Rebirth of the Urban Immortal

Facing the old man's smile and saying nothing, Lin Yi knew that any explanation he could give at this time would be feeble.

Awkward.

He simply stopped talking and turned around to continue eating melon seeds and watching TV. But there was nothing interesting to watch on TV at the moment. The Spring Festival Gala hadn't started yet. Of course, even if it started, it wouldn't be interesting.

The Spring Festival Gala is getting worse every year these days. If you think about it carefully, celebrating the New Year is actually quite boring. It feels like the flavor of the New Year is getting weaker and weaker.

On usual New Year's Eve, the family of three would watch the Spring Festival Gala, fight with landlords for a while, wait for the twelve o'clock bell to ring on the TV, and then this night would be unforgettable.

It's just that this year is a little different. A little fox demon from Qingqiu has sneaked in.

The night is getting darker.

I don't know when snowflakes started to fall outside, and along with the cold wind, thousands of households turned on their lights.

The room is warm, the Spring Festival Gala has just started on TV, and the New Year's Eve dinner that has been busy all afternoon is on the table.

With the sound of programs on TV, we begin to welcome the New Year.

"This year we have a new member in our family. This red plum heralds the New Year, and the auspicious snow heralds a good harvest. It's another new year. Congratulations on the New Year. This..."

At the dinner table, Lin Yuguo was sitting at the main seat and delivering a New Year's speech. He was holding a wine glass and was thinking of a long speech. The words he had thought of suddenly got stuck. He simply waved his hand and said, "Happy New Year anyway."

"Happy New Year."

"Happy New Year."

"Happy New Year."

The sound of firecrackers, congratulations, and laughter came from the TV.

Lin Yuguo's face was red from drinking, and he started chatting with Lin Yi, talking about everything from astronomy to geography to history.

Yu Shuhui couldn't get in the conversation either. She always remained silent on matters involving knowledge.

Xiaobai ate with his head down and listened. The more he listened, the more confused he became. His head was filled with questions, and he once again suspected that he might be really stupid.

"Dad, your view of history is ridiculous and completely wrong. The most taboo thing about reading history is to take on the perspective of a superior person. Your interpretation is at the level of a high school student."

Lin Yi curled his lips, "History must use dialectics, look at both sides, and put it into the context of the time. You cannot use today's values ​​​​to look at the ancients. Read less street literature and more genuine books."

Facing his rebuttal, Lin Yuguo was angry and embarrassed. This guy didn't save any face for himself.

"I paid for you to study history and this is how you repay me?"

"I'm just pointing out what's wrong with you, so that you don't get into deeper trouble." Lin Yi took a sip of wine, put another dumpling in his mouth, and said vaguely, "Besides, let's read history."

"You just talk, what are you screaming for? Do you want to show your true colors?"

"What is my true form? Look at this."

Lin Yi covered his cheek and spit out a copper coin from his mouth.

Good guy, your lower mouth is a bit too harsh, and the copper coins are a little deformed.

"Just one of the more than a hundred dumplings has a copper coin. It means you are lucky, so just enjoy it secretly." Yu Shuhui pursed her lips.

"Well, I also think I'm lucky." Lin Yi agreed, and subconsciously glanced at the little fox demon beside him.

He continued to eat. After the interruption, Lin Yi stopped arguing with Lin Yuguo and started watching the Spring Festival Gala, complaining while watching.

"The Spring Festival Gala in the past two years has become more and more boring. The sketches are all copied from the Internet. You can't laugh at all. Later, they always forcefully sensationalize and make you cry. That's it. You can't cry yet. It's embarrassing. Awkward."

"Also, this cross talk is all about praising virtues. Obviously cross talk is meant to be satirical, but it has to be positive."

Xiaobai didn't see the flaws Lin Yi mentioned. Of course, she didn't know where the laughter was.

She just listened carefully, feeling that if she could see the shortcomings of these programs like him, it would mean that she had completely integrated into this world.

From about six o'clock in the evening, we ate until ten o'clock, and the New Year's Eve dinner was finally over.

There were more than a dozen dishes, and a large pot of dumplings. Most of the dishes were eaten, and there were not many dumplings left. After finishing cleaning up the messy cups and plates on the table, cleaning what needed to be cleaned, and cleaning what needed to be cleaned.

After finishing his work, Lin Yi slumped down on the sofa, enjoying the comfort after eating comfortably.

Looking at Xiaobai beside him, he remembered something and said, "We have to stay here all night to stay up late."

"Well, my aunt told me when we were cooking in the afternoon."

Xiao Bai nodded slightly and subconsciously looked at the guest room in the corner. He had lived there a few months ago, and he had just met this person at that time.

As he was watching, he suddenly noticed something. When he looked down, Lin Yi had already put his arm around his waist.

Looking up at Lin Yuguo and his wife, he saw that they were watching TV intently. He hesitated, quietly moved to Lin Yi, and then leaned on his shoulder.

When I first met this person, I never thought that I would like this person. I always thought about how to go back.

But now I don't want to go back. I still like this person very much and always think about how to get close to him.

"Aren't you afraid that my parents will see you like this?" Lin Yi leaned into her ear and whispered.

"Then I won't be like this with you anymore." After saying this, Xiaobai blushed and planned to get up. She also felt that this was a bit too blatant.

"In this way, let's go to my bedroom. Then you can do some more extreme things, such as kissing and hugging."

"I, I don't want it."

"It's okay, let's go." Lin Yi forced her to stand up and walk to the bedroom.

Seeing this, Lin Yuguo and Yu Shuhui looked at each other and asked, "Why are you two going?"

"What are you doing? You continue to watch the Spring Festival Gala. Let's go to the bedroom to chat for a while, read a book or something." Lin Yi's expression was natural, and he had already thought of the reason in an instant.

Hearing this, the couple secretly curled their lips.

Are you still reading a book, are you fooling me?

Did you go there to read a book?

Are there books in your bedroom?

"Then you go, books are the ladder of human progress, and reading books is good for you." Lin Yuguo stared at the TV screen with a serious face, hesitated, and then warned, "Remember to be restrained when reading."

"Well, study hard and make progress every day." Lin Yi resisted the embarrassment and pulled her to continue walking to the bedroom.

As soon as I reached the door of the bedroom and was about to open the door, I was suddenly stopped again.

"Just a moment."

"Mom, do you have anything else to do?"

"It's nothing." Yu Shuhui came over, put her hand into Lin Yi's trouser pocket, and stuffed something inside.

"Okay, you go read a book."

Lin Yi put his hand in his pocket and felt it. It was square and he could feel a circle in the middle.

His expression condensed.

Is this something that can be used for reading?

He opened the door as if nothing had happened and stepped into the bedroom. The moment the door closed, he heard a faint muttering.

"Those who celebrate the Chinese New Year are noisy at home and do not control themselves."

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