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"Are you thinking too much? Even if you complete the two conditions and become the guest of a certain flower fairy, what do you think you can do?

The Twelve Golden Flowers and the Baihua Fairy are all upright actors and actresses who perform their crafts but not their lives."

"Is it possible that even after completing such harsh conditions, we can't just have a happy kiss?"

"Of course not. Twelve Golden Flowers and Baihua Fairy are both Hongxiu Pavilion's cash cows. How could Sister Hong let them lose their virginity prematurely?

Once these flower fairies lose their virginity, their worth will plummet, even a fool knows how to choose."

"Brother, you are right. When the Twelve Golden Flowers first became famous, I don't know how many princes and ministers had bad ideas, but they were all blocked by Sister Hong. Can you be more powerful than those nobles?

Unless you are stunningly handsome and can completely impress a certain flower fairy with your literary talents, there is only a slight chance that the other person will abandon everything for you."

"Damn it, didn't we suffer a big loss?"

"Isn't it very elegant to recite poetry with a beautiful woman? A guy like you, who is full of dirty thoughts, is worthy of being a scholar? You have to pay attention to style, do you understand?"

…

Sister Hong stretched out her hand to apply pressure, and waited until the scene became quiet, then continued: "As an oiran, Baihua Fairy is naturally treated differently.

After everyone selects the Twelve Golden Flowers, Fairy Baihua will personally come up with the questions, and only those who can win her favor can become the guest of honor."

The eldest prince Zihong looked at Zixin and smiled maliciously: "Third brother, I know that you admire the Plum Blossom Fairy very much. Why don't you write a poem for everyone to see?"

Zixin sneered and said: "Ha... isn't the eldest brother also obsessed with Fairy Baihua? Why don't you try to please her?"

"Haha...how do you know that eldest brother is not prepared today?"

"Oh? Then I'll wait and see."

…

Yu Yi was surprised and said: "Brother Xin, you actually admire Plum Blossom Fairy?"

Yan Qingqing smiled evilly and said: "Xiaoyu, you don't know, because of the Plum Blossom Fairy, my stinky brother has become obsessed with plum blossoms.

There were many plum blossom trees planted in his poor prince's palace, and various plum blossom poems and pictures were hung on the walls.

He also gave himself a nickname, Plum Blossom Layman.

Alas...it's a pity that Xiao Xin's literary talent is not very good, so he never dared to express his feelings to Plum Blossom Fairy."

Zi Xin's old face turned red and said, "Sister, don't talk nonsense."

Yu Yi joked: "Haha...Brother Xin, what are you afraid of? If you like it, just go for it. If it doesn't work, why don't you just cook it?"

"Pfft... Xiaoyu, when did you become bad?" Yan Qingqing spit out the tea she just drank.

Bai Xiaomeng asked in confusion: "Master, why do you need to cook raw rice? Is that Plum Blossom Fairy hungry? Meow~?"

"Pfft... haha... Xiaomeng is so cute." Yan Qingqing laughed until her stomach hurt.

She lovingly hugged Kitten Girl into her arms and rubbed Kitten Girl's pretty face hard.

The kitten girl was a little confused by Yan Qingqing's actions, and she whined incomprehensibly.

Zixin rolled his eyes and didn't want to pay attention to this couple.

After Yu Yi laughed, he whispered: "Brother Xin, I'm not kidding you. Think about it, the eldest prince will definitely interfere with you if he knows that you have thoughts about Plum Blossom Fairy.

Would you like to see the Plum Blossom Fairy fall into the arms of someone you hate?"

A trace of struggle flashed in Zixin's eyes, and he said with a painful expression: "I don't want to either, but my literary talent is only average. It's almost impossible to impress the Plum Blossom Fairy."

Yan Qingqing held Yu Yi's arm and prayed: "Xiao Yu,

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I know you are smart, how about you help find a solution for Xiao Xin? I am just such a close cousin."

Yu Yi felt Yan Qingqing's great ambition, and couldn't help but feel a surge in his heart.

This guy is quite big.

"Poems? I know some. I can make a few for you."

Zi Xin said gratefully: "Brother-in-law, thank you very much. As long as this matter can be accomplished, I will never hesitate to do whatever I need in the future wherever I need my younger brother."

Yu Yi changed the subject and said, "Sister Yan, what about you? Do you have a handsome guy you like?"

When he asked this question, it wasn't because he had any thoughts about Yan Qingqing.

He has always treated Yan Qingqing as a lovely older sister, or younger sister.

Moreover, Yan Qingqing only treats Yu Yi as a younger brother like Zi Xin, and has no idea of ​​​​a relationship between men and women.

Yan Qingqing said disdainfully: "No, I don't look down on those stinky men. I am a bachelor and will never get married in this life."

Yu Yi was speechless, why did he meet a single person again?

"Can your father agree?"

Zixin smiled evilly and said: "Brother-in-law, I heard that you and Sister Qing met on your adventure in Starfall City?

You don’t know that my uncle planned to arrange a marriage for Sister Qing.

As Sister Qing, as soon as the news was released, there was an endless stream of young talents seeking marriage, and the threshold of the Marshal's Mansion was almost broken.

At that time, both the eldest and second emperor brothers came to propose marriage in person, but Sister Qing did not like any of them.

Later, she got annoyed and packed up her bags overnight and ran to Starfall City to become an adventurer.

When my uncle found out about this, he almost lost his breath and vomited blood."

"..."

Yu Yi gave him a thumbs up and could only say it was awesome.

Zi Xin continued: "If Sister Qing and I didn't have that kind of love between men and women, and we were not interested in the throne, maybe I would have gone to propose marriage."

Yan Qingqing glared angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about? Is your skin itchy?"

Zixin hurriedly changed the subject and said: "Brother-in-law, I am relying on you today. After this matter is successful, I will definitely treat you to eat all the delicacies in Chaoge City and see all the beauties in Chaoge City."

Yu Yi waved his hand and said: "The food is okay, but the beauty is fine."

Yan Qingqing said doubtfully: "Huh? Xiaoyu, don't you like those flower fairies? Even if you don't like the women in Hongxiu Pavilion, there are many good beauties in other music studios.

Moreover, I know many noble ladies, all of whom are as beautiful as flowers, and I can also introduce them to you."

Zixin smiled and said: "Hehe...brother-in-law, if you don't like them, I can introduce you to some sisters in the palace.

As long as you can catch up with a few of my sisters, you can become the emperor's consort and reach the sky in one step."

Bai Xiaomeng wrinkled her nose and hummed: "My master just doesn't like these vulgar fans. I have three sisters, meow~."

Yan Qingqing said in surprise: "Huh? Xiaoyu, that's okay. When did you have girlfriends? And there are three of them?"

Yu Yi was speechless.

What is this stupid little kitten girl talking about?

The identities of Luo Ya and Qu Hanyan don't matter, they are not invisible.

But it would be tragic if Jiang Yuyao's true identity was exposed.

Yu Yi changed the subject and said, "Let's settle Brother Xin's matter first."

A young man stood up first, walked to the edge of the stage, and said loudly: "I am Chen Qiusheng, a member of the Yuanzhou of the Xia Empire, and I am the leader of the state.

I admire the Peony Fairy very much, so I specially wrote the last poem. I hope the lady likes it."

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Turning attention to the side of the stage.

Waiting for Jie Yuan named Chen Qiusheng to show off his talent.

Chen Qiusheng's ability to win the title of Provincial Examination in a state examination is enough to prove his extraordinary literary talent.

On earth, Chen Qiusheng's Jie Yuan is better than the top scorers in college entrance examinations in various provinces.

The Peony Fairy was behind the beaded curtain, her red lips parted slightly, "Thank you very much Mr. Chen for your kindness. I also want to see Mr. Chen's talent."

Chen Qiusheng said happily: "Then I will show my shame."

He quickly wrote a poem on a scroll and handed it to the maid on the stage to sing.

"peony"

Who doesn't love peonies? They are so beautiful in the city.

Suspected to be the work of a goddess from Luochuan, the beauty is so beautiful that it breaks the morning glow.

As the maid sang, a mysterious blue light began to emit from the scroll in her hand.

"Damn it, it turned out to be a poem for town and county. Mr. Chen made it a poem for town and county. How can he let other people play with it?"

"That is, unless someone writes a poem to subdue the state or the country, it is possible to suppress Mr. Chen."

"Being able to write poems to subdue a county is already very powerful. How difficult is it to write a poem to subdue a state? Let alone a poem to subjugate a country. It seems that there has been no poem to subjugate a country for hundreds of years."

"Good poems, good poems, worthy of being the epitome of a state, his talent is indeed not simple."

"Yes, yes, Chen Jieyuan's peony poems completely describe the nobility and elegance of the peony fairy."

"Alas... I also admire the Peony Fairy very much, but unfortunately the poems I compose in my heart are completely inferior to Chen Qiusheng's."

"Mine too, really enviable."

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Yu Yi was very confused. He didn't understand what the so-called Zhenjun poems, Zhenzhou poems and Zhenguo poems were.

Why did the scroll start to glow after the maid finished singing the poem?

Yan Qingqing seemed to see his doubts and explained in a low voice: "In the Zhuxia Empire, when literati wrote articles and wrote poems and poems, they would be blessed by a mysterious literary spirit..."

There are different sources and explanations for Wenqi, but it is very mysterious anyway.

According to the quality of articles, poems and songs, they are divided into many levels.

Take poetry as an example.

They are divided into town and township poems, town and county poems, town and county poems, town and state poems, town and country poems, and poems handed down from ancient times that have not appeared in nearly ten thousand years.

Township poems are taken from the meaning of a place where culture suppresses a township.

Zhenxian poems, Zhenjun poems, Zhenzhou poems, etc. can all be deduced in this way.

Poems at each level also have different literary colors. From low to high, they are white, cyan, blue, purple, orange, and gold.

The lowest-level town-town poems are in white, and the highest-level poems handed down from ancient times are in gold.

The scribes of the Xia Empire are blessed with literary energy. Although they cannot move mountains and fill seas like monks, they can still use their literary energy to make all evils retreat.

Moreover, the civil servants of the Xia Empire also relied on their mysterious literary spirit to stand tall in the court and would not be suppressed by the monks and generals.

After hearing the explanation, Yu Yi suddenly realized.

"It's really interesting. It's a bit like Confucianism and Taoism practice in fantasy."

He couldn't help but ask: "Why haven't I seen literary spirit among scholars from other human countries?"

He had stayed in the Kingdom of Holy Angels for several years and had never seen the civil servants of the kingdom being protected by the so-called culture.

Yan Qingqing shook her head and said: "I don't know the specific situation. There seem to be only a few countries where scholars have literary talent. Among them, the Xia Empire is the most successful."

Yu Yi nodded and said no more.

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