Rebirth of the Routine King

I have to say that getting to know people makes things easier.

Knowing the boss makes it easier to do things.

Originally, a room had been reserved, but no one had arrived yet.

So the boss temporarily stepped in and let Wang Yan and his party take their seats first.

As soon as we sat down, the boss brought two more bottles of Wuliangye and said with a smile that if there were not enough, he would take more.

With such an arrangement, everyone looked at Lin Xiyan with envy.

Pan Yafei looked troubled: "Boss, we can't compete with Xiyan. I'll treat you to dinner in two days, but we can't come to such a grand place."

Wang Weihang waved his hand: "How big the radish is! How big the hole is! Just have that intention. Didn't Wang Yan say that? If he wants to eat dumplings, just invite us to the roadside to have a bowl of dumplings."

Wang Yan looked indifferent: "The boss is right, don't hold on for the sake of face. I'm too lazy to compete with you. Anyway, the place where I invited you to dinner is the Dihao Hotel..."

hiss......

Everyone hasn’t eaten yet! First, I gave Wang Yan a mouthful of lemon.

It’s not surprising to see many people, everyone knows that Wang Yan likes to brag, so everyone just curled their lips and no one responded to him.

Soon, the dishes came out one after another...

Generous, exquisite, and delicious....

Compared with the Shandong cuisine restaurant I ate at a few days ago,

Forget it, the boss is quite generous...

There was no feast without wine. As the boss, Wang Weihang opened a bottle of Wuliangye and said:

"Today I just want to fill my stomach. As for the wine, this is the only one."

Seeing that Wang Yan had no objection, Wang Weihang was a little surprised and continued:

"In the first two meals, everyone drank too much and didn't have enough to eat. In addition, Wang Yan's illness is just right, so just pour a little for each person. That's fine. Wang Yan, do you have any objections?"

Wang Yan was just picking up the chicken legs and nodded casually:

"It doesn't matter to me. I won't refuse anyone who asks me for a drink. I don't have any problem if they don't ask me for a drink..."

Dou Liang breathed a sigh of relief. He was really afraid of Wang Yan's drinking capacity, and he was even more afraid that he would come to drink with him.

Pan Yafei couldn't stand the way Wang Yan ate, and said displeased:

"Wang Yan, how thick-skinned are you? You've already eaten one chicken drumstick, and you still haven't let go of the other..."

Wang Yan first stuffed the chicken legs into his mouth, and then said with a surprised look:

"The table has been turned twice, but none of you have any intention of moving. I thought you didn't like chicken legs!"

Wang Weihang finally figured it out. He was so shameless that even if everyone present was tied together, he was no match for Wang Yan. He hurriedly said:

"Everyone should follow Wang Yan's example when eating. You can eat whatever you want. You are all grown men. Don't be coy."

...

Since I didn't drink, the atmosphere of the dinner seemed a bit stuffy, but this didn't bother the butler Wang Weihang.

Seeing him put down his chopsticks, he smiled and said, "I just thought of a joke to make everyone happy. When I finish telling it later, everyone will also share one..."

"That was when we were in physics class in the third grade of junior high school. The teacher explained triboelectricity to us. He said: When you take off your sweater to sleep at night in winter, you will hear a 'sizzling' sound, and you can also see a slight

There are electric lights, but there is no such situation in summer. Why?... A male classmate just raised his hand and replied: Because we don’t wear sweaters in summer... Hahaha, it made all our classmates laugh.

Silly."

"Hahaha....."

Wang Yan saw Pan Yafei and Dou Liang laughing so hard that he wondered: Is this a fucking joke?

"Let me tell you something..." Pan Yafei stopped laughing and said.

"It was a mathematics class in our second grade of junior high school. The teacher said: Triangle is the most stable, and its stability is ubiquitous in life. Can any classmate give an example? My deskmate is a bitch. See him

He raised his hand and said: Love triangle! Suddenly the teacher’s face turned dark... Hahaha."

"Hahaha..." Everyone except Wang Yan laughed this time.

Wang Yan was speechless. How could he laugh so exaggeratedly at such a vulgar joke?

However, he also knows that in their age group, such a joke is indeed a joke, but for him, a person from 2021, it is a bit childish.

Wang Weihang saw that Wang Yan was frowning and not smiling, so he shouted: "Wang Yan, if you don't think it's funny, tell me something..."

Wang Yan thought for a while and said: "Then let me test your intelligence. If you were trapped in the desert and were about to die of thirst, and suddenly there were two glasses of water, one glass of urine and one glass of poison, which one would you drink?

kind?"

Wang Weihang did not hesitate: "I must drink urine! If I drink poison, I will die immediately."

Wang Yan gave a thumbs up: "Your courage is commendable!"

Pan Yafei: "Boss and I have the same choice..."

Dou Liang nodded: "Me too."

Wen Xiaoshan also nodded dully.

"What about you, Xiyan?"

Lin Xiyan hesitated for a moment and said, "There seem to be two more glasses of water, right?"

Wang Yan laughed and said, "Yes, but their taste is very special, and I don't even want to drink it."

"Damn it! Wang Yan, you are fucking cheating! This is a brain teaser!" Wang Weihang cursed.

Wang Yan stopped laughing and said, "Okay, then I will tell you a funny joke..."

"There was a boy who liked to suck his thumb. One time, he went to the toilet to take a bath. After he finished, he

When he wiped his butt hard, the paper pricked and there was some cake on his finger. He shook his finger angrily, but unexpectedly it hit the wall again. He quickly put his finger into his mouth when he felt the pain.

.....Hahaha...."

I don’t know if Wang Yan’s joke was too advanced, or if his point of laughter was different from others, but he was the only one laughing loudly in the audience.

Wang Weihang grinned and said angrily: "Wang Yan, we are still eating! You pee and poop every now and then, damn it! You have no appetite at all!"

Wang Yan shrugged: "It's okay, I'm full anyway..."

Everyone was so angry that they ignored him and just kept busy with their food.

Half an hour later, everyone left the private kitchen restaurant as they were not full from wine or food.

On the way, Wang Yan suggested: "Boss, it's still early, and there are no classes tomorrow. How about we have some fun?"

Wang Weihang suddenly became alert, looked around and said seriously:

"Let me tell you! Before I ran for class president, no one was allowed to go to the Internet cafe to surf the Internet. If I came back late from playing games and was registered by the dormitory supervisor on the small newspaper, the prestige of our dormitory 406 in the hearts of the counselors would be weakened.

Already."

Wang Yan still wanted to insist: "Boss, it's better to clear up the blockage. Why don't we all hold on tight and come back when the time comes..."

In fact, Wang Yan is not very addicted to the Internet. He just wanted to see if Fang Yanshan had replied.

Unexpectedly, Wang Weihang was very insistent and shook his head like a rattle:

"No, no, no! I know the stickiness of the game too well. If someone gets the upper hand, even if you force yourself back, it will hurt each other's feelings. In this way, after I run for class president, I will ask everyone to stay up all night! Just be patient for the next few days.

Bar."

Dou Liang just strode forward: "Whoever likes to surf the Internet will surf the Internet. Anyway, I have never been to an Internet cafe."

Wang Yan's eyes suddenly lit up and he shouted: "Boss, I have a great idea! Everyone will like it if I keep it!"

Wang Weihang knew that Wang Yan had many clever ideas, so he nodded: "Tell me first..."

"How about going to play billiards? It's only eight o'clock now. I'll be back in two hours..."

At this time, billiards was on the rise, and many small shops would place a billiards table in front of them to not only gather popularity but also attract business.

Wang Weihang's eyes lit up: "This is a good idea! But I have never tried it..."

Wang Yan immediately got excited: "It's easy to learn, and it's not expensive. It costs dozens of dollars an hour..."

Wang Weihang frowned: "I think it's only a few yuan, right?"

Wang Yan curled his lips: "Who can play at a table for a few dollars an hour? It's not fun at all. Let's go! I'll pay for tonight's expenses and show you what a tempting ball is... I'll keep it safe for you."

Come here next time!"

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