Rebirth of the Routine King

When Wang Yan woke up faintly, it was already dark. He looked at the time in the corner of the computer and saw, holy shit! It was already 9:10 pm.

Wang Yan glanced again at the two idiots who were fighting fiercely beside him, and rubbed his eyes helplessly.

He grabbed Master Kong on the table and finished it in one gulp. He still felt a little thirsty, so he picked it up and drank it regardless of whether Yang Hua agreed or not.

Yang Hua was speechless: "Oh my God! I drank half of it..."

"What are you afraid of? You are not sick."

Wang Yan didn't dislike it at all, so he went to get Yang Tong's water, but the guy kept it in mind, unscrewed the bottle cap, spit it out, and gave it to Wang Yan with a smile:

"Here! If you don't mind it, take it and drink it!"

"I really don't mind..." As he said that, Wang Yan moved his mouth to the mouth of the bottle.

Yang Hua really thought that Wang Yan was going to drink, so he hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him. Unexpectedly, Wang Yan made a 'poof' and spit into the bottle.

Wang Yan smiled and said to Yang Tong:

"Don't dislike it, this is an authentic alcoholic compound, it can be a great tonic for the body!"

"Holy shit! Wang Yan, you are so disgusting!" Yang Tong cursed and threw the water to the ground.

Yang Hua complained: "Wang Yan, you are serious too! If Yang Tong spits out one mouthful, he can still drink it. If you spit another fucking mouthful, who can drink it?"

Yang Hua dismissed Wang Yan and opened fire on Yang Tong:

"Yang Tong, you are not honest, Wang Yan can drink it! He doesn't mind your saliva, now it's better, let Grandpa Tutu drink it."

"Yang Hua, I find that you are nagging like a woman!" Yang Tong scowled displeased.

"You guys keep arguing first, I'm going to take a pee." With that said, Wang Yan pulled away.

After Wang Yan left, Yang Tongqi said:

"I can't stand him being like this. Why don't you buy it if you want to drink it? Why would you drink it with me?"

Yang Hua advised: "He grew up naked, what kind of virtue do you still know about him? He is more generous than anyone else when he is rich, but now he is probably really poor."

Yang Tong probably lost his anger and shook his head: "Forget it, I won't give him any fuss. I'll go buy a few bottles of water, finish this and go eat some noodles."

Just when he was about to get up, he found Wang Yan walking over with three bottles of water in his hand.

"Here, drink water! I have the last six yuan to stop surfing the Internet from now on."

With that said, Wang Yan threw two bottles of water over.

Yang Hua: "Wang Yan, didn't you go to pee? Why did you run to buy water?"

Wang Yan: "Yes! I just peed three bottles..."

Yang Hua: "Oh my God! I'm so grateful in my heart! Your damn words took away the atmosphere."

Wang Yan: "I'm sorry, it's me who makes you grateful..."

.......

Yang Tong unscrewed the bottle, took a sip, slapped the table, and hummed: "Let's go! No more fighting, let's go eat some noodles!"

Yang Hua was stunned, what's going on? This guy's game hasn't been offline yet?

"After you finish this fight, I just have a cigarette..." Wang Yan said and took out a cigarette.

Unexpectedly, Yang Tong was guilty of the crime, so he refused to fight and took the two of them out of the Internet cafe.

There is an old Zhengzhou braised noodle restaurant not far from the Internet cafe. The three of them sat down and each ordered a large bowl of noodles and chatted while eating.

Yang Hua seemed to have thought of something and couldn't help asking:

"Wang Yan, did you dream about something bad in your dream just now?"

Wang Yan was stunned, what could he say?

I was dreaming, but it was a good dream! If I hadn’t been woken up by peeing, I would have had a fucking wedding with Qi Xiuquan!

Weiyan thought for a moment and said: "It's really not a very good dream. I dreamed that the three of us would go

While playing in the mountains, you two were attracted by a bitch bear. You two must leave some human specialties! Damn it! Yang Hua, your pants were pulled down. If I hadn't woken up quickly, you would have lost your virginity.

!”

"You damn Wang Yan! Can you stop entertaining me?" Yang Hua scolded angrily.

Wang Yan quickly admitted his mistake: "I'm sorry! I made a mistake. It was Yang Tong's pants that were about to be pulled down..."

"Hahaha....."

Before Yang Tong could get angry, Yang Hua burst out laughing, "It must be Yang Tong! He is as strong as a bear! He can even attract the attention of a female bear..."

Yang Tong put down his chopsticks and didn't know what to say for a moment.

When the laughter stopped, Yang Hua asked seriously:

"Do you know how many times you called mom when you were asleep?"

Wang Yan was stunned and didn't speak for a while.

Yang Tong also turned around. He really didn't know about this. He was sitting in the innermost position and Yang Hua was sitting in the middle, closest to Wang Yan.

"I shouted seven or eight times! I was shouting and crying. When you woke up, didn't you find that your collar was wet?"

When Wang Yan woke up, he did find that his collar was wet, but he thought it was his own saliva! After all, Guang hugged Qi Xiuquan and kissed him...

"Also, who is Qiu...yuan...? You shouted several times!" Yang Hua asked curiously.

"Qiu...yuan?" Wang Yan was stunned for a moment, but then he realized that it must have been when he called Qi Xiuquan that Yang Hua misunderstood and mistakenly thought he was calling Qiuyuan.

Damn it! This is a big deal!

We only met Qi Xiuquan in our third year of college. If it were exposed now, it would be difficult to explain later.

Damn it! Before you marry Qi Xiuquan, you must sleep alone.

Unexpectedly, there are still unsafe factors after being reborn.

Now I need to quickly think of a way to fool him...

"Are you listening to Autumn or Autumn Garden?"

Wang Yan was stunned for a moment, then returned to normal, and immediately grabbed Yang Hua and asked.

Yang Hua also had some self-doubt and said: "I'm not sure, it seems to be Qiuyuan, and it seems to be autumn..."

"I'm talking in my sleep, so I don't do much, right?" Wang Yan asked next.

"You're still talking about that!" Yang Hua was furious when he heard Wang Yan's question and said, "I saw that you were feeling uncomfortable, so I was going to wake you up, but as soon as my hand touched your head,

You caught me, took my hand, put it in your mouth and chewed it hard..."

"Is there such a thing?" Yang Tong felt a little unbelievable and his expression was a bit suppressed.

"Oh! Look what happened! I'm a little embarrassed..." Wang Yan also looked shy.

When he said this, Yang Hua and Yang Tong both felt a little curious and asked hurriedly:

"What on earth are you dreaming about? It's the autumn garden again, and it's chewing hands... Is it an erotic dream? Haha..."

Wang Yan seemed a little embarrassed and asked: "You two really want to know?"

Yang Hua: "Nonsense! Why don't I keep asking you?"

Wang Yan: "Then I tell you, Yang Hua, can't you hit me?"

Yang Hua was startled and said to himself, "You have a fucking dream, I'll beat the shit out of you!"

"No fight, no fight, just tell me..." Yang Tong took the guarantee for Yang Hua.

Yang Hua also nodded and promised not to do anything.

Wang Yan still hesitated for a few seconds, and after being urged again by the two idiots, he slowly said:

"This morning, when I was looking for you two, something unexpected happened, do you know?"

"Are you talking about pushing the wrong door? I always thought you did it on purpose?" Yang Tong chuckled.

"It's definitely not intentional!" Wang Yan quickly brushed off the issue, "However, the red pants have been lingering in my mind..."

"Damn it! Wang Yan, you can't make it, can you? That's my sister!"

Wang Yan quickly comforted the furious Yang Hua, "Don't get excited, don't get excited! Didn't you ask me to say it? Besides, when I was in the third grade of junior high school, your sister wrote me a love letter. It's not like you didn't know that your mother wanted me to

Be her son-in-law!"

The love letter that Wang Yan said was true. However, after Wang Yan received Yang Mei's love letter, he shared the content with Yang Huayang and several others. When Yang Mei found out, Yang Mei got angry and grabbed Wang Yan with a hammer.

As a result, the relationship between the two has always been inappropriate...

However, after all, it was just a game of house between children, and the adults on both sides didn't take it seriously.

Wang Yan saw that Yang Hua was calmer and continued:

"Do you know your sister's QQ nickname?"

Yang Tong answered quickly: "I know, just two words, autumn, and I also know the reason, because they were both born in autumn, and Yang Mei said that she also likes autumn very much."

Wang Yan gave Yang Tong a thumbs up in his heart, looked at Yang Hua, and said:

"I dreamed that your sister was pursuing me again. As for me, I was very happy when I thought that you could be my brother-in-law. I agreed without thinking too much. When your sister saw me nodding, she happily pulled me in for a kiss. You

I also know how strong your sister is, how can I have any room to resist! I kept shouting Qiu Qiuqiu, don’t be like this, don’t be like this! When I got anxious... I started crying..."

"Damn it! Wang Yan, you are entertaining my sister again! This brother is inappropriate!"

With that said, Yang Hua stood up and kicked Fang Yan.

Wang Yan grinned and shouted: "Damn it! Didn't you ask me to say it? Do you think I want to have such a dream?"

Without saying a word, Yang Hua kicked him again, but this time Wang Yan was prepared in advance and avoided it.

Yang Tong was jumping up and down with joy, laughing and saying:

"Wang Yan, you are so brave. You dare to kiss Yang Mei and you are not afraid of nightmares..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Yang Tong also received a kick, and heard Yang Hua curse:

"Yang Tong, if you dare to bury my sister, this brother won't do it either!"

Seeing Yang Hua and Wang Yan fighting outside the restaurant, Yang Tong paid the bill first and then went out to start a fight.

It is said that those who get beaten the most are the ones who start fights, and Yang Tong really understands this deeply.

As soon as he grabbed Wang Yan, he was kicked by Yang Hua on the buttocks. When he tried to grab Yang Hua, he was punched in the crotch by Wang Yan again...

In the end, Yang Tong didn't care anymore, bent over and walked aside to recuperate.

After a while, Wang Yan and Yang Hua got tired from playing and sat down to rest.

Looking at each other's messy hair and disheveled clothes, the two guys turned their heads and snickered secretly.

At this point, the controversy about Wang Yan dreaming of chewing his hands is over.

In fact, Wang Yan's excuse is not all nonsense.

On the way to the Internet cafe, when Wang Yan was still drunk, he kept talking about Yangmei's red trousers, coupled with the QQ nickname "Autumn", which is a god assist, which basically confirmed what he said.

Of course, both Yang Hua and Yang Tong knew that Wang Yan liked to talk nonsense and brag, and what he said may not be true, but so what if it was true or false! They were just some interesting points of a few people reminiscing about their youth.

Finally the fuss was enough, and the three of them went home together.

The bright moonlight shines on the country roads, casting a silvery glow on the quiet night.

The three broken gong voices that couldn't fit together immediately echoed at the head of Yangjia Village:

Friends will be together forever

Those days are no more

One word, a lifetime, a lifetime of love, a glass of wine

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