Rebirth of the Routine King

Wu Renqiang's home is in a high-end community in the city.

When he arrived at the gate of the community, Wang Yan got out of the car and declined Wu Renqiang's invitation to sit at his house.

After saying goodbye, Wang Yan hired a rental car and went directly back to the School of Economics and Trade.

Wu Renqiang shook his head and drove into the community, with an expression on his face that seemed to be smiling, and murmured to himself: "How come the store opened by my old friend became your second aunt's?"

Now that the house of the milk tea shop was settled, Wang Yan was very relaxed. After drinking more than a kilogram of wine, he soon fell asleep in the taxi.

Finally, the taxi driver woke him up...

After getting out of the taxi, the cool breeze blew. Wang Yan felt more energetic, but his head was still groggy, so he staggered all the way back to dormitory 406.

As soon as he opened the door to the dormitory, Wang Yan noticed the weird looks everyone looked at him.

Then he joked: "What's wrong? Did someone do something sorry for me?"

Wen Xiaoshan looked at Wang Yan and hesitated to speak. Finally, he glanced at Dou Liang hatefully and said, "Dou Liang, you can speak for yourself!"

Wang Yan was stunned for a moment. This was just a casual joke on his part, but he didn't expect that someone would actually do something sorry for him.

He immediately cursed: "Dou Liang, why the hell are you sorry for me? Did you secretly sniff my pants again?"

Dou Liang originally looked a little guilty, but after hearing Wang Yan's teasing, his face suddenly dropped: "Wang Yan, can you stop being so disgusting? Who the hell would be so perverted as to smell your pants?"

Wang Yan said calmly: "The last one was Pan Yafei."

Pan Yafei: "Fuck..."

Wang Weihang was already fast asleep at this time, and even though everyone was so noisy, his rhythmic snoring was not interrupted.

Wang Yan sat down next to Wang Weihang's bed and said impatiently: "Okay, okay, don't joke, Dou Liang, why are you so sorry to me?"

Seeing Dou Liang hesitating, Wen Xiaoshan said directly: "He went through your bag while you were away."

Wang Yan didn't react for a moment and said with a smile: "There is nothing in my bag..."

In the next second, his expression suddenly changed: "What! Did you go through my bag? I still have one hundred thousand fucking dollars left? Dou Liang, you didn't steal it, did you?"

Dou Liang was stunned: "Not that many, only about 40,000..."

After withdrawing 60,000 yuan last time, he sent 10,000 yuan home, and then he took another 10,000 yuan with him, and there was indeed 40,000 yuan left in his bag.

Wang Yan deliberately teased him and said with a stern face: "What's only 40,000? It's obviously 100,000, I remember it clearly! I'm telling you, Dou Liang, if it's even one fucking cent less, I'll call the police! Lock you up first

Let’s talk about it in half a month, so that you will always remember the consequences of stealing!”

Dou Liang was about to cry: "There are really only 40,000! The three of them can testify!"

Wen Xiaoshan snorted: "I didn't see anything, but Wang Yan said one hundred thousand is one hundred thousand. Where did you put the rest of the money? Hand it over quickly, or else the police will be called!"

Lin Xiyan smiled and said: "Okay Wang Yan, you have been threatened by Dou Liang. It really only has 40,000. We can all testify."

Dou Liang immediately cast a grateful look at Lin Xiyan saying, "You're so kind."

If Pan Yafei and Lin Xiyan were as shameless as Wen Xiaoshan, then he wouldn't be able to clean himself up even if he jumped into the Yellow River!

Wang Yan stopped teasing him and said with a stern face: "Why are you going through my bag when you have nothing to do? Is it hindering your walking or is it affecting your fifth daughter?"

Pan Yafei explained: "Wang Yan, don't be like this. In fact, we don't have any ill intentions. Do Liang goes through your bag while Xi Yan and I are watching?"

Wang Yan still had a stern face: "Is it also hindering you and the fifth girls?"

Dou Liang lost his former arrogance and whispered: "We are just curious about your recent changes..."

Wang Yan frowned slightly and motioned for him to continue.

Dou Liang continued: "You have suddenly become very rich these days. We are worried that you have done some illegal business... so we want to find some evidence from your bag."

Wang Yan still had a bad expression and said coldly: "If you find it, are you going to call the police and arrest me?"

Dou Liang hurriedly swore: "Whoever has this idea will be thundered down! What we want is that if you really do something illegal, we will try our best to dissuade you."

After hearing this, Wang Yan's expression softened slightly and he said calmly: "Then what did you find?"

Dou Liang's voice became softer again: "It's nothing, just tens of thousands of dollars and a few contract certificates..."

Wang Yan secretly sighed, he was still careless!

Those contracts were contract certificates sent back by Jay Chou's record company. There were three copies in total, one each for him and Fang Yanshan, and the record company had another copy.

I didn't expect that my biggest secret would be accidentally discovered by Dou Liang, a cool guy.

Seeing that Wang Yan remained silent, Dou Liang had the courage to ask: "Wang Yan, what's going on with that contract? Why is it a record company in Taiwan? Why does my idol Jay Chou's name still appear?"

This is what Pan Yafei and Lin Xiyan wanted to ask. They looked at Wang Yan together.

At this moment, Wang Yan thought a lot. The people in the dormitory must have been suspicious of the fact that he suddenly had money.

Even if Dou Liang doesn't dig through his bag today, it's inevitable that he won't do it tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow...

If people around you are suspicious of you, blindly hiding secrets is not the best solution, honesty is.

Therefore, taking this opportunity, Wang Yan was prepared to tell the truth.

Well...it can't be considered truthful, it's half true and half false!

But Wang Yan raised his head, looking relieved, and said slowly: "Actually, I have been hesitating whether to tell you or not. After all, there are too many things involved in this matter, and I am afraid that speaking out will have repercussions."

Dou Liang hurriedly promised: "Wang Yan, even if you don't believe anyone in this world, please believe in me! I am the most committed person!"

Wang Yan looked at Dou Liang with a playful look on his face, and said in a strange tone: "How dare a thief have the nerve to be honest?"

Dou Liang's face turned red and he hurriedly explained: "How can I be a thief? I am a kind-hearted person who always advises you to do good!"

"Oh~~~~" Wang Yan pulled

A long sound, "So this is what kind-hearted people are like~~~~"

Dou Liang tried his best to ignore this problem and asked: "Wang Yan, please go on, where did you get so much money?"

Wang Yan first asked calmly: "Have you all read the contract?"

Dou Liang said unnaturally: "We just took a quick glance."

Humph, no one would believe what you say!

Wang Yan continued: "Actually, I have another identity that I haven't told you, and that is that I often published some poems in newspapers when I was in high school."

"You? Can write poetry? And publish it in the newspaper?"

Looking at the four surprised faces, Wang Yan said proudly: "What's wrong? Don't you smell the poet in me?"

Lin Xiyan joked: "I often smell the smell of feet coming from the upper bunk..."

Pan Yafei also laughed and said: "I often hear the smell of bragging coming from the dormitory..."

Dou Liang also echoed: "I often see someone's stingy smell in the cafeteria..."

Wang Yan said angrily: "Xiaoshan, tell me what I smell like? All three of them have suffered damage, and you are not the least of them."

Wen Xiaoshan hesitated for a long time before uttering: "I only see your chivalry."

Wang Yan smiled, gave him a thumbs up, and said, "Okay, I'll just tell you this, I'll let you buy tomorrow's breakfast."

Wen Xiaoshan smiled naively, as if he had received some glorious mission.

Wang Yan continued: "No matter how you belittle me, you still can't deny that I am a poet who often reports to the press."

Pan Yafei smiled and said: "Okay, let's believe you for now. Let's talk about it next. What happened next?"

"Later, my talent was appreciated by Fang Yanshan! Do you know Fang Yanshan? Jay Chou's royal lyricist, a very awesome person!"

Dou Liang frowned: "I know Fang Yanshan. He wrote many of the lyrics for Jay Chou's last two albums. Although the writing is good, it's not awesome, right? Except Li Zongsheng and Lin Xi, who would dare to write lyrics?

The word "ox" is used for altar?"

Only then did Wang Yan realize that the time he substituted was wrong. Now Fang Yanshan can only be said to be slightly famous, but he can't really be said to be outstanding.

At that moment, he said vaguely: "What do you know about birds? If I give you a pen, can you write such excellent words? How dare you laugh at Fang Yanshan."

Dou Liang quickly surrendered: "Okay, I was wrong, please continue..."

"Then Fang Yanshan contacted me through the newspaper and said that he admired my talent and asked me if I was interested in writing songs..."

Although Wang Yan spoke in an orderly manner, Dou Liang and the others always felt that something was wrong.

Can he write poetry just because he's so careless?

Did you fucking report it to the police?

In the end, I was lucky enough to be appreciated by Fang Yanshan?

At this moment, there are all question marks in their minds, not even a period or an exclamation mark.

Wang Yan ignored their surprise and continued: "I heard that there was a channel with better remuneration, so I agreed immediately. I don't care who Fang Yanshan is or whether he is a liar..."

"Then he gave me an email and told me that if I had any words that felt good, I could send them to the email."

"I just had the attitude of giving it a try, but I didn't expect that my talent would be so shocking! Basically, all the words I sent out were recognized by Fang Yanshan."

This is obviously an inspirational story about a poor boy who finally became a master through his unremitting efforts, but why did Dou Liang and the others think that this story was too hasty after the protagonist became Wang Yan?

Dou Liang still couldn't believe it, frowned and asked: "That's it?"

Wang Yan nodded and affirmed: "Basically, this is the calm first half of my life..."

Dou Liang: "I don't believe it!"

Pan Yafei: "Plus one."

Lin Xiyan: "Same as above."

Wang Yan shrugged: "If you don't believe it, I can't help it. It's just the truth."

Dou Liang questioned again: "What about the lyrics of the songs you wrote? Did they appear in Jay Chou or a certain singer's album?"

Wang Yan gave him an idiot look: "Aren't you talking nonsense! If I hadn't been favored by Jay Chou, how could I have received such a high reward?"

"Then...which song did you write?"

Wang Yan took the cigarette from Lin Xiyan, puffed out the smoke leisurely, and said proudly: "You will be able to see it soon. Jay Chou will release a new album by the end of the year at the latest, and Six Musketeers is my pen name."

Dou Liang still frowned slightly: "Are you sure Jay Chou will release an album by the end of the year?"

"certainly!"

Seeing that several people were looking thoughtful, Wang Yan continued: "Whether you believe it or not, you must not publicize this matter! If other people know that I have unparalleled talent in writing lyrics, the media reporters will definitely

There are so many people here, how can I study with peace of mind? I still want to go to graduate school and get a PhD! You must not harm me!"

Listening to Wang Yan's powerful words, Dou Liang and others were speechless and asked the sky.

You haven't studied even a day in these ten days, and you still have to take the Ph.D. exam! Thank God if you can get a diploma!

Seeing that he was almost deceived, Wang Yan added: "Whether my words are true or false, you will know when Jay Chou's album is released. By then, the legendary lyricist Six Musketeers will be worshiped by the world, so you should thank God that you can

Sharing a dormitory with a legend like me."

In fact, everyone has already believed Wang Yan 80%, because his logic is on point.

The first is the issue of contract....

Wang Yan, a poor kid in a remote town, had only one way to get in touch with a Taiwanese record company across the ocean, and that was by submitting articles online.

This can also explain the secret of his suddenly becoming rich, his submission was accepted, and he was paid a high remuneration.

Since everyone has only known Wang Yan for two months, as for the poems he published in newspapers when he was in high school, even if everyone does not believe it, there is no evidence to prove that it is false.

The doubts that had been weighing on Dou Liang's heart these days were finally solved. Along with the sudden enlightenment, his heart was filled with the sour taste of lemon...

It doesn't matter if you say that you are very lucky, your career is still going smoothly.

How can we, ordinary people from ordinary backgrounds, pretend to be cool?

"Wang Yan, do you think writing songs is really so profitable? Ten thousand per song!"

Before Dou Liang could finish speaking, Wang Yan stopped in time: "Don't make this idea, it's precisely because my demands are too high. The record company has already severed ties with me. They said they would never hire me to sing a song again."

."

ah!

Hearing this unfortunate news, Dou Liang looked a little surprised and...happy.

"So, then there will be no way for you to make money in the future?"

Wang Yan also looked distressed: "Yes, now I have invested all my wealth in the milk tea shop. If I lose the money, I will become a pauper again."

Pan Yafei sincerely consoled him: "Wang Yan, you have a bad attitude! You haven't even started yet, so why are you saying such unlucky words?"

Dou Liang retorted: "What do you know? Wang Yan is called preparing for a rainy day! Besides, there are many things where people die before they are born. He has already made the worst plan in his heart, so when things come, it won't be too much.

sad."

Um???

Dou Liang saw a few unkind looks and quickly changed his words with a smile: "Don't think too much! I don't expect Wang Yan to go bankrupt. I don't know how happy I am to have an awesome roommate! Right, Wang

rock?"

Wang Yan looked at Dou Liang and smiled meaningfully: "I'm also very happy to have a group of good roommates like you..."

Dou Liang obviously felt the implication of Wang Yan's words, and smiled awkwardly: "See, Wang Yan himself said that he is very happy to have us."

Wen Xiaoshan has a very direct way of expressing things or people he hates, that is, speaking outright.

"Hmph! Anyway, I'm not very happy to have a roommate like you."

Dou Liang was not so good-tempered when talking to Wen Xiaoshan, and immediately replied: "Both each other! I'm not even happy to see you!"

Wen Xiaoshan's language skills are already weak. If he can't defeat the opponent, he has another way to compete, and that is to win or lose through hands and feet.

Seeing Wen Xiaoshan walking toward Dou Liang with an evil look in his eyes, Wang Yan stood up quickly and said with a smile: "I didn't want to hide it from everyone, but I was just waiting for a chance to confess! Let's do this, this Sunday, I'll invite everyone to sing.

, find two more girls to sing with you..."

At this moment, Wang Weihang, who was still sleeping soundly, seemed to have a telepathy. He suddenly sat up, his eyes widened, and he murmured: "What girl..."

Wang Yan was the closest, and Wang Weihang's move startled him. Fortunately, after Wang Weihang finished speaking, he lay down and fell asleep again.

He couldn't help but curse: "Damn it! How come the boss still has the problem of talking nonsense!"

Lin Xiyan said angrily: "You're talking about someone else! You always talk in your sleep in the middle of the night."

Wang Yan was really shocked this time. After he called out Qi Xiuquan's name in the Internet cafe before school started last time, he spent a lot of time to fool Yang Hua and the other two.

If we make the same mistake again...

Wang Yan simply couldn't imagine the consequences and hurriedly asked: "Xiyan, please don't ruin my image! I always sleep in the same position until dawn, and I never talk in my sleep!"

Lin Xiyan curled his lips: "Do you think I'm deaf?"

Wang Yan asked, "Then tell everyone what I was talking about in my sleep?"

"You spoke in a very low voice, and it was also slurred. Anyway, you talked in your sleep, believe it or not!"

Dou Liang encouraged him from the side: "Xi Yan, next time Wang Yan talks in his sleep, you can lean on his mouth and see what he said... This guy is so mysterious, he must be hiding a lot.

secret!"

Lin Xiyan said displeased: "You have to listen to me! I won't just crawl into someone else's bed!"

Dou Liang choked, and then he remembered Lin Xiyan's mysophobia, and immediately said: "Okay, next time Wang Yan talks in his sleep, just call me."

Wang Yan's heart kept churning, but he said with a smile: "Dou Liang, I always find girls to kiss in my dreams. Please be careful when eavesdropping. Don't accidentally lose your virginity out of curiosity!"

Dou Liang felt nauseous, and immediately stopped talking nonsense with him, and said: "Wang Yan, don't forget your promise just now. You will treat us to dinner and singing on Sunday..."

Wang Yan was stunned for a moment: "I asked you to sing, but did I mention having a meal?"

"You are already a big boss with hundreds of thousands of dollars, so I can make you even poorer!"

Wang Yan laughed loudly: "That's good! We'll have dinner, sing, wash our feet, and whoever doesn't come will lose!"

.....

Wang Yan has his own plans in mind. This Sunday is Song Zhiwen's birthday. Wang Weihang and others will definitely be invited to attend her birthday party. I'll see how you choose then.

After a brief rinse, Wang Yan lay down straight on the upper bunk.

He stared at the roof without blinking, with countless thoughts in his heart.

What happened today made him immediately have the idea of ​​​​moving out. Although he was reluctant to let go of these lovely roommates, he also knew that something would definitely happen if he stayed here any longer!

After a while, there will be more and more secrets in my body, and keeping them in the dormitory is definitely not a wise choice.

Besides, I still have the habit of talking in my sleep. If I accidentally let it slip and call out Qi Xiuquan's name, wouldn't it be a bug in the future?

No! This possibility must be prevented!

Wang Yan began to think about the house he wanted to rent...

It's best to have three bedrooms and one living room. I like to be lively. If Wang Weihang and the others don't want to leave, there will be a place for them to stay.

Well, if one day Wang Weihang and Tian Qingqing run out of money to rent a house, we can provide them with free gun rooms.

Eh~~~

I rented a house just to isolate them, so why did I think of letting them live there?

Also, how can we let Wang Weihang and Tian Qingqing live together?

Aren't you looking for fucking dog food?

What if they find it comfortable to live there and refuse to leave?

What's the difference between that and living in a dormitory?

no!

I live alone!

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ps: To make a long story short, thank you Hua Jianghu Erdai for your support! The boss is mighty!