Reborn Campus Maniac

In 2012, 26-year-old Lin Xiaozha worked for a foreign company. In a business environment with Chinese characteristics, what was discussed when discussing business? It was the wine table, the wine, and the amount of alcohol. Being drunk is a derogatory term, and you can't drink until you have a breath.

If you can blow up the traffic police's alcohol detector, the negotiation is not far away.

Last night, Brother Zha played hard for his life for a big deal. He drank so much that he drank so much. Fortunately, he had self-awareness and didn't drive drunk. He honestly took a taxi home and didn't dare to drive it? Are you kidding me? Lin Xiaozha in this world

There are really not many things that I dare not do. If you give him a Charley, he will be able to drive like a Mazda. Unfortunately, he doesn't have it. He can't afford it. He didn't even have a wheel to get out of the car. He was so drunk when he got out of the car.

He vomited in the taxi. If the driver hadn't seen how he narrowly escaped death, he would have almost given him two sticks with a self-defense mace.

"Mom, it makes me so uncomfortable. You said that when I was a top student with excellent academic performance, you refused to let me go to college. Now I am fine. I drink to my fill every day. I feel bored even looking at this picture of virtue."

Lin Xiaozha, who only woke up at ten o'clock, was so tortured by his rolling belly that he could not help but scream.

"Go away, this good boy has a bad future. Your wife has been back to her parents' house for more than a month. Take the time to coax her back. You are the one who is messing around outside, and you don't want anyone to tell you? It's like our family is abusing our daughter-in-law."

Yes, it won’t sound good if it gets out." His mother, Hu Xue, brought him a cup of hot tea and said seriously.

"Mom, I noticed that you have become more and more humorous recently. Why did I act so randomly? Is it sinful to say something to a female colleague on the street? She beat people with such a thick wooden stick. My mother-in-law is not so cruel.

Is she going to come back? I want a quiet mom at home. Do you still have cigarettes at home?" Lin Xiaozha became more and more annoyed as he talked and rummaged through cigarette packs all over the house.

"Are you a smoker? If you smoke one pack a day, your kidneys will be blackened. If you don't have one at home, buy it yourself."

Lin Xiaozha wiped the sweat from his head and chuckled: "I didn't learn from Hu Mei, smoking, drinking, whoring and gambling are indispensable."

"Go away, I'm a whore for you. Are your skin itchy?" Hu Xue picked up the bottle of vinegar and smashed it casually.

Lin Xiaozha easily dodged. What a joke. Is this mom kidding? She can even throw a kitchen knife around when she's angry. If she doesn't practice dodging, this house will be a graveyard.

After dinner, a buddy called and told him that he had sex with someone while drinking, and asked him to hurry up and help. Lin Xiaozha was about to say that he was too drunk and felt uncomfortable, but he hung up the phone in a hurry and sighed helplessly.

He fell on the sofa and complained in a daze: "A bunch of rubbish just know how to fight when they are full. They are almost 30 years old and they still act like children and spend money. They are wasting air while they are alive and they are wasting land when they are dead."

It’s so annoying to waste RMB to find a girl, can’t the world be quiet for a day or two?”

There was no way, I couldn't ignore my brother's affairs. I took a folding knife from the drawer, put it on my waist, put my hands in my pockets, and walked out in three steps. Hu Xue used a big ear scraper and asked: "Why are you buying cigarettes and wearing a knife?"

, you should stop causing trouble outside and make me worry all day long."

Lin Xiaozha jumped to the left and said with a smile: "I'm going to rob a bank and use the money to honor my beloved mother."

The tough Hu Xue suddenly became gentle, touched his head and said with a smile: "This is my mother's good son." Lin Xiaozha was snickering to himself, and hit him with an iron knee on his stomach, which made him almost collapse in pain.

Next, I saw Mother Lin smiling triumphantly and saying: "Keep hiding, you idiot! When your mother and I came out to hang out, you didn't know where to breastfeed. If you dare to fool me, you are seeking death."

Lin Xiaozha held his stomach and moved away, shouting: "Tell me where I can breastfeed?"

"I'm going to kill you, little bastard!" When Hu Xue was all over the place looking for someone to take advantage of him, Lin Xiaozha had already escaped.

With the scorching sun above his head, he lit a cigarette for himself. He missed his scumbag father. A long time ago, his father, who never did his job properly, would secretly call him out for barbecue and force him to drink.

, he shouted carelessly: "Son, follow daddy!" Unfortunately, one night before the high school entrance examination, the brave and capable Comrade Lin Tianfei was surrounded by more than twenty people in a dead end and hacked to death. After that day, he could only sleep in his dreams.

Only then could one hear a loud cry: "Son, follow daddy!"

"You don't have fucking eyes!" An angry roar brought him back to his senses from the long-running memory. He turned around and saw an old woman in her 170s or 80s lying on the side of the road, collapsed next to her.

A bamboo basket, most of the eggs inside were smashed, and the sticky yolk leaked out. The old man was obviously frightened, his face was pale, his withered right hand kept beating his chest, and he was panting.

Less than one meter in front of the old man, there was a Crown that had obviously braked suddenly. A burly man stepped out of the car and angrily pointed at the old man and yelled: "Are you tired of living as an old man? Do you have eyes?"

It doesn't matter if I hit you and kill you, can you afford to pay for wasting my time? I make hundreds of thousands a minute, and it's all delayed by you, an old bitch. Damn it, why don't you get out of here and just lie there and pretend to be dead?

, I’m counting to three, if you don’t get out, I’ll run over you with my car, do you believe it?”

The old man was so frightened by his ferocious curses that he struggled to stand up, but it was not easy for an elderly person to get up when he fell down. No one in the huge crowd of people watching was willing to lend a helping hand. These days, everyone is afraid.

Being relied on, if the old man has any shortcomings, the family will definitely rely on the kind people who help her. No one wants to cause unintentional disasters.

More and more people gathered to watch, but they were all just watching the excitement. No one came forward to say anything. If the car owner was a gentle man, people would have stepped forward to protest and condemn the injustice. There are still many people willing to do this kind of risk-free good deeds.

But that guy was muscular, with a big dragon tattooed on his arm, and a dagger obviously stuffed in his waist. He couldn't get rid of such a difficult boss, so although everyone was talking and pointing fingers, they didn't even criticize him.

A few of them, for fear of causing trouble

Seeing that the public opinion was not biased towards the old man, the car owner became more confident. He opened his mouth and shut up, cursed, and spattered. Then a green beer bottle was smashed on his head, and blood splashed out like a fountain, attracting a crowd of onlookers.

bursts of exclamations

Lin Xiaozha struggled to carry two boxes of beer from the roadside tavern, piled them heavily on the ground, and looked at the big man sideways: "Hey, what about you, whose father are you?"

The man touched the bleeding blood on his head and became furious: "I am your father, and I will destroy you today!"

Lin Xiaozha picked up a bottle of beer and hit him on the head without saying a word. This time it was solid, and the blow was as hard as a steel pipe. The blood on the man's head was mixed with beer and flowed down, as if

It's like taking a red cold bath

"You're driving on the sidewalk to get out of the way, you're crazy." Lin Xiaozha kicked the big man down hard, used the beer bottle as a grenade, and threw three bottles in a row at his Crown, muttering: "

You still drive a Japanese car, okay, today’s business is not over, if I don’t kill you, you won’t call me a scumbag, you idiot.”

A middle-aged man in a straight suit suddenly jumped out of the car. He frowned and said, "Brother, I'm in a hurry. You can tell me how much it costs. I don't have time to waste time with you here."

"I want your mother's money." Brother Zha was so confident that he pointed at the man and shouted, "Brother has nothing but money. Go over and apologize to the old lady. Nothing will happen. Otherwise, no one will be able to leave here today."

!”

"Fifty thousand yuan" The middle-aged man was a little impatient and directly offered ordinary money.

In front of everyone, Brother Zha naturally cannot give in for money, even though he really wants the 50,000 yuan. "You heard me clearly, go apologize to the old man, otherwise you will waste it here today. Brother Zha has plenty of time, it doesn't matter." Brother Zha

His life creed is: people should not be arrogant, and if their lives don’t follow their own will, it’s not as big as dead money, but it’s not as big as mere happiness. People can take risks for the sake of money, but for happiness, they can spend a lot of money without any hesitation. The accident of 50,000 yuan

Wealth is like a pie falling from the sky, making onlookers look envious, but Brother Zha is not happy to ask for it

However, at this moment when the eyes interacted with each other and the fire was flying, something incredible happened.

The man's crown, the old lady, and Brother Zha all stood in the middle of the sidewalk. The heated stalemate attracted a large number of idle pedestrians to come and watch. On the overpass not far away, a beautiful woman driving a BMW also saw the person on the sidewalk.

In this scene, she recognized at a glance a handsome young man who was laughing and laughing with a little girl in his arms. He was the handsome young man who took her money and ran away. She was so excited that she didn't notice the traffic in front of her, and unconsciously stepped on the accelerator.

, he hit hard a large truck driving at a constant speed in front of him. The driver of the large truck was driving due to fatigue. He had already been drowsy. He was hit and the body of the truck jolted, waking him up. He was frightened and could not figure it out.

The driver in this situation subconsciously braked suddenly.

If the BMW beauty had not turned the steering wheel to the right in a hurry at the critical moment, the accident would not have had catastrophic consequences. Since the two cars were on the road just after the overpass, there were no guardrails next to it, and the BMW was thrown hard by the big truck.

He went out, rolled in the air and hit the sidewalk. Lin Xiaozha looked at the BMW falling from the sky in a daze. He didn't react at all and should have quickly dodged. The car tilted and hit his body. Qi's back almost broke in an instant.

Bits and pieces

The darkness in front of him covered the remaining light, and his consciousness quickly froze and disappeared. He leaned forward and fell heavily on the dusty road. Lin Xiaozha's eyes widened with anger, but a faint smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, like a scumbag.

Dad, I'm here to accompany you. I've been living alone in heaven for more than ten years. It's very lonely.

Brother Zha used up his last bit of strength and closed his eyes. He didn't want to never close his eyes and become a lonely ghost filled with resentment.

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