Reborn Campus Maniac

August 31st was the day when freshmen reported and received their academic papers. Lin Xiaozha had never lived in a villa. If it was really called a villa, being able to live with his parents and Lala was a day worth noting. He cherished it very much.

The opportunity given by God is to accompany Hu Xue and Lin Tianfei as much as possible. He has no ambition to be the richest man in the world, nor does he have the ambition to unify the world's underworld. Although the memory of rebirth and Sulala's full help, these are not far away that cannot be achieved.

dream

Not everyone aspires to be a superior person. The arrogant Lin Xiaozha, our brother Zha, despises the most superior people. He just wants to live a sweet life peacefully with his parents.

One day at a time

Other students either chose to stay in accommodation or stay in rented houses, and just sleep until they wake up naturally and go to school. Brother Zha is miserable. He gets up at 5:30. The distance between home and school is really far, so he can only take a taxi to get there.

, when I got off the bus, I looked at the meter and it was 180. I wouldn’t bring something like this if I had money.

I saw the class I was assigned to on the bulletin board, and Monkey was among them. I couldn't help but feel a sense of pride in my heart. After all, history had been changed. Monkey, who originally failed to get into the No. 7 Middle School of a half-assed school, finally got into the Key No. 1 Middle School that he dreamed of.

Although this is not such an earth-shattering change, the monkey's life will definitely undergo a major turning point. If a person has a head start in life, he will cherish his life extremely, and the monkey will be no exception.

After going around and around to find the Grade 11 class where he was, he saw a tough young man blocking his way just as he entered the door. This man was dark and thin, with flaming red hair, and was wearing a shirt with Jackson's face on it.

A blue T-shirt, with a gold chain hanging around his neck, and a pair of jeans that are riddled with holes. Other people's jeans have at most two or three holes, but his pants are full of holes, and there are only a few pieces of fabric."

I just came, I have been waiting for you for a long time." The man looked directly into Brother Zha's eyes, looking a little cynical.

"Friend, do we know each other?" Lin Xiaozha suddenly shouted: "Damn, are you a monkey?"

The monkey smiled softly and said: "Sorry, please call me Brother Tie."

"So handsome!" A group of nymphomaniacs in the class had their eyes gleaming and drooling at the corners of their mouths. They wanted to swallow the monkey in one gulp. Then they saw a shocking scene. Lin Xiaozha threw him over his shoulder.

Put it down, hold it down, and give it a hard beating, "Brother Zha, I was wrong, I was wrong!" The monkey's apology and scream made those girls shake their heads and sigh, and then turned to those girls who were not very conspicuous in their clothing, but had fair skin and refreshing appearance.

Brother Zha’s interest ignited

"You won't give me any face," Monkey said with a sad face as he lay on the table, "There were several girls who fell in love with me, but you screwed them all up. You have to pay for my girlfriend."

"Please, what's the point of those superficial and ignorant little girls?" Brother Zha said earnestly: "Today I fall in love with you and I will be with you, but tomorrow I will dump you when I meet a handsome guy, so save yourself."

"It's better than nothing," the monkey muttered in a low voice, "I'm still a virgin, unlike you, who has a lesbian by your side every day and can play with you as you please."

Lin Xiaozha raised his hand and slapped it: "Go away, Lala and I are innocent. Don't ruin Lala's reputation. I'm exhausted. I'll take a nap first." He lay down on the table and went to chat with Duke Zhou.

In the dream, I saw Surala taking off her clothes one by one, and then taking off the body parts one by one, placing them in front of him and asking softly: "Brother, do you like it?" That procedure became a magic spell.

Even when he was sleeping, he kept thinking about it and was scared to death. What's the point?

"Students who are sleeping can wake up. Please stop making noise and be quiet." A sweet voice like a silver bell penetrated into his ears, and then he felt his shoulder being tapped twice. Lin Xiaozha lazily raised his head and saw

She is a tall and slender beauty with skin as smooth as cream. Her peach-like eyes looked at him with a smile but not a smile, and asked softly: "Classmate, are you feeling unwell?"

For high school, Lin Xiaozha still retained a lot of memories. It didn't disappear like in junior high school. The familiar figure in front of him had made his heart throb in his previous life. Tang Fei, who was known as the most beautiful teacher in No. 1 Middle School, innocently became a

The fantasy object of thousands of male teachers and students from all over the country when masturbating. At that time, Brother Zha had become very introverted because of the tragic death of his father. He rarely talked and joked. He never let Tang Fei's eyes stay for a moment, and he only

Being able to think about Tang Fei's mature and beautiful figure in the lonely and unbearable night, venting the body's instinctive impulses

At this moment, Tang Fei actually looked at him! He smiled at the beautiful woman in front of him and said, "No."

Tang Fei nodded, winked at him, and said, "Don't go to sleep." After that, Niao Tingting walked up to the podium, wrote her name and mobile phone number on the blackboard, and said with a smile: "Everyone calls me Teacher Tang.

That’s fine. I teach Chinese. From today on, I will serve as your class teacher. If you have any difficulties in study or life, you can come to me. This is my mobile phone number.”

Tang Fei is actually the class teacher! Lin Xiaozha took the lead in applauding, and all the boys were elated, followed by a wave of applause. It is difficult to find such a young and beautiful class teacher in high school even with a lantern. Generally speaking, the class teacher in high school is

Even the teacher, who has a pair of thick glasses, a serious face, and a shriveled or fat appearance has become more developed this time, making the boys in other classes envious.

"We are gathered in this class. From now on, we must unite, be friendly and help each other. In this way, starting from the students from the east, everyone will come to the podium in order to introduce themselves so that we can get to know each other better. Come on, everyone applauds and welcomes the first person to come to the stage.

Classmate Tang Fei controlled the mood of the whole class with her personal charm. Even the girls had to surrender under her dazzling light.

"My name is Li Mingyu. I graduated from the No. 3 Junior High School in Yanyun City. I have both inner and outer personality. I like playing basketball. Thank you all." The first person's speech set the tone for the following people, and the following ones were all

The same expression structure: name, graduate school, personality, hobbies, thanks. The weird thing is that everyone talks about their own personality both internally and externally, whether it is Mi Fangfang, who can tell at a glance that he is a live treasure, or the one who can't hold it in for a long time.

There are no exceptions for Yang Chen, the stupid big man who says a word

It was Monkey's turn. He shook the red hair on his head, walked up to the podium unsteadily, supported the desk with his upper hand, waved to signal everyone to be quiet, and said in a very calm and mature voice: "I am Yang Tie.

You can call me Brother Tie. I don’t have many hobbies. Apart from eating, sleeping and scolding Brother Zha, I just love playing chess. I have done in-depth research on chess, from the inside out, straight to the source. I love chess more than anything else.

In other words, you can take away my life, but you can never take away my chess. For the sake of chess, I will do anything to thank you."

This introduction aroused boos from the boys and screams from the girls. Lin Xiaozha waited for him to sit down in his seat and couldn't help but ask: "You are not afraid of being struck by lightning if you pretend like this. You are still playing chess, right?"

How can you love Four Kingdoms Military Chess so much that you don’t care about anything?”

The monkey shook his head and said with disdain: "Ordinary people are not worthy of listening to my discussion."

When the girl behind the monkey walked out, Lin Xiaozha suddenly felt how small the world was. This girl was the same fair-skinned girl who sat next to him during the high school entrance examination. Her calves were strong and white, and she imitated Baby Annie's style. She was on par with him when he handed in papers.

, he already knew the answer when he handed in the paper. He is really capable.

The girl walked to the podium, squirmed, lowered her head, and didn't say anything for a long time.

Tang Yan's spring-like eyes swept across her face and said softly: "Don't be nervous, it's okay. Even if you don't say it well, your classmates won't laugh at you. Come on, speak boldly."

The girl clenched her fists tightly. After a long time, she finally plucked up the courage and whispered: "My name is Xia Qi."

The class was deathly silent, to use a popular saying, it was called silence.

After a long time, Lin Xiaozha bumped his head on the table with a loud noise, and laughed so hard that he almost laughed with his face pressed against the wooden table. Then, all the men and women in the class burst into laughter without exception, even the graceful beauty Tang Fei also laughed.

I had to lean back and forth, tears streaming down my face

The girl on the podium was flushed, looking down at everything in front of her, with tears in her eyes. No wonder, the first day of her high school career got off to a nightmare start, and no one else could stand it. She suddenly felt that life was so dark.

, there is no warmth, only cold edges. People all over the world are using ambiguous and sinister smiles to hit her cold heart.

The monkey suddenly stood up. His movement was so sudden and powerful that he almost knocked over Brother Zha, who was laughing so hard. He looked directly into the eyes of the whole class and said casually: "Hey, what are you laughing at, huh? Because my

Don’t you think you are going too far if you make fun of a girl because of your mistake?”

Lin Xiaozha swore to God that he had never found a monkey to be so manly. He even suspected that the monkey secretly asked Surala to reorganize its cells and bring out all the hidden attributes, thus causing the monkey's temperament to change drastically. This was completely

is possible

"Hey, who do you think you are?" A boy who stared directly at Tang Fei looked at him sideways and said coldly

"I'm not that kind of person." Monkey shook his shoulders and said slowly, "If you're unhappy, we can have a chat after class."

The boy smiled contemptuously: "You don't need to wait until get out of class is over, I think this place is good." After saying that, he stood up lazily. A strong boy next to him and the silly big man Yang Chen stood up together and stared at the monkey arrogantly. He didn't care about Tang Fei who was at a loss.

The monkey sneered: "How many people do I think there are, three rubbish, it seems that I am enough by myself."