Rebirth of the Thousand-Faced Movie King

"Let me go, why is it the Turkish team?"

"Sister, this is such bad luck."

"It's over. No matter how many games we won before, as long as we lose this one, we will have no chance of competing in the World Cup."

"Why are we not playing a team from Oceania? Why are we playing a European team?"

"I seem to remember that Turkey is from Asia. When did it become a European team?"

"Yes, isn't Turkey an Asian country? Why did it go to Europe? It's a shady story. It's really a shady story."

"Shady story, your sister, although Turkey is an Asian country, it has been playing in UEFA, which is the same as Australia playing in our Asia."

"Holy crap, it's actually like this."

"Okay then, is Türkiye great?"

"In general, Turkey's best record in the World Cup is third place. It is currently ranked 18th in the world. The Chinese team can still win by sending 20 people on the field."

"Idiot, Iran is ranked 18th in the world, and Iran, which is number one in Asia, is only ranked around 50th. Don't mention the Chinese team, which is ranked around 100th. How can we compete?"

Although the Turkish team is in Asia, it has always played in UEFA.

Of course, in fact, Türkiye has always wanted to join the EU. Moreover, Türkiye is not an authentic Asian country.

However, regardless of whether Turkey is an Asian country or a European country, the Turkish national football team is truly top-notch in Europe.

Although it cannot compare with traditional powers such as Argentina and Brazil, it is still a team of gods in Asia.

"Oh, I really can't figure out why Turkey can play so well if its national strength is not average."

“What’s confusing is that China’s economy is not very strong, so why is it still ranked over 100?”

"Well, it seems that football has nothing to do with a country's national strength. However, is it true that the Chinese team cannot beat Turkey."

"I also really want the Chinese team to win, but it is just as impossible as the Chinese team can beat the British team or the Brazilian team."

"Can you have some confidence?"

"This is not a question of confidence, it is a question of overall strength."

have to say.

The Chinese team was very unlucky this time.

It’s not a good team to encounter, but they actually encountered Türkiye.

…

"Everyone, the Chinese team is playing the Turkish team, why don't you make some comments?"

"Reason tells me that the Chinese team is actually going to lose. However, do you think we can say this?"

"Then I predict that the Chinese team will win."

"What if the Chinese team loses and gets slapped in the face again?"

"What's the big chance? Ninety-nine percent of the time, the Chinese team will lose."

"Let me go, how come you haven't improved your confidence in the Chinese team at all in these few games."

"It has improved a lot, but it also depends on what team the Chinese team encounters. If we encounter the Japanese team, even if I know that in terms of overall strength, we will not be able to beat Japan. However, based on the current performance of the Chinese team , I also think that the Chinese team can win. But what we are facing now is not an Asian team at all. This is a European team, and it is also ranked 18th in the world. How can the Chinese team win? "

"Yes, European teams cannot be compared with Asian teams. Even if Turkey is not a top team in Europe, it is the strongest in Asia."

"That is, the birthplace of modern football is in Europe. They have a lot of playing skills. Whether it is players or game experience, they will completely defeat our Chinese team."

Some sports media reporters said this from time to time in the group.

In contrast, when the Turkish media reported that Turkey was about to compete with the Chinese team, the whole country burst into tears.

"He actually beat the Chinese team, hahaha, hahaha."

"God bless Türkiye, this is simply God bless Türkiye."

"God, I love you so much. My favorite is the Chinese team."

"I want to say that if Turkey can't beat the Chinese team, then the Turkish team can eat shit."

have to say.

This is a tragedy for the Chinese team to play against Turkey.

But for Turkey, facing the Chinese team, this is simply a happy thing.

In fact, Turkey did not perform well in the European World Cup qualifiers. It lost first to the United Kingdom, then to Spain, and then to Portugal... Turkey was originally considered a strong team in Europe, but unfortunately it had bad luck. Everyone who enters a group is the death group. This also means that Turkey has not qualified for the World Cup until now and can only get tickets through the play-offs.

Previously, the Turkish media was afraid that Turkey would face a Central American team.

Although they are not particularly afraid of Central American teams, after all, Central American teams are also very strong.

With Turkey's current morale, if they are not careful, they may not even make it to the World Cup.

Fortunately, God was kind to Turkey. Turkey was not facing a Central American team or an Oceania team, but an Asian team. Moreover, they are facing the Chinese team, which is still an Asian team.

Everyone knows that the Chinese team's performance in world football can be said to be extremely poor.

This is completely inconsistent with their strong economic strength.

Although they also don't understand why China is so powerful, football just can't be done.

But there is no doubt that if Turkey competes with the Chinese team, the ticket will be determined.

"I almost gave up on Turkey. It turned out that we were playing the Chinese team. Well, I'm looking forward to Turkey's performance in the World Cup."

"We can't blame Turkey. After all, we had terrible luck in the previous grouping. We met all the world's top teams. It's not bad to get 0.5 places."

"That's right, I will always support the Turkish team anyway and kill the Chinese team in a few days."

Needless to say, almost any Turk will have a smile on their face when facing the Chinese team.

For them, beating the Chinese team is normal.

It would be unforgivable to fail to beat the Chinese team.

This kind of thing requires no thought at all.

However, even though many media and fans think so.

However, when the Turkish coach convened a group of international players for the first training camp, he poured cold water on all the players on the spot.

"Do you think you can really beat the Chinese team?"

Turkish coach "Trim" looked at the players with great seriousness: "I know you may not take my words to heart. The Chinese team, haha, is the worst team in the world. In such a game, let alone us." , it is possible to beat China even with the second-tier team. However, everyone, do you know the result of the Chinese team against Iran in the last game? 6:1, the Chinese team scored 6 goals against the Iranian team, and it was also in Azadi, Iran court."

Holding the data, Trim said loudly.

"Of course, even so, people still won't think anything. Maybe, people will say that the Iranian team is letting things go. Yes, from the perspective of the Asian division, the Iranian team has entered the World Cup. Whether they play the last game or not will not have any impact on them. , there is indeed the possibility of letting go. But, do you know that the Chinese team has won 4 games in a row before the Iranian team? Do you think these four countries are letting the Chinese team go?"

At the beginning of the draw, Trim was also relieved when he learned that Turkey was facing the Chinese team.

However, when "Trim" watched the videos of the Chinese team's recent games, Trim was dumbfounded.

1:0 South Korea.

2:1 Syria.

3:0 Uzbekistan

Until the 6:1 Iran in recent days.

Especially the Iranian team.

Although the Iranian team is an Asian team, its strength has reached that of a European team.

Judging from the world rankings, the Iranian team, ranked around 50th, is not someone that other teams can look down upon.

However, for such a tough team, he was actually scored 6 goals by the Chinese team.

"If everyone thinks that the Chinese team is still the original Chinese team, then what I want to say is that we in Turkey will lose."

Extremely solemn, Trim said.

"Okay, everyone, I'll give you a day off today."

The location is Japan.

The match between the Chinese team and Turkey in the World Cup preliminaries will not start in China, nor in Turkey.

Instead, the fight started in Japan, where the two parties had no relationship.

As early as three days ago, Lippi had led the team to Japan.

It is also non-stop and has been in closed training.

Until the last day, just before the big battle, Lippi gave all the players a day off.

However, it is said to be a holiday.

But the big battle is about to begin, and many players are not in much mood to hang out.

After casually walking around, many players chose to sleep in preparation for the next day's battle.

"Just sleep, you guys."

Seeing all the players lying on the bed, Mo Bai was speechless.

He also wanted to criticize certain cultural industries in the island country, but he wasted the opportunity.

A little bored, thinking that he hadn't been on a live broadcast for a long time, Mo Bai used the hotel computer and entered the live broadcast room.

At this time, there were not many people in Mo Bai’s live broadcast room.

After all, Mo Bai has not broadcast live for several months. However, as soon as Mo Bai went online, countless fans rushed forward.

"I'll go, Mo Bai, are you online?"

"Master Ju, didn't you go to Japan to play football against Turkey? Why are you on the live broadcast?"

A series of fan messages flooded the screen.

"The coach gave us a day off and asked us to rest and prepare for the game tomorrow. We have nothing to do now. You guys tell me what I should do."

Mo Bai was also bored at the moment.

Although it may seem painful to go live, live streaming can be regarded as a way for Mo Bai to have some entertainment and rest.

This is actually similar to other players sleeping.

"It turns out I had a day off."

"Master, why don't you go to Japan for a stroll? It is said that there are many girls there."

"Yes, yes, although we hate island countries, many of their national quintessences are quite good."

"Baymax, bring me a genuine CD of Hatano Yui. I'm a fan of hers."

"666, is *** still in Japan? It is said that she has strong Chinese skills. Mo Baiju, would you like to meet them?"

A group of fans were joking with Mo Bai, and the number of people in the live broadcast channel instantly exceeded 100,000.

"Hey, hey, what are you old drivers talking about? I don't even know the Hatano Yui or *** you are talking about."

Mo Bai said seriously.

"Pretend, keep pretending."

"Dabai, stop pretending, all men know it."

Lots of hardcore fun.

As Mo Bai's crazy fans, what they like most is Mo Bai's personality.

This kind of person can act cute, act mean, and still pretend to be innocent... They are simply the best in the world.

"I really don't know him."

Mo Bai continued to speak with an innocent face.

"Get out of here, do you know Xiaofan?"

"Who is Xiaofan?"

"Master Ju, you will be struck by lightning if you continue like this."

This shameless yet sanctimonious appearance made many die-hards dumbfounded.

"real."

Looking at the crowd of extremely excited fans, Mo Bai continued: "Let me tell you, Xiao Aang, Xiao Fan, and what else, Kawahei Nami, Tsusana Ka, Machida Rina, Nikaido Ren Mei, Natsuki Iida, Yuzai Iizuka, Nozuki Yoshimoto, Yuri Okazaki, Rina Okada, Momi Takagi, Reza Takada, Rumi Takahara, Maomi Kōmoto, Tsukasa Kōjima, Hikaru Kotsutsuki, Yoya Hirotsuki. , Kawamura Yoshiko, Kawai Reo, Hisaki Ogina, Benizuki Runa, Hana Gelian, Yoshimo, Nao, Yoshimana Nami, Yoshisanan... I don't know any of them..."

"As for... Shimada Na, Tsutsuya Ka, Wataka, Kazumai, Kazami Kyoko, Fuku Yoko, Okamoto Natsuki, Takakura Na, Takano Hitomi, Miya Hitomi, Miyamotoko, Miyana, Miyama Fuko, Gong Hitomi , Miyashita Anzu, Kawa Junko, and Yui, Yokoyama Eda, Hanamizuki, Himeno Reimu, Yoshida Yuri, Yoshino Kamo, Sugano Mijuki, Eguchi Mikako, Yui Misa, Kinari Mei, Inogan Aina, Inoue, Kaoru Murasaki, Bikino Sakai, Nori Kikuchi, Mika Kaneshima, Aizha Aizha, Atsushi Kurusu, Yubi Aihara, Mai Tsuruhara, Yu Tachibana, Takami Tachihara, Renno Ren, Yumi Suzuki... I'm even more of a do not know either."

In one breath, Mo Bai read out the names of more than a hundred popular Japanese AV actresses.

When Mo Bai stopped talking, the entire live broadcast room was stunned by Mo Bai.

"I, I, I..."

"My God, I finally understand what a veteran driver is."

"Yes, I always thought that I was an experienced driver, but now I realize that compared to the leader, I am still just a novice."

Watching Mo Bai list out more than 100 celebrities in the pornographic world, all the fans were dumbfounded.

"Hundreds of **** stars, I actually recited them all in one breath. Go ahead, I can't even remember the names of ten stars."

"What I want to ask is whether Mo Bai is a human being or not."

"Who are you? Mo Bai is just an old pervert."

The entire screen is replaced by 6666.

"It's true that the little prince is not just pretending to be cool."

"Dabai, how many educational films on island countries did you watch before you got to know these people?"

"Master Ju, why is there toilet paper on your table?"

"Could it be..."

Naturally, many netizens knew that what Mo Bai just said was a joke.

However, even if it is just a joke, this joke is too clever and awesome.

Needless to say, a series of fans reposted the joke on the spot.

And when this joke quickly spread to all corners of the Internet, and when it was finally revealed that it was Mo Bai who said it, countless netizens instantly felt that they were blind.

"Master Ju, where are you? I want to worship you as my teacher."

"Yes, Master Ju, can you teach me how to pick up girls?"

"Master Ju, you don't want to play football anymore. I think you still have a future in live broadcasting."

Among Chinese stars, Mo Bai can be said to be the most unusual one.

Seeing Mo Bai casually make a joke, countless fans loved and loved Mo Bai.

"Here, everyone, calm down, calm down, don't get excited, don't get excited."

Mo Bai still looked neither sad nor happy, looking extremely serious.

Of course, all fans know that the more Mo Bai behaves like this, the more nonsense he is talking.

"Actually, I came here today to write a poem for you. Alas, you guys, I have lost all my inspiration due to this quarrel."

Mo Bai scratched his hair and said thoughtfully.

"Poetry again."

"Okay, okay, the number one poet in China is here to write poetry again."

"There is bright moonlight in front of the bed. There are two pairs of shoes on the floor. Master, write a poem quickly. What I like most is that you write poems."

Thinking of the several poems Mo Bai wrote on the live broadcast channel at that time, the spectators couldn't help laughing.

Everyone knows.

Although Mo Bai can write poems, when he was on the live broadcast channel, he wrote some spoof poems.

Not only is it a spoof, it's also pornographic and violent.

Just like the few songs I wrote before, even if I think about it now, I can't help but shake my crotch and pee.

Now Mo Bai talks about writing poems again, how can the hardcore people stand it? They stare at Mo Bai without blinking, for fear of mishearing a word.

"You guys..."

Seeing all the fans calling him a wet person, Mo Bai burst into tears.

well.

Image.

When did your image become like this?

However, Mo Bai didn't care.

Among all celebrities, perhaps Mo Bai is the one who cares least about his image.

"The Lingtai has no way of escaping from the divine arrow."

Taking out his pen, Mo Bai began to write the first sentence of this poem.

"The storm is darkening my hometown."

Immediately after the first sentence, Mo Bai wrote the second sentence on the white paper.

"Hey, what does this poem mean?"

"I can't understand."

"It can't be another pornographic poem."

"I don't know, but it doesn't feel like it."

"Ask for the power to translate."

"The great power has come. Don't be ridiculous if the translation is not good. The meaning of these two poems should be that my heart cannot escape the arrows shot by the God of Love, but my passionate faith has suffered from wind and rain."

As Mo Bai wrote, some of the hundreds of thousands of netizens who had studied poetry began to translate it on the public screen.

"The message is sent to the cold star, but I don't notice it."

This is the third sentence written by Mo Bai.

Some netizens have long translated this: "I put this faith in the stars, but no one can understand it."

"I recommend Xuanyuan with my blood."

This is the fourth and last line of the poem.

This sentence does not need to be translated.

When Mo Bai wrote this sentence, all fans knew what this poem meant.

The spiritual platform has no way to escape the divine arrow, and the storm is like a rock, darkening the hometown.

I wish you could see the cold stars in Tsuen, but I recommend Xuanyuan with my blood.

This is Mr. Lu Xun's "Self-Inscribed Portrait" in his previous life. It is a majestic and passionate patriotic poem.

Especially the last sentence "I recommend Xuanyuan with my blood", even if you have no literary talent, you can't help but get excited when you see this sentence.

"I recommend Xuanyuan with my blood. Well, it's so well written."

"This is the most awesome patriotic poem I've ever seen."

"Master, no matter what the outcome of this victory over Turkey, your poem is enough."

Although Mo Bai didn't explain.

Although Mo Bai didn't say anything.

However, when this poem appeared, how could everyone not know what Mo Bai wanted to express?

The last battle with Turkey attracted a lot of attention.

Even if many people know that this battle is likely to be lost.