Reborn Campus Maniac

"Damn, talking to you is so hard." Cold sweat flowed from Lin Xiaozha's head like a waterfall. Before this, based on his impression of Long Tie, he would never have thought that communicating with him would be so difficult.

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"I mean, do you understand?"

"Sun, I understand what you said?"

"Do it by yourself, build a nightclub by yourself, train girls by yourself, earn the money by yourself"

Long Tie was shocked: "As expected of Lin Xiaozha, his knowledge is indeed extraordinary. I just want to ask you something."

"What's up?"

"To open a nightclub, you need money, and you need high-quality young and beautiful girls. Little scum, I only have a bunch of brothers in my hand, you want me to make a profit?"

Lin Xiaozha lowered his head, sighed helplessly, and said: "Brother Ritie, although there is a big gap between beautiful women and ugly women, there is one thing that is indistinguishable. Do you know what it is?"

Long Tie studied it carefully for a long time and said: "I know that the poop of beautiful women and the poop of ugly women are all equally smelly and not good-looking."

Brother Zha directly sprayed the tea in his mouth all over the floor: "Brother Tie, I know now that you are the most talented. Zhao Benshan in the world combined can't be as talented as you alone."

But Long Tie heard the sarcasm in his mouth and said angrily: "You deserve to be beaten?"

“我欠抽?我欠抽你就欠揍妈的,美女爱什么?爱钱啊!你给钱,自然有美女到你这里来卖,这点事都不明白,你还混什么混?”

"Damn, little scumbag, I think you are the brainless one. Look at me, I look like a rich man. I can't afford to buy a car. You want me to open a nightclub, raise a group of beauties, and kill me for selling pork."

I don’t have the money either.”

Long Tie said extremely depressed

Lin Xiaozha nodded: "I finally understand. You've been pretending to be crazy here for a long time, just because you were poor, right?"

"No," Long Tie said gloomily, "I really don't have any money. I used to be a sidekick with my brother Bi, who paid for flashlight protection and opened a small casino. He refused to do anything like drugs. How could he make a lot of money?"

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"Okay, I know what you mean, do you want to apply for some funds from the Double Eagle Alliance?"

Long Tie immediately called out Baotian Qulai: "How can I, little scum, you don't want to slander me, money is nothing, money is a bastard, can I go to your father to ask for money? Are you right?

Do you know the insult to my character? Let me tell you, Lin Xiaozha, friendship is friendship, if you cause any personal harm to me again, I will risk my life with you!"

"Can I ask for money for you?" Brother Zha said calmly.

Long Tie sat down, wanting to smile but not daring to laugh. Wanting to speak, but not daring to say anything, he turned his head. Brother Zha guessed that he must be secretly venting his uncontrollable laughter to me.

"Fuck, look at your little potential," Brother Zha said depressedly.

"Little scum, you really misunderstood" Long Tie said sternly: "I regard money as a bastard. The less, the better. If it's more, I'll be annoyed."

"What's bothering you?"

"It makes me sick just looking at it. Can you not be annoyed?"

"Disgusting? Then I can't harm you. Come on, I'd better not give it to you, lest I disgust you to death and the angry helm will be ownerless," Brother Zha said solemnly.

"No, little scumbag, you can't do this."

Long Tie was anxious this time. He tugged on Brother Zha’s sleeve and shouted, “What you said cannot be ignored.”

At this time, Ling Sha came over with a plate of peeled fruit and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, you two are practicing cross talk here, come and eat the fruit."

Long Tie couldn't help but raise his thumb: "Look, our daughter-in-law is virtuous, a standard good wife and mother."

Brother Zha glared at him: "What is my wife? She is my wife, do you know?"

Long Tie nodded and said: "I understand, she is not our wife."

"Right"

"She is my wife"

"Go away, you are looking for death. This is my land, and all my brothers are here."

"Fuck, I'm in charge of the entire Tianping City now, and all the people in this city are under my control. Don't you agree?"

"Day! Now the whole province belongs to me, and all the people who come out to mess around in the whole province are my subordinates, including you, you idiot. What's going on, you don't accept it?"

"Damn, you use more people to suppress me!"

"I'll just crush you, what can you do?"

"I'm going to beat you up!" Long Tie came up and punched him. Brother Zha blocked it with his backhand, and the two of them immediately started fighting.

"Brother, brother!" Brother Zha was playing vigorously when he heard Surala calling him, so he said to Long Tie: "Stop making trouble, my sister is looking for me."

"Return my sister," Long Tie raised his middle finger and said contemptuously: "Everyone knows she is your little wife, you are a gangster."

"Go away, I am the most pure brother in history." After Brother Zha said these words, the pure heaven suddenly fell with thunder.

"Damn, stop saying shameless words, thunder will strike you, haha." Long Tie was overjoyed when he saw this.

Lin Xiaozha was naturally extremely depressed. How could such a trivial thing as bragging bother God? Why make such a big fuss?

Surala smiled and jumped into Brother Zha's arms, hugged his face and kissed him again and again.

Long Tie shook his head helplessly, looked at Ling Sha who was indifferent with a smile on her face, and sighed leisurely: "Comparing people to each other is so annoying."

Ling Sha was thinking, if Lu Xiaoming saw this scene, would he spit on the little girl?

Surala put her soft lips to Brother Zha's ear, blew warm air, and whispered: "Brother, Lala has developed a new power."

"Superpowers?" Brother Zha was surprised: "When did you gain superpowers?"

"Oh, that's my subsidiary ability. I just follow the local customs of you earthlings, that's called a superpower."

Lin Xiaozha's surprise was no small matter. You must know that Sulala's space solidification is an invincible sure-kill move. Apart from the high energy consumption, there are almost no flaws. Although he was killed by Lin Bicheng's mysterious female bodyguard that day,

It is broken, but in most cases, it is still the first-class weapon used to save lives and turn defeat into victory.

Now Surala said that he had developed a new superpower. In other words, it must be a move that is on the same level as space solidification. He suddenly became excited: "Let's go, Lala, go to my room, Shasha, help me."

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Long Tie looked up to the sky and sighed: "I fucking want to vomit."

Ling Sha was startled and quickly ran away: "Wait a minute, I'll get you a spittoon. Don't spit everywhere."

Long Tie was depressed: "I just said it casually, why do you still take it seriously, you idiot?"

Ling Sha smiled sheepishly: "Sorry, that Lu Xiaoming in our class will vomit whenever he sees this situation, regardless of occasion or time."

Long Tie sighed and said: "They are all lunatics. Today, I met a group of lunatics."

Brother Zha nervously ran into the room with Surala, hugged Lala's small waist, and said with a smile: "Come on, baby, show me your new skills."

Surala didn't move, and sat on the edge of the bed with her legs crossed. She was as arrogant as a little princess, holding her head high and pointing to her cheek: "Brother, don't let Lala remind you every time."

"You've learned how to threaten your brother." Brother Zha hugged her helplessly and kissed her fiercely on her face.

Sulala was as happy as a fairy, with her legs stretched straight, dancing and dancing, her face flushed, and she whispered: "Brother, why not, let's first..."

Brother Zha naturally knew what she was thinking: "No, show it to me first, otherwise I won't be in the mood to do that with you. Come on, let's play after watching this."

"No," Su Lala tugged on his sleeves and looked at him pitifully, her big eyes watery.

Brother Zha was so helpless that he almost knelt down and swung her around in his arms: "Lala, please don't do this. If you don't show me, I will jump off the building and let you be a kid from now on."

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"Oh, I don't want to be a little widow."

Brother Zha was overjoyed, but he heard her say seriously: "Brother is dead, I will go find Miller."

Brother Zha was so angry that he held her in his lap and spanked her hard on the butt.

Surala thought she was playing, but when she saw Brother Zha’s fierce expression, she was so frightened that she burst into tears. In fact, she didn’t feel any pain from those few blows, it was just like scratching an itch.

Brother Zha threatened: "You still dare to cry, I won't let you cry again."

Sulala immediately put away her tears, her little nose was twitching, and the mucus was almost flowing into her mouth.

Brother Zha was so angry and funny that he used his fingers to wipe away the dripping snot from her nose and said: "Miller, you damn girl, you've been thinking about her, haven't you?"

"No, I just said that casually, brother, don't be angry."

Seeing Sulala's pitiful appearance, Brother Zha wanted to laugh, but he maintained his dignity, scratched her little nose and said: "Little liar"

Surala shook her head like a clapper in displeasure: "No, Lala is not a little liar."

"That's the big liar and the big braggart."

"Huh, brother bullies Lala"

"Originally, I'm leaving to find Lingsha happy. I don't want to listen to your bragging."

Surala became anxious when she heard this: "Lingsha, Lingsha, you have known Lingsha all day long, I will chop you to death, you bastard!"

Brother Zha was stunned. After a long time, he asked with a smile: "Lala, what did you just say? I didn't quite hear it. Can you say it to me again?"

Sulala held her little hand nervously and smiled flatteringly: "Lala said that my brother is so handsome, which made Lala drool."

"That's nonsense. You've become more capable now, haven't you? Hack me to death. Okay, I'll stick my head over and you chop me."

"Woooo..."

"Don't pretend to cry. You love to cry. Then you can cry slowly and I'll enjoy it. Hey, why are Shasha's legs so slippery?"

Sulala's crying stopped instantly, and there were still tears on her face. She found a deck of playing cards in the drawer, threw it to Brother Zha, and said, "Brother, just take a card from there."

Lin Xiaozha said oh, took out the poker, shuffled the cards, and pulled out an ace of hearts.

Sulala looked into his eyes, and after two seconds, said: "It's the ace of hearts."

Although she was right, Lin Xiaozha was greatly disappointed. With such magic, China would have hundreds of thousands of people. He touched her head dejectedly: "Okay, I know you want to make me happy, but this time it's really

I'm happy for nothing."

"Brother, do you think it's magic?" Surala winked playfully.

"It's not magic, it's cheating." Brother Zha spread his hands and said, "In our school, there are many people who would do this kind of thing."

Sulala grabbed his hand, put it to her lips, and said with a smile: "Brother, where are you thinking about? This little magic trick, will Lala show it to you with great fanfare?"

"What is that?" Brother Zha has lost interest and just plays with the little girl.

"Mind reading!" Surala's eyes flashed, aggressively

"Mind reading?" Lin Xiaozha was surprised: "Lala, aren't you playing with me?"

"I hate it," Surala said with a blushing face: "Isn't it my brother who is always playing lesbian?"

"No way, where did you learn this tone from? Damn, don't chat with those boring guys online in the future. Seriously." Brother Zha hugged her lovingly, kissed her on the face, and said, "Don't tease me.

Come on, what kind of mind-reading skills are there? How can aliens still understand the hearts of people on earth?"

"If you don't believe me, wait a minute." Sulala pouted and kissed him.

Brother Zha really likes her, so he won’t care about the stupid superpowers for now and just have fun with her.

The two kissed passionately for four or five minutes. Su Lala pushed him and said, "Brother, think about something silently now. Don't say it. Lala can read it in three seconds."

Brother Zha smiled and nodded, thinking that she could really guess ordinary things, but of course she had to think of something unusual. With an evil smile, she started to think about it in her mind.

Surala stared into his eyes. She was serious at first, but after a while she turned red and said angrily: "Brother, why are you so dirty?"

Brother Zha didn't believe that she could really read it, and said with a smile: "Tell me, what dirty things am I thinking about?"

Su Lala said angrily: "My brother is thinking about taking Lala to travel to Australia to have a world of two people. We would stay together in a hotel, get up in the middle of the night and hide all of Lala's pants. The next day Lala would be gone."

I don’t have any pants to wear. I’m lying naked in the hotel, but my brother ran out to play.”

Lin Xiaozha's surprise was not trivial. He deliberately took the matter in two detours, and there was absolutely no chance of coincidence or coincidence. From this point of view, Surala had really developed the ability to read minds.

"Damn it, I'm so angry this time." Brother Zha laughed dryly, hugged Sulala in his arms, and laughed earth-shatteringly.

"Hey, what's wrong with your husband again?" Long Tie heard Brother Zha's frightening laughter outside and couldn't help but shake his head.

"My husband has a lot of problems, but every one of them makes me love him to death," Ling Sha said gently and touchingly.

Then, Long Tie vomited and Ling Sha became depressed.

At this time, Ling Sha's cell phone rang. Seeing that the number was an international long distance call, she picked it up: "Hello?"

"Shasha, this is Miller, why can't Xiaozha's phone get through?" Miller's bitter voice came from the other end of the phone. During this time, he has been overwhelmed with pressure and attacks from the other party, and he really can't hold it anymore.

, under the instigation of Li Dan and others, he had to call Brother Zha and ask him to come to the United States as soon as possible for reinforcements.

"Oh, maybe it's out of battery. I need to charge him. What's wrong with him?"

"Well, something happened. Is he here?"

"Wait a minute, I'll call someone for you."

Ling Sha stood up and pushed open the door of Brother Zha's room. At a glance, she saw Brother Zha rolling around on the floor holding Sulala with a flushed face. She laughed while rolling, and the muscles on her face were distorted by laughter.

"Husband, Miller's phone number"

For a moment, Brother Zha couldn't hold back the ecstasy from his heart. He laughed and said, "Miller, haha, give it to me."

"Hey, hahaha, hahaha"

"Hey, little scum, what are you so happy about?"

"I won't tell you, haha, haha"

"I don't care, I'm in some trouble now, do you want to help me?"

After hearing this, Brother Zha tried his best to be serious. Although there was still a smile on his face, he spoke normally: "What's the matter? I heard that you returned to the United States to take over your father's job."

"Yes, but there are a few competitors who are jealous of this position. I am being assassinated every now and then, and I can't hold on any longer."

"Fuck you, why are you calling me now?" Brother Zha couldn't help but said angrily: "Do you think my brother is a fake?"

"It's not that the opponent this time is too strong, and the main battlefield is in the United States. I don't want to get you involved, but I really can't hold on anymore."