Rebirth: War on the Honest

Back in the dormitory, Zhang Gaoqiang frowned and turned on the light to study. Even Zheng Bo opened a brand new advanced mathematics textbook and made signs on it.

Only Liu Yisheng was nestled on the stool, using headphones to isolate the whole world. The only sound around him was the sound of keyboard and mouse fighting in the League of Legends world.

The originally harmonious dormitory environment was affected by Liu Yisheng playing games every day, which affected his roommate's normal schedule. Zhang Gaoqiang was quite critical of Liu Yisheng.

"It's so unbecoming of a man to end up like this just because you lost your love."

Zhang Gaoqiang doesn't talk much on weekdays, but he has never been accustomed to unmanly people. When he was a new student, he took the lead in conflicts with international students and rushed to the front to protect his roommates.

Zheng Bo has always played the role of a good old man and is very empathetic. He feels that Liu Yisheng is really miserable, and it is normal to play games to vent his anger. He can't help but dissuade Zhang Gaoqiang: "Forget it, forget it, we are all buddies."

After Gu Yunzheng and a few girls reported that they had returned to school safely, they were cleaning their shoes on the balcony. The complaints from several people in the room reached his ears. He put down the brush in his hand and quietly stood behind Liu Yisheng to watch the battle.

Well, after playing for so long, I still have Ionia Gold, so I do have some talent.

Seeing that Liu Yisheng was in a state of decline and was on the verge of becoming an Internet-addicted teenager, Gu Yun decided to give him a hand and take another path.

"We haven't had a dinner together in our dormitory for a long time, right? Let's go out to get together later?"

Gu Yun pulled off Liu Yisheng's headphones, put his arms around the necks of Zhang Gaoqiang and Zheng Bo, and whispered, I have a solution for this situation. Playing games can't cure the disease of not having girls, it's up to me.

"I don't want to go, you go ahead." Liu Yisheng said listlessly.

"Oh shit, what are you doing?"

It turned out that Gu Yun pressed the shutdown button on his computer and threw his coat on his head: "Hurry up and get dressed, brothers, let's have a drink with you. It's such nonsense. If you don't go, I'll take advantage of you while you sleep."

If I take secret photos, please post them on the school intranet, and be obedient."

Forums have become a thing of the past without realizing it. The school network has become very popular this year and has quickly occupied a large number of campus markets.

Faced with such coercion and inducement, Liu Yisheng had no choice but to stand up. His head could be cut off and the blood would bleed, but he could not throw away the burden of being an idol.

In the evening breeze and moonlight, the brothers got dressed and went to the small barbecue stall opposite the school.

Although it is said to be a small barbecue stall, it actually has its own facade, but everyone likes to set up a table outside to eat, put out a few bottles of beer, and accompany the passing people and neon lights to toast and drink with a few friends.

It is the smoke of human beings.

After two laps, everyone was a little high, especially Liu Yisheng, who had been silent for a while, and drank several glasses of wine in a row.

"I understand clearly that women are not worthy."

Everyone was talking to each other, talking about happy things in school, when Liu Yisheng suddenly said something.

"Doctor, there are good girls all over the street, but you and the Communist Youth League secretary are not suitable for each other. Don't think so."

Zheng Bo's tone was a little serious and he patted Liu Yisheng on the shoulder.

Liu Yisheng raised his head and took another big sip. He had been immune to his roommate’s advice from honest people so many times during this period that he didn’t listen at all.

Gu Yun thought to himself, this kind of persuasion is just like not saying anything at all. It has some effect. Heart ailments require heart medicine.

"Doctor, you used to coax the secretary of the Communist Youth League every day, say good morning and good night to her, find topics to chat about, and give her gifts. She came to you as soon as you called her. Do you think this behavior is considered licking the dog?"

Liu Yisheng's face turned cold and he said angrily: "I'm an idiot, why did you just lick me? And you still fucking laughed at me?"

Gu Yun raised his hand, toasted Liu Yisheng with a glass of wine, and continued: "Brother, think about it from another angle, is it possible that if you lick someone, you will feel uncomfortable every day and feel that you are licking a dog. You lick ten

What about an individual? How about a hundred licks? What was your state of mind at that time? Will you still feel uncomfortable?"

"...?"

Liu Yisheng drank up the yellow liquid in the cup and fell into deep thought.

"As the saying goes, one lick is for a dog, and a hundred licks is for a wolf. If you lick nine million, you are a wolf among wolves. A wolf among wolves is the king of the sea. A knowing lick is the hardest to guard against. Brother, since you have chosen

If you lick it, the situation will open up."

Gu Yun solemnly inculcated into Liu Yisheng the methodology of the young Neptune of later generations, fighting fire with fire. Facts have proved that there is no natural master of love, and no one has come through hard work. Only unforgettable practice can save honest people.

Before he finished speaking, Gu Yun took Liu Yisheng's mobile phone, opened the Apple Store, found an app, and clicked to download it.

"Stop bragging, fuck! How is this possible? I haven't known any women since I went to college..."

After Liu Yisheng thought about it for a while, he was about to refute that this statement was either bragging or fantasy, when he was interrupted by Gu Yun.

"Don't question it, just look at this first."

Gu Yun spread out the mobile phone in his hand. On it was a whole page of girls' selfies, as well as the real-time location of how many meters away from him.

2011 is the first year of social software. This software has just been officially launched on the iOS client in August. It is a dominant one. Countless young people who are at the forefront of the trend have found their ideal type on it. The word yp has not been invented yet.

Socializing with strangers is still a pure land.

The first generation of Momo, for Liu Yisheng, who has good looks and a local filter, is nothing more than a killer weapon for his transformation.

Liu Yisheng looked at the unfamiliar software on his phone, and then remembered the theory Gu Yun had just said, and the light that had been extinguished for a long time gradually brightened in his eyes: "No, this is okay, how to play this?"

"Trash, do you still need someone to teach you? Register yourself and go back to study."

Gu Yun pointed out that if you want to change a person's confused and disordered life, you must first give him a hope that is within reach.

Socializing with strangers in the previous life was different from this era. At that time, the major social software was eccentric and homogeneous, and users were also involved. In the sensual YP environment, social software players have long been lost.

Love each other seriously and treat each other sincerely.

While Liu Yisheng still has such a pure heart, let's drag him for a spin in the sea.

I have been away for half my life and am now a teenager when I return. After accumulating enough love experiences, I can decisively give up licking an impossible person, refuse to be a spare tire, and have the powerful ability to control my emotions freely.

After all, in his previous life, he graduated from college and went to work without much dating. He has become a frequent VIP at major venues. His daily routine is to share with his friends which technicians in Shenzhen have excellent skills and good looks.

Gu Yun also asked Liu Yisheng at that time after drinking for three times, brother, you have been playing for so long, don't you want to have a serious relationship?

The middle-aged Liu Yisheng, who had a slightly bulging belly, smiled and lit up a cigarette. His eyes were full of vicissitudes that did not suit his age. His eyes, which had been tempered by many years of fun, always brought a three-point perspective when he looked at people.

"Love? Haha, even dogs don't talk about it!"