Reborn as a Pea Shooter

In the spacious, bright, luxurious and gorgeous hall, the originally noble and reserved elves all bowed their heads and half-kneeled, with expressions of reverence and respect from the heart.

The only ones standing were Ivory who was too shocked to speak, Ming Fei who was dumbfounded, and Huang Mao who had completely fallen into a state of infatuation.

This...is this the King of Palant that Huang Mao talks about? His Majesty Vanla, who was praised by Huang Mao non-stop for half an hour?

Although since he learned about the existence of elves, Mingfei subconsciously felt that the King of Palant might not be an old pea with a crown but an old elf with a crown.

but……

He plucked up the courage to take another peek at His Majesty Vanla, and suddenly felt the urge to cover his eyes. It was so shiny that he couldn't look straight at it!

This is really not a concept that humans can understand. He Mingfei thought that he was also crowned as the honorary title of... um... one of the school darlings of xx school... and was often called a pretty boy by his buddies.

However, compared with His Majesty Vanla in front of me, he is really not a pretty boy, he is too dark, even darker than Bao Qingtian Bao Heitian!

Is the emperor of a planet really a man with such a pretty face? Where's the scepter? Where's the crown? Where is the old elf?

Or is it that the elves have the ability to preserve their appearance, so that they not only look stunningly beautiful, but they also never age? Thinking of this, Mingfei became even more annoyed... Why, why, why, he is not an elf but a pea...

He was dazed here, and when he came back to his senses, he realized that all the elves in the hall had left, and the dazzling Majesty Vanla and the standard integrated bodyguards behind him were already in front of him...

The shocked Ivory finally came to her senses. She put on a beautiful face and grabbed the nearby Mingfei leaves with her white and tender hands. As if she was seeking strength, she licked her hard and vigorously before she mustered up the courage. Opening:

"Emperor...Brother Emperor, you...why are you here in person?"

Ming Feiye was so pinched that it hurt, but he was also shocked after hearing what Ivory said...Brother Royal? Did she call that pretty boy? This elf girl is actually an elf princess?

Shouldn't an elf princess be beautiful, noble, gentle and elegant? A slight smile can make thousands of men kill the dragon one after another, defeat the boss, and then die again and again?

Well, Avri is indeed stunningly beautiful, and she does have the ability to make men die, but...noble, elegant and gentle...well, Mingfei comforts herself, being simple, cute and true-hearted are also essential attributes for princesses in the new era. .

Valla did not answer Avri's words. Instead, he glanced at her lightly and said calmly: "I don't object to you bringing your attendants to visit Sarsa, but it would be too willful to leave Saint Alfuga alone. "

He spoke calmly, and even because of his low and elegant voice, it made people feel that it was very enjoyable to listen to him... However, Mingfei's big leaf was being grasped by Avery, and he could feel it very keenly. Your Highness the Princess is so nervous.

Ivory pinched Mingfei hard again, then finally lowered his head and whispered: "I'm sorry, I know I was wrong."

Mingfei was pinched so hard that he was about to scream, but Ye Zi was let go. Avri reluctantly looked at him and then at Huang Mao, with tears in his aqua eyes: "I know you." You are very happy and will definitely play together again if you have the opportunity..."

After saying this, without even waiting for Mingfei's response, she faced Valla, raised her head and said, "Brother Emperor, I want to return to Saint Erfuga."

"Yes." Fan La agreed lightly, turned around and left, never looking at Ming Fei and Huang Mao.

Avery quietly followed him and left together.

Ming Fei looked at the retreating figure, and felt a little bit of reluctance in her heart. Although they had not known each other for a long time, and they had been kicked hard by her as soon as they met, there was no denying that Avery was a beautiful woman. A kind and good girl, her innocence is obvious at a glance, and she is naturally comfortable to get along with.

She said she would see her again, but she actually knew in her heart that it would be difficult to see her again... After all, their identities were so different... Thinking of this, Mingfei felt even more disappointed.

Such a nice girl will never be seen again... Sigh, Ming Fei sighed and glanced at the messy dining table in front of him from the corner of his eye, remembering that Ivory was feasting just now, and he was competing with Huang Mao to see who could eat better. lively scene...

Although as a girl, she is a bit too good to eat, but her true temperament is unabashed...

So...it's a pity...

etc!

Mingfei suddenly jumped up, staring at the empty dining table, his face turned pale. He finally remembered something very, very important. He completely ignored his sadness and ran out. Seeing Ai Furui was already far away, and he shouted at the top of his lungs:

"Avery! Don't leave!!"

Avri, who had already walked away, suddenly paused, apparently hearing Mingfei's call.

When Mingfei saw it, he breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he had arrived in time!

He took a breath and was about to run over, but saw Ivory suddenly and resolutely speeding up his pace after pausing for a while.

Mingfei became anxious and shouted while chasing:

"Avery Avery, don't go, don't go."

However, Ivory seemed to be determined and walked faster and faster, as if the long-term pain was worse than the short-term pain, and it was better not to see each other than to see each other.

The elf's speed was beyond the reach of an underage pea. He no longer gave Ming Fei a chance to speak, so he completely distanced himself, and Avri could no longer be seen...

Mingfei was stunned when she saw it, and instantly understood Avri's psychology. She must have thought that he was really in love and wanted to keep her... But, that was not the case!

Although he really couldn't bear to leave Ivory, he was obviously very sensible! How could you do such a meaningless and stupid thing!

He desperately wanted to stop her, because he wanted to ask her if a princess could pay for the meal...

There was a table full of people with a crew cut boss name, he might be sold into slavery to pay off his debts for the rest of his life! !

Unfortunately, no one could hear his miserable voice. Onlookers gradually appeared on the street, pointing and whispering.

Mingfei really wished he could dig a hole and bury himself, and be done with it.

But...he thought about Huang Mao who was still in a daze in that cheating restaurant...Forget it, he buried himself, and Huang Mao should be a slave for life...

Thinking of this, he stood up, took a deep breath, and walked back with dignity.

Huang Mao still maintains the classic posture of shining eyes and round mouth. Mingfei sighed and slapped him hard on the forehead.

Huang Mao screamed and finally released the immobilization mode.

Mingfei looked at him feebly.

Huang Mao rubbed his head, and after a brief confusion, he jumped up suddenly, grabbed Mingfei's leaves, and shouted excitedly: "Mingfei Mingfei, I saw His Majesty Vanla!! It's His Majesty Vanla!" ! A real person! A real person!”

Ming Fei cursed in his heart, "His Majesty is obviously a stingy pretty boy. He doesn't even know how to pay for his sister's meal!"

Huang Mao was bouncing around and excited for a long time before he finally realized that one person was missing. He asked Mingfei doubtfully: "Where's Ivory?"

Mingfei said: "I was taken away by your beloved Majesty Fanla."

"ah?"

Mingfei explained briefly.

Huang Mao was stunned for a long time after hearing this. Mingfei waved his hand in front of him and shouted for a long time before his eyes focused and then murmured to himself: "Avery is actually the legendary figure who has never appeared before. Her Royal Highness the Princess..."

Finally, I no longer heard "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Your Majesty" from Huang Mao's mouth... Ming Fei just breathed a sigh of relief, but was staggered by Huang Mao's next words: "Oh my God! I actually forgot to ask for your Majesty's autograph! "

...Idiots can't afford to be hurt. Mingfei finally experienced the true meaning of this sentence.

Huang Mao was still upset, but Mingfei was no longer in the mood to listen to him yelling. His whole heart was now focused on the upcoming huge bill...

He was thinking about how to haggle, haggle, and haggle again. After haggling, he would ask whether to recruit waiters and how long he could drag on the debt...

Those who were supposed to come could not escape. After considering three plans, Mingfei's sharp eyes saw a strong and powerful Wo Gua moving towards them.

This melon is not the other melon, but looking at the bitterness and hatred, I guess it is even more ruthless than the clear spring water melon.

Mingfei was wailing in his heart, how could he offend the Wogua family and be collected by them again and again...

Boss Wo Gua moved closer and closer, his eyebrows raised up, the corners of his mouth pressed down, and his standard face became clearer and clearer.

Mingfei had made up his mind and was thinking about the opening remarks of the first plan: "Should we get some discounts for spending so much at one time..." Before he could finish his sentence, he was so surprised that he couldn't continue.

The upturned eyebrows were flattened, the corners of the downturned mouth were raised, and the lips were twisted for a moment... This strange scene gave Mingfei the illusion of seeing a loving version of Grandma Rong...

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'Mama Rong' spoke: "You... do you think this food is delicious?"

"Uh...not bad..."

"Then do you need anything more?"

"No... no need." What is going on? Why is your attitude so weird? No! Don’t be deceived by illusions and must work hard to bargain! He cleared his throat and said: "The food is very good, and we have eaten it, but the price is just right..."

"Price? What price?!" 'Mama Rong' raised her voice.

Mingfei was surprised: "Why are there no discounts at all?!"

‘Mama Rong’ immediately smiled:

"You are a friend of Her Royal Highness, why do you have to pay? If you hadn't brought the princess to the shop for dinner, how would we have had the chance to meet His Majesty Vanla! This is already a great honor, how can we dare to charge?"

Mingfei was dumbfounded... After a while, it suddenly became clear again. This was really a turn of events.

Although the princess ran away, her reputation remained.

The fuss just now has obviously alarmed the store manager here... and although this shrewd boss was blocked outside just now and was not allowed to see him, now he obviously wants to get close to Her Royal Highness the Princess's 'friend'...

With this relationship, 'Rongma' Wo Guajun not only gave them free meals, but also specially customized a VIP card for them. They will enjoy a 50% discount when they come to dine at Farsai Restaurant at any time in the future. .

And Mingfei also hinted that he would definitely invite the Elf Princess to visit again in the future... Mr. Wo Gua immediately smiled from ear to ear and gave them a lot of extra snacks.

Mingfei was even more delighted when he saw that the big and small bags were enough to last for several days. He felt more and more that this Wogua was an amiable and reasonable man.

The two chatted happily, and before leaving Wogua, he did not forget to compliment them:

"You two are young and promising. You have such a promising future before you reach adulthood. Once you have your qualifications assessed, you will surely become a sensation in Sarsa!"

"Qualification assessment? What is this?" Ming Fei was about to leave, but now he asked in confusion.

Wogua was surprised and very surprised. He obviously didn't expect that there were still people who didn't know about "qualification assessment".

Huangmao hurried over and barely made room for a leaf. He poked his head first and then looked at Mingfei before saying to Wogua: "He fell down and forgot a lot of things after waking up. I haven't told him about the qualification assessment yet."

Wogua was obviously startled. After a while, he looked at Mingfei with great sympathy and patted his chest to promise that he could solve Mingfei's doubts.

So, under his enthusiastic invitation, the three of them returned to the table by the window and sat down. Huangmao was busy sweeping up the after-meal snacks, while Wogua explained the history of "qualification assessment" to Mingfei in detail.

The Palant people were born from the Tree of Life. Each seed grows in a nursery. When they reach adolescence, they will flock to the major cities to which they belong for qualification assessment and then decide their future destination.

It can be said that this is a matter that affects their life and is crucial to every seedling.

The so-called qualification assessment, in the simplest terms, is to judge the combat type and the non-combat type.

The long-term hatred between Palant and Zanmubo has led the Palant people to wish that all the people would be soldiers, and the martial arts are extremely serious. Those plants that can join the army to defend the planet are even more noble. The education that the seedlings have received in the nursery since childhood is that one day in the future they will be able to join the army to defeat Zanmubo.

However, there are tens of thousands of Palant people, but only a few of them have real combat strength.

A long time ago, when there was no "qualification assessment" mechanism, joining the army was a voluntary thing. Many Palant people who could not fight were influenced by their childhood education and the sense of honor of defending the planet, and they worked hard to train and rushed into the battlefield.

However, a pea that can't even spray pea shells has no self-protection ability. It rushes into the battlefield with a passion but can only die here.

This has boosted the enemy's morale and formed a negative effect.

Moreover, because the whole nation is martial, Palant Star can't even maintain normal production. The productivity is low and the economy is sluggish. Although the population is much larger than that of Zanmubo, the culture and technology are countless times behind.

This vicious cycle has plunged Palant Star into an unprecedented dark period... It was even called the Dark Night Chronicle by later generations.

It was not until the appearance of an elf that this situation was completely overturned.

He was promoted to one of the main elves at the age of only 20, which is unprecedented in the entire history of Palant.

When all the people were hesitant about the youth of this main elf, he left everyone speechless with his invincible fighting power.

An underage elf actually released the forbidden ultimate magic and destroyed an entire legion sent by Zanmubo alone!

Such a record is enough to shock everyone on the martial planet of Palant, and instantly convince everyone.

And this young elf named Vanla became the well-deserved god of war of Palant overnight!

The dawn of the Dark Night Chronicle - wherever he leads the troops, they will surely win a great victory!

This completely aroused the raging fighting spirit of the people of Palant. For a time, more people joined the army. Everyone dreamed of following this young main elf, achieving unprecedented achievements and establishing eternal glory.

However, just when the whole nation was excited, Vanla proposed a draft of "qualification assessment" to the Senate.

As soon as this draft appeared, it was like a heavy bomb that caused an uproar on the planet of Palant. This assessment mechanism is extremely cruel and will accurately judge whether this person has combat ability, what kind of combat ability he has, and even has detailed level classification.

This is clearly a thorough hierarchy system!

For the Palant people who advocate freedom and shout for equality and mutual love, this is simply unimaginable cruelty. In their minds, this is an evil system that can only be implemented on Zanmubo Star.

Unsurprisingly, opposition voices came one after another, the people protested, and the Senate quarreled.

However, there are always some people who can understand the benefits of this system. If combat and non-combat personnel can be accurately assessed, the death rate of soldiers can be reduced on the one hand, and the idea of ​​non-combat plants can be completely cut off on the other hand, so that they can focus on logistics, develop technology with heart, improve productivity, and let the entire planet enter a virtuous cycle.

However, the deep-rooted martial arts sentiment makes the Palant people think that if they cannot join the army and cannot fight, they are tantamount to being disabled and will definitely be discriminated against. This is simply unimaginable and incomprehensible.

So, one side shouted to cherish life and improve overall combat capabilities. The other side shouted fearlessly that the Palant people are not afraid of death and would rather die bravely on the battlefield than live cowardly behind!

This debate lasted for three months, and the five main elves who held real power remained silent.

But three months later, a shocking report spread silently throughout the entire Palant Star.

"The Palant Star people who died in the battle did not simply sacrifice their lives for the country. The Zanmubo Star people who bit their bodies would improve their combat effectiveness in all aspects. Moreover, the dead Palant Star people would be transformed and mutated by the evil wizards of Zanmubo and become terrifying zombies."

The appearance of this message instantly shut up the plants who were shouting that they would rather die in battle than live in disgrace, because death is no longer your own business. Your death will make the enemy stronger and turn you into the enemy you hate the most!

This is the most terrifying thing!

War is not just about passion, but must have equal strength!

However, in this situation, some people still questioned it. After all, the time when this message came out was so clever and so perfect... So, some people investigated where this message came from and how to be sure it was true?

However, a week later, there was no more questioning voice on the entire Palant star.

Saint Erfuga's main elf Vanla led his expeditionary army to break through the galaxy sanitation of Zanmubo Star and completely destroyed one of its important interstellar bases.

This is the greatest record of the Palant people in history. No army has ever been able to land in the Zanmubo galaxy and destroy one of their bases!

While the people cheered, the plants who landed in the Zanmubo galaxy for the first time finally confirmed the authenticity of the message with their own eyes.

The dead Palant people will become zombies and become puppets of the Zanmubo people, and then attack their own planet.

In the silence of the people, the bill of "qualification assessment" was finally passed without any obstacles... and after a month of detailed planning, it was fully introduced and passed throughout the entire Palant planet...

"It has continued to this day, and Palant has also reached an unprecedented level of prosperity. When His Majesty Vanla ascended the throne, the Bright Years began. And His Majesty Vanla's foresight has convinced all of Palant..." Wogua said it all in one breath, and finally paused here, picked up the water cup and took a big sip.

Huangmao closed his two big leaves in front of his chest, and murmured with admiration: "Your Majesty is so handsome, so handsome! Sure enough, I like this history very much no matter how many times I hear it..."

Mingfei turned a blind eye to Huangmao's love affair. When he was still a human, he was an orphan and was used to the warmth and coldness of the world. Although he has always lived a very lucky life, he is not as simple as Huangmao after all.

This period of history looks glorious, but the dark and bloody smell in it is also very pungent.

After talking about the origin of the qualification assessment, Wogua began to introduce the current assessment ceremony, which has been modified many times and is extremely accurate. In the end, he enthusiastically gave Mingfei a manual and asked him to go back and read it carefully.

To be honest, Mingfei is an outsider and has no great interest in this assessment. The Palant people are warlike, but he, a human who has played plants and zombies many times, really has no great passion for the live version. What's more, the battlefield is not a joke, so it's better not to go if you can.

However, he glanced at the yellow-haired man with shining eyes and sighed. This aboriginal must participate in the assessment...

Although he was inevitably a little worried, everyone has his own pursuits. He has long regarded Huangmao as a brother, so he can only give Huangmao advice but can't stop him from pursuing his ideals.

Thinking of this, he still needs to learn more to be prepared.

After chatting for nearly two hours, Wogua finally finished introducing everything, and Mingfei basically understood everything. Huangmao had already eaten and drunk enough and fell asleep leaning against the back of the chair.

He slapped Huangmao hard to wake him up, and then said goodbye to Wogua.

Huangmao was hanging the remaining snack bag on his body, and he trotted behind Mingfei.

When Mingfei was about to walk to the door, he suddenly remembered something... This matter was not big or small, but it was really not small... The main reason was that he was really cheated by Sunny too many times.

Now he still owed 9【To be honest, I have been using it recently, Android and Apple are both available. 】【To be honest, I have been using it recently, Android and Apple are both available. 】9【To be honest, I have been using it recently, Android and Apple are both available. 】 Where is Sunny...

He pondered for a while, and finally turned around slowly and looked at Wogua.

Wogua asked: "Any other questions? If you don't understand, feel free to ask."

Ming Fei hesitated for a while, coughed, and finally asked: "Do I need to pay to participate in this 'qualification assessment'?"

Wogua was stunned, but immediately realized that the two teenagers were short of money, and hurriedly comforted them: "Don't worry, there is no fee. This is a basic right shared by all people. Not only is there no fee, but there is also an excess of financial subsidies."

"Subsidy... Subsidy?"

Wogua explained: "Of course, if the qualifications can be assessed as elemental level, there will be a subsidy of 10,000 sunnies! Even if you don't have such good qualifications, even some intermediate qualifications, there are 50,000 sunnies... This is a huge fortune, enough to buy a small villa in Sarsa and enough to use until you come of age..."

... There is so much money!

Since coming to this ghost place, Ming Fei, who has been poor and crazy, instantly brightened his eyes and re-evaluated whether to participate in the 'qualification assessment'.