Rebirth of the Routine King

Wang Yan was walking around the room wearing a cartoon trousers, shouting: "Which of you is washing clothes? Help me wash mine too. My fever is not cured yet, and the doctor said I can't touch cold water."

Dou Liang, who was walking to the bathroom with his clothes, suddenly froze and shouted: "Wang Yan, you have a fever and you are not in confinement. You can't touch cold water? How can you be so delicate!"

Wang Weihang also glared at Wang Yan and scolded:

"Dou Liang, please leave him alone. He lies on someone else's bed to sleep without taking a shower. Now he doesn't even bother to wash his clothes. Wang Yan, your behavior has affected the entire dormitory. As the boss, I must stop your behavior.

!”

Oh my! It seems that yesterday’s drink didn’t make him remember anything. He still likes to show off and show off his authority!

Wang Yan said helplessly: "I just said casually, boss, please don't go online, okay? Since there are no kind people, then I will do it myself..."

Wang Weihang saw that Wang Yan gave in and took advantage of the situation and said:

"You said you did the same. You drank so much even though you knew you had a fever. Your body is yours. Who can bear the hardship for you?"

Wang Yan was about to fight back when the door was pushed open and Wen Xiaoshan and Lin Xiyan walked in.

Seeing Wen Xiaoshan holding a lunch box in his hand, Wang Yan couldn't bear to argue with Wang Weihang and said happily:

"Xiaoshan, did you bring this for me? I was going to the cafeteria to eat, and I was very hungry."

Wen Xiaoshan smiled and handed him the lunch box.

"Xiaoshan, you are so kind! If I want to trouble you again, the beautiful doctor told me not to touch cold water. Can you do me a favor and wash the clothes..."

Wen Xiaoshan was startled. He obviously didn't expect Wang Yan to be so shameless. He even helped him buy food and even asked for help with washing clothes.

Wang Weihang grinned angrily: "Xiaoshan, please ignore him! You can't tolerate his bad habits!"

Wen Xiaoshan thought for two seconds, looked at Wang Weihang and said: "If you get sick next time, I will also wash it for you."

After saying that, he picked up Wang Yan's clothes and walked into the bathroom.

But Wang Yan seemed to have seen nothing, and ate the rice with great gulps, exclaiming from time to time: It tastes so good!

Wang Weihang groaned angrily again: You are so damn thick-skinned!

Wen Xiaoshan would never have thought that today's casual move would cause earth-shaking changes in his life in the future!

...

The weather was not good, and after a while, it began to drizzle outside.

Pan Yafei quickly took the quilt back, put his face against the quilt and sniffed vigorously. Perhaps the smell of Wang Yan's feet had not completely dissipated, and his brows were wrinkled like old tree bark.

After several people took turns to take a shower and wash clothes, it was already dark.

Perhaps out of curiosity about college life at the beginning of the semester, Wang Weihang and the others didn't have the inclination to eat, drink or go online.

However, Wang Yan bets that within a month at the latest, after they have become familiar with the relaxed atmosphere of the university, they will be able to sit in the dormitory so leisurely and waste time. He, Wang Yan, would twist off his head and play with it as a ball!

What kind of learning atmosphere can a college and university have?

Playing games and falling in love is the way to go, okay?

...

Wang Yan couldn't stand the smell of sweat anymore. He wet a towel and wiped his body briefly before climbing back to the upper bunk and lying down comfortably.

After turning off the lights, no one was sleepy, so the first tea party in dormitory 406 kicked off...

From what I heard, they were all superficial insights into the university. Wang Yan was too lazy to say a word. Basically, Wang Weihang, the chatty one, was expressing his opinions.

After more than an hour, everyone had almost all the food in their stomachs, so they started

Change the subject.

From elementary school to junior high school to high school, from hometown to county to shopping mall, from childhood to classmates to female classmates...

Then the topic stayed on the female classmates.

Beauty is always the most interesting topic for men.

Wang Weihang, the slut, talks the most. He keeps asking everyone how many girls they have a crush on and how many love letters they have written...

"Pan Yafei, you say it first..."

Pan Yafei felt a little sad: "I had a crush on a senior sister when I was a sophomore in high school. I wrote two love letters and got no response, and then she died young."

Wang Weihang smiled: "If you persist, maybe there will be a turning point!"

"What a turn of events! I heard that the senior sister said in private that I am a toad who wants to eat swan meat. After learning this, I felt a twinge of sadness when I looked at her again, and then I developed an antibody against girls. I think the prettier she is.

Girls are better at lying..."

Wang Weihang did not ask him again, and continued: "Wen Xiaoshan, where are you?"

Wen Xiaoshan was silent for a while, and then said dullly: "I have had a crush on several girls, but I have never written a love letter..."

As expected... Wang Weihang smiled and said: "Dou Liang, tell me..."

Dou Liang's tone didn't have any ups and downs. He smiled and said: "I have had a crush on many girls! However, I have never written love letters to them. I only wrote to female classmates who have a crush on me. After all, it is easy to chase me! In the end, she also replied

I agreed to be my girlfriend, but unfortunately, she even took the initiative to hold hands. Thinking about it now, I regret it so damn much. If I could do it all over again, I would definitely drag her into the woods..."

"Ha ha ha ha....."

Wang Yan heard the elements of envy, sourness, and longing from the mixed laughter, and secretly thought: When I first entered college, I was so damn simple-minded, unlike some seniors in their junior and senior years who, as soon as they established a relationship, even asked for a loan.

Go get a room...

...

After everyone laughed, they asked Dou Liang a few more harmless questions. After a while, Wang Weihang shouted again: "Wang Yan, it's your turn..."

"Hey~~~~Wang Yan! Wang Yan!!"

There was suddenly no sound in the room, except for a slight and even sound of snoring.

Wang Weihang also heard the snoring, and immediately cursed: "Damn it! Why did this guy fall asleep again? Forget it, ignore him, Xiyan, what about you? Let me tell you..."

Lin Xiyan hesitated for a moment and said: "I...I have never written a love letter, but I have received many..."

Dou Liang said sourly: "Xi Yan, think about it before you speak next time. Some words will make you lose friends."

Lin Xiyan said, "Then I won't tell you how many letters I received..."

Dou Liang: "..."

Dou Liang knew that there was no comparison with someone with a good family background and handsome appearance like him, so he was looking for abuse at the same time. He quickly changed the subject and said: "Boss, it's your turn..."

Wang Weihang laughed, his voice not loud but full of pride: "I am not talented. Not only did I have two girlfriends in high school, I also broke through the last line of defense and successfully became a man."

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!!"

...

Wang Yan was also secretly surprised. No wonder he took the initiative to stir up this topic. It turned out that he was hiding this big melon!

I have to say that although Wang Weihang likes to be in the limelight, he does have the ability to create an atmosphere. No! As soon as he said this, he immediately became famous!

"Boss, tell me, what does it feel like?"

Wang Weihang deliberately titillated people, "Pan Yafei

, what kind of feeling are you talking about?"

"Breasts... first tell me, how does a girl's breasts feel?"

Wang Weihang laughed, pondered for a while, deliberately suppressed his voice, and said in a low and magnetic voice:

"When I untied the shackles, I felt a rush of hot blood rushing to my forehead, and my whole body was buzzing. I kept moving my hands and grabbed it, ah~~~~~ It was warm and soft.

Yes, the water is gurgling. I can't describe the strange feeling at all. My whole body seems to have been electrocuted... My body is shaking uncontrollably..."

Wang Yan couldn't help but secretly applaud Wang Weihang's ingenious explanation. Based on this paragraph alone, Wang Yan could conclude that this guy had either really touched a woman or read pornographic novels. This explanation was spot on!

There was a temporary silence in the dormitory, as if he was recalling Wang Weihang's words, or as if he was recreating similar scenes in his mind...

One minute later,

Dou Liang: "Boss, what's next? Keep talking!"

Wang Weihang: "Damn it! You little ones, what's the benefit of hearing too much? I'll stop talking."

Dou Liang: "No, boss, keep talking, I'll cover tomorrow's breakfast!"

Pan Yafei: “I’ll take care of the day after tomorrow too!”

"..."

.....

"Wang Yan was asleep and he couldn't hear it, so he wasn't allowed to buy it."

Wang Weihang said proudly: "Don't forget your promise!"

Then, he lowered his voice and said:

"I climbed over mountains and ridges, and finally arrived at a paradise land with abundant water and grass. I first carefully explored it, and then decided to go deep into it. It was extremely narrow at first, and then I entered. I crossed the bank hundreds of times, and with the primitive chirping in my ears, I finally

Come to a new world..."

Wang Weihang then said seriously: "Don't think too much! I am reciting Tao Yuanming's Peach Blossom Spring. I may not remember some parts accurately..."

"Boss, you are so talented! I am not convinced by Old Tao, but I will be convinced by you..."

"Why didn't I think there were such wonderful words in textbooks before? No, I have to review them tomorrow..."

"..."

It’s so damn amazing! Facing such a talented opponent, Wang Yan felt that he had to fight for a round no matter what, so he shouted:

"Boss, when I heard you reciting a poem, I immediately became interested in poetry. I also asked the boss to give me some advice..."

Wang Weihang was stunned: "Wang Yan, aren't you fucking asleep?"

Wang Yan ignored him and said loudly:

"Moon on the Xijiang River, walking on the yellow sand road at night, Song Dynasty, Xin Qiji,

When the bright moon leaves the branches, the magpies are frightened. Weihang is lingering with people. People appear in the rice fields and they whisper cute words. I unbutton my pants in three or three times and hand over my gun in two or three times. In the old Maodian community, I opened up the rice fields by the forest.

See it in person!”

"Ha ha ha ha......"

The burst of laughter instantly resounded throughout the dormitory.

"Damn it! Did Xin Qiji write this poem?"

"Boss, boss, are you really just a few times? Haha..."

"Wang Yan, you are so talented! I admire..."

"..."

Although the room was dark, everyone could roughly guess Wang Weihang's expression at this time, and heard him shout angrily:

"Wang Yan, I fucking knew you were pretending to be asleep! You have to make breakfast for next week! Otherwise, I will use you to practice now and see if you can do it two or three times!"

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