Reborn Campus Maniac

The woman's name is Yang Mingcui. She was actually a heroine in the late Ming Dynasty.

Lin Xiaozha stared at the woman in front of him dumbfounded. Although she was very tall, estimated to be about 1.75 meters tall, she was a bit too thin with thin arms and legs. He had no doubt that Ling Sha could crush her with one kick.

Not to mention the narrow three-inch golden lotus. It can beat the opponent. It can't catch up with it. It can't run away. Just stand there with your little feet. If you don't know Qinggong, let alone a hero, you probably can't even do it.

Even the ladies from Taiwan can’t beat her.

Seeing his disbelief, Yang Mingcui smiled and said, "If you don't believe it, do you want to give it a try?"

Lin Xiaozha said in his heart that you are joking. It doesn’t matter whether you were a hero or a chicken in life. After death, you are now a female ghost. Brother Zha has a hard-earned life. Why do you want to show off with a female ghost like you? Hehehe smiled and said: "No need."

Yes, a hero is a hero. I respect heroes the most. Tell me, how did being a hero lead to such a bad behavior?"

Yang Mingcui sighed and told her painful experience

It turns out that she followed the Red Lady during the peasant uprising in the late Ming Dynasty. Who is the Red Lady? Oh, isn’t she Li Yan’s wife? Who is Li Yan? Damn, Li Yan is the buddy who compiled the ballads under Li Zicheng

After Li Zicheng entered Beijing, he changed his previous style, burning, killing, looting, and committing all kinds of evil. Li Yan couldn't stand it, so he stepped forward and advised Li Zicheng to focus on his great cause and not to waste time on sensual dogs and horses. Li Zicheng was a bitter farmer with a headache.

Once I played with a beauties with tender skin, tender flesh, big breasts and fat butts in the capital. Ninety thousand of the hundred thousand pores were comfortable, and the remaining ten thousand were extremely comfortable. How could I listen to his harsh advice? Later, I couldn't stand it anymore.

Niu Jinxing and others were there to sow discord, and the three of them became tigers. Li Zicheng felt a fever in his crotch, so he gave Li Yan a glass of poisonous wine and destroyed the Great Wall.

Li Yan had the military power in his hands at that time. Not only could he escape from the capital, it was not impossible to even destroy Li Zicheng and establish himself as king. However, this guy didn't know where he learned his foolish loyalty, so he shouted: "Heaven destroy me!

Banana, you idiot!" After drinking poisonous wine and dying, the red lady looked on and cried loudly: "Husband, you really went, you really left this concubine, that's all, I will do whatever you want with me.

Take a ride!" Before he died, he asked Yang Mingcui if he wanted to die together.

After hearing this, Yang Mingcui's heart boiled with passion, and her mind was full of loyalty, filial piety, benevolence and righteousness. She said in her heart that your mother is next door, and it has nothing to do with me that you and your husband died in love? Then she said impassionedly: "Madam, if you go, I will definitely do it to complete our relationship."

Let’s continue to fight for our great cause.”

When she said this, the red lady's sword had already been wiped on her neck. Before she died, she glared at her and said bitterly: "You bastard, you have no loyalty! You will be punished!" After saying this,

Gulu is dead

Speaking of this, Yang Mingcui said with lingering fear: "I will never forget the red lady's eyes, so angry, her eyes were full of anger, I just said, she will not let me go, she must make me pay for my momentary cowardice

It seems like she really did it.”

"Pull me down." Lin Xiaozha sneered: "You are not Li Yan's concubine. His wife died in love. I can understand this. If you really died in love, I would find it strange."

"Li Yan is quite handsome, but the red lady is not good enough for him," Yang Mingcui muttered dissatisfied.

"Okay, no matter how handsome he is, he has been dead for hundreds of years, so don't worry about it." Lin Xiaozha was covered in cold sweat, thinking that there was still a strong smell of vinegar in it.

Li Yan's army was immediately torn apart. Yang Mingcui could no longer stay in the capital because Liu Zongmin had a strong general named Liu Erpazi. Not only was his face full of pockmarks, but his body was also pockmarked. The whole Jinleopard guy looked at her, what did he think?

Why is she so pleasing to the eye? Everywhere I meet, I tell everyone that I will marry her when I win the war.

It's a pity that Yang Mingcui didn't like this guy no matter how he looked at it. In anger, he wandered around the world.

She had been wandering around in the world for a long time, and she came to Yanyun without knowing it. Lin Xiaozha's energy perked up, and she knew that she had reached the important point, so she immediately concentrated on it.

It is said that one day, the sun was shining brightly and there was no cloud in the clear sky. It was a good day for old men and women to lie on bamboo chairs and bask in the sun.

Yang Mingcui was wandering on the street, and her mind was full of Li Yan's voice and smile when he was alive. Thinking about it, she couldn't help but burst into tears. It was at this time that she heard a shrill scream in her ears: "Help!"

Yang Mingcui said to her heart that in broad daylight, the emperor is under the emperor's feet, and someone dares to commit murder in public. Could it be that he has grown seventeen heads and is not afraid of death? Then he thought that he had not been under the emperor's feet for many years, sighed, and rushed in the direction of the sound.

passed

But I saw a fat-headed, big-eared young man, commanding four or five thugs, and a young woman with a playful smile standing in the middle of the road, teasing the girl and yawning nonstop.

Yang Mingcui shouted: "Listen, junior, I built this mountain and planted this tree. If you want to do evil, you must first leave the money to buy the road!"

Those people were all stupid. Yang Mingcui took advantage of this opportunity and rushed forward, punching and kicking them, beating them until they were running away with their heads covered. She laughed loudly and said: "How dare you come out to tease a woman from a good family with such skills?

I really don’t know if the heavens and the earth are too high to allow me to beat you every time I see you, and collect the money every time, so as not to let you go bankrupt, and I, Yang, will no longer walk in the world!"

It is said that at that time, Yang Mingcui was dressed as a man and wearing a martial arts dungaree. She was clearly handsome and suave. The woman fell in love with her at first sight and invited her into her home.

Yang Mingcui only thought that the woman had good intentions, but she didn't know that she had a wishful thinking and entered the tiger's den. She thought that when she arrived at the teahouse, life would be so miserable!

The woman's father asked her to mention her soul, but now it was a bit difficult. The woman was not ugly, and her family had a big business. Yang Mingcui was in a difficult period of being displaced, and it would not be a bad thing to find a stable place to live. The problem was,

Yang Mingcui is also a woman. If she were a man, she would definitely marry without any other choice. On a dark and windy night, she revealed her identity in the woman's boudoir.

Unexpectedly, the woman smiled and said: "I have noticed it a long time ago. I am not blind, but it happens that I am born to like women."

Yang Mingcui was immediately furious. There were all kinds of wonders in the world. She didn't believe in evil. She said all the good things and refused to let him go. Then she could only play hard. She would force her way out as soon as she raised her hand.

Before she could do anything, the woman picked her up and they both fell onto the bed.

That night, Yang Mingcui was conquered by that plump woman

She had never dared to imagine that such great happiness could arise between two women. She was simply played with by the woman, and her every smile and every move made her intoxicated.

"Not so perverted." Lin Xiaozha secretly felt that he had walked into a lesbian concentration camp. First, it was Xia Qi who made his dearest sister Sulala orgasm several times in one night. Now the ghost is also a female.

Tong, Khan, how come Lily has become a common occurrence when she comes to him? There are more men and fewer women. Women are looking for women. What are men looking for?

"I never expected that after I disguised myself as a man and got married to her, everything would take a turn for the worse."

It turned out that the woman did not really want to marry Yang Mingcui. Not long after they got married, she planned to poison her father and put the crime of murder on Yang Mingcui. The county magistrate had been bribed by the woman and naturally colluded to send Yang Mingcui to prison.

And found out that she once worked under King Chuang, she immediately decided to kill her.

Lin Xiaozha heard this and asked: "Didn't it mean that the pretty boy and his mistresses lived a happy life?"

Yang Mingcui snorted coldly: "That's just spreading rumors. It's that bitch who lived a happy life with her lover."

"Just for the sake of family property, you killed your father?"

"Even her biological brother was strangled to death by her!"

"What a bastard, the most poisonous woman's heart." Lin Xiaozha's back felt cold.

"I was deeply in love with her, but she treated me like this. Not only did I suffer eternal infamy, but I also died a violent death. She couldn't wait for my queen to kill me, so she bribed the jailer and poisoned my cell!"

"It's so ruthless, it's a great way to eliminate the root of the problem!"

Lin Xiaozha sighed. This kind of thing is more common in modern times. I didn't expect that it was not peaceful in ancient times.

Yang Mingcui's eyes were filled with coldness. He waved his right hand and a brick in the yard exploded to pieces: "I can never let it go like this."

When Lin Xiaozha saw it, he thought it was very good, very good. Brother Zha is here today.

"You didn't go for revenge?"

"Of course I went!" Yang Mingcui said faintly: "But she knelt down to beg me. She was naked and her body was so charming. I couldn't bear to kill her. Even if she became a ghost, I thought about revenge every day and night. I can see her.

Still can’t give up”

"Oh, she just needs to say that she has repented. If she has to be spared, why not reincarnate?"

"She didn't! After I left, she immediately found a mage to arrest me! I escaped the disaster with a narrow escape and was about to take revenge, but I didn't expect that she had already suffered retribution and was murdered by her lover. It turned out that that man had already

The one I love stays with her just to gain her wealth.”

"Retribution," Lin Xiaozha clapped his hands, "Those who like pretty boys should end up like this."

Yang Mingcui said coldly: "Aren't your wives fascinated by your pretty face?"

Lin Xiaozha patted his chest: "Of course not, we are pure men and have masculine taste."

Yang Mingcui looked at him for a long time and said: "If ghosts can vomit, I will vomit to you right now."

"You're a pervert. I'm too lazy to argue with you. After all, what do you want me to do?"

"She has been reincarnated. I want you to bring her to see me!"

Lin Xiaozha was startled and said: "How do I know who is the reincarnation of your mazi in this huge crowd?"