come on! Come on, everyone, take off all Wang Yan's clothes and leave a trousers on..."

After saying that, he took the lead and grabbed Wang Yan's arm.

Several other people usually complained a lot about Wang Yan, but when Wang Weihang coaxed them together, they all stood up...

Seeing that these guys didn't look like they were joking, Wang Yan quickly took off his shirt and ran away, running for a long distance before stopping.

Then Wang Weihang and the others refused to go back no matter how much they yelled. Just like that, Wang Yan walked into a noodle restaurant shirtless.

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After a while, when Wen Xiaoshan came to find Wang Yan, the latter was enjoying braised noodles!

After seeing Wen Xiaoshan, Wang Yan hurriedly fought

He said hello: "Hurry up and sit down on the hill. You can only drink until you are full after eating barbecue. Come and fill your stomach with a bowl of noodles, otherwise you will be hungry in the middle of the night... Boss! Another bowl of braised noodles!"

Wen Xiaoshan hesitated and said: "Wang Yan, the money for the barbecue over there hasn't been paid yet!"

Wang Yan waved his hand: "Aren't Dou Liang and Pan Yafei there? Let them invite me first this time, and you can invite me next time."

The honest and honest Wen Xiaoshan thought the same, nodded and sat down.

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After a while, Pan Yafei actually came over too.

After Wang Yan's deception, he also ordered a bowl of braised noodles and sat down.

Wang Weihang saw that something was wrong! It had been more than ten minutes, why didn't anyone come back?

Were they knocked down one by one by Wang Yan?

At the moment, they didn't dare to go one by one, but since Wen Xiaoshan never came back, they couldn't all leave.

As a last resort, after Dou Liang settled the money for the barbecue, the three of them went together to find out.

When the three of them came to the noodle shop and saw several people eating the delicious noodles, they felt angry and envious at the same time.

But to be honest, after peeing and peeing twice, they all felt a little hungry!

Wang Weihang cursed: "From now on, no one is allowed to eat barbecue when treating anyone! Damn it! Even if you spend money, you still won't be full!"

Wang Yan ignored him and shouted to the kitchen: "Boss, three more bowls of braised noodles!"

Dou Liang walked up to Wang Yan and said, "Wang Yan, your clothes."

Wang Yan casually put it on his shoulder, looked at Wang Weihang and said with a strange look: "Boss, this is not the use of power in your hands? You can't drink it without using it, and you can't do it without fucking taking off your clothes!"

Wang Weihang showed no shame at all and said firmly: "Who the hell can't drink you anymore! Today we will draw a line to see who is the best drinker in our dormitory?"

Wang Yan was immediately amused: "Hey! You slapped me in the face to make me look fat! Okay! I'll put you down completely today! Xiaoshan, go get the wine!"

Wen Xiaoshan likes to see this kind of scene the most. He carries two boxes of beer at once without being greeted by others.

Wang Weihang remained stubborn: "Are two boxes enough?"

Wang Yan was startled and thought to himself, when did Wang Weihang become so arrogant? Did he reserve the amount before?

impossible!

Wang Yan immediately gave up the idea.

I drank so much last time that I couldn't possibly still have enough.

Wen Xiaoshan had a sharp eyelid. After hearing that Wang Weihang said it was not enough, he moved two more boxes without saying a word.

Wang Weihang's expression remained unchanged and he said: "That's pretty much it. Let me finish the noodles first..."

Wang Yan held a toothpick and watched Wang Weihang eating noodles while picking his teeth.

Within a few minutes, Wang Weihang finished eating.

Wang Yan smiled and said: "Boss, can we start?"

Wang Weihang burped and waved his hands: "I'll go out and pee first..."