Reborn Black Cat, they all call me the Lord of Weirdness

The empty hall was so quiet that it made people feel uneasy.

Only the holy fire burning on the stone platform made bursts of sound from time to time.

Looking at Youle standing on the magic circle in the middle of the hall, one of them said with a little trepidation:

"Archbishop Yefeng, isn't this a bit too grand?"

"Also, what are our arrangements for today?"

Hearing his words, the other people under the mask also cast curious eyes at Youle.

And Youle seemed to have expected everyone to say this.

"How can we welcome the true God without being grand? How can we show our sincerity without being grand?"

"As for today's arrangements, don't worry, everything will be discussed after the audience with the true God."

As he spoke, he picked up the 10 Meow Meow Revelation books he had prepared in advance from a table next to him and distributed them to several people in turn.

"Next, please recite the Revelation with me and praise the great cat god."

As soon as these words came out, the people who were already suspicious looked at each other in surprise.

This was beyond their expectations.

But out of curiosity, they still opened the so-called Meow Meow Revelation in their hands.

When they opened the title page, the first thing that caught their eyes was a cat face full of weirdness and mystery.

A pair of golden eyes on the cat's face were staring at them, making them tremble.

As the pages continued to turn, a story of a cat saving the world appeared in front of them.

At the beginning of the new life, everything began in chaos, the original singularity disappeared into the invisible, and the chaos gradually changed...

There is a thing in the world that originated from the beginning but has its own laws. It has the spiritual power to change everything and the will to create everything. Later generations called it the Cat God. Its holy pet is a cat with its spiritual power...

At the end of the world, there is a chaos with the same will to satisfy the unbalanced desire. It is called evil...

The Cat God fought against the evil and won the battle, but the world was destroyed. The great Cat God reshaped the world with his own body, which is known as the Cat Genesis...

......

Everyone:? ? ?

"Archbishop Yefeng, can you please turn down the volume of the speakers? I'm standing a little close."

Sun Weilan, a royal sister with long black hair, pointed to the speakers on the pillar next to her and covered her ears.

"Oh, okay, sorry." Hearing her words, Youle frantically found the remote control from his pocket and turned down the volume of the speakers.

"Who did you ask to record this part? It's quite professional."

"Hehe, I asked a teacher from the Broadcasting and Hosting Department of the School of Media to record it." Youle smiled.

"Did he laugh?"

"No, the teacher is quite professional and recorded it in one go."

"Did you write the copy yourself?" Sun Weilan continued to ask.

Youle nodded subconsciously, and then shook his head immediately.

"No, I didn't write it. The great cat god told me what he wanted to say."

"You wrote it, and there are typos."

"What? How can there be typos? I'll go to the publishing house. Didn't they say they'd proofread it for me?"

Hearing that there were typos, Youle immediately flipped through the Meow Meow Revelation.

Seeing this, everyone who was worried just now immediately laughed.

"Haha, I was kidding you. There are no typos, but you wrote it pretty well." While flipping through the Meow Meow Revelation, Chen Kexin showed an admiring expression.

"Ahem..." After realizing that he was deceived, Youle hurriedly tidied up his image, and then held the Meow Meow Revelation in both hands and said:

"Okay, now please join me in praising the great cat god and praying for the arrival of the cat god."

"The holy fire is shining, the holy light is shining, all my disciples, meow meow meow..."

At first, everyone could still recite a few sentences together, but as they recited, everyone began to want to laugh.

Finally, a girl couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, so naive, so embarrassing, I'm almost digging out a three-bedroom apartment with my toes."

"I finally know why I have to wear a mask, hahaha..."

While laughing, she covered her stomach.

"No, I have to take a picture of this and send it to my friends so they can see it..."

However, just as she finished speaking, a black shadow flashed in front of her.

Then came a voice without any emotion.

"How dare you! How dare you blaspheme the Bible!"

Hearing this voice, the girl subconsciously raised her head.

The next second she saw a scene that she would never forget.

I saw Youle, dressed in a black robe, came in front of her at some point, emitting bursts of black air all over his body.

And when she met Youle's eyesAt that moment, she found that Youle's eyes were glowing with a faint green light, which looked strange and unusual with the black cat mask on his face and the black air all over his body.

The moment she was stared at by Youle, she felt like she was falling into an ice cave, and she couldn't help shaking.

Youle at this moment was no longer the timid and shy middle school boy before.

The girl was not the only one who was scared.

The other nine people were also looking at Youle in shock.

Just now, they saw with their own eyes that Youle came to the girl from ten meters away in the blink of an eye.

That speed is definitely not what ordinary people should have.

Combined with the current scene, they suddenly had an ominous premonition.

At this moment, Youle suddenly shouted at the girl:

"Take out your phone!"

Hearing this, the girl was startled at first, and then tremblingly took out her phone from her pocket.

Before she could react, Youle grabbed the phone away.

In front of everyone present, he crushed the phone with his bare hands.

Boom!

With a bang, the girl's iPhone was burned to ashes by the black flames rising from his palm.

Everyone who witnessed this scene felt their scalps tingling.

"It's over! Could this Holy Fire Meow Meow Church be a cult?"

They all had the same idea.

"I hope this won't happen again. Meow Meow Revelation is the highest canon of my church, and you can't blaspheme it."

"If this happens again, the phone just now will be your fate."

As he spoke, Youle scanned the crowd with his green eyes.

Everyone was so scared that they nodded repeatedly on the spot.

The girl just now was about to cry.

On the one hand, she was scared, and on the other hand, she felt sorry for her phone.

She had saved money for several months to buy it.

"Here's the money. When we get back to the city, you can buy a new one." In the girl's astonished eyes, Youle took out a stack of cash from somewhere.

"Ah?"

"Not enough? Your phone should be an old model from last year. It's only 7,000 yuan at most. Don't blackmail me." Youle scratched his mask with the cash.

The girl who reacted first looked at the thick stack of cash in front of her, then looked at Youle with green eyes in front of her, and finally took the cash in her hand.

When this scene fell into the eyes of other people present, their expressions under the masks became weird again.

"It doesn't seem very evil. Which evil cult would compensate people for their mobile phones?"

At the same time, a sigh came from the corner deep in the hall. Of course, everyone's attention was on Youle at the moment, and no one heard it.