Rebirth without Regrets
Chapter VI Conditions
Chapter 6 Condition()
"Although your soul has been helped by Xuanyou Ice Dew, your spirit and consciousness have been greatly improved, and it will help you gradually develop your brain, but after all, you have just been reborn and your brain is not fully developed. If you can completely receive all the memories of this life at once , it will not only make you relive those unhappy or painful experiences that you don’t want to recall, but also damage your brain. Therefore, I will help you sort it out and put a seal on it. It will not affect your current memory, but will only make you deep in your consciousness. Latent memories are gradually and clearly activated as your brain grows and your mental power develops."
I originally thought that this request would have to go through several debates and confrontations, and maybe some discounts would be needed, but I didn’t expect that King Yama would agree so easily. Although some memories will only become clearer gradually, what King Yama said is indeed very reasonable. , not allowing him to question it. So he quickly agreed, feeling secretly happy in his heart. However, in order not to let King Yama look down on him, which would not be conducive to further extortion, he still acted calmly.
Of course, he didn't know that the seal placed by King Yama was not only to help Leng Binghan, as he said, but also to prevent him from changing the balance of development in the world too much with his powerful past life memories. He would wait for a few rebirths. Years later, when Leng Binghan realized this problem, it was useless to curse King Yama loudly.
Of course, this is something for later.
"The second condition is that I must have the ability to defend myself. Otherwise, as a person who has been born again across the century, wouldn't it be very shameful to be knocked to the ground by others? If I accidentally die, It’s even more of a waste of your good intentions, Lord God, to let me be reborn!”
I wish you would die as soon as possible! King Yama slandered in a very uncivilized way. But then he thought about it, do you want this guy to bother me again after he has died, and not take my life? So he quickly responded: "Okay, I will arrange for someone to protect you." , I promise I won’t let you get hurt!”
"That's all well and good, but why do you have the nerve to trouble God Lord with everything? People still have to rely on themselves. Didn't Chairman Mao teach us to do it ourselves so that we can have enough food and clothing? What's more, we are so passive when someone protects us. How can we be so powerful on our own?" Leng Binghan said very politely, but he was thinking in his heart: One late night with high wind and dark moon, a beautiful woman encountered a gangster on her way home. At this time, she stepped forward to save the beauty and beat the gangster with three punches and two kicks. The beautiful woman looks at you lovingly and leans in gently, wow, how romantic and charming that is! Thinking of this, a somewhat obscene smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
King Yama said helplessly, "Then I will find someone to teach you a set of martial arts, and you will practice it yourself after you are reborn!"
"What martial arts? The Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms or the Six Meridians Divine Sword? Or the Nine Yang Divine Art? The Nine Yin Manual?" Leng Binghan couldn't help but asked excitedly after hearing this.
Which man doesn’t yearn for the martial arts life of fighting swords and rejoicing in revenge? I remember when I was a child, I would wear my coat without sleeves all day long, buttoning only the first button as a cloak, playing the role of a hero with a broken wooden sword I made, and The little friend was beaten and killed, saying that he wanted to punish good and eliminate evil. In the end, he almost blinded his friend. He was beaten up by his parents and the wooden sword was burned. At that time, he burst into tears. Not only Because of the pain, and even more because of the shattering of my martial arts dream.
If I could really learn these legendary martial arts, really become a knight in the city, walk around the streets and alleys, punish criminals one by one, and then go away amidst people's exclamations and cheers, it would definitely be better than the movies.
There are some cool ones like Zorro and Black Man in it. Wow, I’m really looking forward to it!
King Yama rolled his eyes at him and struck: "Do you really think there is such martial arts? Those are just fabrications in martial arts novels. There are real martial arts in the world, but they are not as magical as described in martial arts novels. For example,
Wudang Tai Chi, Shaolin Luohan Boxing, Hebei Tan Kou, etc., if you master it, there will be no problem against dozens of ordinary people. But if you want to kill one person in ten steps and leave no trace for thousands of miles, it is simply impossible."
After hearing what King Yama said, Leng Binghan was greatly discouraged and said feebly: "Then what are you going to ask me to teach you?"
"Based on your situation, I suggest you learn Wing Chun. It's easy to get started and it doesn't require much qualifications. You can achieve success after twenty or thirty years of hard work."
"What about Dacheng?"
King Yama glanced at Leng Binghan lightly and said expressionlessly: "I'm not looking down on you, but you should never dream of this goal for the rest of your life!"
"Pfft!" Leng Binghan fainted and fell to the ground. He got up after a long while. He said depressedly: "Aren't you kidding me? What kind of experience have you learned? I was reborn to enjoy a life without regrets, so I was busy doing it.
If you can’t achieve success after practicing martial arts, then what’s the point?”
Seeing Leng Binghan deflated, King Yama felt so happy, and the depression accumulated in his heart suddenly eased a lot. However, he still pretended to be serious and said: "Then there is no way, how can you practice martial arts well if you don't practice hard."
Leng Binghan rolled his eyes, "How about you teach me how to cultivate?"
"Hmph!" King Yama sneered twice, as if he had heard the funniest joke in the world, and said in a shameless manner: "Cultivation is a hundred times more difficult than practicing martial arts. You just practiced it for 180 years from the time you were just reborn to the time you died.
In ten years, it probably won’t be successful.”
Leng Binghan was still unwilling to give up, and said: "How about you give me an elixir. If you don't take it, you can fly to the sky immediately, but if you don't have to work hard to lay the foundation, it will be enough for me to live freely in the world. What? No, that's good, Peiyuan
There are always pills and the like, right? What is Peiyuan Pill? It’s the kind that can open up the meridians and improve one’s skill after eating it. You can have decades of skill without having to practice hard, and you can become an innate master, and then just practice casually.
You can beat all the invincible opponents in the world by practicing your moves. What? Nothing! I’m confused, are you still King Yama? Why don’t you have anything?"
King Yama was hanging his head aside, depressed to the point of tears. What are these demands?
He really doesn't have these things. He can't afford high-level elixirs. Only the great gods such as Taishang Laojun and above can afford them. Other gods can't even think about it. He looks down on low-level elixirs and they are useless.
Not to mention the things Leng Binghan said about increasing his skill, which seemed like rubbish to him. What's more, even if he really had it, he wouldn't dare to give it to Leng Binghan. Reincarnation has already reached a certain level.
It violates the law of heaven, but it is always within the control range. If he is allowed to become so abnormal that it destroys the balance of the entire mortal world and disrupts the development of laws, there will be big chaos, which will affect not only the mortal world, but also other places.
Several realms. Even King Yama could not bear this responsibility even if he killed him.
Leng Binghan talked for a long time, and all his saliva was dry. Seeing that there was no result, he gasped and said shamelessly: "Anyway, I don't care, you have to help me find a way to get it done!
Either - or - I - I will - I will - just - not leave."
When King Yama heard this, he was both angry and ridiculous. If it were someone else, he wouldn't leave if you didn't leave. He would send you directly to the eighteenth level of hell to enjoy it slowly. You can't leave even if you want to, but you are faced with the coldness.
Han, he really has no choice. If he doesn't handle this matter quickly and let Leng Binghan return to the earth as soon as possible, he will be in trouble. Being able to make up for it this time has already given them a huge face. If he can't handle it well,
I really don't know what will happen.
His grandma's trouble was caused by Thor. Why should I be left here to suffer and suffer while they are comfortable on the side? It's not possible, and we can't make it easy for him. The more he thinks about it, the more depressed he becomes, and the more he thinks about it, the more unbalanced he becomes.
An idea gradually emerged.
After making up his mind, he said: "Actually, there is a way to meet your requirements!"
"What can I do?" Leng Binghan asked urgently.
I just relied on King Yama to find a solution, but it was actually just a joke that I couldn't vent my depression for a while. If it didn't work, I had to accept it. I really didn't expect King Yama to really have a solution, so I was really overjoyed.
"Have you ever heard of Thor?"
"Thunder God? Is he the Lei Zhenzi from the list of gods?"
"The list of gods is just a made-up story. Where did the thunder god come from? The god of thunder refers to the male thunder and lightning mother, who specializes in making thunder and lightning. They have a treasure called lightning, which is refined by the thunder god couple by collecting the source of thousands of thunders.
The treasure is their beloved thing and is always at their side. If you can have this treasure, it will not only automatically protect the owner in critical moments, but also give you the ability to control thunder and lightning. Of course, with your ability, the treasure
The effect is less than one ten thousandth, but it is enough to meet your needs in the mortal world!"
"Thunder God's treasure? Can you control thunder and lightning? Doesn't this mean you have superpowers? Wow, you don't have to wake up early and work late at night to practice, and you don't have to do boring and boring hard work. You can have such sharp abilities. It's so cool. It's so cool." Thinking about it in the future.
In a short time, he could send out a stream of thunder and lightning, which was sharp and stylish, and Leng Binghan's face turned red with excitement.
But then he pretended to be uninterested and said: "But that is the treasure of the God of Thunder, how could you give it to me?" In fact, he was thinking in his heart: Hey, you have said it, there must be a way, if there is no way, see if I don't
I'm in a hurry with you.
King Yama didn't seem to notice his cunning intentions, and pretended to be tragic and righteous as he said: "Who made us make a mistake in our work and cause harm to you? Since you like this thing, I will get it for you even if I sell it.
But this matter has come to an end, you can’t make any more excessive demands, and there’s nothing I can do about it.”
How can Leng Binghan be dissatisfied? This time it was purely a blessing in disguise. He was able to get so many benefits from King Yama. Not only did he get the opportunity to be reborn, he started a wonderful life again with a cheat device, but he also got the treasure of the God of Thunder.
Possessing extraordinary abilities, he was already overjoyed and could not find the answer to his happiness. If he were to be greedy again, he would make King Yama break up, but it would be like a chicken flying over an egg, and the bamboo basket would be empty.
So he hurriedly said: "How could it be? The saints all say that people are not saints, how can they be without faults? Lord God, you also do it for work, and you will make mistakes when you have to do things. I completely understand this and can understand it. What's more,
God Lord, you are really responsible, you dare to take responsibility, and your sincerity is enough, what else can I ask for too much? I am also a very talkative person!"
King Yama was almost angry. His grandma, why weren't you so easy to talk to before there was so much compensation?
But the matter was finally settled, and the stone hanging in King Yama's heart finally fell to the ground. He let out a long sigh and invited Bai Wuchang to take Leng Binghan for a stroll nearby to experience the customs of the underworld.
He repeatedly told Bai Wuchang to watch Leng Binghan and not let him cause any trouble. Then he hurriedly went to find the God of Thunder to settle accounts.
He is also afraid of long nights and many dreams!
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