Rebirth of the Routine King

By the time Wang Dacai came back from the hospital, Wang Yan and his sister had already eaten.

Wang Zhouzhou was doing homework aside, while Wang Yan was sitting on a small stool, joking and bragging with Wang Dacai.

Five minutes later, Wang Yan talked more and more and laughed louder and louder.

Wang Dacai almost shut up, and his face became increasingly gloomy.

Seeing that her husband was so angry that he didn't even want to eat, Li Xinlan hurriedly chased Wang Yan upstairs.

.......

Wang Yan was lying on the bed bored. For a while he thought about how Fang Yanshan would react after seeing the words he sent him, and for a while he thought about what Qi Xiuquan was doing now...

After a while, Wang Yan came down from the second floor after hearing the sound of the battery car leaving.

Wang Zhouzhou, who was still doing his homework, didn't even raise his head when he saw his second brother walking by.

Looking at the angry little girl, Wang Yan didn't have any ways to make her happy.

Just help her solve those mathematical geometry problems.

But the biggest problem is that I don’t know how to do it!

Since there is nothing you can do, it's better not to provoke her.

...

Seeing his second brother sneaking into his parents' room again, Wang Zhouzhou's eyes suddenly widened and he quickly ran to the door, leaning down to peek at what his second brother was up to.

But the next scene scared her!

"Second brother, why are you taking daddy's money again? Still taking so much!"

Wang Zhouzhou exclaimed loudly.

Wang Yan took out four copies of Mao Zedong and stuffed them into his trouser pockets, then walked out swaggeringly, Feng Qingyun said calmly:

"What are you yelling about? Dad is already at the hospital. No matter how loud you are, he can't hear you."

Wang Zhouzhou was obviously frightened by Wang Yan's boldness, and said in a pleading tone:

"Second brother, please don't take dad's money, okay? You just need to put it back. If dad finds that a hundred yuan is missing, I will take it from myself and I will never say that you took it, second brother!"

Wang Yan was moved in his heart, but his face curled up: "How did you become so great? Didn't you want to tell dad my little secret that day? What happened at that time! Why didn't you tell me? My tongue was tied or...

Have you forgotten the words?"

Seeing that his second brother couldn't be persuaded, Wang Zhouzhou retreated and did the next best thing. He looked at Wang Yan without any stage fright, held his head high and said:

"Then tell me, what do you want to do with so much money? If you spend it randomly, I...I will tell mom that what I said is true!"

Wang Yan secretly sighed: My sister has grown up and is no longer so easy to fool. If she doesn't spit out some useful information, she might not be able to go out.

"Zhouzhou, do you still remember what I told dad last time?"

Wang Zhouzhou asked in confusion: "Which time?"

Wang Yan was very patient: "Dad asked where the money for buying meat came from?"

Wang Zhouzhou remembered: "You said you helped your classmates with tutoring, and his mother rewarded you!"

Wang Yan snapped his fingers: "Wai Rui Good! How much was the reward I said at that time?"

Wang Zhouzhou hesitated: "Five hundred..."

Wang Yan then asked: "Do you remember how much it cost to buy meat?"

Wang Zhouzhou suddenly had a bad feeling and stammered: "One...hundred...ah..."

Although the answers were flowing smoothly, for some reason, Wang Zhouzhou felt increasingly powerless.

The cunning in Wang Yan's eyes grew more and more: "How much is left?"

Seeing that Wang Zhouzhou didn't answer, Wang Yan spoke up for her, "There are four hundred left! Here! These are the four hundred in my pocket.

!”

Wang Zhouzhou finally realized that this was all a disguised scheme by the second brother to steal money.

"Second brother, you... bully me..." Wang Zhouzhou was so aggrieved that he almost cried.

When Wang Yan saw this, he stopped teasing and hurriedly stepped forward to comfort him: "Zhouzhou, don't cry! It's my fault that my second brother didn't explain clearly."

"What wasn't made clear?" Although Wang Zhouzhou was aggrieved, he was still curious about what his second brother said.

"The five hundred yuan that my classmate's mother rewarded me was because the second brother said it in a panic. In fact, the second brother didn't have five hundred yuan, right?"

This is a fact. Wang Zhouzhou nodded and said: "Yes!"

Wang Yan continued to lie methodically, no! Then explained:

"Second brother thinks so. Although dad no longer doubts the money he spent to buy meat that day, he definitely doubts the remaining four hundred yuan."

Wang Zhouzhou agrees with Wang Yan's statement, because whenever his father has doubts about people or things, unless the ironclad facts are placed in front of him, he will always keep them in mind.

The last time I begged myself to tell my second brother’s little secret was proof!

Wang Zhouzhou also followed Wang Yan's words and said: "Second brother, do you have any way to dispel my father's doubts?"

Wang Yan patted the four hundred yuan in his pocket and said, "Otherwise, what would the second brother do with this money?"

Naturally, Wang Zhouzhou's mind couldn't keep up with Wang Yan's routine, and he stopped talking in a daze.

Wang Yan didn’t hold back and said:

"Didn't dad always want to see my remaining four hundred yuan? I'm going to use the four hundred yuan to pretend to be so that dad can be sure that I'm telling the truth and let him put his heart into his stomach."

"When his doubts disappear, I will put the four hundred yuan back to its original place. This way I will not let dad lose any money, but also dispel my dad's doubts. It's the best of both worlds!"

After listening to Wang Yan's explanation, Wang Zhouzhou's eyes became brighter and brighter. He jumped up and down while holding Wang Yan's hand, and shouted happily:

"Yes! In this case, dad will definitely not be suspicious anymore! Second brother, you are great! You are simply my idol!"

Wang Yan did not take away his hand and looked at the smiling girl with satisfaction.

When Wang Zhouzhou's mood stabilized, Wang Yan took out the four hundred yuan and said with a meaningful smile:

"These few hundred dollars were put in my father's hands and could only be used to buy vegetables and meat, but in my hands, they turned into an outstanding actor. I have to say, no matter how good you are, you can only use it to buy food and meat."

Talent is the most important thing.”

Wang Zhouzhou went back to the bench to do his homework. Listening to his second brother's seemingly reasonable words, he curled his lips and said:

"Second brother, stop talking about life principles and think about what you will tell dad this afternoon!"

Wang Yan shook his head: "Not in the afternoon, not until evening..."

"Why does it have to be at night?" Wang Zhouzhou asked in confusion.

Wang Yan did not explain, but gently rubbed Wang Zhouzhou's head and said:

"Wait for my surprise for you tonight!"

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Wang Yan walked out of the door and ran to the Internet cafe.

When they arrived at the Internet cafe, Yang Hua and Yang Tong were still sitting in front of the computer, fighting hard, and each had a bucket of eaten Master Kong instant noodles in front of them.

"You two are so revolutionary! You don't even want to eat?" Wang Yan said with a smile.

"I don't even dare to eat enough. I'm just waiting for your big meal in the evening!" Yang Hua said half-jokingly.

"Don't worry, I, Wang Yan, always keep my word!"

Wang Yan showed a meaningful expression

After smiling, he sat down a few seats away from the two of them.

"Why are you sitting so far away? You're afraid we'll molest you!" Yang Tong squinted his eyes and smiled.

There's nothing I can do about it. Although he doesn't look fat, he has too much fat on his head. As long as he smiles, his eyes will go off.

Wang Yan took out a pack of cigarettes and said, "I'm afraid that the cigarette will injure you. Do you want one?"

Yang Hua was a little surprised: "Damn it! Wang Yan, when did you learn to smoke? Why didn't you notice it before?"

"Do you still know Du Meimei?" Wang Yan said in response to the question.

Yang Hua said casually: "Why don't you know me? She was the class beauty in the third grade of junior high school! What's wrong, did you see her just now?"

"No, I just remembered that when I was in the third grade of junior high school, she wrote me a drawer of love letters. Because of my study, I ignored her! What I want to say is that there are many things you don't know, and I don't need to tell them all.

you."

With that said, Wang Yan lit a cigarette and greeted the two fools with a smile.

Yang Hua and Yang Tong immediately went crazy.

Oh shit!

I used to think that he liked to brag, but now he has the potential to show off?

You still pretend to be so damn smooth!

Just when Yang Hua and Yang Tong were about to kick Wang Yan, a man with a sinister expression walked up to Wang Yan and said:

"Which village does the Du Meimei you just mentioned come from?"

Wang Yan was stunned and thought to himself, what the hell did my bragging mean to you?

Before Wang Yan could think of what to say, Yang Hua's face lit up and he immediately shouted:

"It's not from any village, it's Du Meimei from the sixth floor of the fifth building of an old residential building on the outskirts of the city. She is your sister!"

What the hell?

Du Meimei’s brother?

Wang Yan was immediately stunned. When he looked at the man in front of him again, he found that he was indeed somewhat similar to Du Meimei.

Especially those angry eyes, which were exactly the same as the look in Du Meimei's eyes when she was crying with anger when she stuffed the love letter into her schoolbag!

Damn it! You were so bragging that it hit your hand!

"Brother Du, come and have a cigarette!"

Wang Yan smiled and took out a cigarette and handed it over.

The man took the cigarette and did not do anything martial. He just warned Wang Yan:

"Be careful when bragging in the future and don't make fun of other people's reputations, especially girls."

Wang Yan didn't feel ashamed at all, he smiled and said: "Yes, Brother Du, you are right, come on, smoke another one..."

........

Fortunately, it was a false alarm, and Du Meimei's brother was quite reasonable. He just warned Wang Yan and sat back. Brackets, two cigarettes for free.

Wang Yan didn't feel any shame about such an unexpected incident. Such a trivial matter was nothing to him who had seen swords and blood in the bar!

As for saying nice things to Du Meimei's brother, she was just bragging and getting out of control. If she didn't just say nice things to her, it wouldn't be considered humble.

It can be regarded as a daring act of a man, and there is nothing shameful about it.

As for those two idiots who were already laughing so hard that they were on their feet, huh!

You can obviously help yourself get over it, but you just make fun of yourself. Just wait and see tonight!

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ps: There are still three chapters today. I hope... eh, I hope for world peace.