Rebirth of the Routine King

Everyone's definition of social death is different.

Some people think that they are committing suicide by posting intimate information about their loved ones to the class group.

Some people think that suddenly the Bluetooth is disconnected while watching a short video in class, which is a social disaster.

Some people think that facing the lingering calls of their girlfriends and being as weak as a pile of mud is a social death.

For Wang Yan, when he tells a joke that he thinks will make everyone laugh, but no one responds, it is enough to kill him.

Now, he is facing this kind of social death situation.

I thought that after I cursed, I would get fierce criticism from Wang Weihang and others, but I didn't know that the next moment, the private room was extremely silent!

It was so quiet that you could hear the echo of what you just said.

What the fuck is going on?

After Wang Yan was briefly stunned, he immediately realized something was wrong!

Wang Weihang and others were silent, and almost everyone's eyes were focused on Gao Lu.

Wang Yan's mind was spinning very fast, and he was very sure that something must have happened in the few minutes he went out to get the money, and it was related to Gao Lu.

At the moment, he put his breakthrough point on Song Zhiwen, knowing that this girl would not deceive him.

"Little mosquito, what happened just now? Why are you all looking like this?"

Before Song Zhiwen could answer, Wang Weihang asked first, "Wang Yan, tell me honestly, have any of our lyrics been accepted by Fang Yanshan?"

Wang Yan's heart skipped a beat and he thought to himself: When did Wang Weihang become so smart?

wrong!

Everyone looked at Gao Lu just now. Could it be that she exposed his plan?

But this isn’t right, isn’t it? Gao Lu is not the roundworm in her belly, how does she know what she is thinking?

His thoughts returned instantly, but Wang Yan smiled and said: "Boss, why do you say this? Are you so unsure of your talent?"

Wang Weihang said angrily: "Don't worry about my talent now. Tell me first, did Fang Yanshan see the words I wrote? Did he agree to pay me?"

Wang Yan solemnly said: "Of course he saw it! Otherwise, where did the ten thousand yuan come from? Hey~~~~You don't think I'm lying to you, do you?"

Everyone remained silent, but from their eyes, Wang Yan could read their meaning: You know whether I'm lying or not!

Having been in contact with Wang Yan for a long time, Wang Weihang and others also have a certain understanding of him and know that he has countless tricks. The last rhetorical question is clearly trying to hide the truth.

Wang Yan coughed twice, seeing that everyone was already suspicious, he knew that it would be meaningless if he kept talking harder, and he might be harassed by Wang Weihang to check the evidence, so Wang Yan was ready to use the second best trick.

Medium set.

Oh shit!

I want to give you more money, why is it so difficult?

After slandering in his heart, Wang Yan saw a wry smile on his face and said in a helpless tone: "Okay, I admit that I lied to you."

After hearing Wang Yan's personal admission, Wang Weihang did not show any overjoyment over his victory over Wang Yan, but instead felt deeply disappointed.

After all, I was still not as good as him, and the lyrics I tried my best to write were still not appreciated by Fang Yanshan.

Dou Liang and Pan Yafei had similar expressions to Wang Weihang, with deep regret on their faces.

Pan Yafei regretted that his talent was not recognized, while Dou Liang regretted that the money he received was lost. At this time, his dislike for Gao Lu reached its peak and he wished he could eat her alive! Why do you say you are fine?

?Okay now, the 10,000 yuan I got is gone...

Wen Xiaoshan looked indifferent. He had no hope in the first place. To him, the current facts were really just facts.

Lin Xiyan seemed very lucky that he had the foresight not to submit the article to Wang Yan.

Girls here,

Song Zhiwen didn't think it was anything. Her main purpose in writing lyrics was to let Wang Yan see it and let him know her feelings for him and her vision for future life. As for whether she could be recognized by other people, for her,

Dispensable.

As for Wu Xin, she is not too disappointed. Compared to living alone in a rented house and living in fear every day, she is so happy now!

Not only did she have a group of brothers and sisters who cared about her, but she also found the boy she liked.

Although she is short of money, compared with her current happiness, the 10,000 yuan in her hand is really not that important.

The culprit, Gao Lu, was leisurely sipping red wine and giving Wang Yan a smug look from time to time, waiting for the development of the matter.

Where's Wang Yan? After admitting, he kept his head down and remained silent. It looked like he was deep in thought, but in fact, he was waiting for someone to open his mouth.

As expected, Wang Weihang was the first to lose his temper.

He seemed to be complaining but not complaining: "Wang Yan, also

I'm not telling you, since Fang Yanshan didn't include it, don't lie to us! It's so good now, it makes me feel so depressed."

Wang Yan laughed loudly in his heart, this Wang Weihang was indeed the king of praise for thousands of years.

Seeing him suddenly raising his head, he said with surprise: "Boss, have you misunderstood me? When did I say that Fang Yanshan didn't accept your lyrics?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked again!

What does this mean?

You just admitted to lying, why did you deny it again just now?

Everyone thought about what Wang Yan had just said and found that he only admitted to lying, but did not specify the specific incident of lying.

Classmate Wang Weihang couldn't stand riding the roller coaster again. He pointed at Wang Yan and said angrily: "Can you stop entertaining us? One moment you give us hope, and the next moment you crush it with your own hands. Isn't it fun?"

Wang Yan smiled bitterly and said: "I don't know what happened just now. I was confused by you questioning me when I came back. How about this, please listen to what I have to say before you draw any conclusions, okay?"

Seeing that no one spoke, Wang Yan organized his words in his mind, glared at Gao Lu, and then said slowly:

"To tell you the truth, when Fang Yanshan saw all of your lyrics, he only kept the manuscripts of Wu Xin and Ya Fei. He felt that the others were very flawed and not worthy of becoming a song, so he politely rejected them.

Received."

With just this sentence, Wang Yan brought the lie to the most realistic level.

First of all, Wu Xin's lyrics are the most deeply rooted in people's hearts, and everyone agrees that they have a great chance of being included. Secondly, Pan Yafei's lyrics are the most talented, and it is reasonable for them to be included.

As for other people's works, they are both good and bad, so it is normal for them not to be included.

Seeing Wang Weihang and others nodding slightly, Wang Yan continued: "However, after my hard persuasion, Fang Yanshan finally relented and agreed to include everyone's words, but there is a prerequisite..."

As soon as he heard that his words had been included, Wang Weihang's depressed expression suddenly changed to surprise, and he quickly interrupted: "What are the conditions?"

Wang Yan is also very happy that the king of praise is online again. This is the most advanced lie. There must be an honest and reliable...trustee.

The principle is similar to that of hawkers selling inferior products on the street. If there are only a few people around to warm up the place, how can it gather popularity? Who will take the initiative to buy?

Wang Yan continued: "The condition is that the lyrics must be polished by Fang Yanshan himself, but the right of signature is still yours. The most important thing is that the remuneration will be halved, only five thousand yuan."

As soon as Wang Yan said these words, everyone showed a surprised expression.

Oh~~~~

So this is what he called a lie!

As expected by Wang Yan, as soon as this routine was released, the expressions of Wang Weihang and others immediately changed.

The joy and excitement from before returned to his face.

"Are you telling the truth?"

When Wang Weihang said these words, Wang Yan knew that he had recognized his words in his heart, and he struck while the iron was hot to achieve success in one fell swoop!

"Of course it's true! Our chat history is still in the mailbox! If you still don't believe it, we can go to the Internet cafe to check the authenticity."

Wang Weihang did not answer, the light in his eyes still maintained his excitement.

Wang Yan added: "Boss, you really thank me! If I hadn't begged him so hard, he would definitely not have included your bad lyrics!"

Wang Weihang laughed: "Thank you! I don't have time this year. When school starts next year, I will treat everyone to dinner! Haha..."

Seeing that the atmosphere had been stirred up by him again, Wang Yan was not relieved. He knew that there was still a key link that had not been resolved.

But seeing the pain on Wang Yan's face, he said with a hint of helplessness: "Boss, to be honest, you have helped me a lot since the milk tea shop opened. I have seen all this.

I thought I would take this opportunity to borrow the royalties and get more from you, otherwise this favor would always be in my heart and it would be uncomfortable. I didn’t expect that you would see through it in the end.”

When the remuneration was mentioned, Wang Weihang reacted immediately, threw the 10,000 yuan in his hand to Wang Yan, and said seriously: "I help you as a brother. If you use money to humiliate me again, I will be really angry."

."

Tian Qingqing was in front of him, but he did not tell Wang Yan the 10,000 yuan he owed.

Wang Weihang's action immediately triggered a chain reaction. Pan Yafei, Wen Xiaoshan and the reluctant Dou Liang also threw money over.

Wu Xin on the other side also handed over the money through Liu Chengjin, not to mention Song Zhiwen, who ran over and stuffed the money into Wang Yan's hand.

There was no change on Wang Yan's face, and he just said calmly: "Okay! In this case, I won't force it anymore. I will be short of money to buy land after a while. Although tens of thousands of yuan is less, it is still a piece of meat after all.

"

Um??

Wang Weihang frowned slightly, what is going on?

We won’t be given the 5,000 yuan remuneration?

Oddly enough, when Wang Yan offered each person 10,000 yuan, Wang Weihang vowed not to accept it, and acted out an emotional show in front of everyone, regarding money as dirt.

But now, Wang Yan also withheld the five thousand yuan that originally belonged to him, and his restless heart began to act like a monster again.

In fact, his mentality applies to most people, that is, 'I don't have to take it if you give it to me, but I will be angry if you don't give it to me.'

Wang Weihang then thought that he still owed Wang Yan 10,000 yuan, and he was short of money to buy land, so he said nothing, picked up his wine glass and smiled at Dou Liang and the others:

"After a long detour, our lyrics were finally included by Fang Yanshan. Come on! In order to thank Wang Yan for his mediation, let's toast him!"

Wang Yan also picked up the wine glass with a smile, but he did not drink. Instead, he turned his attention to Dou Liang and said with a smile: "Dou Liang, why are you looking so sad? What's wrong? You got five thousand yuan for your bad poem.

Isn’t the reward enough to put a smile on your face?”

Dou Liang muttered in his heart: Where did you find the money?

Although he didn't say it out loud, Wang Yan seemed to have the ability to read minds and immediately said: "Oh! Look at my brain! Why did I also collect your royalties?"

With that said, he picked up 10,000 yuan from the table and threw it to Dou Liang, saying: "This is the remuneration you gave Xiaoshan and the two of you. Go back and divide it among yourself!"

He took out another 10,000 yuan and gave it to Pan Yafei, "This is your 10,000 yuan remuneration, you are a good person!"

Pan Yafei excitedly took the money in his hand, with a look of satisfaction in his eyes, as if to say: Humph! Although I don’t have a girlfriend, I have talent!

"Xiao Wu Xin, this is your remuneration..."

Seeing Wu Xin's hesitation, Wang Yan smiled and said, "Don't you still believe what brother Wang Yan said?"

Wu Xin nodded lightly, "I believe it."

Wang Yan counted fifty and handed them to Wang Weihang, smiling: "Boss, go ahead!"

Wang Weihang looked hesitant and whispered: "Wang Yan, I still owe you..."

Wang Yan interrupted: "One code is one code, and you can talk about other things when you have enough money! Take this money, go to the Dihao Hotel to get a room tonight, and let Qingqing experience the dual charm of money and you."

"

Wang Weihang raised his hand to Wang Yan, smiled and cursed: "Damn! You know how to tease me!"

Wang Yan was not in the mood to talk nonsense with him, and said to Liu Jianan and others: "Jianan, you will have no bonus this year, but I guarantee that your bonus next year will definitely shock everyone!"

As the housekeeper, Liu Jianan naturally knew that Wang Yan was short of funds, and he also bought a piece of land. Even if she was offered a bonus, she would not take it. Besides, her salary was not only much higher than that of other store managers, but she also enjoyed many privileges, and finally

The key thing is that he also made a radical change in his younger brother, which cannot be compared with the bonus.

She is a reserved girl, and even if she is grateful, she will not express it with her mouth. When Wang Yan said this, she just nodded without even opening her mouth.

Wang Yan also knew her character, so he didn't say anything more at the moment.

Seeing him counting thirty more banknotes, he walked up to Qi Xia and said with a smile: "Senior Sister Qi, I have an unkind favor..."

Qi Xia glanced at the money in Wang Yan's hand and said quickly: "You tell me."

"It's a holiday tomorrow, but the sanitation work in the milk tea shop hasn't been completed yet! These guys have booked tickets for tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, so I want you to help. This is your bonus and payment for your help.

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Qi Xia looked hesitant and said: "My ticket is also for the day after tomorrow..."

Wang Yan said casually: "The ticket can be changed! In addition, the ticket price will be reimbursed to you. If you really can't buy the ticket, I will take you back personally!"

Seeing that Qi Xia still didn't spit, Wang Yan said again: "Senior Sister Qi, I actually admire your character and work attitude very much. As long as you continue to work next year, your salary will definitely be increased!"

The last sentence finally broke Qi Xia's guard. For a diligent worker, what could be more tempting than a salary increase?

"Okay! Then I will go back a few days later."

Liu Jianan frowned slightly. She didn't understand Wang Yan's approach. In the afternoon, she suggested cleaning first, but Wang Yan refused. Now, she actually took the initiative to spend three thousand yuan to Qi Xia to do it?

This...isn't this how you spend your money? What's more, you are still in a hurry for money now.

Although there was a little hiccup in the middle, at any rate everything was able to meet expectations without any danger, and Wang Yan was very happy.

"Okay! We've eaten and drank, so let's all disperse! Those with wives will go get a room, and those without wives will stay up all night. I will make an exception tonight and go to the Internet cafe to fight all night long!"

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