Reborn Campus Maniac

When Lin Xiaozha heard that Miller wanted to pursue Surala, he became angry and shouted: "I can't help her decide whether to be a lesbian, so fine, let her decide for herself, come here."

Su Lala saw them making noise there and didn't know why, so she just thought it was a show. Then she heard Lin Xiaozha call her and hurriedly came over and said, "What's the matter, brother?"

Lin Xiaozha pointed at Miller and said, "This bastard wants to chase you, will you agree?"

Sulala had been on the earth for a while, and she knew a lot about human affairs. When she heard this, her face turned red and she said, "Who said he wanted to chase me?"

"He wants to eat swan meat. Who else can say that?"

Surala smiled shyly and said, "That's good."

boom

Except for Miller, everyone fell headfirst.

Lin Xiaozha was so angry that he said angrily: "Okay, you go with him. After he leaves, you will be my brother's woman. I will never be able to kiss you, hug you, or let Miller know after being intimate with you."

Go kiss you”

It took Sula La a long time to react, and she cried loudly. She hugged him and cried out in tears: "Brother, you can't stop being with La La. My brother said that he will be with La La for the rest of his life."

Lin Xiaozha chuckled and said: "As long as you reject that guy, you can continue to be with my brother. My brother will kiss you every day. Isn't it enough? Do you still have to think about it?"

Surala suddenly turned her head, glared at Miller with hatred, and shouted sternly: "You bastard, how dare you separate me and my brother, I'm going to kill you!"

Miller was so frightened that he quickly backed away and shouted: "Lala, what's so good about your brother? He's not as good as me in looks, family background, or power. You want to kiss me. I'm the best at it. I can make you happier."

"Go to hell!" Surala rushed forward and kicked Miller on the butt. Everyone raised their heads and looked up at the sky. Miller screamed strangely and flew into the sky, breaking through the ozone layer of the atmosphere.

Fly straight to the nine planets without stopping in between, use full power to rush out of the solar system, rush out of the Milky Way, and fly freely in the vast universe!

In this short period of time, in addition to the melee between major gangs, Lin Xiaozha also accomplished a major event, which was the acquisition of Tianjin Lifei Football Club and the qualification to directly participate in League A and B.

At the same time, Yanyun City Shalin Football Club was officially established. After merging with Tianjin Lifei, it will directly embark on the journey to compete in the A-B stadium next season.

Although the transfer market at that time was not considered lukewarm, few good players were willing to commit themselves to marrying to the next-level league. And Brother Zha really looked down upon the free agents in the A-B transfer market, so

This intensified the practice of the idea of ​​a Kung Fu football team.

Since Sanzhuang and Lu Tong, several martial arts masters have joined the ranks. One is Yang Bao, a secular Taoist who learns Wudang Qinggong. The other is Lang Qingqiu, a short and sturdy man who practices in the Thirteen Taibao. The other is practicing traditional routines.

Bi Dingshu, a master who also learns free Sanda, and Hua Taiping, a hermit from Emei who practices plum blossom pile, are all talented people. They were brought in by Ying Teng Group after a lot of talk and talk. There are dozens of them.

You little bastard, they can all be beaten down within a minute.

Of course, Lin Xiaozha came to them not for their martial arts skills, but for the actual effects that the martial arts they had practiced could bring on the field.

These days, Stephen Chow's "Kung Fu Football" has not yet been filmed, and Kung Fu Football is still a concept that is unfamiliar to everyone. In fact, even though that funny movie became a big hit, no one really realized that it would really be the first Chinese football movie.

Most people laugh out loud at an opportunity and pass it by with a smile.

But Lin Xiaozha believes that the real martial arts practitioners in China are very suitable for playing football. They are not like the masters in the underground boxing circles, boxing leagues and wrestling arenas in the United States. They are all big and thick, and even 200 pounds is considered small.

Niao Yiren is not like the masters of karate, taekwondo, muay thai and other sports. They can't compete with football.

China's traditional martial arts, no, no, this word has been completely tainted by some people. A considerable part of the unique characteristics of China's ancient martial arts are closely related to football.

For example, Dong Sanzhuang's butterfly catcher was born to guard the goal. It can catch anything the size of a fly, but it will not be able to catch a huge football. Of course, some people must talk about the power and speed of the shot, but equally,

As a martial arts practitioner, Dong Sanzhuang's physical agility and reaction speed should be somewhat stronger than those of ordinary people. As for strength, it is enough that these people can go head-to-head with perverts like Lin Xiaozha.

Secondly, with skills such as Thirteen Taibao Henglian and Golden Bell Cover, the bottom plate is stable and standing there motionless is the anchor of the defense. It is a nightmare for the opponent to break through one-on-one. But relatively speaking, as a

Guards, they have to study hard. After all, defense is not just one-on-one. Dong Dazhuang and Lang Qingqiu are not only strong, but also move at an amazing speed. All they need to worry about is their physical fitness.

Needless to say, for those who practice Qinggong, with that speed, it is not impossible to open up a gap in the backcourt, run thousands of miles, and rush into the goal with the ball in one breath.

The guy who practices the plum blossom pile is so delicate that even Messi would be ashamed of himself. Once he gets familiar with the feel of the ball, he performs Maradona's way of beating five people in a row every day, and he has accumulated breakthroughs in one game.

A hundred times, just by passing people, you can faint your opponent to death

The most noteworthy one is Lu Tong. This guy's foot strength can be used to hit a powerful volley from the midfield. Once he finds the target, the goalkeeper will hit the target in the right direction, but it will be in vain. He will suffer from physical pain and internal injuries.

, you still have to concede the ball, why not just watch the ball go in?

All this is just an idea

Lin Xiaozha watched the poor skills of the martial arts practitioners on the court, rolling all over the court, having a great time, kicking the ball without knowing where it went, and felt a sigh in his heart.

Time, it takes time

Under Lin Xiaozha's endless urging, Miller had to look for outstanding football professionals internationally. The first one he found was the main goalkeeper of Barcelona in 1999, the Dutch goalkeeper Hesper who retired in 2002.

, this guy had a good relationship with Miller's father. After retiring, before he even thought about his next step, Miller hired Yanyun to be the goalkeeper coach with a large sum of cash.

As for the head coach, Miller's big move made Lin Xiaozha vomit three liters of blood

He actually invited the famous Keegan! As a player, Keegan is another outstanding master of European football after Cruyff and Beckenbauer. He was elected to the European Football Championship in 1978 and 1979.

As a coach, Footballer of the Year first coached Newcastle United in 1992, and won the best coach in the 1992-93 season. After leaving Newcastle in 1997, he successively coached Fulham, the England national team, and Manchester City in the 2002 World Cup.

He was the head coach of the England team, but England did not achieve enough success, and Keegan resigned sadly.

Miller inviting Keegan to the club is like a bombshell falling on the heads of the crowd in China. Perhaps Keegan is not considered the top coach in world football, far less than his achievements as a player.

Don't forget, this is China. It's like a second-rate swordsman teaching a group of ninth-rate disciples to learn swordsmanship. There is no reason why he can't teach him well. After all, Keegan's teaching in Newcastle was relatively successful.

As for foreign aid, Miller originally wanted to spend a lot of money to introduce a few big-name players, but Lin Xiaozha didn't want to rely on foreign stars to make a living. His goal was to train these martial arts masters and let them win the Hercules Cup on behalf of China.

Because of his foreknowledge of the Chinese Super League, Lin Xiaozha provided an excellent foreign aid with high quality and low price, Bulgarian center back Tranchev. This guy is only worth 200,000 US dollars, but he plays a very powerful role.

In addition, two little-known forwards were brought from Brazil, Rocky and Sampdoria.

Miller also hired two high-quality physical coaches and basic teachers from the international community to help several martial arts masters get familiar with football as quickly as possible and develop their feel for the ball.

When this group of people first came to Yanyun, they all had a gold-digging attitude. Anyway, there was nothing to do for the time being, so it would be good to come here to make some money. The most important thing is that the power of the mysterious investigation team can give them money in the future.

Providing considerable convenience. In the United States, the investigative team's energy in the dark underground even exceeds that of established gangs such as the Black Hand.

But when they came into contact with these martial arts masters, they were all so surprised that they almost fainted. Although these martial arts players were terrible at playing football, they had extraordinary potential. Just look at the goalkeeper, who could catch four goals in an instant.

Fifty people kicked the powerful shot, without blushing or gasping for breath. He must be one of the best players in the world. The other players all have unique skills, which makes the foreigners call God amen. They are determined to stay and are united.

To build a team that can sweep the world and win the championship!