Reborn as a police officer in South Africa

The reason why Charlie Jenkins could persist for six hours was not because of Charlie Jenkins' strong mental endurance, but because he was so sleepy.

The confinement cells in southern Africa are said to be absolutely sealed. There is no light when the door is closed, and the sound insulation is so good that even if you blow the suona at the door, you can't hear it inside.

It feels like all the black technology in southern Africa has been used to create this confinement room over the years.

As the director of Alamein Airport, Charlie Jenkins is under great pressure. According to him, he has no more than four hours of rest every day.

So after the door of the solitary room was closed, Charlie Jenkins slept happily.

Until Su Jianping took the initiative to open the door because he was worried about something going wrong, this guy was still snoring loudly.

Such an experience is naturally ineffective.

In the words of Charlie Jenkins, being in solitary confinement is simply a welfare and does not serve as a punishment at all.

The result was that this guy didn't learn the unique skills of southern Africa at all. Instead, he thought Su Jianping was fooling him, and left angrily.

Su Jianping is not angry.

If the British think the whip is useful, then let them continue to use it.

As long as the Indians are obedient under the management of the Southern Africans.

In fact, Indians are really not difficult to manage. The key is to get reasonable returns for your efforts.

Under the management of the British, it made no difference whether Indians worked more or less. There was no reward for working too much, and the punishment for laziness was not enough to touch the soul. Over time, they naturally became free and undisciplined.

In southern Africa, rewards and punishments are paid immediately. If the work is not completed for the day, the punishment is directly reflected in the standard of dinner in the evening.

Seeing the other soldiers feasting on meat and fish, and each of them getting a glass of wine, the soldier who could only chew potatoes because he couldn't complete the task immediately understood what attitude he should use to face work the next day.

Wine is actually not a good wine. Although vodka made from potatoes is claimed to be "absolutely pure", it actually doesn't taste good. People in southern Africa have stopped drinking it a long time ago. Liquor made from wine or grains is more popular.

Not so for Indians.

People in India are starving to death every year, and there is no extra food for making wine. After a hard day's work, a glass of spicy vodka is definitely the best reward.

Of course, at this time, no one would say hypocritically that they would not drink and their stomachs would not be full. How could they be hypocritical?

Whether Charlie Jenkins accepted it or not, just one week after these Indians came under the management of southern Africans, El Alamein Airport was split into two completely different parts.

Specifically, it is centered on the airport runway, with clear distinctions.

The takeoff and landing of large transport aircraft have strict requirements for runways. Alamein Airport has two runways with a length of 1,500 meters. The Southern African Air Force and the British Air Force use the two runways as the dividing line, and each is responsible for half of the airport.

When the British Air Force was in charge, there was no difference between the two sides of the runway. There were noisy tarmacs, noisy warehouses, noisy camps, and even anti-aircraft gun positions.

Less than a week after the separation, the difference was obvious.

The first thing is definitely hygiene.

When the British were managing the airport, although there were many toilets at the airport, the situation of open defecation was still very serious. There were piles of that in the corners of the warehouse where cans were stored, which is simply indescribable.

After the Southern African Air Force took over, in Area B managed by the Southern African Air Force, the phenomenon of open defecation was completely eliminated. Indians who were not taboos about meat and vegetables seemed to become civilized and hygienic overnight, and their body odor was actually reduced a lot.

It is hard to describe the body odor of Indians.

This is really not embarrassing.

Indians do not use toilet paper when going to the toilet. It is understandable if you think about it. A country with no industry at all and cannot even make toilet paper, so naturally it can be used without it.

So Indians flush the toilet with water after using it.

The crux of the problem is that Alamein is in North Africa and has serious water shortages.

In addition, Indians like to eat curry, so the body odor of Indians is more unbearable than the body odor of white people.

On the first day when this Indian unit was dispatched to Area B, every Indian soldier in Southern Africa was required to take a shower every day and change his clothes every day. The clothes distributed were not enough to change, and Southern Africa had to make up for them. Anyway,

The weather in North Africa is hot, so you don't need much fabric for pants, short-sleeved shirts or anything like that.

In terms of management, the Southern African Air Force has also put a lot of thought into it.

Due to tradition in the British-Indian army, most of the officers are white British, and a small number of Indian officers are all from high castes.

During World War I, Winston had more than a dozen boxes of personal belongings when he went to the front line. The high-caste Indian officers had even more than Winston.

Before coming into contact with high-caste Indian officers, the officers in Southern Africa really didn't know that some officers had to ride in sedans when going to the front line.

Well, it's not a sedan chair, it's a kind of chair that also needs two people to carry it, similar to a sliding pole.

This is for fear that the opponent's sniper will not be able to find important targets.

In order to make Indian soldiers more obedient, Southern Africa sent away all white officers and high-caste officers, and then promoted officers from ordinary Indian soldiers to manage other Indian soldiers.

This move is extremely effective.

The British actually understand how to use barbarians to control barbarians, but they are not thorough enough.

The upper castes and the lower castes in India are completely two different groups. The British relied on the upper castes to manage the lower castes, which seemed to be using barbarians to control barbarians, but in fact it was the opposite.

In India, only the lower castes know what the lower castes are most afraid of.

A saying ridiculing Indians on the Internet in the 21st century is: If you drink this bowl of Ganges water, you will be an Indian in the next life.

This is not all a joke. Indians firmly believe in "reincarnation". It doesn't matter if you have no experience in this life and are not reborn well. In the next life, if you have experience and are cast into a high-caste family, you will directly reach the pinnacle of life.

Here in Southern Africa, you don’t have to wait for the next life. You can obey orders and work hard, and reach the top of your life in minutes.

Therefore, the Indian officers who were promoted from southern Africa immediately burst out with unparalleled enthusiasm for their work. The pressure on those Indian soldiers who were lazy and toiled was doubled. The officers' attitude towards the lazy and toiling was abhorrent, as vicious as murdering parents to block people's way of making money.

At this time, the relationship between southern Africans and Indians changed. It was Indian officers who managed the Indian soldiers. The southern Africans were not responsible for the management. Some Indian officers who were very ruthless were complained by Indian soldiers. The southern Africans

Sometimes he appeared as an "arbiter", and the effect was surprisingly good.

Ten days later, the orderliness of Area B managed by the Southern African Air Force has reached a new level.

Su Jianping was not satisfied with this. By mid-June, Area B under the management of Southern Africa had begun to try to grow vegetables, which left the British in Area A completely confused.

Most of North Africa is an arid desert, but the coastal areas have a moist Mediterranean climate, so vegetables can still be grown.

The point is it's not necessary.

Southern Africa was responsible for all the logistics of the Allied forces in North Africa.

The strong agricultural capabilities of Southern Africa have played a huge role. All kinds of meat are sent to the front lines for free. There are countless eggs, fresh fruits, dehydrated vegetables, and all kinds of dry goods. There is no need for them at all.

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What's more, El Alamein is in a war zone. The war is not over yet, and the Germans may attack at any time, so even if you grow vegetables, you may not be able to eat them.

Su Jianping doesn't think so.

As a major general in the Air Force, Su Jianping held a high-ranking position. Many British people would never have imagined that the front lawn and back garden of Su Jianping's home in Los Angeles were directly converted into a vegetable garden, and the flowers were grown on the second-floor balcony.

Southern Africans are crazy about land use.

The British thought it was boring for Southern Africans to grow vegetables.

Southern Africans see land and feel that they will suffer a loss if they don't plant something.

Even to grow vegetables, precious drinking water is consumed.

In mid-June, the commander-in-chief of the Eighth Army, Auchinleck, came to El Alamein Airport for an inspection. As soon as he got off the plane, Auchinleck noticed the difference on both sides of the runway.

How big a difference is there?

The air smells different.

Auchinleck got off the plane and went to area A first. Before he left the airport runway, he subconsciously covered his nose. The smell was really strong.

At the beginning of the 20th century, Britain had not yet experienced the baptism of the Cold War, and its domestic construction level was only at that level.

Don't think that the domestic construction level of the old capitalist countries is so high. The construction level of European and American countries advanced by leaps and bounds in the middle of the 20th century. To be precise, it was after the start of the Cold War. Before that, it was really not that good.

European and American countries have improved their domestic construction levels mainly to resist the attraction of the other camp to the people of European and American countries.

It sounds like the opposite is true, right?

How can a poisonous country be more attractive to the people than a democratic country?

It should be the people of the poisonous countries who are trying their best to sneak into the beacon of democracy and seek freedom!

Actually this is not the case.

All in all, the level of infrastructure in Britain in the early 20th century was not at the same level as in southern Africa.

London is still known as the "Smog City". Thousands of people die every winter due to smog. You can imagine the health standards.

In Area A of El Alamein Airport, the air pollution level is even worse than that of London in winter.

Before entering Area A, Auchinleck felt a warm air mixed with the smell of sweat, body odor, curry, and feces blowing into his face.

Odors will continue to ferment in a hot and stuffy environment.

Auchinleck personally felt as if the Germans had dropped a biological bomb at El Alamein Airport. His first reaction was that he had to wear a gas mask.

But looking at Charlie Jenkins and other British officers, they are extremely calm and accustomed to it.

Damn, this is like living in a house for a long time without smelling its stench.

In order to welcome Auchinleck, Area A had made some preparations. The windows of the barracks were polished, the anti-aircraft guns next to the runway were spotless, the vehicles were parked neatly, and the height of the tank barrels was the same as measured with a ruler.

Needless to say, I learned this from Area B again.

The difference is that this is what happens in Area B every day.

Area A was cleaned suddenly to prepare for Auchinleck.

Except for the camp, all the British soldiers and Indian soldiers in Area A had put on clean clothes. The camp had just been cleaned and sprinkled with water, and it looked brand new compared to before.

Auchinleck was still very responsible. He took the initiative to walk to an anti-aircraft machine gun and wanted to communicate with the soldiers who were conscientiously on duty.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he stepped off the grass, Auchinleck stepped on it and flew

Charlie Jenkins' expression at that time was wonderful.

No one expected this situation.

Fortunately, Charlie Jenkins still has some quick wits.

"This should have been pulled by a military dog."

Auchinleck's expression was gloomy. If there was a problem, he would blame it on the military dogs. Bullying military dogs can't speak, right?

Charlie Jenkins looked embarrassed. It didn't matter whether the military dog ​​pulled him. The important thing was that Auchinleck stepped on it.

So Auchinleck turned around and headed to Area B.

Compared with Area A, which is not doing much on the surface, Area B is undergoing vigorous large-scale production.

Really vigorous.

At least Auchinleck had never seen an Indian soldier singing while working.

Before Auchinleck came to Egypt, he served as Commander-in-Chief of the British Forces in India.

The key to singing the song is also strange.

The tune "Auchinleck" is very familiar. It is a song popular among British and Indian troops. I dare not write the lyrics for fear of being 404ed. Many of them are related to female body parts.

It can be said that the sexual repression of the British and Indian troops is quite high.

This can also be explained, after all, it is an army led by the corrupt state.

The lyrics of the song sung by the Indian soldiers in Area B have obviously been rewritten.

I love working for Southern Africa

i know who i am

Hard work will pay off

As a man, you should shoulder your responsibilities

Compared with the previous songs, Auchinleck likes this version very much.

If you change "Southern Africa" ​​to "British Empire", it would be perfect.

When Auchinleck arrived in Area B, these singing Indian soldiers were planting trees.

"It really makes no sense. The purpose of letting them plant trees is to consume their energy and make them exhausted all day long. Naturally, they will not be in the mood to think about certain things that they shouldn't think about." Su Jianping took the initiative to explain that Auchinleck's military rank

He is a general and deserves the respect he deserves.

"This is a good idea!" Auchinleck was very satisfied. Alamein Airport was also working under the leadership of the Eighth Army.

These are all achievements.

Compared with Area A, the management of Area B can be used as a template to be promoted at all British military airports.

The air is different.

The air in Area B can't be said to be sweet, at least it doesn't have that disgusting mixed smell.

Walking into the warehouse, rows of materials are neatly arranged in categories.

After Su Jianping introduced it, Auchinleck learned that the principle of stacking materials is based on different production dates. Those with closer production dates are placed at the back and earlier ones are placed in the front, so as to ensure that materials are not wasted as much as possible.

This doesn't mean much for ammunition with a long shelf life.

But for foods with a short shelf life, it is of great significance.

Auchinleck knew how serious the waste of materials was within the British army.

But with such a simple method, why has no one thought of it before?

It’s not that I didn’t expect it, it’s that I couldn’t do it.

Or rather, I don’t want to do it at all.