Rebirth of the Wild Age

Wang Bo is very lucky, but at the same time he is also very unlucky.

The unfortunate thing is that just after the organization decided to promote him, the central government suddenly promulgated the "Regulations on the Selection and Appointment of Leading Cadres". The regulations stipulated the rigid promotion requirements for leaders above the county level, so the situation was very embarrassing. Wang Bo's post was not long enough... Halfway through the organization procedures, he was suddenly stuck, and he could pass it a month earlier.

In the past, there were no such hard and fast rules, and Wang Bo graduated from a key university, so he was transferred to a minor department within half a year of work, and was promoted to a full-time department after more than two years. This promotion speed is fast enough, but he took the initiative to apply for support for the construction of the west, and was directly promoted to the deputy department by the fire line, and served as the deputy county magistrate in remote areas.

The deputy county magistrate is not even an executive, but is responsible for attracting investment.

Since Wang Bo's work performance is so outstanding that he even registered in the province, the central government called for vigorous promotion of young cadres. So after the county magistrate fell ill, Wang Bo was named by a certain leader to be the acting county magistrate, and he added the word "executive" in front of his deputy county magistrate, which was reflected in the organizational documents as the "deputy secretary of the party group" of the county government. ".

Is this fast enough?

The poverty-stricken areas, old and young, are also in line with the spirit of the central government, and the promotion is so fast!

But the higher-level leaders still felt that it was not enough, so after the new county magistrate took office, Wang Bo was sent to the party school to study, and decided to transfer him to a poorer county as secretary. The organization has already figured it out, he and the richest man Song Weiyang are college classmates, and his two investment invitations are related to Xifeng. To put it bluntly, it is to let Wang Bo play his own advantages, transfer to the most backward areas and attract a few waves of investment.

The problem is that this appointment conflicts with the new central document, and Wang Bo's tenure in office is simply not enough for immediate promotion. Then he can only work around it. The secretary he is about to take up is still "acting" for the time being, and the administrative level still belongs to the deputy department. When the time limit is up, he will be "converted" immediately.

In the next few years, it is estimated that Wang Bo will not be promoted again, and at most he will be reused by the level. It is true that he was promoted too fast before.

...

Song Weiyang was so low-key when he got married, and Wang Bo needs to be even more low-key when he is an official.

Except for the disappearance of Nie Junwan, Song Weiyang, Ding Ming, Peng Shengli, Zhou Zhengyu, and Li Yaolin all rushed to Laizhou for a wedding. Including Wang Bo's close relatives and friends, there were only three tables in total, and the banquet was held in an ordinary restaurant.

There is no wedding ceremony, just go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a certificate, and just set up a few tables to eat and drink.

Song Weiyang and the others sat at the whole table, because Peng Shengli and Li Yaolin brought their families, and Lao Li even brought his precious son.

Peng Shengli's girlfriend is from his hometown and is currently working as an elementary school teacher in Beijing. Both of them belong to the frugal generation who are afraid of poverty. Peng Shengli was wearing a brand-new suit, which he specially bought for the wedding banquet. He was obviously a local tyrant, but he insisted on saving money to buy groceries from street vendors. His girlfriend is similar, wearing a brand new dress, bought at a night market stall for 60 yuan.

The groom, Guaner, was toasting at the next table, and Li Yaolin, a good man from the Gu family, asked, "Old Peng, when are you going to get married?"

Peng Shengli smiled and said: "It's coming soon, I'm looking at the house, I guess I'm going to get married next year."

Song Weiyang asked, "Where's Lao Zhou?"

Zhou Zhengyu said, "Me? I got married last year."

Li Yaolin jokingly said: "This kid is very rude, he didn't even announce the marriage, is he afraid that we won't give the gift money?"

Zhou Zhengyu drank half a glass of white wine with his neck up, sighed and said, "My marriage was an arranged marriage, and the elders of both parties forced me to obtain the certificate. I'm not afraid of your jokes. I've been married for almost a year, and I haven't touched my wife yet. She's a lace By the way, her parents don't know about this, and they are still urging us to have a child all day long."

Peng Shengli asked stupidly: "Is lesbian a common name for a disease? Is there a problem with reproductive function?"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

The whole table laughed.

Peng Shengli's girlfriend also seemed innocent, and asked curiously, "What are you laughing at?"

Ding Ming explained: "Lesbian is a woman who likes women."

"Oh." Peng Shengli and his girlfriend suddenly realized.

Li Yaolin believed that life would be complete if his wife and children were hot on the kang, and he had special sympathy for Zhou Zhengyu, asking: "Then you will live like this? No more children from now on?"

Zhou Zhengyu said: "I discussed it with her. Everyone plays their own things and should not interfere with each other. As for the child, if the elders are really in a hurry, then go to the hospital for artificial insemination. Anyway, she won't let me touch her if she beats her to death." It doesn't matter to me, no matter it's human or not, anyway, the child must be my seed. It's more comfortable this way, and I can mess with flowers and grass outside, as long as I don't bring it home, she won't object."

Song Weiyang smiled and said, "Then you are married, how chic and comfortable you are."

Zhou Zhengyu suddenly put down the wine glass that had just been filled: "At first I thought the same way. The problem is that I'm tired of playing now, and I feel that floating is boring. I just want to have a stable family."

"It's what you deserve," Li Yaolin gloated, "Oh, you're tired of playing, and you just find an honest woman to marry. What do you think of a woman? You're karma."

Song Weiyang couldn't help laughing, raised his glass and said, "Come on, let's have a toast to Mr. Li Yaolin, Friend of Women!"

The bridegroom officer just came to this table to toast and asked, "Why are you talking so lively?"

Zhou Zhengyu didn't want to bring up his scandal again, so he immediately picked up his wine glass and said, "Old Wang, brother and sister, I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years and a baby boy!"

"Thank you, thank you!" Wang Bo clinked his glasses quickly.

After toasting at the table, Wang Bo and his wife also sat down at their table, and from time to time, people from the other two tables came to toast. Song Weiyang had been recognized a long time ago, and these people came here for him, wanting to take the opportunity to get to know the richest man.

Wang Bo was a little embarrassed about this, so he took the initiative to help Song Weiyang hold back the wine.

This guy has been an official for several years, and his drinking capacity has increased greatly. He gulped down a catty of white wine, his face remained unchanged, and his heart beat, just like drinking plain water. His wife is also a hero in a female high school, a student at the University for Nationalities, and just a sophomore in college, and she can drink a thousand cups without drinking.

But when the second catty of baijiu was down, Wang Bo also got a little excited. He said awesomely: "In the village of the Yi people, you can't do anything without drinking. Once I went to the village to investigate the people's conditions, good guy, directly He poured me a large bowl, the kind of sea bowl that was bigger than a basketball. I drank half of it and fainted on the spot. It was medicinal wine that had been soaked for two years, and it was at least 60 degrees Celsius!"

"It's not easy, it's not easy." Ding Ming echoed.

"Not only is it not easy," Wang Bo shook his head and sighed, "The leaders in the county are all masters. If I don't drink, I can't integrate into the organization. Our secretary, who is almost 50 years old, has one or two cups , dry cup by cup. And our county magistrate, who drank until his stomach was perforated, almost died, his stomach was riddled with holes, and three-quarters of it was directly cut by the doctor."

Song Weiyang laughed and said, "So that's how your acting county magistrate was appointed."

Wang Bo said: "That's not true. If the county magistrate doesn't drink up his stomach, how can I have the chance to act as the county magistrate? This kind of custom is bad. The poorer you are, the more you drink, and the more you drink, the poorer you are! But that's how it is in the local area. Only those who can drink You are called a man. If you say that you don’t drink, no one will think highly of you, and you will not be able to start your work at all. Lao Song, the company cadres sent by Xifeng for field inspections were drunk for a day and a night before waking up. do you know?"

"That's bad enough." Song Weiyang said.

"The leaders of the county still think that they are hospitable. They think that they can serve Xifeng's people comfortably by drinking like this. In fact, they offend the other party. If it weren't for the sake of me being your classmate, they would probably He slapped his ass and left," Wang Bo shook his head and smiled wryly, "I also want to change the trend, but I can't do it at all, so I can only learn to drink."

Zhou Zhengyu felt worthless for Wang Bo: "Then you are still a fart, hurry up and transfer back to the big city, how comfortable it is to drink tea in the office, and waste your youth in such a place for nothing. If Lao Song doesn't help, I will help you get involved , guarantee to transfer your level to a very nourishing unit."

"You don't understand," Wang Bo said, smoking a cigarette. "When I first passed, I was actually focused on climbing up. I just wanted to work for a few years and get political achievements before being transferred back. But there are some people and things that will make you unforgettable all your life." , you can never imagine that there are still such poor places in China, and there are people living in such hardship. Oh, let’s stop talking... drink!"

Peng Shengli's girlfriend immediately stood up: "Secretary Wang, I offer you a toast! I also came out of the mountains. I understand your mood and what you want to say. You are a good official!"

Wang Bo suddenly felt a little embarrassed: "No, my secretary hasn't taken office yet, it's just a joke among classmates."

Peng Shengli also got up and raised his glass: "Old Wang, I respect you, I hope you can continue to do practical and good deeds for the people!"

The three of them clinked glasses and drank very formally. Zhou Zhengyu crossed his legs, leaned half on the back of the chair, smoked a cigarette and said with a smile: "OK, OK, your ideological consciousness is high, I'd better continue to hang out. Eat and drink. We have to play, our lives are so carefree and happy, our pursuits are different."

Ding Ming immediately came out to smooth things over: "They are all old classmates, why talk so much? Drink and eat food, and go to the West Lake in the afternoon. I have never been to the West Lake when I grow up."

Song Weiyang said: "This year's West Lake Discussion of Swords, Ma Xiaoyun also invited you, who told you not to come?"

Ding Ming said with a smile: "The bosses of big companies are all here, so I can't make do with it."

"You're the only one still playing tricks?" Song Weiyang said cheerfully, "The combined profits of the five companies that have come to talk about swords this year can't compare to Sogou's. You're too low-key."

Peng Shengli suddenly popped out a sentence: "Silently make a fortune."

Zhou Zhengyu was surprised: "Sogou is better than Tencent QQ?"

Ding Ming explained: "As long as it is search advertising revenue, related businesses have developed rapidly in the past two years, and more and more companies are paying attention to online promotion."

"Amazing!" Zhou Zhengyu gave a thumbs up.

A group of old classmates drank too much, Ding Ming clamored to go to the West Lake, and Peng Shengli and his girlfriend also wanted to see it.

Wang Bo immediately went out and called a few taxis, and everyone crowded into the car laughing and laughing, and Song Weiyang's two bodyguards followed in taxis.

He was drunk enough, anyway, Song Weiyang didn't say a word, just leaned on the back seat and fell asleep.

Wang Bo was the most sober one. He and his wife sat in the front car to clear the way, chatting with the driver about the recent development of Linzhou.

The master driver soon started talking, talking endlessly, even chatting with Wang Bo about the recent robbery and murder case, and reasoning about the case in a serious manner.

"Gah!"

The driver slammed on the brakes, stuck his head out the window and yelled, "Can you drive!"

The few taxis behind could only stop, and they were all blocked on the one-way street. Wang Bo was just chatting and didn't pay attention to what was going on ahead, so he quickly asked, "Are you rear-ending?"

"No," the driver complained, "there are more and more private cars now, and those who drive don't have eyes. Can this road turn around? The BMW in front didn't turn on the turn signal, and suddenly turned around and almost hit the opposite car. Come on, he stopped and almost rear-ended me."

"Boom!"

As soon as the driver finished speaking, he collided with the taxi. The BMW in front reversed for no reason, and the rear of the car hit the front of the taxi directly.

The driver hurriedly got out of the car, knocked on the BMW window and said, "Are you blind?"

There was actually a female driver in the BMW. When she got out of the car, she was still holding a dog, and she yelled back aggressively: "What's the noise, it scared my son!"

The driver looked into the car: "Don't talk about it, there are no children in it?"

The female driver pointed to the dog in her arms: "This is my son, purebred, one cost more than 20,000 yuan, can you afford it if you are scared?"

The driver felt that he had encountered a mental illness, and waved his hand: "Okay, I'm in a hurry, and I don't want to talk nonsense with you. You can see how much you should pay."

"I lost money?" The female driver sneered, pointing to the place where the two cars collided, "You were the one who rear-ended!"

These days there are few driving recorders, and there are not many surveillance cameras on the road. The driver suddenly felt confused. He turned to Wang Bo and said, "Brother, you have to testify to me."

Wang Bo could only get out of the car: "Lesbians, this is just a trivial matter, let's discuss it and resolve it."

The word "comrade" has become derogatory. The female driver immediately pointed at Wang Bo's nose and said aggressively, "Who are you calling your lesbian?"

Ah Nali said that this girl from the Yi nationality has a fiery personality. When she saw her husband getting angry, she immediately got out of the car and said, "I saw it just now. It was obviously you who backed up and hit her!"

The female driver glanced at Ali Wei, and said with a sneer, "Where did the Africans come from? They are as black as ghosts."

"Say one more thing!" Ali said angrily.

"So what? A nigger bitch from Africa!" The female driver said more and more dirty.

Song Weiyang and the others also got out of the car one after another. Zhou Zhengyu just heard this and said with a cold smile, "Yo, the car is not bad, BMW, a rich man."

Facing nearly ten people alone, the female driver remained undiminished, and said with her nostrils upturned: "My mother is rich, what's wrong? You poor taxi-hire ghosts, you will never be able to afford a BMW for the rest of your life!" She pointed again. The taxi driver said, "And you, hurry up and lose money, or I will call the police. Let me tell you, these streets are all mine, and you will be detained if you lose money!"

The driver was trembling with anger: "I'll forgive you, you were the one who backed up and hit it! Are you out of your mind?"

Two bodyguards surrounded Song Weiyang and asked, "Boss, what should we do?"

Song Weiyang scratched his head: "Call the police."

Before Song Weiyang finished speaking, the female driver pointed at the taxi driver: "Who are you calling sick?"

The driver said, "I'll scold you!"

"Crack, crack!"

There were two crisp sounds. The female driver hugged the dog with one hand and slapped the dog with the other. The movements were clean and neat.

The driver was a little dazed by the beating, and then he slapped him back, causing the female driver to have a nosebleed, and the dog in her arms fell to the ground and barked.

"Okay, you have the guts, just wait!"

The female driver finally stood still, took out her mobile phone and called: "Husband, I was beaten..."

Song Weiyang said to the bodyguard: "Call 110 and call the police."

Before the police came, the female driver's "husband" had already arrived, and brought more than 10 horsemen with sticks: "Who beat you?"

"They!" The female driver pointed casually and brought all old classmates like Song Weiyang with him.

This "husband" was also domineering, and shouted: "Hit me, I will be responsible if you kill me!"

"What the hell?" Song Weiyang went straight back to the car to catch up on sleep, he is still dizzy from drunk, let's get some sleep first.