Reborn 80 gets rich by eating melons

Chapter 39 Consumption makes people happy

"A sneeze."

Tong Yao, who was buying a hair dryer, sneezed and thought to herself: Someone must be saying bad things about her behind her back again.

Not many people in the family courtyard like her. Tong Yao knows this very well, so she tries to avoid them as much as possible. However, she still can't stop everyone from talking bad about her behind her back. As soon as she steps into the family courtyard, mosquitoes, flies, cockroaches and other small animals are buzzing.

Tong Yao felt tired of hearing her gossip about others gossiping about her behind her back.

After buying the fan, Tong Yao went to the vegetable market to buy some vegetables and pork. When she returned to the family home, she happened to hear Chen Yanmei and Li Nuanchun chatting in the house. Their voices were not quiet, and they were afraid that others would hear them talking behind their backs.

It was like gossiping about the ill-fated parents of the doctors in the hospital.

Chen Yanmei has a black and white TV at home, but she only watches it at night or when she is alone in the house. She never watches it when Li Nuanchun is around. She always feels that it is a waste to let others watch the TV she spent a lot of money on.

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Tong Yao returned to the house with a hair dryer and turned on the fan for a while. The weather was hot and she was afraid that the meat she bought would smell bad at noon, so she boiled it in boiling water before going back to the house to rest.

The mosquitoes buzzed over and circled around her, hoping to land on her arm. Tong Yao waved her arm to scare the mosquitoes away, and then she heard the mosquitoes buzzing.

[This woman’s skinny hands are quite strong, but fortunately I react quickly]

[Don't be afraid of her, look for an opportunity to suck more blood before she leaves, her skin is tender and easy to eat]

Tong Yao rolled her eyes, suddenly had an idea, and warned in a crisp voice: "I can understand what you are saying, and I advise you to run away and don't hang around here, or I will buy a bottle of mosquito-killing spray and kill you all as soon as the door is closed."

die."

These days, it can be judged from the gossip of small animals that all small animals can understand human language. She can also understand the language of small animals. Doesn't that mean she can communicate without barriers?

In order to test whether it was possible, Tong Yao deliberately said these words to test.

Sure enough, after hearing this, the buzzing of the mosquitoes stopped for a few seconds, and then burst out into wild laughter.

[She said she could understand what we were saying, she laughed so hard, haha]

[How can humans understand our language, stupid woman]

"Why are you laughing?" Tong Yao was sure that she could communicate with the mosquitoes this time. She was a little happy and pretended to be fierce at the same time and threatened: "Tell me again, stupid woman. Try it. I will buy ten bottles to kill you."

Mosquito spray was sprayed from the first floor to the fourth floor.”

The air suddenly stood still for a few seconds, and Tong Yao saw with her own eyes that the largest mosquito actually fell from the air to the ground and lay there for two seconds before taking off again.

[Damn! This woman can really understand what we are saying]

A few mosquitoes seemed to have seen ghosts and disappeared in the blink of an eye. Tong Yao showed a victorious smile. As long as she could understand it, she could finally be quiet in the future. However, she didn't feel proud for long. The scene in front of her almost sent her away. The window and

A large number of mosquitoes suddenly swarmed into the crack of the door, at least several hundred of them.

Seeing the army of mosquitoes appearing in front of her, Tong Yao's first reaction was to turn on the fan to the maximum speed. As long as the wind speed was high enough, these mosquitoes would be blown away.

[It’s her, she can understand our language]

A mosquito suddenly appeared in front of Tong Yao, and it turned out to be the same mosquito that had mocked her as a stupid woman.

Tong Yao twitched the corner of her mouth, wondering for a long time that these mosquitoes were not coming to attack her collectively, but just like humans, they were curious about strange things. She had an idea, sat upright, like a queen, looked at the dense army of mosquitoes and gave orders.

"I can understand what you're saying, so I know what you're afraid of. You'd better not hang around in my house if you're fine, or I'll kill you all."

As soon as she opened her mouth, hundreds or even thousands of mosquitoes immediately started buzzing and talking, just like village elders and grandmothers discussing gossip. The noise made her head throb and hurt. Tong Yao lost her temper and said angrily.

"You all should leave my house immediately, or I will seal the windows and kill you all."

These words were very intimidating. In a short while, all the mosquitoes were gone. Seeing that the last flower mosquito was about to run away, Tong Yao quickly called out to stop it.

"Wait for that mosquito with lace wings."

[You, what do you want to do, I didn’t bother you] The lace mosquito’s voice was trembling, and he looked like he was afraid of death.

Tong Yao suppressed her smile and said, "If you have nothing to do, take a few mosquitoes to the surrounding houses and eavesdrop on what they say about me behind my back. If any mosquito doesn't listen to you, take me to find it."

, I will kill it directly, and you will call it Mosquito No. 1 from now on."

【...Okay, okay】

Unexpectedly, humans gave him a name, and Number One flew away shakily.

Tong Yao was very proud of her wise decision. When she looked at the time, it was only around 10 a.m., and it was still more than an hour before Si Chen got off work. She decided to just take a nap and go back to sleep. As soon as she started to feel sleepy, she heard the voice of No. 1 in her ears.

[Li Nuanchun said you spent money without checking the door. Chen Yanmei said you were a reincarnation of a little vixen. Si Chen was confused. She also said that in the future, she would not be able to find a daughter-in-law like you even without money. By the way, she also said you were underwear.

It’s so flashy that it looks like it’s worn to seduce men]

Tong Yao almost couldn't help but have a big quarrel with Chen Yanmei, and said angrily: "If you bring more brothers, you will chase Chen Yanmei and bite her."

Mosquito No. 1 was very satisfied with this task and flew away in the blink of an eye.

Tong Yao couldn't sleep after being disturbed like this. She picked up the medical book and started reading it. Before long, she heard the buzzing sound of Mosquito No. 1 again. This time, Mosquito No. 1 seemed to have encountered something sad. Her tone was extremely

sad.

[My eldest brother ate too much and couldn’t fly, so he was slapped to death by Chen Yanmei, and he bled a lot]

"..." Tong Yao twitched the corner of her mouth, "Then wait until she takes a nap before sucking!"

[Yes!] Mosquito No. 1 blinked and flew away again.

Tong Yao couldn't read because of this commotion. She was about to go downstairs for a walk when mosquito No. 1 flew back.

[I forgot to inform you just now. There is a heavy rain today. Go and collect your clothes.]

After an experience, Tong Yao believed in the perception of small animals, so she quickly went outside to collect her clothes. Sure enough, at noon, the sky was covered with dark clouds, strong winds, and thunder. Tong Yao lamented that the perception of small animals was so accurate.

I especially praised Mosquito No. 1.

I didn't think there was anything particularly good about being able to understand small animals talking before, but this time Tong Yao seemed to have unlocked a treasure. She was so happy that she even felt more comfortable seeing Si Chen.

When Si Chen came back from get off work, he saw Tong Yao squinting her eyes and smiling. She couldn't help but be curious, "What happy thing happened to her?"

Tong Yao joked casually, "I went to buy a hair dryer on the street today. Consumption makes people happy."

(End of chapter)