reborn as a god

"Wow, what beautiful wings! Vampire wings look so comfortable. It would be great if a vampire would give me my first hug." A Fudan girl with acne on her face saw Zhou Kangli's actions before and after.

He said enviously about the purple bat wings.

It can be seen that this girl with acne is an avid fan of vampires. But I don't know if she will be like Ye Gong from the story "Ye Gong Loves Dragons". Ouyang thought evilly in his heart.

Looking at other people, whether they are men or women, they all show a little bit of envy and longing for Zhou Kangli's appearance. It can be seen that these college students now have an almost blind attitude toward creatures like vampires.

a kind of worship.

"You actually destroyed all the puppets that I have worked hard to research for more than ten years. Today I will prevent any of you from leaving alive." Zhou Kangli said sinisterly towards combat robot No. 3.

"Hey, hey, if you want to keep us here, it depends on what you two little zombies are capable of. Stop talking nonsense and take a punch." Combat Robot No. 3 smiled "hehe" and suddenly grabbed the one that had been hanging on his body.

The particle gun then swept towards Zhou Kangli and his son Zhou Jieming.

However, this week Kang Li has lived for so many hundreds of years and can barely be regarded as an old fox. How could he be so easily hit by the particle gun of Fighter Robot No. 3?

He just dodged slightly, leaving a faint shadow in the air, and easily dodged the attack of the particle gun. However, Zhou Jieming was not so lucky. Although the particle gun of the combat robot did not hit his vital points,

Inevitably, he was shot in the arm.

"You, don't you mean punching?" Zhou Jieming said angrily, and at the same time he felt a trace of fear in his heart. Although he was not sure that he could withstand the heavy airborne machine guns on those armed helicopters, and he was even less sure that he would be able to withstand the heavy airborne machine guns on those armed helicopters, let alone those 20mm

He can still withstand being hit by an anti-material sniper rifle, but with his strong zombie body, there is absolutely no problem if he can withstand ordinary bullets.

But now, the gun in the hands of the mysterious man in front of him shot through his arm so easily. Can he not be surprised or afraid? Although such a small injury can be healed in seconds for him.

If he was hit in the heart, he would die.

"Idiot, you believe me when I say I'm going to punch. I really don't know how there is such a stupid type of zombie as you." Battle Robot No. 3 said contemptuously towards Zhou Jieming.

"You..." Hearing the sarcastic words from the battle robot, Zhou Jieming was so angry that he almost attacked the battle robot lifelessly.

Fortunately, Zhou Kangli stopped him in time, otherwise Zhou Jieming would have been beaten into a hornet's nest by the particle gun. After stopping Zhou Jieming's impulse, Zhou Kangli incited his pair of purple wings, which looked more beautiful, and rushed into battle.

Robot No. 3 said: "Particle weapons? It seems that your organization is quite powerful. Even military powers such as the United States are in the research and development stage of particle weapons, but your organization can already use them in actual combat. What on earth do you think?

Who is he?"

"Don't you know?" Fighter Man No. 3 said, "From the time you accepted the 100 million US dollar commission, it was already destined that your black list would be destroyed by us. Now, the killers on your black list have probably already

I went to see King Yama."

"Humph, it is indeed you. You are also the one who entrusted us with the one billion U.S. dollars?"

"Hehe, not bad. But you asked too many questions. It's time to send you on your way." After saying this, the combat robot suddenly raised the particle gun in its hand and shot at Zhou Kangli and Zhou Jieming.

For such a powerful weapon, Zhou Kangli was naturally not stupid enough to use his own body to block it. He changed his body shape in the air and flew out of the large hole that the battle robot had just broken through.

At this time, due to the enlargement of the space, Zhou Kangli's pair of purple wings finally fully extended. The length of a pair of bat wings is at least three meters. The purple wings are covered with unknown meanings.

Black runes.

Ignoring Zhou Jieming behind him, the combat robot also flew out of the large hole he had just "created".

At this moment, the remaining forty-nine combat robots had completely eliminated those puppets. They all suddenly appeared from nowhere and were floating in the air.

One of the combat robots had already pointed its particle gun at the head of Zhou Jieming, who had just flown out of the hole.

There was only a "pop" sound, and the battle robot that had already taken aim pulled the trigger without hesitation.

Although the physical strength of this zombie is very good, it is still slightly insufficient in the face of this kind of particle gun. I saw that Zhou Jieming didn't even have time to react, and was directly shot through the head by the super powerful particle gun.

This particle gun and weapons such as the laser gun have one thing in common, which is minimally invasive. If other powerful pistols with a slightly larger caliber hit a person's head like this, it goes without saying anything and can directly blow the person away.

half of the head.

But although this particle gun is incredibly powerful and has great penetrating power, the wounds it causes are terrifyingly small, only two or three millimeters in size.

So when Zhou Jieming was shot through the head by a particle gun, his head did not explode like a watermelon. There was almost no blood. This time, Zhou Jieming fell straight from the air. It fell from the air.

At this moment, Zhou Jieming's eyes were still wide open, allowing people to see how miserable he was when he died.

Seeing his son being killed by these enemies in front of him, Zhou Kangli couldn't help but let out an angry howl.

At the same time, he also couldn't understand that he had the blood of zombies and vampires, and his level was not low, on the contrary, it was still very high. Logically speaking, although his descendants were not as good as him, they would not be too bad.

How could they die so easily? Besides, these zombies and vampires are both so-called immortal creatures. At my level, even ordinary magic weapons can't even be damaged at all. How come they were killed by this particle gun in one shot?

He really couldn't figure it out.

But it's no wonder that he couldn't figure it out. If it were an ordinary particle gun, it would be difficult to hurt their zombies. But he didn't know that these particle guns were used by Yashen after eating Xiaojin (Ouyang's Martian pet dog)

It can be said that the power of the particle gun has been increased after the loss. It can be said to be an upgraded version of the previous particle gun. Its power is not to mention that of a small zombie. Even ordinary cultivators cannot think of using their own bodies to fight.

..

"Ah..., you people actually killed my son. I want you all to bury him with me." Zhou Kangli didn't know if he was angry, but he still said this when the scene was obviously not conducive to him.

This is such a big talk that people will be buried with.

Battle Robot No. 3 smiled slightly when he heard this, "Hey, of course there is no problem in letting us be buried together, but it depends on whether you have the ability. If you don't have the ability, then I'm sorry, you will have to wait until your next life to avenge your son.

. But it seems that zombies and vampires have no next life, haha!!" At this point, Battle Robot No. 3 laughed wildly. The other forty-nine battle robots also "laughed" as if they heard it.

The funniest jokes in general.

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Suddenly a large dark cloud appeared in the sky, instantly covering the entire island.

"Hahahaha, let you ignorant juniors have a taste of my power to devour the world." Zhou Kangli suddenly laughed wildly, and as his arrogant laughter appeared, one after another appeared in the sky. Its body was probably as big as a fist.

For such a large bat, its wings are more than a foot long when spread out.

When Ouyang, who had been sitting at the dance party watching the live broadcast, saw this scene, he couldn't help but think of a zombie novel "Zombie Story" that he had read in his previous life. The protagonist Fan Midnight used it in a different world.

Such a similar magic wiped out everyone in the entire country's capital.

However, the "Swallow the World" magic that Kang Li has used this week is far inferior to that of Fan Midnight. After all, the levels of the two are completely different, very different.

Countless bats are like a well-trained army, and they actually know how to fly towards fifty combat robots in a formation. It looks really impressive like that, and most people would really be surprised if they see it.

My heart goes crazy.

At Zhou Kangli's order, countless bats were like tigers that had been starved for more than ten or twenty days, swarming towards the fifty combat robots as if they were desperate. If ordinary people were killed

Surrounded by these wolf-like bats, it is estimated that within half a minute, only the bones will be left.

However, these bats deserve to be unlucky. They are not ordinary people. They are robots, and they are high-end simulation robots manufactured by Yaji Technology, which is ahead of the earth's technology for who knows how many years. Their skins are made with the most advanced technology.

The skin that comes out, whether it is the toughness or hardness of the skin, is far beyond human skin.

So no matter how hard these bats bite, it's impossible to hurt them even half.

When these millions of bats surrounded his enemy, Zhou Kangli once again burst into arrogant laughter: "Hahahaha, in front of my devouring world, I don't think you have turned into a body."

A skeleton! Hahahaha!”

After half a minute, he couldn't laugh anymore. What was going on? In front of so many vampire bats, how could anyone resist for so long. He began to realize that something was wrong. Then, that one

Several bats broke away from the group one after another and fell from the sky.

Suddenly, fifty groups of flames burst out in the air. The burning flames burned the vampire bats surrounding him to ashes in just a few seconds.

In less than a moment, countless vampire bats were dead. And fifty combat robots stood in the sky with their clothes intact, all looking at him coldly and with pity.

"What on earth is going on? Why does my Devouring the World have no effect? ​​Why?" Zhou Kangli was on the verge of going crazy.

At this time, Zhang Feixue, who was sitting next to Ouyang and had regained her mental state a little, looked at the time and said to Ouyang: "Husband, look at the time, it's not too early, it's already past one or two o'clock. How about we

Go back now, you won’t be able to find a taxi if it’s too late.”

This is true, the current social security is so poor, and the hours are one night. The average taxi driver is not willing to take passengers to the suburbs, no matter how much money they pay.

After listening to Zhang Feixue's words, Ouyang nodded and prepared to turn off the computer and go back.

But when Ouyang turned off the computer, these Fudan students stopped working. What the hell, just when they were watching the climax, why did they turn off the computer and leave? Isn't this torture?

"Brother, it's only 12 o'clock, it's still early, watch this movie before leaving." Seeing Ouyang leaving, a male classmate stood up quickly and said. He really liked this movie, it's such a real visual.

The effects and realistic sounds really gave him great enjoyment. But now he was almost reaching the climax, and the guy in front of him was leaving. Could he not stop him?

This was really difficult for Ouyang, but he quickly thought of a way. He laughed and said, "Haha, everyone, it's really too late now. Otherwise, we wouldn't be able to find him."

We took a taxi to go home. Everyone knows that the public security is not good now, and no driver is willing to take us to the suburbs after it is late. You can search on Baidu or something. The name of the movie is "The Black List", it should be OK

found."

Everyone saw that Ouyang said this, so they could only let Ouyang go back. You can't force others to stay because of a "movie".

Turning off the computer, after Zhang Feixue and Lin Na said "goodbye", Ouyang took her and Yang Ziyu away from the dance. After Ouyang and the three left, the dance that was originally planned to last until two or three in the morning could not be held.

, because most of the classmates ran towards their dormitories as fast as they could. They wanted to read the blacklist as soon as possible.

However, when they returned to the dormitory, turned on the computer, connected to the Internet, opened the browser, entered the Baidu URL, and entered the "blacklist" search results, they were disappointed. Unwilling to give up, they continued to open some other "searches".

"le", the result was still disappointing to them.

And just as they were using various methods to find the movie "The Black List" in front of the computer without giving up, over there in the Pacific Ocean, the battle was finally coming to an end.

After all, although this old zombie is very powerful, it is only powerful among zombies and vampires. If it is put into the world of cultivation, it really can't survive. Now against these fifty combat robots, he can

It's weird to be undefeated...

After the fifty combat robots eliminated these vampire bats, they each raised their particle guns and aimed them at Zhou Kangli, who was already trapped among himself and others.

Maybe he, Zhou Kangli, could easily dodge under the fire of a gun, but under the fire of so many particle guns forming a fire net, there was no way he could dodge.

In this way, this old zombie who single-handedly founded the powerful Black List organization was riddled with holes by fifty particle guns.

…

After leaving the gate of Fudan, Ouyang said to the two beauties beside him: "It's almost twelve o'clock now, why don't we go get something to eat, I feel a little hungry."

"Okay, hubby, let's go eat seafood, shall we? I haven't eaten seafood for a long time." Zhang Feixue said excitedly. Since she started practicing, she hasn't eaten this kind of thing for a long time. She usually eats some fruits.

Let’s solve it. Now when I hear that I want to eat, of course I want to eat my favorite.

"I don't have any objections." Ouyang smiled and said, and Yang Ziyu certainly didn't have too many objections.

The three of them stopped a taxi and headed towards the Seafood City in the center of Shanghai. Of course, Ouyang would not worry about those combat robots. If he could even deal with such a small zombie,

No, Naya Shen should really find a piece of tofu to bump into. Besides, there are still fifty robots against one zombie, which is a huge advantage in terms of numbers.

As soon as he got in the car, Ouyang realized that several small cars were already following behind the car he was sitting in.

"Master, there are a few tails following our car." Yang Ziyu leaned her head towards Ouyang's ear and said softly.

"Haha, ignore them for now. We'll deal with them later when we've had enough to eat and drink." Ouyang smiled lightly and said nonchalantly. He really didn't even bother to move when dealing with these little gangsters.

After hearing Ouyang's answer, Yang Ziyu stopped talking. Anyway, in her heart, everything Ouyang said and did was correct. It can be said that she has a kind of blind worship for Ouyang.

The taxi drove slowly, and less than five minutes later, the young taxi driver took a look at the rear view mirror in the car (I don’t know if that’s what it’s called, but everyone understands!

). Ouyang said to Qianqian: "Sir, the cars behind have been following us for a few minutes. Do you need me to drive faster to get rid of them?"

What the taxi driver said surprised Ouyang. It seemed that this driver was not an ordinary person. If he were an ordinary person, who would be so vigilant?

"Haha, don't pay attention to them. There is no need to pay attention to these little hooligans. Have you ever served as a soldier, brother? You are very vigilant." Ouyang asked curiously.

"Haha, I served as a soldier for two years. Brother, do you really don't need to get rid of them?" the taxi driver said while driving.

"It's okay." Ouyang said.

Soon, Ouyang and his party got off the bus at the Seafood City. After paying, Ouyang asked the enthusiastic driver for his phone number. Otherwise, he would fly home after eating and drinking.

In a Ferrari not far away, a young man was making a phone call to another person. He just heard him say: "Boss, don't worry, that boy and his two horses have entered the seafood city now. I am

Just look at it. When they come out later, I will go and deal with him. But brother, that guy’s two ponies are quite beautiful. How about giving it to me, brother?” After saying that, he didn’t forget to say “hehe”.

sinister smile.

On the other end of the phone was the gangster Kuo Shao who had just been laughed at by Ouyang at the Christmas party. He smiled sinisterly and said, "You have a good idea. I haven't even enjoyed your boss and you want to snatch it away. Wait until I use it."

I'll give it to you when it's done. Hehe!" Thinking of Zhang Feixue and Yang Ziyu next to Ouyang, the young gangster couldn't help but get excited, as if he had already taken care of Ouyang.

"Boss, that's it, don't be reluctant to let go when the time comes. Haha!" He hung up the phone.

These people are Shanghai's famous speedster gang. The Shanghai police really have a headache for these speedster gangs. Each of these speedsters' families are either rich or noble, and they make big mistakes all the time.

Basically, as soon as they enter the police station, they can be taken out by their lawyers.

As time goes by, these police officers are no longer interested in the small mistakes they make. And these gangsters become more and more courageous. In their hearts, as long as it is not a major crime like murder,

, no matter how big of a crime they commit, their family members will be able to get them out, so they are not afraid at all that anything will happen.

Little did they know that this time, they were going to be on the iron list.

Almost all of the dozen or so gangsters have a dazzling super car, and each one is accompanied by a beautiful beauty with a hot body and sexy clothes. Each one is holding a baseball bat in his hand, and he looks very arrogant.

.

"Brother, is there another blind guy who is going to be unlucky today!" A young gangster hugged a beautiful woman in his left hand, held a baseball bat in his right hand, and had a cigarette in his mouth. He called in an extremely arrogant and arrogant manner.

The gangster said.

"Hey, there's just a little b. A countryman who came out of nowhere actually offended the boss, so the boss wants to teach him a lesson. Besides, there are two girls around this little b, and they are both beautiful. Boss

I said, destroy that guy’s arm and snatch his two girlfriends. These two girls can be handed over to us after they make the boss happy, hahahaha!” The gangster called Big Brother laughed wildly.

road.

Hearing this, the other gangsters also started laughing wildly. Pedestrians on the street looked at him sideways, and at the same time they were thinking: I wonder which unlucky guy has gotten into trouble with these prodigal sons.

The citizens of Shanghai call these speedster gang members prodigal sons.

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