Reborn 2005: The Internet Myth

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"Dear Executive Officer, please name the planet you are on."

"Earth."

"The naming is successful and will be reported to the Interstellar Alliance later. After the registration is successful, the earth will become your private property."

Yan Yuan immediately drooled all over the floor. This is too arrogant. The entire earth has become my private property, so doesn’t everything on the earth belong to me?! Diamonds, beauties, everything is mine?!

"Executive Officer, please upgrade your planet as soon as possible. When the planet level reaches 1, you can successfully apply to the Star Alliance and successfully join the Star Alliance."

Listen, what I said before was "your planet", but after a while it became "your planet". Look how rigorous they are in saying this. By the way, you need to upgrade, right? Level 1? The requirements are so low.

? Yan Yuan asked casually: "What level is the earth now?"

"There is no hierarchy."

"What?"

"The current average life index of the earth is 0.8, the technology index is -5, and the level cannot be evaluated."

I'm going to go! The earth's technology has been so advanced and it's actually a negative number! Are you looking down on our earth's black technology? Yan Yuan asked with a black line: "What are the conditions for upgrading to level 1?"

"The life index is 10, the technology index is 10. We have ten three-star space warriors and build a primary aircraft carrier."

"There are many aircraft carriers on Earth?"

"Dear Executive Officer, I mean the kind that flies in the sky."

…

Yan Yuan, who was originally heroic and optimistic about the future of becoming famous and traveling in the universe, was suddenly shocked. After a detailed understanding, he realized how weak the earth is now.

What is the concept of the earth's average life index of 0.8? It means that if 10 three-star space warriors are placed on the earth, they can kill more than 6 billion people with their bare hands without losing their breath. Because the life index of the three-star space warriors is as high as

300 points!

The concept of a technology index of -5 is that if another planet comes over with a rudimentary aircraft carrier, the earth will be gone after three shots - meaning it is really gone!

What kind of mess had he picked up? Yan Yuan hammered his head in pain and began to regret why he was so mean to pick up such a thing.

However, after Can put away the screen, he spoke again: "Dear Executive Officer, after preliminary assessment, I have to regretfully inform you that your planet is on the verge of destruction. According to the Star Alliance Charter, based on humanitarian relief

According to the rules, you will receive the first part of "Star Warfare" and a copy of the Star Network User Manual. The Star Alliance wishes you good luck..."

"Wait for a while, wait for a while." Yan Yuan calmed his thoughts and asked with an unkind expression: "I heard you right. What you just said was that the earth is on the verge of destruction? Make it clear!"

"After detection, your planet's atmosphere is filled with countless radio waves."

Isn’t this nonsense? What will happen if there is no radio on the earth? Mobile phones, TVs, and satellites cannot be used.

"Radio waves are the unique signal transmission method of the Zerg. Data show that the Phaseless Star Field next to the Pangu Star Field has been occupied by the Zerg, and the Milky Way where the Earth is located is on the edge of the Pangu Star Field, close to the Phaseless Star Field...

"

"What do you mean?"

"Dear Executive Officer, such strong radio waves are enough to prove that the earth has been invaded by the Zerg, and the earth has been transformed by the Zerg into a lighthouse to guide the Zerg in the Phaseless Star Domain to attack the Pangu Star Territory."

WTF, WTF, WTF!

Yan Yuan's mind was confused for a moment. What's going on? It was a science fiction movie, but why did it turn into a disaster movie in seconds?

"How long until the Zerg arrives on Earth?"

“Insufficient information makes it impossible to predict.”

…

After a long nap with his head covered, Yan Yuan saw the damn "can" the first time he got up.

"Why did I pick you back when I was so desperate! FXXK!"

After washing up, Yan Yuan was too lazy to eat breakfast and sat down in front of the can again, staring blankly at this extraterrestrial visitor. Unfortunately, what he brought was the worst news.

The Zerg invasion, the earth is not far away from destruction, what outcome could be worse than this? Unfortunately, I have no money, no power, and no great ambition to save the earth. What do you want me to do? What should I do?

"Dear Archon, the Interstellar Alliance sent you an email. Do you want to accept it?"

The sudden sound of the can pulled Yan Yuan out of his deep thoughts. He asked curiously: "Can you still maintain communication with aliens? Then help me tell them quickly and send some fleets or something."

"The basic communication method of the Interstellar Alliance is the Star Network, but the planet you are on does not have a star field node installed. I cannot send information directly to the Interstellar Alliance and can only passively receive it."

"Star Network?" Yan Yuan remembered that last night the Star Network seemed to have sent a Star Network instruction manual based on "humanitarianism", but let's see what the Star Network said first.

When the can received the email, a figure was quickly projected out. Yan Yuan, who was originally looking forward to what the alien looked like, was furious when he saw the figure - he only had the back of his head!

But looking at the body shape and the palms behind his back, this alien seems to be no different from an earthling?

"Your Excellency, Acting Archon of the Earth, I am Olaf, Archon of the Pangea Star Territory of the Interstellar Alliance. It is a pleasure to meet you."

When I see your sister, have you ever slapped someone on the back of the head?!

Ignoring Yan Yuan's complaints, Olaf said to himself: "I already know the basic situation of the earth. Based on the safety guidelines of the Interstellar Alliance, I solemnly suggest you - detonate the registration device and destroy this seriously polluted planet.

Completely erase it from the star map to ensure the safety of the entire Pangu Star Territory.

Pangu Star Territory will be proud of you, goodbye."

The projection disappeared with a flash. Yan Yuan was stunned and asked: "Can you still detonate the can?"

"Yes, Your Excellency. Once I detonate, a small black hole will be formed. Are you sure you want to detonate it?"

"I am not sure!"

Only then did Yan Yuan realize what the email meant, and his nose suddenly turned crooked with anger! That Olaf, that Star Territory Consul, fuck you! You really want me to be killed.

Detonate?! I'll blow it up in your face!

Trading my life for yours? What a beautiful idea you have! I still don’t believe it. Our earth has a population of more than six billion and I can’t kill you, you bastard!

"Can, how can we upgrade the earth as quickly as possible?"

"It is recommended that you read the first part of "Star Warfare" and the Star Network Instruction Manual."

After spending more than an hour reading these two pieces of information, Yan Yuan felt a little bit more confident, and he couldn't help but make calculations in his mind.