Rebirth Profession Sells Miserably
Chapter 22: Point Marrying Niang (2) [For collection and branches~Thank you~]
The clothes on the three of them are completely different from those in the village. Walking on the road, they will inevitably attract a lot of curious eyes. Some children are more courageous and come up to their clothes with a smile.
"Brother, brother, are you also here to attend the wedding banquet of Lord Floating Dream?"
The original owner's face was naturally soft, as if he had a smiling face. Xing Shu only needed to slightly press his lips, which was very affinity. Compared with the coffin face next to him, a bitter melon face, the child was naturally more willing to pull his trousers.
Seeing that the kid was cute, Xing Shu couldn't help but squeeze his little fleshy cheek: "Yes, but we just arrived here and don't know the way."
"We lead the way, we can lead the way!" The children consciously found something to do. They surrounded Xingshu's hands, and Xingshu had to follow them forward.
Zi Yang and Jun Youyang also followed, walking around looking at the gradually lively village.
Perhaps because of a happy event, the whole village was decorated with lanterns, red lanterns were hung all over the streets, and the ground was covered with red flowers and red paper, full of festive flavor, coming from all directions.
Especially on the tallest wooden building in the whole village, there are still four long red silks. There are big concentric knots hanging on the red silks. The drooping tassels swing with the wind, which is very beautiful.
"Master Floating Dream will be there to welcome the beautiful bride!" The children guided enthusiastically.
It looks like an ordinary wedding ceremony, how could it appear in such a secret realm, and in the form of an illusion?
With doubts in his heart, Xing Shu tentatively asked these children: "Master Fu Meng's bride must be very beautiful, right?"
"Of course! Lord Fu Meng is so beautiful, of course, only the most beautiful person in the world can be worthy of it." The child paused, looked at Xing Shu's face carefully, and said: "It will definitely be as beautiful as you. !"
"Hehe, brother, you look so good!"
"Yes, yes!"
Xing Shu accepted happily, and continued to sell his face: "By the way, I have some questions. I want to test you. If you are right, I will give you a small gift. How about?"
A child might not like this kind of test-test game, but a group of children will always have some who like to compare, so they cheered enthusiastically and let Xingshu ask the question.
Jun Youyang has been following Xingshu, already a little impatient, now when he hears him and a group of children grinding time, he wants to come forward to remind him, but Zi Yang stopped him.
Xingshu didn't care about them, and raised a finger, and said: "The first question, how did Master Fu Meng and the bride meet?"
"I know! I know this!" A group of children raised their hands.
Xingshu points to the child who lifts the fastest: "You are fast, for you."
"Ahem! Master Fu Meng met the bride's sister on the bank of Guiliu. The bride's sister was grooming by the water, but she accidentally dropped her hair rope on the surface of the river, so Master Fu Meng helped her pick up the hair rope! "
"No, right! What he said is wrong! Master Fu Meng knew the bride sister before this! Because before that, Master Fu Meng was accidentally caught online by bad guys. It was the bride's sister who brought Master Fu Meng. Put it back!"
The first child was dissatisfied and said: "But at that time, the bride sister did not know that Lord Fu Meng was a shark! It means that sister bride did not know Lord Fu Meng at that time!"
Shark!
Xing Shu looked at Zi Yang without a trace, then rubbed the ball that came out of his arms.
Jun Youyang, who also wanted to "look at each other", but cast his eyes empty: "..."
When the children saw the ball, they showed interest in an instant. I wanted to reach out and touch it, but Xing Shu smiled and stopped it: "This is for Lord Floating Dream, you can't touch it."
The ball looked at Xing Shu incredulously, tears in his eyes.
Xing Shu pinched his ear and whispered something in his ear.
The ball flicked its tail dissatisfiedly, opened his mouth and bit the finger of the penal pivot.
A child curiously asked: "Does the bride sister like dogs?"
"Like it, isn't the bride sister a human being? It is said that human being is the most fond of raising soul pets."
Xing Shu praised: It seems that you have done a lot of homework. You know a lot. Then I will ask one last question. "
After a pause, Xing Shu grabbed a handful of things from his sleeves and opened his hands in front of them.
In the palm of his palm, one beautiful yellow paper butterfly slowly flapped its wings and flew up.
"Wow!"
Xing Shu said: "Which of you can tell the time, place, and what you need to do when you get married, I will give him these butterflies."
Zi Yang coughed clear behind him, apparently feeling that Xingshu's purpose was too obvious and easy to expose.
But the children in front of them are all children, so naturally there are no adults who think about it too much. They have never seen such things from the outside world. They feel that they are very novel, and they are naturally happy to talk about things they know well.
"I know I know, it's tonight!"
"It's in the tallest wooden building!"
"Marriage, of course, is to bring the bride's sister over, and then let the bride stand with other people. Everyone wears the same robes, letting Master Fumeng order a wife!"
Xing Shu remembered the song the children sang just now: "Marry your mother?"
"Hehe, you can only enter the bridal chamber if you choose the right sister of the bride!"
Jun Youyang said on the side: "What happens if you choose the wrong one?"
What will happen if I make a wrong choice?
As soon as he said this, Xing Shu felt a gloomy wind caressing him, and the whole lively and joyous atmosphere in front of him was a weird meal.
It's like pressing a switch accidentally.
The group of noisy children also stopped, standing stiffly one by one, with pitch-black pupils, looking at them faintly.
Jun Youyang didn't know why it happened so suddenly, he subconsciously grabbed the long whip on his waist.
"I won't choose the wrong one." The children made a small laugh, but what was completely different from the previous one was that they were neat and tidy. They made this voice together: "You can't choose the wrong one."
"How can my own bride choose the wrong one?"
"If you choose the wrong one, you have to start over until you get the right one."
"Only when you choose the right one can you enter the bridal chamber."
"he he he he he."
While they were talking, they sang the song just now, sang and ran away, and ignored Xingshu's so-called butterfly gift.
"Why is it weird?" Jun Youyang frowned.
Xingshu commanded the paper butterflies, flew towards the children, waved to them at the same time, and said: "Hey! This is promised to send you off. Let's play with it."
The children who ran away saw a butterfly chasing, and they turned around and giggled at him: "Thank you brother!"
…
A group of children were sent away, and the three of them surrounded by a dog.
Xing Shu raised his hand lazily: "First of all, I want to say that their hands are extremely cold, like ice cubes, not like living people."
Zi Yang looked at Xing Shu with a little surprise. The children had been holding Xing Shu's hand just now, and Xing Shu didn't show any abnormality at all.
"Is it a shark? I remember it was said in the book that the body temperature of a shark is different from that of a human." Jun Youyang said.
Zi Yang said: "The number of sharks is very small. There are so many people here. It is impossible for them to be sharks. And I heard that when a shark is an adult, he will leave his parents and establish his own ethnic group. Most of the people in the ethnic group are Other fish, because there are very few two sharks living together, unless they are spouses."
"So, now the villagers in this village are all human-shaped fishes. Why do they want to be human-shaped? Because the future wife of their leader is a human race. They have been ordered. From adults to children, they must Transformed into a human form, everyone happily greeted the bride of the human race." Xing Shu opened his palms, and Zi Yang and Jun Youyang discovered that there were a few transparent fish scales in the palms of Xing Shu's palms.
Jun Youyang was speechless: "Three young masters, you have touched the scales of the fish, so let us guess whether it is a dead man or a murloc?"
"No, this thing was not there at the beginning. I held his hand and it felt like ordinary ice, but gradually, after we said a lot, the scales in their palms grew out," Xing Pinching the transparent fish scales, thoughtfully: "But when they finish singing that song, the scales will disappear."
Zi Yang nodded and said: "Sailors have always used singing to make fantasy."
"Hey! But when they sang, didn't they already run away? When did you touch them?" Jun Youyang was puzzled.
Xing Shu smiled mysteriously, his eyebrows crooked.
Zi Yang: "Butterfly."
"what?"
Zi Yang: "Those butterflies are made of yellow talisman. He uses tracking talisman and surveillance talisman."
Jun Youyang couldn't help clapping his hands-True Yin! Even the child is overcast!
"Then what should we do now? Look for the shark man? A shark man has a high score! If it can be taken out, others will be taken in admiration!" The thought of the shark man might be there. In the building, Jun Youyang was very excited.
That's a shark man! The shark who is full of treasure! For a lifetime!
"It's one thing whether you can go out or not. You still want to catch the shark?" Xing Shu thought of Yan Xiao's exhortation before he went out, and said: "Moreover, this shark already has someone he loves. Nine will not follow others."
"Then how are we going to get out? We can't stay here forever!"
Zi Yang looked at the tall wooden building: "Anyway, go take a look first."
The three of them followed the crowd and walked under the wooden building.
There has been a long line up there, present the invitation to the welcoming guests at the door, and then you can go in.
Of course, the three of them did not have invitations. When hesitating to find a way to make three, the ball pulled the Xingshu and whimpered twice in one direction.
Xing Shu looked over at the sound, his eyes lit up.
It was a group of people with different clothes, queuing into the side door of the wooden building one after another, and there was a big wooden sign erected by the door, on the wooden sign two words-marry me.
This is recruiting people to marry!
It is also someone who can definitely see floating dreams!
So Xing Shu hurriedly, with one hand in hand, followed behind the string of teams, and walked in together!
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