Reborn as a Pea Shooter

April 7th, a good day for marriage.

The groom-to-be Ming Fei was a little nervous.

He had to be nervous. Even though he was getting married today, he couldn't understand why his boss's boss's boss's boss... Please repeat it ten times. In short, the daughter of his company's ultimate boss actually fell in love with him at first sight, fell in love with him at second sight, and wanted to get married at the third sight!

He was a poor boy who grew up in an orphanage without a father or a mother. Which god had chosen him to have such luck?

The pie in the sky was so huge that it hit Ming Fei dizzy.

He was dizzy, but his good buddies, San, Si, Wu, and Liu, were still awake.

They were all ready to fight. While looking forward to the success of their families, they could finally maintain a little bit of normal rationality for the sake of brotherhood.

So Ah San advised: "Don't hold a bachelor party the day before the wedding, so as not to miss the wedding and regret it! Please refer to "Love x Apartment" for details."

A Si stepped forward: "Before the wedding, you must carefully determine the gender of the bride, and don't lose the chrysanthemum in the bridal chamber! For details, please refer to xxx and ooo and other novels in xjiang Wenxue City!"

A Wu was not to be outdone: "During the wedding, you must pay close attention to everyone's dynamics. Not only must you prevent men from snatching brides, but you must also eradicate women from snatching brides. At the same time, you must be careful not to be snatched away by men..."

A Liu continued to add: "Even if no one snatches the groom and bride, you still have to be careful that the father-in-law and mother-in-law are snatched away... For details, please check the hot reposts on Weibo."

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So, on the night before the wedding, Ming Fei did not go out of the door, first crammed "Love x Apartment" and then reviewed xxx and ooo, and finally read all the reposts on Weibo carefully, and finally walked into the wedding hall with a pair of panda eyes the next morning with confidence.

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The crisis of oversleeping at the bachelor party has passed.

When I met the bride and saw her surging breasts, I was relieved about the gender.

The only thing left was the most critical thing, which was to snatch the bride.

Ming Fei was nervous. His arm was held by the bride, but his eyes were scanning around any men, women, young or old, cats and dogs who intended to do something wrong.

But because he was too focused, he didn't hear the bride's whisper in his ear.

So, they walked along the long red carpet in the joyous wedding music, and when they were about to step onto the steps and onto the stage...

"Bang!"

"Bang!!"

"Ah!!!"

The groom, who was looking around, kicked on the steps and lost his balance. The whole person perfectly interpreted the classic posture of dog eating shit with a tiger landing style.

And because he fell forward, the groom-to-be, whose forehead was not very high, hit the sharp steps and he immediately lost consciousness amid the bride's screams.

In the end, the alpaca in Ming Fei's heart finally revived and roared: I made bad friends and met bad friends. Why didn't I have a friend who reminded me that there was a step under my feet!

"Ming Fei, Ming Fei, get up..." The boy's voice was howling heartbreakingly, "Get up... Get up..."

Ming Fei, who had a splitting headache, finally couldn't bear it anymore. He opened the quilt and sat up. The gunpowder in his heart was about to explode, but it was extinguished in an instant after he opened his eyes.

Wow, wow, wow, wow... What the hell is going on?

This round mouth like a trumpet, and the small green bean-like eyes on the mouth, can be regarded as the green oil of the head and the yellow leaves that are tilted upwards behind the head?

Ming Fei was shocked, really shocked.

He was not sleepy at all, and took a big step back, finally getting some distance from the unknown creature.

But the shock in his heart only increased as he got some distance. As he looked from a distance, he felt that the unknown creature was much more familiar.

Look at the green head, the thin branches, and the four solid green leaves under the branches...

It turned out to be the classic cannon fodder weapon of a popular game - the Pea Shooter!

Ming Fei stared at it intently, but after a while he breathed a sigh of relief, muttering: "Which game fan bought such a big doll and threw it here!"

"What did you say?"

Ming Fei just breathed a sigh of relief and before he could fully relax, he suddenly lifted it up again. This... this doll spoke...

Being stared at by him like this, the 'doll' seemed a little embarrassed. Two leaves grew from the branches. It said shyly: "While you are resting, I will dye the hair leaves. Even if it looks good, you don't have to stare at it all the time..." After saying that, the yellow leaves behind his head shook very subtly.

Ming Fei's body also shook. The 'doll' was still chattering about how trendy and fashionable the shape of its hair leaves was... But Ming Fei couldn't listen at all. His eyes had been completely attracted by the smooth mirror behind it.

In the mirror, the Pea Shooter with yellow leaves on his head was swaying left and right and talking excitedly, and in front of him, staring at the mirror, there was actually another Pea Shooter... The only difference was that the leaves on his head were green.

A bad premonition came to my mind.

Ming Fei silently prayed to all the gods he knew in the West and the East, then closed his eyes and bowed his head before slowly opening his eyes.

Slender green trunk, plump and thick emerald green leaves...

Completely unfamiliar body, weird but not to be ignored feeling...

He... He is a common man who has lived for 25 years and is about to marry a beautiful wife and live a happy life. How come he is not a human being after falling down? Even if he falls into a vegetable, it is much better than falling into a plant directly!

Such a blatant reality is in front of him, Ming Fei shouted to the sky:

It is said that life is full of pitfalls, but how can people feel when pitfalls are so great!!