Rebirth Starts From 2006

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An hour later, the two teams met.

Zhou Xun proudly carried a bunch of fish strung on branches, some big and small, and threw them on the ground.

Immediately afterwards, Ye Bei and Jin Haixin also threw two strings of fish to the ground. Some of the fish were still jumping. Unfortunately, the fish's gills were skewered by branches and could not jump.

Huang Shan put her hands on her hips, then raised her head, took off her hat, put it on again, looked at Zou Rong and smiled, "We have more than forty fish here, what about you? Is it useful to fish with branches?!"

Zhou Xun had borrowed the three fishing rods just now. Under the director's arrangement, the fishing rods were gone and there were only spare fishing lines and hooks. Yaya and Nazha had no choice but to bring back the fishing lines and hooks. , and handed it over to Wang Zhi and Xin Yue, who claimed to know how to fish.

The final result is,

There were actually more than twenty fish, not much less than Zhou Xun and the others!

Wang Zhi put the fish on the ground, and Zou Rong and Yaya carried two big bags and put them aside.

Zou Rong clapped her hands and said with a grin, "We don't have as many fish as you, but we did find a lot of mushrooms, sweet potatoes, shepherd's purse, Chinese toon, and horse tooth. How about it? Can we call it a fish?" It's heavy?!"

Huang Shan's eyes widened when she saw it, "You are looking for so many wild vegetables and there are so many mushrooms. Aren't you afraid that they are poisonous?"

Upon hearing this, Nazha and Zou Rong's faces suddenly stiffened.

As for the bag of mushrooms that Nazha was looking for just now, most of them were poisonous. If she hadn't asked Cheng Chonglin for help, this trip might have ended before it even started!

Seeing Zou Rong's expression, Huang Shan immediately rolled her eyes slightly, "Have you invited foreign aid?!"

"Ahem,"

Zou Rong put her hands on her hips and said confidently, "I just said that we were not allowed to ask for supplies, but we didn't say that we were not allowed to ask for foreign aid. Why can't we ask for it?!"

Huh?

Is this still possible?

Huang Shan immediately looked around, "Where's the boss? Where is the boss? Is he back?"

She needs someone to judge!

The director immediately shouted from the side, "Director Chen is not back yet, but he is coming soon. He will be there in about five minutes."

Huang Shan looked at the time. It was only five minutes and it hadn't timed out yet. She could afford to wait.

So first let the staff count the supplies.

The main harvest of Huang Shan's team was fish. There were more than forty fish of various sizes, which totaled fifteen kilograms or seven taels?

Well, these fish are really small.

Looking at Zou Rong’s team, the total number of fish is less than six kilograms.

Yes, smaller.

But when it comes to wild vegetables, Team Zou Rong beats Team Huang Shan without exaggerating. You can tell by looking at the volume. Zou Rong has a big bag of mushrooms and a big bag of sweet potatoes dug out of an unknown piece of wasteland. , and two bags of wild vegetables,

Using those few kilograms of small fish and stewing them in a pot together with these vegetables would be enough for these people.

In fact, even the director was very surprised. He didn't expect that they could find so many ingredients with just a few fishing rods and pure manpower.

I don’t know whether I should say they are lucky, or whether I should say they chose the season well this spring.

One has more fish and the other has more vegetables. The two teams are evenly matched.

Huang Shan puffed up her cheeks and said eagerly, "We are about the same. It just depends on how the men's team fares!"

Zou Rong was also curious. She wondered what good things her husband could harvest if he took Lao Lang and Qiao Shan to the east without bringing any tools.

The two directors, who had already received the news through the radio station, were hiding aside and didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Now these two are facing each other tit for tat. I wonder how Boss Chen will feel when he comes back later and sees them bringing two full tables of food. !

…

Chen Yang didn't know that the other two teams had already merged. He was walking with bags in both hands and said, "Hey, Brother Lang, how much do you think Brother Xun and the others can gain?"

The old wolf also had two bags in his hands. When he heard the boss's words, he raised his head and looked at the sky, grinning and said, "It's hard for me to guess. Anyway, as far as I know, Ye Zi and Brother Xun both quit. The boss of the work said that they are industrious and do not distinguish between six animals and six animals. They are unclear about seven things and have a mute eight-tone tone. That is not the case. After all, the eight-tone tone is still complete. What else?"

He shook his head and said, "It depends on luck."

Chen Yang glanced at him blankly, "Brother Lang, the cameraman is still here!"

"ah?"

The old wolf pretended to be awake from a dream, and quickly smiled at the cameraman who was yelling at him, "Master, master, please, please wash this part off, eh, just wash it off, don't let the director see it!" "

The cameraman pondered for two seconds, made an OK gesture, and then pretended to press it a few times, not sure if it was really washed off.

Lao Lang was just joking, and of course it was impossible to actually verify it.

Then he turned his head, looked at Qiao Shan on the other side of Boss Chen, and asked with a smile, "Old Qiao, how much do you think your team can gain?"

Qiao Shan's face fell, and he put on a face of being a bully, "Brother, Brother Wolf, we are on the same team now!"

The old wolf quickly grinned and said, "Yes, yes, I almost forgot, you know what I mean."

"Yes, I know,"

Qiao Shan thought for a while with a grimace and said, "Just think of the lesbians over there. In fact, there are quite a few capable people, like Wang Zhi, Xin Yue, Gu Xuan, and Xiao Fei, all of whom can work in the hall or in the kitchen." , they are good at literature, martial arts, singing and dancing, so I think there is no limit to my expectations for them!"

After the words fell, he turned around and was about to speak, but found that there was no one around him. When he looked back, he saw Boss Chen and Lao Lang looking at him blankly. He couldn't help but look down at himself, and then raised his head, puzzled. He asked, "What's the matter?"

Chen Yang turned to the old wolf and said, "Brother Lang, have you seen it? That's why it is said that mastery of human relations is an article, and understanding of world affairs is knowledge. It is also said that when three people walk together, they must have my teacher. I have learned it today!"

The old wolf also nodded with deep understanding, "I learned it too!"

Upon hearing this, Qiao Shan quickly trotted to the position behind Boss Chen and said with an apologetic smile, "You two brothers were laughing at me, so I just said it casually, nothing else, I am telling the truth!"

Chen Yang and Lao Lang looked back at him at the same time, nodded in unison and said, "What a talent!"

The three of them chatted and laughed and returned to the camp. The other staff had already finished their simple meal and were all busy with their jobs.

There were only two teams of girls gathered together to discuss what Boss Chen and the others would bring back.

Yishan, who was standing at the back, shouted, "They're back."

Everyone turned to look, and then they saw three big men, each carrying two large bags in their hands. They could vaguely see that they contained something like a basin.

Is this what they are?

Huang Shan also forgot to complain to Boss Chen about his wife's cheating. She walked over quickly with wide eyes, grabbed the bag in Chen Yang's hand, lifted it up and opened it.

"My God, what a big pot of stewed chicken!"

Others smelled the fragrance and quickly gathered around.

Lao Lang and Qiao Shan didn't need to take action. The bags in their hands were taken over and opened.

One large aluminum basin after another appeared in front of everyone.

Zhou Xun stood by and counted one by one, "One, two, three...eleven, twelve."

She raised her head with a confused face and looked at Boss Chen blankly, "Where did you get so many dishes?!"

Twelve pots of vegetables are enough for thirty people!

Boss Chen tossed his open clothes to both sides, put his hands on his hips and smiled, "Didn't we go over there just now to find ingredients? We just happened to come across a small village."

Hearing this, Zou Rong and Huang Shan already understood, but they looked at each other and smiled without saying a word, waiting to see how Boss Chen would perform.

Chen Yang continued unconsciously, "Originally, I just wanted to buy some ingredients from the villagers, get some chickens and ducks, and buy some vegetables, so I could make ends meet, right?

But the result was unexpected, the aunt there was very polite, especially when she saw our Brother Wolf,"

As he said that, he pulled the old wolf to the front. The old wolf could only chuckle.

Chen Yang dragged the old wolf and continued, "You didn't see the scene at that time, my dear, it was a huge crowd of people with red flags waving, gongs and drums roaring, and firecrackers blasting."

"Pfft..."

The hilarious Yaya couldn't help but laugh out loud. Who hasn't seen the sketch in 2006? Well, the boss borrowed it to come here.

When he heard her laughter, Chen Yang glared at her, "We're talking about business, be serious!"

This time it was even better. A dozen girls were holding me and I were holding each other, all of them were laughing so hard that they couldn’t stand up straight.

When Chen Yang saw it, he simply didn't bother to perform, and just waved his hands and said, "Anyway, this is the situation. Brother Lang was there to sign autographs and take photos, and Lao Qiao and I went to buy ingredients, but the aunt just made them. The good lunch was all brought out. I was worried that it would be difficult for us to take it, so I poured it into a big basin.

Not worried enough after that, I also plundered the lunches of several neighbors.

Do you know what the point is? They don’t want money yet! Awesome, this is the charm of Brother Lang, I tell you,"

He pointed to the vegetable basin on the ground, "No kidding, they were just made and haven't been touched yet. We found a wooden board to separate them, so we each carried two bags back. I'm so sorry for my hands. …

Hey, hey, what are you doing? "

Huang Shan ordered people to take all these dishes away, and stopped in front of Chen Yang with Zou Rong, and said sternly, "This is punishment for you to intentionally leave loopholes for yourself to cheat. We will accept these dishes."

After a pause, he smiled slightly, pointed to a pile of ingredients not far away, and said, "Don't say we are unjust, do you see those things? We worked hard to find them, and now it's easier for you!"

After saying that, he took Zou Rong and left triumphantly.

There were only three grown men left, staring at each other with big eyes and small eyes, and their breath was blocked in their chests!

…

After all, they finally ate the food they had worked so hard to bring back.

There are so many dishes that even a dozen girls can't finish.

So after a while, they couldn't bear to see Chen Yang and the others killing fish by the river, so they called them over again.

Cheng Chonglin and the others were not asked to take out the tables and chairs. They just sat down on the floor, with nineteen people forming a circle. Whoever wanted to eat could just go and pick it up.

Only then did Zou Rong ask, "Where is this place? Has it left Beijin?"

Chen Yang took a bite of the steamed bun, shook his head and said, "I have left Beijin a long time ago, and I should be leaving Hebei soon."

Originally, he wanted to beg for some rice. For southerners, if you don't eat rice for a day, you feel like you are missing something. But there are more than a dozen households there, and they can't even find a grain of rice. They only have steamed buns and flatbreads. There is nothing they can do. , and can only eat steamed buns.

At this time, Huang Shan, who was sitting on the other side, asked loudly, "Boss, isn't your variety show just asking us to find ingredients for a picnic?"

Chen Yang swallowed the bun in his mouth and grinned, "Of course not,"

Before Huang Shan could speak, he added, "It could also be an adventure."

Huang Shan, "I..."

Chen Yang quickly waved his hand and said with a smile, "I'm not joking anymore, I'm serious."

Then he coughed dryly, turned around and looked at everyone, and said in a serious manner, "I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, I really haven't decided what variety show I want to film this time.

Otherwise, I wouldn’t just tell Mr. Liu to see who is free and not so busy, and come with me.

What I was thinking at the time was that I could shoot whatever I thought of, and it wasn’t fixed. It could be a variety show, a movie, or maybe a MV.

But who knows,"

Chen Yang looked around and let out a long sigh, "Who knew that all the artists in our company would be so idle! Didn't Mr. Xia answer the notice for you?!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone burst into laughter.

When they set out just now, Boss Chen said this, they were still a little uneasy, but after this round of experience of finding ingredients, they quickly got closer to the three bosses, and at the same time they also got to know Boss Chen's character and knew that he He was only serious for a few seconds before he started joking again.

Zhou Xun lay directly on Zou Rong, leaned over his head and revealed a crying face, and said to Boss Chen, "Yes, Boss, we are all too idle. The company has not answered us for a long time. Now we are all at home." I can’t open the pot, so I have no choice but to come out and go fishing with you in the wild to find something to eat!”

Chen Yang held the bun in his mouth and forgot to bite it. He stared at her for several seconds before taking the bun away and said with a dark face, "If Brother Lang said this, I might believe it, you? Humph!"

"no,"

The old wolf suddenly pulled his arm and asked in confusion, "Why, why did I just kill me?"

Seeing that the old wolf suffered an unreasonable disaster, everyone burst into laughter again.

Chen Yang looked at Old Wolf, blinked twice, and said, "Well, Brother Lang, the main thing is that I won't lie."

Then he quickly pointed to Qiao Shan and said, "It's okay, I'll just lift a chestnut with him."

Old Wolf's face dropped, and he waved his hand as if he was resigned to his fate, "Forget it, you are the boss, you can do whatever you want."

"Ahem, then I'm free to do whatever I want,"

Chen Yang turned around and was about to continue criticizing, but saw Zhou Xun already lying on his wife and laughing so hard that he couldn't stand up straight. He shook his head and sighed, "Anyway, I don't plan for you to stay here for long. For a long time, when "The Wind" starts, you will get out immediately,"

Before he finished speaking, he pointed to Yaya on the other side, "And you, follow her!"