Rebirth Turn of the Century

Tesla belongs to Lao Tzu, no one can destroy it!

Zhao Song's heart was pounding.

"Brother, Tesla doesn't sound good at all." Xiao Yu said suddenly.

Zhao Song was stunned for a moment, but he didn't realize that Xiao Yu would take the initiative to speak.

Immediately he smiled.

"Xiaoyu, does that T look good?"

Nod.

"Tesla invented the induction motor more than 100 years ago, and the T is the cross-section of the motor. Do you think Tesla sounds good now?"

Xiao Yu thought for a long time before nodding.

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Wang Xin is the one who posted on the Zhongguancun Online forum. His second-hand Tesla has been having constant problems since he bought it. Today, he went to Zhongguancun Online to find a solution. Who knows...

Open the homepage of the website, and on the official website of Zhongguancun Online, there is a big banner hanging prominently—Tesla Recall Announcement.

Seeing these words, Wang Xin suddenly had an indescribable feeling in his heart. He moved to the banner, tapped it lightly with his finger, and a long text appeared in front of his eyes.

"Dear Tesla Phantom Red users:

Thank you for choosing Tesla in the vast sea of ​​machines!

We are committed to providing users with the ultimate products and services. 5 days ago, our test team found that during the tracking test of Mirage Red products, the value of hard disk bad sectors in a batch (the contract number starts with TPY) was at a critical point, which may lead to instability in individual hosts, resulting in poor user experience for this batch of products. We regret that it was not up to expectations. Adhering to the attitude of putting the interests of users first, we decided to recall this batch of products (1343 units), and in accordance with the company's quality management system standards, we will conduct a comprehensive inspection and investigation of all unsold Tesla Phantom Red products. Sales resumed after related issues.

In the unlimited time in the future, you can return and exchange goods by phone, and the specific methods are as follows:

1. Returns: Consumers who choose to return products can apply for return processing at the original price. And attach a beautiful gift.

2. Replacement: Consumers who choose to replace the device can upgrade to a new 20G brand hard drive with a market price of 1399 yuan for free.

3. Tesla 4S service line: 010—8760****, 010—8760****

As the first manufacturer in domestic commercial history to voluntarily recall products, Tesla has adopted a positive attitude to protect the rights and interests of users.

This recall only involves individual batches of Tesla Phantom Red, and other models of Tesla are produced in strict accordance with the company's quality standards and national standards, and there are no such problems. Our move aims to improve the service level of the industry and ensure that Tesla users enjoy the ultimate products and services.

Thank you to all consumers for your support of Tesla, and we apologize for the inconvenience caused by this recall. Your love is our driving force, we will continue to provide you with the ultimate products and services.

Notice hereby.

Kyoto Tesla Technology Co., Ltd.

June 20, 2000. "

In the future, all foreign-funded and joint-venture brands will not recall or discriminate against domestic consumers.

Now, Zhao Song's Tesla wants to favor the people of the whole country, first of all, starting from Kyoto.

As one of the best consumers in the world, Wang Xin panted heavily, her chest heaving up and down.

"I didn't think about what to do, I just looked for a solution online, I bought a toilet paper that can wipe the anus, but I just threw it away, and I didn't say to trouble anyone.

Tesla! What are you doing? Do you have to embarrass me? "

On the forum, after a long period of silence, someone broke the silence.

"Just returned from studying in the island country, Panasonic spent huge sums of money on television advertisements for five consecutive years in order to recall several problematic products.

Just thinking about when our Chinese people can enjoy this kind of treatment, Tesla issued an announcement, please pay attention to the word "unlimited time". "

"After arguing for so long, after reading the announcement, it's really embarrassing."

"Envy the people of Kyoto..."

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In the office of the Pacific Mall Management Office, Manager Wu yelled: "QNM company quality standards, QNM national standards, you are a broken second-hand computer, you use such high-end words, what a big face you have!"

After scolding, Manager Wu fell silent with a complicated expression. A few unworthy people in the group made Zhao Song pay at least 2 million for 600,000!

Is this still the Zhao Song who was coaxed by his two kind words?

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Rebirth is the biggest cheat, not because of how many things you remember, but because of the 18-year information explosion you experienced!

The big man is reborn to open up the world, the little man is reborn... what a waste.

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Instead of watching the hustle and bustle in the forum, he sent away Qi Dongqiang, who was blown by the spring breeze of reform, and Zhao Song welcomed Fu Jianxing, the patent attorney of the electric condom.

"Zhao Song, this is the patent document of China, the island country, and the eagle country."

Zhao Song took the information bag, flipped through it carefully, and carefully put it into the safe.

Fu Jianxing watched Zhao Song finish all this with a dark face. Why do you treat such a crap with so much caution?

"Brother Fu, this is the contract that your two juniors signed for me, please help me find out what's wrong." Zhao Song handed him the Pacific contract.

Fu Jianxing read very slowly, until the last page was turned, and then he slowly said: "There is nothing on the whole...wait..."

Fu Jianxing turned to the last page again, read it carefully again, and then closed the page with a flushed face.

Zhao Song said slowly: "There is no problem with the chapter, but there is also a problem. There is no problem with the contract, but there is also a problem. A small hard drive that is not marked on the contract, at least let me accompany 2 million.

I don't mean to blame anyone, this is a new industry, and there are too many new rules waiting for us to explore. "

Zhao Song pursed his lips and rubbed his chest. He still felt distressed, but he really couldn't blame anyone but himself. In order to save money, he found two free trainee lawyers...

"Brother Fu, I plan to hire you as Tesla's legal counsel. Besides the patent application," Zhao Song said after hesitating for a while, "I'm also responsible for finding a lawyer for the company."

Fu Jianxing was dumbfounded, "What do you mean looking for a lawyer? Am I not a lawyer?"

Zhao Song pointed to the Pacific contract in front of him, and replied: "Like this, you must know which lawyer in the industry is proficient in this kind of contract. I need you to help Tesla hire it."

Fu Jianxing understood, and after thinking for a long time, he said: "Okay! If I can do it myself, I hope you will give me a chance."

Zhao Song's heart relaxed, he nodded happily and said, "Now I have a chance."

After finishing speaking, Zhao Song turned on two second-hand cameras, one for the panoramic view of the two talking, and the other for Fu Jianxing.

"I'm sorry, Brother Fu, just to be on the safe side, please bear with me."

That's what Fu Jianxing did, he didn't care at all, he just shrugged.

Zhao Song carefully took out a document and handed it to him.

"A series of five chassis, including the vertical structure inside, the cooling air duct, the way of placing the power supply, the appearance, and the buckle for tool-free disassembly. I want to apply for a global patent!"

Fu Jianxing took out a photo from the data, and couldn't help sighing: "I'm also a computer enthusiast, I have to say, it's really fucking beautiful!"

Zhao Song agrees, a generation of classics, can they not be beautiful!

"I don't know how to draw or use CAD. I can only make a real object. The workmanship is a bit rough. All you need to do is draw it with a photo and apply for a patent."

Fu Jianxing picked up the photo and shook it slowly towards the two cameras before saying, "Don't worry, leave the rest to me. Do they have names?"

"Crows! Tesla—crows!"

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