Rebirth of the Routine King

Wang Yan couldn't laugh or cry immediately. He never imagined that the jokes on the Internet in his previous life would actually happen to him!

have to!

It's better to turn your head away and stop putting pressure on the little girl. If she gets excited and doesn't insert it in the right place, you will be the one who gets hurt.

The next moment, a slight pain similar to an ant bite came from the gluteus maximus.

"Press it..."

After hearing Dr. Kawaii's instructions, Wang Yan took the heavy cotton swab in her hand.

"Remember not to take a shower, do not exercise strenuously, do not eat meat, and drink more hot water when you get back..."

Dr. Kawaii conscientiously told Wang Yan what he should pay attention to.

Wang Yan nodded and said with a smile: "Can I sit here for a while? I'm afraid of getting dizzy."

"Of course." Dr. Kawaii looked serious as a doctor again and was busy arranging the medicines on the counter.

She seemed to be sorting and sorting, and was scribbling in a small notebook.

"Your name is Liu Jianan?" Wang Yan greeted with a smile.

Doctor Kawaii nodded and responded without speaking.

"Are you the school nurse of this college? You're not very old..."

Liu Jianan glanced at his watch and said calmly:

"Okay, classmate, the time for needle fainting has passed. Remember to drink more hot water when you go back. It's fifteen yuan."

Wang Yan stood up, paid the money and walked out of the infirmary.

I thought she was a girl with a lively personality, but I didn't expect she was an iceberg princess!

After Wang Yan left, Liu Jianan pouted:

"Huang Huihui is right. Little boys nowadays are so thick-skinned that they asked me how old I was when we first met..."

"If I answered, he would definitely ask me if I have a boyfriend..."

"If I answer again, he will definitely pursue me and ask me to be his girlfriend..."

"I have to answer again. He must ask for a boyfriend and girlfriend..."

"..."

"Hmph! Fortunately, I didn't tell him how old I was..."

.......

Back in the dormitory, the roommates were chatting lively.

Seeing Wang Yan coming back, a boy who was about the same height as Wang Yan and had a slim figure said loudly:

"What's your name? How old are you? We're sorting it now!"

It seems that every dormitory has a similar habit, that is, students are selected according to age, and the oldest one is the dormitory leader.

Although Fang Yan, who is over forty years old at heart, thinks this approach is childish, he will not put forward any other opinions.

As for being in the limelight and being the boss, whoever wants to be the boss should do it!

Wang Yan made up his mind that even if he was the oldest, he would not be this thankless official.

Wang Yan did not answer him immediately. He first returned the phone card to its original owner, and then looked at each person one by one.

The boy who lent me the phone card on the bunk below me has black-rimmed eyes and looks gentle, but is he wild at heart?

On the lower bunk opposite was the big man yelling at me,

The accent sounds like it's from Zhongzhou Province.

The guy on the upper bunk who likes to read men's magazines is now wearing a red triangle trousers, pouting his butt out and wondering what kind of book he is reading.

There were two people sleeping on the innermost bed. When Fang Yan turned his head to check, he was really surprised to see the face of the boy on the bottom bunk!

This is so damn pretty!

This boy looks very much like Quan Zhilong from the Han Kingdom. Wu Guan exudes an ultimate feminine beauty, especially his eyebrows, which are exactly the same as the eunuch played by Chen Kun!

Based on today's aesthetics, this face might be considered a bit girly, but Fang Yan knows that in more than ten years, "a bit girly" will be the biggest compliment for a boy's appearance!

What surprised Fang Yan was not only his face, but also his bed, it was so damn neat!

White bedspread, white bedding, white pillow, white socks, plus a set of white pajamas...

The pajamas wrapped him tightly from head to toe, lest other boys find a glimpse of his youth.

Wang Yan also discovered that there were many bottles and cans on the small cabinet in front of his bed. After taking a closer look, he found that they were all kinds of cosmetics.

This bitch...no, this guy...has something.

Focusing on the last boy...

This boy's eyes were somewhat determined, and he looked at Wang Yan without any fear, giving him the feeling of being in the military.

His facial features are average, his skin is slightly darker, his cheeks are rounder, and his jaw is wider. He looks like a Yungui person.

After looking around, Wang Yan replied to the flat boy and said:

"My name is Wang Yan. I come from Dan County, Zhoucheng. I am eighteen this year and will be nineteen soon..."

"Haha, eighteen is the youngest. You are the sixth child in our dormitory."

Wang Yan was startled, thinking, is this such a coincidence?

In his last life, he studied at Shangcheng University and was the youngest in dormitory 606. He didn't expect that this would be the case when he came to the College of Economics and Trade.

Next, the flat boy began to introduce other members to Wang Yan:

His name is Wang Weihang, he is 21 years old, and his family is from Heshi, Shandong Province.

He is also one of the only two foreigners in this dormitory.

Wang Yan knew that although He City in Shandong Province was a city in another province, it was closer to the mall than he was! It was only about two hundred kilometers away.

The boy on my lower bunk is named Pan Yafei. He is 19 years old and his family is from Jiyuan City, Zhongzhou.

The boy on Wang Weihang's upper bunk who loves reading magazines is called Dou Liang. He is also twenty years old this year and his family is in the shopping mall Gongyi City.

The boy with the aristocratic temperament also has the same name as the male protagonist. His name is Lin Xiyan. He is also nineteen years old and a native of Shangcheng.

The last outsider is Wen Xiaoshan, who is 19 years old and his family is from Aba Autonomous Prefecture in Sichuan.

When Wang Yan heard this, his eyelids twitched slightly. Aba Autonomous Prefecture, isn't that the location of the 2008 earthquake?

Is this kid so lucky? He lives in the same dormitory as him...

Wang Yan smiled and asked Wen Xiaoshan: "Where are you from Aba? I used to chat with a female netizen who was from Aba."

Wen Xiaoshan spoke concisely and to the point, and replied: "He's from Wenshan."

Damn it!

Wang Yan didn't know what to say. He shook his head and said, "She's not. She said she's from Hongyuan."

Maybe it was the first time we met, so we didn’t know much about each other and were not very interested in talking.

Especially Wang Yan, who had just received an injection and taken medicine, and was feeling drowsy again. As for who was older or younger, he really didn't care.

It's just a verbal greeting, and it costs nothing.

If he were to compare brothers, he would really dare to take off his pants to see what happened. As long as it was about the majesty of a man, he would never be intimidated...

Wang Weihang is still talking:

"As the oldest person in our dormitory, I will do my part as the dormitory leader. If you have any questions in the future, you can always come to me..."

"After the military training is over, we will organize a dinner party for everyone to have a meal together and get to know each other..."

"Don't be a AA person. Please treat one person once, and no one will lose..."

Fortunately, he was a big man from Lu Province and a straight-tempered person... Fang Yan sighed and fell asleep.

...

Throughout the night, Wang Yan's ears were either filled with the sound of Wang Weihang's voice, the sound of footsteps moving around the room, or even the sound of bottles and cans clashing.

He felt like he was dreaming, but at the same time it felt extremely real. His thoughts kept jumping back and forth between dreams and reality. Finally, he dreamed of Qi Xiuquan, and his restless heart calmed down.

She still looked neither happy nor sad, so she whispered in his ear: "Wang Yan, you have to be stronger..."

.......

"Wang Yan Wang Yan! Get up! I have to report to class today..."

Wang Yan opened his eyes with difficulty and saw Pan Yafei on the lower bunk lying on the bed calling to him.

The picture in front of him brought his thoughts back to reality.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he knew that his fever must not have gone away, because he was in exactly the same state as yesterday, feeling exhausted all over and even seeing things with double images.

"Headmaster..."

Wang Yan shouted in a loud voice.

The first time Wang Weihang was called, he was still brushing his teeth in the bathroom and ran out with foam in his mouth.

"What's going on?"

Wang Yan grinned and said, "I'm going to get an injection today. Please help me explain to the counselor about the registration..."

Wang Wei patted his chest and said, "Don't worry! Just sleep a little longer and I'll buy some buns and bring them to you later..."

Wang Yan was full of thanks, but said: "No, no, I'm not hungry..."

"Don't be polite to me. I'm two years older than you, and I'm still your dormitory leader. I should take care of each of you. By the way, everyone happens to be here. I want to tell you something. When I get to the class later, if I have tutoring

A member of the Communist Party of China proposed to select a squad leader, please vote for me..."

Wang Yan turned his head, looked at Wang Weihang, who was devoted to politics, and said:

"When you buy steamed buns later, monitor, help me buy two stuffed mushrooms, an egg and a cup of soy milk..."

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