Rebirth of the Routine King

Back in the dormitory, Wang Yan found that Pan Yafei was the only one, and couldn't help but ask: "Why is it just you? Where are they?"

Pan Yafei said depressedly: "Boss went on a date with Dou Liang, Xiyan has a class in the evening..."

Wang Yan was startled and said hurriedly: "Boss and Dou Liang are on a date?"

Pan Yafei nodded.

Wang Yan was silent for a while, and then said: "Ya Fei, I have actually seen that there is something wrong with the two of them a long time ago, damn! Not only do they take a bath together, but they also often urinate in a pit..."

This time it was Pan Yafei's turn to be startled and shouted: "Wang Yan, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand you?"

Wang Yan sighed and said: "I don't understand, okay! I'll save you the trouble. In a word, the current love environment is very open, let us bless them both! Hey, isn't the boss pursuing Tian Qingqing? How can he do it with Dou Liang?

Together..."

Only then did Pan Yafei understand what Wang Yan meant. He was so angry that he kicked Wang Yan and cursed: "Did you fucking disgust me on purpose? I mean, the boss went on a date with Dou Liang and a girl. You're misunderstood."

Where have you gone?"

Wang Yan couldn't bear to laugh and said, "You didn't say girls either?"

"Even if I didn't say girl, you can still understand what I mean! Two big men going on a date... Bah! You can think of it!"

Wang Yan laughed and stopped teasing him immediately. He asked: "Boss, needless to say, it must be Hetian Qingqing. Who does that guy Dou Liang have eyes for? There are actually girls who can like him?"

Pan Yafei also looked a little depressed and said: "I am also from Tian Qingqing's dormitory, my name is Ma Rongrong. The last time we had a social gathering was her birthday. I could see at the dinner table that Dou Liang had some evil intentions towards her. Damn it! Not only did he look at her with leering eyes.

I loved her and sang a love song with her."

Wang Yan ignored the sourness in his words and asked, "How do you look?"

Pan Yafei became even more depressed: "She's a little prettier than Tian Qingqing!"

Wang Yan asked curiously: "Then why did she fall in love with Dou Liang? This guy has no other advantages except being short-sighted..."

"Who knows! Maybe shameless people have better luck!"

How smart Wang Yan is! As soon as he heard it, he knew that he was insinuating, and he immediately retorted: "Ya Fei! Shameless and thick-skinned are two different concepts! Don't put me and Dou Liang together, he gave me

It’s not even worthy of carrying shoes!”

Pan Yafei nodded: "This is true...it can also be seen from the suitor's taste."

After a while, Wang Yan smacked his lips and couldn't help but said: "I didn't expect that this guy Dou Liang still has a chance! He actually dared to take the initiative to pursue a girl."

Pan Yafei said disdainfully: "Aren't you showing off with the mobile phone you gave me? Yesterday I bought a bouquet of flowers for Ma Rongrong and they hooked up..."

The more he talked, the angrier he became, and said angrily: "Girls these days are just material things! They agreed to go on a date with a bouquet of flowers! What about integrity! How reserved! Don't get to know his character, and you will regret it when he gets hurt.

It’s too damn late!”

Mother!

Listen to this father-like tone, is Ma Rongrong your daughter? Are you so worried about him?

Wang Yan knew that this was all caused by Pan Yafei's full of sourness, so he stopped irritating him and said, "You have to find someone quickly, or you will be the only one in the dormitory who has no partner."

Pan Yafei snorted: "Don't worry, I won't be the last bachelor in the dormitory at any time! As long as the girl is not blind, Wen Xiaoshan and I will definitely choose me."

Wang Yan sighed and said to himself: "Who can say for sure about relationships? Maybe his girlfriend is more beautiful than you guys."

...

Wang Yan took a shower first, and then soaked a bucket of instant noodles.

The aroma aroused Pan Yafei's taste buds, and he got up from the bed and drank a bucket of it.

The two of them were eating with gusto when Lin Xiyan came back from class.

Smelling the smell of instant noodles all over the room, he frowned and said displeased: "Can we be a little more ethical? Can we go to the balcony to eat instant noodles?"

Both of them were surprised. Although Lin Xiyan was a bit of a germaphobe,

, but his temper is still very good, and he usually does not take the initiative to criticize others. What happened today? He is obviously not in a good mood.

Wang Yan said carelessly: "The smell of shit in the bathroom is worse than this! Do you have to go to the balcony to shit?"

Before Lin Xiyan could respond, Pan Yafei couldn't stand it anymore and said depressedly: "Wang Yan, can you not say such disgusting things while eating?"

Wang Yan still went his own way: "I didn't say I would shit into your bucket..."

alright!

Pan Yafei couldn't eat anymore.

"Damn it! If I eat with you next time, I will be a dog!"

With that said, he walked towards the balcony trash can with instant noodles in hand.

Wang Yan quickly stopped him and said, "Don't throw it away! If you can't eat it anymore, give it to me."

Pan Yafei was stunned for a moment and said suspiciously: "I've eaten half of it..."

"I don't dislike you, it just so happens that I haven't had enough to eat."

So Pan Yafei poured the remaining instant noodles into Wang Yan's bucket.

Seeing that Wang Yan had eaten all the noodles and soup, Pan Yafei shook his head repeatedly: "You and Xiyan are really two extremes. He is mysophobic and you are sloppy..."

Wang Yan corrected him: "I call it don't waste, okay? How come such a good virtue turns into sloppiness in your mouth."

Pan Yafei couldn't resist him and turned back to bed to read a novel.

After sending Pan Yafei away, Wang Yan turned his attention to Lin Xiyan and said, "What happened to you today? Were you scolded by the teacher or humiliated by a female classmate in class? Why were you so angry when you came back?"

Lin Xiyan hesitated to speak, and it took him a long time to say: "It's not because of you!"

"Because of me?"

Wang Yan was confused. He hadn't gone to class in the past few days, and he really couldn't think of anything to do with him.

"No, please speak clearly! How can you be unhappy because of me?"

At this moment, the dormitory door opened again, and the two idiots Wang Weihang and Dou Liang came back.

As soon as they entered the house, Wang Yan felt the breath of spring from their overflowing faces.

Oh~~~~Spring is here, everything revives...

Pan Yafei was no longer in the mood to read novels, so he pulled Wang Weihang and asked: "Boss, how is the progress? Do you want to kiss Tian Qingqing?"

Wang Weihang said with a proud smile: "That's not a small case!"

Pan Yafei, an outsider, looked even more excited than Wang Weihang, and asked hurriedly: "How does it feel?"

Wang Weihang's pride was mixed with a hint of helplessness: "It's sticky, slippery, eh! Forget it, my tongue is fucking numb from kisses! If I hadn't tried my best to restrain myself, I wouldn't have planned to come back tonight..."

Wang Yan couldn't stand hearing Wang Weihang's pretentiousness. He forgot about his conversation with Lin Xiyan for a moment and shouted: "Boss, what's the reaction of your lower body? Have you set up a small tent?"

Pan Yafei was stunned for a moment: "Small tent? What is that?"

It has to be said that Wang Yan had very good control over everything, both psychologically and physically. Although he was not present at the scene, he could accurately identify Wang Weihang's most embarrassing moments.

For girls who are in love for the first time, kissing on the first date is already the greatest letting go. If you want to go further, haha... it's difficult.

Pan Yafei, who has never touched a woman's hand, doesn't understand, but Wang Weihang understands it very well!

He couldn't answer this question and didn't want to answer it. He suddenly became angry and said bitterly: "It's up to you to control whether I can support you or not!"

"Ouch! I'm sorry, I'm telling you, boss, if you keep setting up tents over and over again without actually solving them, you will cause problems! Be careful of prostate explosion..."

Pan Yafei was confused and asked: "What county?"

Wang Weihang's heroic spirit just now was completely dispelled by Wang Yan, and he sat on the edge of the bed with a red face, looking at Wang Yan with hatred in his eyes.

Seeing that Wang Weihang couldn't stand the joke, Wang Yan ignored him and shouted to Dou Liang: "What about you, Dou Liang? How is the progress?"

Dou Liang quickly stepped forward to pay respects

He took a cigarette and said with a smile: "Ma Rongrong and I sat in the milk tea shop for a while, without even holding hands."

Wang Yan nodded and said: "You should be more reserved on your first date! You can't just grab a girl's mouth and kiss her until she's numb... Look, this is what people say.

It’s something!”

Dou Liang did not dare to answer this sentence that was obviously directed at Wang Weihang, and smoked with a stern expression.

The last trace of Wang Weihang's stability was also worn away. He stood up from the bed suddenly, rolled up his sleeves, and shouted: "Wang Yan, I will fight you in a fucking one-on-one fight today!"

"Okay! Come on!"

.....

Five seconds later, Wang Yan only used one shot to quickly resolve the battle.

Looking at Wang Weihang curled up on the bed, Wang Yan stepped forward and comforted: "Boss, I didn't mean it. You'd better have a real battle with Tian Qingqing tomorrow. Don't let me break that thing..."

"Get out!!"

Wen Xiaoshan also came back at this time, and Wang Yan pulled him to the balcony.

"Tell me carefully what's going on with this Lili?"

Wen Xiaoshan was a little nervous: "Nothing happened. We met in the game, and then we added QQ. After chatting for a while, we found out that she was studying in a college in the mall."

"Then you chased me like crazy?"

Wen Xiaoshan hurriedly explained: "My college entrance examination scores were poor and I was going to work. My father insisted on letting me study, so I came here."

Wang Yan stopped beating around the bush and said directly: "Do you like her?"

Wen Xiaoshan quickly shook his head.

However, Wang Yan kept looking directly at him. Gradually, Wen Xiaoshan stopped shaking his head and began to lower his head in silence.

After a while, he whispered softly: "I like it a little bit..."

In fact, Wang Yan had expected this answer a long time ago. He just didn't expect Wen Xiaoshan to be so timid and even put his love in the deepest part of his heart.

Now Wang Yan has three choices before him. The first is to tell him directly that this woman is Xu Gu's mistress and has had an abortion for him. You'd better stay away from her.

The second is to encourage him to pursue the girl he likes, and not to put his love in his heart because of his origin, appearance, and personality. Tell him that in the emotional world, everyone is equal.

Third...pretending not to know anything and letting Wen Xiaoshan continue on his original trajectory.

After weighing it up, Wang Yan quickly made his choice. Seeing a smile on his face, he handed Wen Xiaoshan a cigarette and said, "What's Lili's last name?"

After Wen Xiaoshan lit up the cigarette, he shook his head: "I don't know either, so I just kept calling her Lili."

Wang Yan was speechless and asked: "Is she from our college too?"

"No, she is at Shangcheng Tourism Vocational College."

Wang Yan snorted in his heart: This Xu Gu's net is quite big!

"You know....does she have a boyfriend?"

Wen Xiaoshan was silent for a moment, then nodded and said, "That should be true. I saw her arguing with people on the phone several times."

Wang Yan smiled: "What do you think about her? Have you ever thought about being her boyfriend?"

Wen Xiaoshan strongly defended: "No, no! I just treat her as a good teammate."

Wang Yan didn't expose him and said, "If you were her boyfriend, would you always be angry with her?"

Wen Xiaoshan promised: "Definitely not! She is so good, I can't even protect her, how could I possibly make her angry?"

Wang Yan was persuasive: "That's it! If you become her boyfriend, she won't often quarrel with others, and she will live a happy life!"

Wen Xiaoshan was stunned. Although what Wang Yan said was very reasonable, he always felt that there was something wrong with his logic. He shook his head and said: "I'm not worthy of her..."

Wang Yan patted him on the shoulder and said, "I feel relieved if you have such self-awareness. If you play games together again in the future, don't forget to buy him a bottle of water."

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