Reborn Campus Maniac

"Chunchun, is it really you?" Brother Zha shouted to the princess in great shock.

"Chun, your mother, Chun, I have been renting a house with a man since I was twelve years old. If I want to be pure, go to the kindergarten to find one," the princess scolded angrily.

"Impossible, Chunchun, have you lost your memory?" Lin Xiaozha asked tentatively with deep surprise in his eyes.

"Your mother, if you want to have sex with me, just tell me. Look at your stupid personality, go, go, go!" The princess looked like she wanted to vomit when she saw him.

Lin Xiaozha was still waiting to talk, but the princess said angrily: "If you don't want to fight, get out of here!"

Lin Xiaozha was stunned for a long time, and finally sighed, shrugged, and said, "I don't believe it." He turned around and shouted, "Brothers, go back!" He turned around and went downstairs.

The princess spit on the ground and cursed: "He is short-sighted and crazy."

The first day at Tian Ping No. 3 Middle School was spent like this. Several people were lying on the bed in Brother Zha's cabin with backaches and backaches, and their parents were scolding them.

Although Tang Fei saw Ling Sha, he still treated her like a sister and did not give her any look.

"Xiao Zha, what's going on? Last time I went to school, I became such a virtuous person. Didn't I say that I had to go to class well? Why did I get beaten to the head and bleed again?" Tang Fei felt distressed and rubbed Brother Zha's swelling.

Blocked arms, complaining

"Damn it, forget it, wife, we were deceived. It turns out that Tian Ping No. 3 Middle School has a glorious tradition of fighting for decades. The entire school has the ambition to be able to fight as the number one in life. There are very few people who really learn."

Tang Fei chuckled: "Fool, you took so long to choose a school like this?"

Lin Xiaozha sighed helplessly: "I can't help it, I'm young and I was tricked by them."

Liu Yang was the most seriously injured, mainly because of the pressure from those students, who were shouting at the top of their lungs. Brother Zha was upset when he heard it, and said: "You guys, what are you doing here, causing trouble? One by one, where did you come from?

Come on, where are you going?”

The monkey made a sound and said: "It's not that I don't worry about you, how can we brothers be separated?"

Lin Xiaozha spread his hands and said: "I beg you, please spare me. I want to live a peaceful life now, stay with Teacher Tang forever, and live a world of two. What are you always messing with?"

The monkey smashed an apple and said: "Fart, if you can calm down in this place, you will see a ghost."

"That's right, how could my brother just drop Lala and run away alone?"

Lin Xiaozha suddenly heard Sulala's voice and was startled, saying, "Hey, why did I hear my sister talking? Did you hear it?"

Then I heard Sulala's dissatisfied voice: "I am your wife, not your sister, hum."

Lin Xiaozha could only smile bitterly and said: "Where are you, come out?"

Then, he saw the villain Sulala come out of his jacket pocket and jump onto his shoulder with a smile.

Among these people, only Su Bei and Yang Chen had never seen Surala transform. When they saw it for the first time, they were stunned. Yang Chen burped, closed his eyes, and fainted.

Ling Sha silently took out Su Lala's body. Su Lala pulled up and removed the head, then inserted it into his neck. Su Bei chuckled and fainted. On the other side, Monkey, as an old comrade who has watched the replay countless times,

Still unable to withstand the visual shock, he screamed and lay down on the ground. He couldn't wake up no matter how hard he kicked him. Lin Xiaozha smiled bitterly and said: "Lala, you are so cruel. You scared three bastards to death just by changing your clothes. You

It’s a shame not to come out and hang out.”

Surala chuckled and said, "It's my brother who doesn't take care of others. With Lala here, no one in the world can bully my brother."

"Go." Lin Xiaozha looked worried at the people in this room and said, "I said, you can't all crowd into my small house and find a place to live by yourselves. Lala and Lingsha, Lala can just stay.

"

Ling Sha's face darkened, she turned around and left. Tang Fei quickly followed.

Liu Yang looked at Brother Zha's decadent look worrying about gains and losses, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Why bother? Even a fool can see that you still love Shasha deeply, why do you torture her and yourself?"

Lin Xiaozha shook his head but did not speak.

"Son, if you dare to swear that you no longer love her today, I will help you send her away, do you dare?" Liu Yang pointed at Brother Zha's nose and shouted.

"Sun" Lin Xiaozha was silent for a long time and said: "I'll make a bird's oath if I don't have anything to do, you'll die and go away."

Let's talk about Tang Fei running downstairs, catching up with Ling Sha, holding her hand, and said anxiously: "Shasha, what are you doing, stop being so angry?"

Ling Sha's face was full of tears and she said miserably: "Teacher, I'm really done. He really doesn't like me anymore. He doesn't love me. Now that he leaves, what else can I do?"

Tang Fei touched her head and said: "Silly girl, if you don't have anything to do, just listen to me. Come back with me and I promise to get you back together."

Ling Sha looked at her and said quietly: "I left. Teacher will soon be able to have Brother Zha alone. Why do you want to help me?"

Tang Fei sighed and said: "I don't want him to be unhappy. Although he always smiles happily when he is with me, I know that it is all an act. He has insomnia every night and sits alone on the balcony silently.

Smoking, I know the person she loves most is you. Without you, he will never be truly happy."

The tears in Ling Sha's eyes seemed to be unstoppable, and she cried: "Teacher, I..."

Half an hour later, the three people who had fainted all woke up.

The three of them exchanged their experiences for a while, and Monkey naturally had the most say. He explained to them the principles of Sulala's disintegration in detail. During the process, Su Bei and Yang Chen sighed repeatedly.

"Now that you've all woken up, you can find a place to live. I can pay for it, but you can't live in my hut anyway."

Listening to Brother Zha's serious words, Su Bei said: "I understand, you want to hug me every night. Xia Qi and I have already found a place to live, right downstairs from you, haha."

Liu Yang and others were shocked: "Damn it, you've done it yourself, what are we going to do?"

"I don't care, anyway, I have two people to live in, so this day's market is not in vain."

Seeing the happy expression on Su Bei's face, the others felt very unhappy. Liu Yang took the lead and said: "Hey, be careful that little fox Xia Qi puts on another big cuckold for you."

Xia Qi was squatting on the sofa watching TV. After hearing this, she ran over and slapped him on the head, scolding him fiercely: "Liu Yang, are you tired of living?"

Liu Yang has always been afraid of Xia Qi, and when he saw her getting angry, he quickly hid behind Brother Zha

Lin Xiaozha had no choice but to come out to the rescue: "Okay, okay, what are you doing? Let's go to the opposite door to see if you are willing to rent out the house."

"Good idea" the monkey regained his cool look, walked into the kitchen and took out a kitchen knife

Everyone was stunned, and Brother Zha asked: "What do you want to do with a knife?"

The monkey said very seriously: "If he is willing, if he refuses, I will chop his whole family to death."

Lin Xiaozha quickly snatched the knife from his hand and cursed: "You're in trouble, day, calm down."

A few people walked to the neighbor's house together and rang the doorbell several times. They saw a little girl running up and opening the door. When they saw that they were strangers, they asked, "Who are you looking for?"

Lin Xiaozha looked at the girl and saw that she had golden curly hair, two large silver earrings hanging on her ears, an iron chain that looked like a dog leash hanging on her neck, a nose ring on her nose, and very heavy eye shadow.

Thick, the skin on the face is actually fresh and tender. There is no powder, mainly the two big balls on the chest are swollen and scary.

Brother Zha got addicted and said with a smile: "I am your new neighbor, come and get to know him."

The girl said, "You guys know my husband."

After saying that, he jumped into the house and shouted: "Husband, someone is here to cause trouble."

There was a thick layer of cold sweat on everyone's heads

After a while, a man rushed out menacingly, holding a steel pipe in his hand, and shouted: "Fuck you, who is not convinced and is looking for death?"

Lin Xiaozha took a closer look and said: "Chen Long, what are you pretending to be next door to your mother? Why don't you open the door for me?"

"I'll kill your whole family." The boy opened the door. When he saw Brother Zha, he smiled: "Boss, what a coincidence. Why do you have time to see me?"

This boy was the same Chen Long whom Lin Xiaozha met in the toilet during his first fight in No. 3 Middle School.

"Nonsense, how did I know you were here, but it's a coincidence, I live next door to you."

"No, is it really such a coincidence?"

“It really is such a coincidence”

"Hey, brothers, come in quickly, let's chat in the room." Chen Long let a few people into the room. When the girl saw this, she said: "Husband, did you lose the fight?"

"Hit, beat, beat, you know how to beat. We are students. How can we fight all day long? Call me Brother Zha!" Chen Long scolded him with a strong voice.

When the girl heard this, she exclaimed: "Oh my god, I remember, weren't you the one who took the first-year students to hit Lin Xiaozha, the third-year student, this morning?"

Brother Zha smiled and waved his hand, saying: "At least I can't stand the arrogance of senior high school students."

"Wow, you are so handsome. Can you be my boyfriend?"

Liu Yang was drinking tea. After hearing this, he sprayed a mouthful of tea on Brother Zha's head.

Lin Xiaozha glared at him, and Liu Yang hurriedly pointed at the girl with an expectant look on her face.

Lin Xiaozha glanced at the girl and said, "I have enough wives, haha."

"Wow, that will definitely work in bed," the girl exclaimed with an exaggerated look.

Lin Xiaozha looked at Chen Long, but he didn't care at all, and said with a smile: "Get the hell out of here, what kind of person is Brother Zha, who can look after a bastard like you? Go and cook now."

If you don’t mind it tonight, just eat at my place.”

The girl said oh and ran to the kitchen with a bound.

Just as Lin Xiaozha was about to speak, Chen Long chuckled and said, "I'll make you laugh. This little girl's name is Hu Li, and she has a nickname called Golden Fox. His father is a very famous local brother. Hu Li borrowed him."

Her father's power is very impressive, but her nature is just a piece of shit. She likes to be used as a slave by men. She also doesn't know why she has fallen in love with her little brother. She has no choice but to accompany her to fool around."

Lin Xiaozha is depressed, dirty things happen everywhere.

Liu Yang ignored this and said, "Brother, will your house be rented out?"

When Chen Long was stunned, Brother Zha hit Liu Yang on the head and said, "You are sick. Since we are our own people, let's just get together and let's ask questions upstairs and downstairs."

Chen Long took a look, suddenly realized, and said: "So you are looking for a house. There is a room on the second floor downstairs rented by a young boy and his girlfriend. There is also a room upstairs for a single girl, who usually doesn't

Why do you live here? I will accompany you to ask."

"There are so many, that would be great," Liu Yang said with a smile, "I'll rent a room by myself and bring my wife over to live in a world of two."

Yang Chen sighed and said, "You all have beauties accompanying you, what should I do?"

The monkey said coldly: "You won't be lonely, because I will accompany you."

Yang Chen smiled, hugged the sofa and cried

The young couple on the second floor happened to be away from home, so we had to find the single female tenant on the fourth floor first.

Lin Xiaozha naturally took the lead and knocked on the door politely. After a while, a pale woman with long hair and shawl hair opened the door, squinted her big eyes and asked, "Who are you looking for?"

"That's it." When Brother Zha saw her, he was a little dazed, as if he had seen a female ghost again. He was secretly frightened and said, "We are downstairs, because there are more people, so I want to ask you, this house

Will it be rented out?”

The woman didn't speak for a long time. When Lin Xiaozha was about to ask again, the woman slowly said: "I still want to live in this house." After that, she closed the door.

"Damn, it's an evil family." Brother Zha said to everyone with a little fear: "Forget it, let's find another family."

Everyone also felt that this woman was spooky. Most of the people present had experienced two female ghost incidents, and they still feel creepy when they think about it.

After returning to Chen Long's house in vain, Hu Li said with a smile: "Aren't you looking for someone on the second floor? You just went upstairs to pay me back, so go find me."

Chen Long nodded and said: "Brothers, let's go. I guarantee that these young couples are normal people."

Brother Zha kept speaking harshly and said: "Look at what you said, it seems that the woman upstairs is not normal. If you leave a little bit of evil in your mouth, you will get aphthous ulcers in the future."

Before they could sit firmly on their buttocks, a few people went downstairs again. The young couple turned out to be very normal. They were both thin, small and docile. As an acquaintance, Chen Long negotiated with them.

The monkey took his own self-defense knife and sat on the side sharpening it, making several people shake their heads.

But this trick really worked. The young couple obviously looked frightened by him, and soon agreed to rent the house to Brother Zha and the others.

After leaving the door, Chen Long couldn't help scolding the monkey: "Brother, I asked you, do you still have humanity? You are such an honest person, do you need to sharpen your knife to scare him?"

The monkey said calmly: "This is called killing the chicken and showing it to the monkey."

"Show it to you monkey?" Liu Yang said coldly, and everyone laughed.

But that night, accommodation was still a problem, and the young couple had to find time to find a new house. Brother Zha then suggested: "Drink at Chen Long's house all night, and you won't come back if you're not drunk. If you're drunk, you'll sleep at his house, and you won't come home."

Everyone agreed that both Chen Long and Hu Li were very lively, so they naturally agreed.

As a result, with such a large group of people, it was not enough for Hu Li to cook alone, so Brother Zha asked Yang Chen to run an errand and order a table of food at a nearby restaurant.

Chen Long, Hu Li, Lin Xiaozha, Ling Sha, Tang Fei, Sulala, Su Bei, Liu Yang, Monkey, Xia Qi, Yang Chen, a total of eleven people, gathered together and drank a lot.

Lin Xiaozha sighed deeply and said: "Brothers haven't gotten together like this for a long time. It's really nice to have new friends today. It's a pity that Miller is not here, otherwise we would have all the people."

Liu Yang said: "Miller is ready to drop out of school."

Brother Zha was taken aback and said, "How can you say this?"

Liu Yang said: "His father wanted to retire and asked him to take over as soon as possible, so he asked him to drop out of school and get familiar with the various tasks of the investigation team. I'm afraid he won't have so much time to focus on everything when he is on his own in the future."

Lin Xiaozha sighed: "I remember when I first entered high school, because of Lala, I became an enemy and faced each other tit for tat. Not only did I end up becoming brothers who share life and death together, we will be together less and apart more often in the future. It is really sad."

Liu Yang shook his head and said: "Everyone has to grow up, but Miller was thrown into society in advance."

Su Bei suddenly said: "What happened to that princess today?"

It's okay if he didn't mention this. When he asked, everyone's faces darkened.

Chen Long said: "By the way, I was called to scold me by the principal at that time. I didn't see today's battle with my own eyes. I heard that it was abandoned because of Wang Fei's pony. What, do you know each other?"

Liu Yang secretly