Rebirth of the Wild Age

In the 1980s and 1990s, Chinese demons danced wildly, including private detectives.

Maybe it's because I've watched too many movie videos, or maybe it's because the Sherlock Holmes series of novels are all the rage, and all kinds of detective agencies have popped up. Two of the most influential ones are-

One is "Shenghai Social Security Consulting and Investigation Firm", whose founder is the legendary detective Duanmu Hongyu. Before retiring, he served as the director of the criminal investigation department of Shenghai Public Security Bureau. He directed and cracked a series of major cases such as the huge theft case of the Shenghai Banknote Printing Factory, the Jinjiang foreign-related murder case, and the theft of property at the US Consulate. After Duanmu Hongyu retired, he contacted three old friends who were recognized as the "Four Detectives" in China at that time, and the four of them co-founded a detective firm.

The other is "Ning Province Shenying Detective Agency", which was also founded by retired police officers. Although this detective firm is not as good as Shenghai's in terms of strength and reputation, it is the only private detective agency that is truly legally registered in New China and has the word "detective" in its name.

In 1993, the central government officially issued a notice that non-governmental organizations were not allowed to accept civil and economic dispute cases, were not involved in debt collection and security defense technology consulting, and were not allowed to conduct investigations that violated personal privacy.

As a result, the thriving private detective industry in China has not developed and grown. The rest dare not hang the "Detective" brand, and their business scope is concentrated in the field of "catch mistresses", and help clients find cats, dogs, and children.

Another weekend, Song Weiyang, wearing sunglasses and a hat, walked into a company called "Zhengda Social Information Consulting Office".

The walls were covered with silk banners, the content of which was "punish evil and promote good", "discern the details" and the like. At first glance, I thought I had walked into a police station.

"I was recommended by Director He." Song Weiyang said straight to the point.

The other party was a balding middle-aged man in his 40s. He shook hands with a smile and said, "It was recommended by Lao He, so we are our own people. If you have any questions, please tell me, stalking, secretly filming, catching Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian, looking for cats, looking for Dogs, looking for children...we are good at everything here. There are only two principles: don’t do it for white people, and don’t do it for black people! We don’t dare to mess with white people, and we can’t afford to mess with black people.”

"Help me find a woman." Song Weiyang said.

"That is to find someone," said the bald middle-aged man. "Native place, name, education, appearance, age, social relationship, hobbies... You write down the basic information, and I will help you find it as soon as possible."

Song Weiyang said: "The name and place of origin don't matter. It's best to have a high degree of education. The more beautiful the better, the most important thing is to be beautiful. You must also be smart, outgoing, and know how to make men happy. Also, you must be vain and xenophobic... "

"Wait, wait," the bald middle-aged man hurriedly stopped, "Are you asking me to find someone?"

"Yes." Song Weiyang smiled.

"Brother, this is the first time I've seen you looking for someone like this." The bald middle-aged man smiled.

Song Weiyang explained: "Let me tell you this, a foreigner has provoked me, and I want to make trouble for him. This foreigner relies on his American identity, handsome and young, and seduces Chinese girls everywhere. Go to bed, there are more than a dozen people who got pregnant by him. Do you think such a bastard should be taught a lesson?"

"It's time to learn!" The bald middle-aged man gritted his teeth, which is a normal reaction of Chinese men.

Song Weiyang added: "This foreigner also likes to beat women. He beats women all over with bruises. It is useless to call the police. He is an executive of a foreign company. Do you think it is hateful?"

"It's disgusting!" said the balding middle-aged man.

Song Weiyang said: "I want to find a smart and beautiful woman to date this foreigner, and it is best to be able to marry."

The balding middle-aged man said: "Isn't this cheap for him?"

Song Weiyang said with a smile: "So, this woman must worship foreigners and wish to marry foreign old men. One of them is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. A couple of men and women, wouldn't it be a good show after marriage? Best Encourage that woman not to take birth control pills, to poke holes in the condom, to coerce marriage after pregnancy, and to make trouble at work if foreigners don’t get married!”

The balding middle-aged man laughed loudly: "You are trying to harm that foreigner for the rest of his life."

"Otherwise, how can I relieve my anger? It must be for a lifetime, otherwise I will just find a lady to pretend to be pregnant, and make the trouble go back to the United States, wouldn't it be easier." Song Weiyang said.

"You awesome!" The bald middle-aged man gave a thumbs up.

Song Weiyang said: "After you find a target, you must explain it clearly to that woman. The foreigner is very rich and works as a leader in a foreign company. He is very young, very handsome, very considerate, and very knowledgeable. Don't be fooled. This foreigner has mental problems and likes to beat women, so don't blame others when you get beaten. Besides, he is also very playful, hooking up with little girls everywhere, even if he is married, he will definitely cheat."

The bald-headed middle-aged man nodded and said, "If the woman is willing to post it after knowing this, we won't be doing harm to nature. It's better for this kind of woman to go abroad earlier, so as not to stay in the country and harm us Chinese men."

"That's the reason," Song Weiyang said, "After finding a suitable target, you tell that woman to concentrate on dating foreigners and conceive a child as soon as possible. I will deposit 2,000 yuan into her account every month." Activity expenses. If it can’t be settled within three months, then the funds will be halved. If it can’t be settled within half a year, then I don’t care. Well, it’s best to be a woman who looks gentle but is actually very fierce. The more vicious the heart, the better. This kind of woman marries to the United States, and with the domestic violence test report, she might be able to send the foreigner to jail, and divide more than half of his property when they get divorced!"

The balding middle-aged man wiped the sweat from his forehead and asked, "Brother, I would like to ask, why did that foreigner provoke you? If you do this, you will almost ruin the rest of his life."

"Private detectives should abide by professional ethics, and don't ask if they shouldn't." Song Weiyang reminded.

"Yes, yes, yes," the balding middle-aged man pondered, "I haven't taken a case like yours. How about it, first give 500 yuan as an activity fund, and I will try to find a suitable target for you."

"Yes," Song Weiyang said, "Remember, the more beautiful the better, the smarter the better, and the more vicious the better! You can go to technical secondary schools and universities to find them. There are a lot of gold diggers. Explain the situation to them. Don't fool them."

"Don't worry, isn't that harmful to people?" The bald middle-aged man smiled.

Pay the money and leave.

The bald-headed middle-aged man sent Song Weiyang to the door, and sighed, "Sinister, who made him suffer for eight lifetimes!"

Really, that big-character poster had no influence on Song Weiyang, and even Lin Zhuoyun had little influence. At most, some rumors would spread during this period of time.

But Li Yalun is stingy, and Song Weiyang is even more stingy.

If you make me uncomfortable for a while, I will make you uncomfortable for a lifetime.

What is it to ask Citibank to fire Li Aaron? What is it to let Li Yalun go back to the United States in desperation? Killing people requires a soft knife, and killing the heart is the real method.